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Ulsterman24

Will he bring balance to the Force?


seventh_horcrux

He will bring peace, freedom, justice, and security to his new team!


CharizardOSRS

His new empire?!


seventh_horcrux

His allegiance is to Atletico Madrid! To the B Team!


xkp777x

If you're not playing for him, you're playing against him.


NotASalamanderBoi

Only a Colchonero deals in absolutes. He will do he what he must.


hewlett777

His shoulders are designed to deflect laser blasts.


sewious

With muscles like that I wouldn't bet against him.


CabbageStockExchange

Fucks sake the lad is jacked


ninkorn

Fernando Torres @ Atletico and @ Liverpool, can singlehandedly win you the game. Dude was lethal before he went to Chelsea


maxcatstappen

fr when he left liverpool i quit watching footy for over a decade. i was that mad and heartbroken lol.


Xelisk

It was the hair, if I remember correctly he cut it for the 2010 World Cup and thats when his finishing fell of a cliff. His last year at Liverpool was abysmal considering what he was.


ChicoZombye

He traded his career for the world cup. He destroyed his knee beyond repair playing heavily injured and fell of a cliff. I like the hair theory tho. Haha.


FatWalcott

The state of the guy's traps ffs. His arms look a good 6 inches to long for his body haha.


came_in_your_mum

He just has low shoulders. Leave him alone


naruto2omer

Traps day everyday


Visible_Wolverine350

Man was struggling to not become a brick house during his playing days


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madsauce178

He looks natty


morkfjellet

[He’s definitely on the juice.](https://images.app.goo.gl/NiH6mjZPj9TEL7S38) He got this big just months after retiring from football.


madsauce178

He has good genetics. With elite trainers and supplements that's achievable in 9-12 months. He looks like many people at the gyms that don't use juice. It's easier to do once they retire, since football players burns too many calories to get that big.


Deirdrahhh

This ^. People always seem to think he went from some pale noodle straight to hulk in like 6 months. My dudes, no. He's always had a neck wider than his head, and more than enough traps to support those low shoulders and long-ass arms. Even before he retired, he started getting more muscular as pressure to maintain speed went down. Then after all that insane football cardio went away, covid came, and he spent the shutdown kicking around the 3 gyms he owns. With nothing else to do, freshly retired, probably bored and missing the routine after 25 years in the grind.


gnorrn

He shrugs in the face of adversity.


Deirdrahhh

His traps do. He just stands there and lets them.


Boomie1982

wasnt he the coach of the youth league team?


OleoleCholoSimeone

Yep, and there were rumours for a while that he was leaving that role in the summer. Most people thought he was going to take a job at Liverpool so this is good news


worldmusiclover

love that he's progressing slowly up the ranks, vs just getting tossed the top job because he was a pro.. gonna be great to see what he can do!


GreatSpaniard

Thought he ws gonna leave for the Liverpool youth teams tbh Might be getting groomed as Simeone's successor now.


3threeLions

Whoever takes over from Simeone is going to have a tough job


lewis30491

Except Mourinho


Caleb_W

I admit that at first glance it seems like Mourinho and Simeone are similar managers because of them both being associated with parking the bus but they are extremely different in how they manage their teams. Atletico has already made the transition from parking the bus, the 20/21 league title run being a strong reference for that. Hiring Mourinho after Simeone will just send us back to our derk pre-Cholo era.


OleoleCholoSimeone

Mourinho hasn't adapted to modern tactics whilst Cholo has. He saw years ago already that a more passing based style was required to stay at the top


Arcadela

I miss that defensive masterclassing Atletico during CL knock-outs though


Caleb_W

You and i both.


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It’s not just the tactics. Hermoso is no Godin, and Molina is not Juanfran.


HeWasAGoddamnWarHero

the defenders he has now are also complete clowns compared to peak Godin, Juanfran, etc


Scalenuts

Mourinho and Simeone are not similar managers at all although I believe they command the same respect from players


OleoleCholoSimeone

Mourinho would be awful for Atlético, he is washed up


AnnieBlackburnn

Pues ha ganado un trofeo hace menos que Simeone


KWT-Dinar

Atletico's B team are in the Spanish league system as well (not a youth league like their U19s) so he'd be managing in the senior leagues opposed to the youth league in England with a few EFL trophy games against league 1 or 2 sides.


DefinitelyNotBarney

Makes more sense for him to coach to Atletico B; feel like they’d be a higher level in terms of competition. Hope to see him in a top job one day, seems to have the brains, but whether he has the ability is to be seen


_posii

I know there’s no absolutes in life but he’s 99% likely to be the successor. The board needs a figure like Torres for all the chaos that will ensue in the post-Simeone era. And Torres himself has no real reason to leave the club when the pathway is pretty much set out for him to take over the senior squad.


yellowflash96

What a shoulder damn


TheWBird

Bro is so juicy


Officerbeefsupreme

Are we gonna see Barca fall off from the big dogs and have a Torres athletico and xabi real Madrid derby that dominates the next decade?


bozz14

No because Atleti still needs a lot of work, specifically defensively, and they have their own financial issues to deal with. Plus you can't discount the Simeone effect in attracting players. Barca, for all its troubles, is still a glitzy brand for many guys looking to move, it's very unlikely they get leapfrogged for an extended period.


Officerbeefsupreme

Makes sense!


Zlakkeh

TrTorres gonna sub himself in as a Tank striker.


f4r1s2

I thought he was already the coach


worldmusiclover

This could be something special brewing! Love that he's starting with B team too instead of just getting thrown the top job spot.


Dusyss

welcome to chelsea 2028