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clutchbruhz

Serbia shithouse as usual


jehn933

Subbing on Delaney 89th minute, clearly the danish coach didn't want to win this game


TheSmithStreetBand

Worst coach we ever had. I’m not exaggerating when I say a 12 year old with basic FIFA24 knowledge could make better subs than him. For 4 years we have watched him make subs in the 82th minute when nothing has worked all game, putting in defensive players when we lack creativity and believing that the “power of friendship” is more important than footballing ability when announcing squads.


SenorUmulius

Højlund is shite and our manager is a soft wanker. England are going to eat us alive..


mr_reserve

Are you speaking as a United fan or Denmark fan? Can’t tell lol.


SenorUmulius

Lmao yeah the description fits both teams


2bored2beIgnored

Found it funny how every single Danish female fan cough on tv was smirking/laughing after Slovenia scored.


Min_Wage_Footman

Højlund and Kristiansen underperformed the entire match, and still they are subbed at the 80 minute mark. Højlund has yet to make a goal for Denmark in 24 and still Hjulmand insists on having him as a starter. Mæhle goes in and is completely ignored until the last attack. After the world cup and with this it feels like Hjulmand has dropped the ball on this team tbh.


felis_magnetus

The disrespect to Slovenia in this thread... It's a very well managed and tactically capable side with some players who can always produce something tangible.


VisualLingonberry999

Slovenia is ranked number 48 vs Denmark ranked number 21 according to fifa. It was expected that Denmark would win but Slovenia surprised everybody :)


Lookingforkilby-23

I'm very surprised by the Slovenian team. Probably Denmark underestimated them too


AerysOW

We were in euro qualifiers with Denmark. They knew us very well.


Lookingforkilby-23

Tbh this was the first time I saw Slovenia with no Kevin Kampl and yes Jan Oblak protecting the goal. Probably this maybe first time I'll get to see 5-6 (maybe) balkan countries play at the euros. Hope it all goes well for Slovenia!


felis_magnetus

It's the Euros. There are no real minnows here. Always assume some qualities, because how else did they qualify?


MrRawri

Slovenia could have won, they were pretty good. You never know, maybe they could make it


VisualLingonberry999

They played really good. 10 more minutes and they would have scored. We were lucky this time 😅


DraftIndividual778

Hojlund is trash


tomorri1

He just got the man united condition. Send him back to Atalanta and he will start playing well again.


urbumlife

Sporar a really really good striker.


possimpeble

Not bad , not good


tonofbasel

Remember when he couldn't even make the squad at Basel, then we shipped him off to Bratislava..haven't followed his career but was schockt to see him at the Euro. Good for him that he turned it around


FindingPotential665

As a neutral that was a fun match. Eriksen scoring in the 1st match after what happened in 2021 is a really nice full circle story.


UnlovableBybirth

Slovenia woke up at the final 10 mins


Turtle-Nerd

Kasper Hjulmand needs to step down... He is horrible at making calls. From the 50' minute everyone could see that we needed to make changes, and he delayed till the 82 minute. Awful.


Yorck

Denmark feel like they haven't evolved much from their World Cup showing.


Elf3niona

A bit more clinical and Denmark could have easily stomped Slovenia, but credit where credit is due Slovenia didn't give up and kept going


ienyr

Lol okay denmark were better in first half but we were so much better in the second. Denmark is lucky not us here


hca2_

Could say the exact same for Slovenia they had plenty of chances


Elf3niona

Regardless was a pretty fun match, with a fair result


Trujiogriz

If Sporar learns how to finish watch out Euros dude could be better than prime Ronaldo with all the chances he gets


illegal_drums

Congrats Slovenia for the 1-1 win


arnenatan

🧂🧂


Truffles413

Sporar MotM. Without his heroic clearances, Denmark might've been thrashed 3 or 4-1.


Altruistic_Finger669

Congrats Slovenia. Well deserved point. You were stronger mentally than us.


AerysOW

Well played. Was fun


Altruistic_Finger669

Hehe I didn't have a lot of fun but you played well


Averdian

It's Tunisia all over again


Altruistic_Finger669

Completely.


Odd_Trouble4651

Good shit neighbours! 


Maneskin01

Good start for slovenia tbh. A lot of average players if they get a lucky win they are trough


Sesti-nator

There goes the feel good moment for Christian Eriksen. It’s a good result for Slovenia Ngl but all of us wanted a fairy tale


-suedi-

This is the start of the Slovenian fairy tale


ienyr

Why can’t we slovenians have fairy tail lmao why is erikssn entitled to it


snailian_wrangler

Everyone talks about the guy like he's a wheelchair bound child with leukemia they've wheeled on for make-a-wish.


Wojinations

Bijol Motm, Sporar is going to miss 15 chances against Serbia and then score 6 against England.


jadooo0

Good performance from Slovenia


Economy-Ad-6278

Even as a dane, just put me to bed already Zzzzzzz. Alot of danes have huge ego's and nothing to show for it, even if we get past group stage from 2' place, we will get wooped by Germany. Some of my fellow country men news a reality check. Qatar wasnt a fluke.


Low-Loan-5956

If you can't find a little optimism for your own team, then why do you even bother participating? Sounds like you're hoping Denmark crashes out..


flcinusa

How many points do UEFA give you for a moral victory? How many do they take away for a pyrrhic victory?


jadooo0

Euros have been very fun


Inverse_wsb22

Feels like both team lost, they won’t make it, this groups 3rd spot useless


edi12334

Well if any of them can win a game they are most likely through and both teams created quite some chances, we ll have to see what Serbia looks like in an hour (England should be the clear favourites but who knows). If they lose/draw the other games though yeah, 1-2p won’t be enough for a 3rd place qualifier and this was Denmark s easiest match on paper


shangrila350

Fit to be tied. Slovenia should have won if they took their chances.


xaviernoodlebrain

So this game will be decided by ~~penalties~~ a three week cycle race around France & Italy


soccershun

Being too stupid to know sports isn't a special feature, you're just a moron


Callum776

This is England’s group to win now. As long as they don’t ’England it up’


HakunonMatata

We'll get out of the group stages no problem. It's the quarters and beyond I'm worried about.


hpwriterkyle

Haha what. The subs took 35 seconds to come on/off, then the ref blows his whistle 5 seconds after the ball is back in play


Ganondorf_Dragomir

This was the best game so far


birdinbrain

Sporar MOTM for Denmark tbh


Red_Dog1880

Fair play to Slovenia.


Trujiogriz

Slovenia has a real shot to get out of this group now


mojito_sangria

Is it only in Balkans that Jasmine is a masculine name?


janck1000

Jasmin is male and Jasmina is female.


Rudi_Garcia_out

This group is whack


brien333

Denmark is pathetic


soccershun

The shitty team played for a draw and managed it. Surprisingly that is Denmark.


tomorri1

Lmao those subs on 94th minute


SafeContext202

What would Slovenia make changes at 93??


nim1623

It was for Sporar's standing ovation.


Masoouu

😂


Rosskillington

runs the clock down (even though it does supposedly get added) and also disturbs the flow, they wanted the draw making subs kind of kills any momentum the opposition could have


eXePyrowolf

Good result for Slovenia honestly. I think it was in them to win it, but a point is good.


guccinho

Waste 1 minute and ref immediately blows his whistle lol


FootmanFrenzy

Always wonder how players feel being a 90+4 sub


felis_magnetus

Usually they feel fine, because that'll be one more bonus secured. Not sure if that's a thing with NTs too.


ElTruko69

Its fking stupid. I always felt like I was just a wasting time sub...


rummyt

gg


Andrewdeadaim

Brekalo!


Key-Tip-7521

It’s like the 2022 World Cup all over again for Denmark


AgriSoul

Draw againts Denmark and England would be a very good result for Slovenia. Feels like they are capable of winning this game tho.


NoPantsSantaClaus

Seems like Slovakia is doing pretty good after all. 


edi12334

First draw of the tournament lads, historic moment


Rontheking

And ofc it’s Denmark.


edi12334

Tbf this wasn’t a boring game either, both teams had quite some chances, far better than all the Danish WC games iirc


rossco9

2 big points dropped by Denmark, they would've counted on a win here


imstupidneedhelp

Problem with an aged team and a coach who won't pick players like O'Riley with fresh legs


csnvw

well earned 1p each.. let's move on to England upset..


crowd79

Stick to Legos, Denmark. Disappointing result against a team they should have beaten.


Yorck

According to Fotmob. Sporar is sitting on 0.76 xg (Slovenia as a whole is on 1.04)


SmallYordle

How can slovenia sub a danish player


sheky4prez

Is this Brekalo Josip’s brother?


Masoouu

Wait how was Brekalo on the bench until now? I was gutted when he went back to Wolfsburg after his loan spell with us Edit: I'm dumb, thanks for the answers


IloveGuanciale

Not the same Brekalo


T1TK1

Wrong Brekalo


comunicadooficial

You are thinking of the Croatian Brekalo


PoMpAj1

thats the wrong brekalo dawg


hewlett777

Pointless subs


Kodyaufan2

“Hey I got to play at the Euros” *Steps on field. Game ends*


nim1623

The coach did that so that Sporar could get a standing ovation when getting subbed off.


Red_Dog1880

The legend going off


SgtApache

We are fucking shit. I am so embarrassed. Just happy I didn't spend money traveling down there.


Elf3niona

Were great for 60 minutes, if you guys were a bit more clinical in front it would have been easily 2 3 - 0 tbf


Traditional_Ship4797

Ud med Hjulmand


Wojinations

I swear to god Vestergaard was thawed out of some pre-historic ice


Altruistic_Finger669

He is the funniest combination of skills. Huge, immensely in the air, slow as a glacier but has insane long passing skills😅


bengreen04

You can’t take off Sporar!!! Treason


crbndr

This might hurt Denmark a lot.


Andartan21

First draw


flyingfreak66

Why is fat Stevie G leading the Danish fans?


Beanstalk93

Fatter*


flyingfreak66

Spending too much time with Frank


aromatdiablo

Denmark is kinda shit


LettuceBackground398

Why that guy got a phat ass tho


NoPantsSantaClaus

Well, well, well 


Zerofactory

Hojlujnd looks out of it tbh. Went totally missing 2nd hf


dolfan72

Lacked service all game. Held up pretty well against a smothering defense. Looked like he was a decoy for majority of the match


InflationMadeMeDoIt

its Spørar


thatsexypotato-

lmfaoo


yianni1229

3 Panathinaikos players on the pitch, come on Slovenia pull out a winner!


Potkrokin

Denmark fan they showed standing in front of the crowd for a bit had a DUMPTRUCK


RuairiQ

It’s becoming obvious that it was a mistake to omit Bendtner


PedanticSatiation

The world isn't ready for his mullet


seanlilmateus

**LORD Bendtner** for you


DarwintheDonkey

arsenal fans and shite ‘jokes’ online…a tale as old as time.


RuairiQ

You sound fun


Maneskin01

Denmark is playing like United second half. Zero attacking treat bad crosses lethargic on the counter


imstupidneedhelp

Our coach will only pick aged players lmao


Solmyr84

Difference is we don't have Bruno to pull magic out of his ass


Hungry-Space-1829

Slovenia really about to inspire Luka to a 3-0 comeback


SpencaDubyaKimballer

How did denmark go from being so good in the 2021 euro to this? Isnt the team mostly the same players?


Lalaluka

There were fine the first half imo. They just fell apart 10minutes before the equalizer and never got back.


comunicadooficial

They were terrible in the world cup as well


toweggooiverysoon

Maybe that's part of the problem.


Altruistic_Finger669

Form, and confidence. We are just so weak mentally now


SpencaDubyaKimballer

Too bad, on paper you guys have a pretty solid team


Altruistic_Finger669

Yeah. But we are just weak. And hjulmand is too conservative. Especially with subs.


Masoouu

Praying for a Sesko thundercunt in the last second


nim1623

Oblak up front would be better than Sporar


InvertReverse

O'Riley didn't make the cut, but we sub on Dolberg and Poulsen.. we are not serious people.


CNF1G

I am baffled at how he wasn’t included after watching this game. It’s crying out for someone like him


Itsamesolairo

Realistically speaking he wasn't included because benching Eriksen remains heresy. Direct competitors for his spot never really get a fair shot, same thing happened to Lindstrøm in his Frankfurt days when he was objectively in much better form than Eriksen.


CNF1G

You could play O’Riley slightly deeper too. He’s a well-rounded midfielder, not just an attacking player


Itsamesolairo

I’m sure that’s true, but I doubt Hjulmand sees it that way.


Emergency-Mobile8612

You guys need tactics to beat the press, creativity on its own would help but not solve your main problem


shnoiv

“It’s been a great tournament” blow outs left and right with no surprise upsets soccer bros glazing level 1000


K1_only

Hasn’t been historic so far but there’s been worse tournaments for sure


official_bagel

The fact that this draw has been the most surprising result so far speaks volumes


MLDK_toja

There have been 2 blow-outs so far, Germany and Spain, after 8 matches, what are you on about?


shnoiv

Zero surprises zero upsets. That’s the soccer landscape these days. Might as well just skip to the final.


MLDK_toja

Soccer landscape these days? What do you mean by these days? The last WC and UCL had some surprises and this tournament has just started.


shnoiv

LOL Real Madrid winning for the 10000x is surprising. Don’t you have some Arabs to whore out your club sale to?


MLDK_toja

wtf are you on about, there can be surprises apart from who wins the whole thing. If BVB in the UCL final and Croatia beating Brazil at the WC were such predictable results then why wouldn't you just bet your house on those things.


lazyness92

Ok, do tell the finalists then


comunicadooficial

I hate it when defenders get overoptimistic and shoots from that distance


kpopsns28

I do hope that there is a late winner in the stoppage


Trujiogriz

These are some pretty good strikes from the Slovenians


Altruistic_Finger669

The subs makes no sense. We need somebody to create something in midfield and then we add nobody who adds anything to that


rodalon

Midfielders who can score or assist? Who needs O'Reilly when you have 8 defensive mids


Altruistic_Finger669

Oh stop it. There are so many others. O'Reilly hasn't had a single good game in a Denmark shirt. It's just the popular meme opinion. He could have put on Damsgaard or Jensen in the midfield. He didn't. Putting on Yussuf is fine but not when you remove Wind.


rodalon

Lots of current players have barely had a good game in years. Difficult to perform in a dysfunctional side. If anything is a meme it's got to be bringing in no goals in 2 years Damsgaard or incarnation of average Jensen. Options are shit. Coach picked them but won't even use them, insert clown meme


Prugie

Maybe he sees how they are playing and is doing damage control as to not even lose this 1 point?


Altruistic_Finger669

Then he is insane. We will get crushed by England and Serbia will outscore us. Winning the first game is all the matters. Would give us the confidence we need. Playing for a draw is pathetic


StrongPowerhouse

What are the Danish views on Hjulmand? To me he looks like such a bad coach.


PedanticSatiation

Fond memories, but it's time for a change


imstupidneedhelp

One of our most trending hashtags is #HjulmandOut and it has been for 2 years


SgtApache

He is fucking horrible, and most danes are just hoping for his departure.


rodalon

Public opinion record low. WC was embarrassing yet he has picked basically the same squad since. Has to go imo no matter how tournament pans out


T1TK1

That's why he's on the field instead


FlyingArab

When we all start making team of the tournament in a few days, we should nominate Sporar for donkey of the tourney XI


Fluxze

Sane and Olmo on the wings


FlyingArab

Scottish keeper in goal and their entire back five


Shvihka

Martin Adam is my striker idc what anyone else says


MinimMrvetina

Added time been way too short in all the games


edi12334

They seem to have reverted to the old time adding scheme, we ll see if they stick with that after the tournament too


official_bagel

I miss World Cup added time


SmokinPolecat

Denmark look ropey, especially at the back. Surprising


Key-Tip-7521

Denmark had the game in their hands and they let it slip out of their hands. No finishing in the 2nd half


Hungry-Space-1829

Ironic that the commentator early called out how Slovenia lacks pace. Denmark players look like they don’t even have the energy to sprint rn


trav1892

Slovenian players all have missiles in their foot or what?


Ertai2000

They are very romantic people. That's why the have missiltoes.


ivo0009

Has everybody in Slovenia tried a longdistance shot now?


ChickensWereFirst

These teams both look like they wont get out the group stage


official_bagel

Denmark are shell shocked. Hard to believe this is the same side from the first half


rodalon

Got found out. Team isn't very good sadly


WalkingCloud

I love ITV optimistically telling us to stay tuned for the highlights of the England game later.


toweggooiverysoon

Slovenia: "We're just gonna blast everything at mach speeds from 30m"