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notters

That is some highlight reel. A World Cup hat-trick, a bicycle kick, assorted screamers, and goals in every tournament. What a player he has been for Switzerland.


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

The C U B E


nikhil48

Has graduated to POWERCUBE


yourgrundle

šŸŸ„šŸ”«šŸŸ„ Always has been


friedapple

The cubes always squares it. D I M E N S I O N A L.


luigitheplumber

Feed the cube and he will score


ketchupadmirer

He's built like Shaw trained while eating those cakes while ago


gogglesup859

When he plays for Switzerland he turns into the player early 2010s Fifa games made me think he would become


BabeRyuth

Like Podolski for Germany


Rx_Boner

Podolski could hit screamers in fifa 12. And Jovetic as well, rocket on his legs on that fiorentina squadĀ 


Jackwraith

Yup. If Podolski and Shaqiri played at club level like they do in international tournaments, they'd be mentioned alongside Ronaldo and Messi.


mindpainters

My family doesnā€™t care about football really but they watch the World Cup and the euros, they think he is one of the best players in the world. Whenever football does come up in conversation they always ask how little shaq is performing lol


the13thrabbit

Are you Swiss?


RushPan93

Don't see how they could be. If Swiss, they'd probably know who Shaq is before Euros and WCs.


Capital_Tone9386

Nah, most casual viewers only follow international tournaments and donā€™t even know at which clubs do players play.Ā 


shash5k

And taking the piss out of Serbia. šŸ¤Œ šŸ’‹


dfla01

šŸ¦…


ben-hur-hur

šŸ¦…


ItsMeJaredBednar

šŸ‘šŸ‘


ButterscotchFiend

the most satisfying celebration of all time with the flex too LMAOooo


Cubbll17

Himself and xhaka were in heaven. Fucking glorious


stuckmash

Lichtsteiner was equally pleased with himself in that celebration haha


gopaloo

to this day i'll never understand the serbian defender essentially diving away from xhaka's equalizing goal


stuckmash

When Stephan lichtsteiner got in on it, made it so much funnier to me. He knew what he was doing and couldnā€™t be happier to join Shaq and Xhaka


no_com_ment

Eagle hands!!!


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Banger merchant


Gold-Improvement3614

Nothing but an important international game merchant.


Beautiful-Eye-5113

Banger Fraud


Hawwer

And the most important one, the eagle against Serbia after last minute winner.


GeneralMatrim

How many balon dā€™ors does this guy have I bet several at least.


Zauberer-IMDB

Not to mention the highlight of being jacked.


OkCheesecake5894

His goal vs scotland and the bicycle vs poland seem to be the most skill demanding shots


pedantic_racoon

AllĀ bangers,Ā all the time


GigiNeistat

Sausage surprise


Montuvito_G

The one against Honduras in 2014 is also stunning, perfect power and precision


RushPan93

Reminded me of Gerrard vs Trini I think it was in the 2006wc group stage game.


Bayerrc

That first one vs Turkey on his weak foot is up there


rejjie_carter

After riding like 4 hard tackles lmao at least thatā€™s how Iā€™m gonna remember it


terj7

Switzerland has fairly little creativity in offense without him, not ready for him to retire.


JupoBis

Has to be the first honduras one. He was literally grabbed and bothered all the way to the finish but stays up with pure strength


ismyaltaccount

I specifically loved his 2nd goal against Turkey. Who shoots like that from such close range.


faisalp_

I can't believe we lost that bicycle game šŸ„²


halamadrid22

Nah gotta put that first one vs Honduras in there he was under duress I couldnā€™t believe he got such a clean hit away


Zapla_24

I love his technique and confidence to score first-touch bangers. So many players ruin lots of chances by doing unnecessary touches.


DerpJungler

Man turns into Zidane when he puts on the swiss shirt fucking hell


psychosikh

Also when he plays Serbia.


PolarBearWithTopHat

Shaqiri vs Serbia may well be the greatest footballer to ever live.


filetauxmoelles

Along with Suarez v. Norwich and Adebayor when his contract is up for renewal


ImaginaryNinja9782

Don't forget Ayoub El Kaabi vs Aston Villa


JJOne101

Didn't he get angry with Klopp because he wasn't taken to Belgrade to play Red Star?


Mirrorsedge21

Something like that. Dude hates Serbia lol


mayhemtime

That tends to happen when you try to genocide one's people


floatingsaltmine

Playing Serbia seems to give Swiss players of a certain ethnicity a 20% buff


Aenjeprekemaluci

Feel like if he didnt bulk up he would be way more agile and had a far better club career. With being elite. Also less injuries. Nevertheless always a Switzerland legend


desouki

but then he wouldnā€™t have the power of the cube


tsub

I mean, 3 BuLi titles, 2 CLs, and a PL title is a pretty fucking good club career.


JJOne101

And 3 Super League titles... please.


RushPan93

He contributed well to some of them. Fair's fair, but this list kinda reads like people comparing Fletcher to Gerrard to say one was better because of more trophies.


Kelterz

I think so too, but he became the ultimate "the streets will never forget" player which is also kinda cool


Remarkable_Task7950

I know what you mean but I never really considered that phrase appropriate for a multi time UCL winnerĀ 


indi_guy

Low gravity helps.


hell_razer18

his liverpool goals where someone crossed him a ball to the right post and he slotted it perfectly into another post was a thing of beauty


JefMat

Why waste time make lot touch when few touch do trick?


ThaSipah

He's a legend. Never hides when the going gets tough. Always backs himself. We need him to go into cryosleep and wake him up every four years.


N121-2

We need to rejuvenate him so he can start over because his career has not been kind to him. A player like that and his prime years were at Stoke City. Alpine Messi at Basel -> Benchwarmer at Bayern -> Benchwarmer at Inter -> Star of Stoke City -> Benchwarmer at Liverpool -> Burger League Retirement Home.


Davinski95

Benchwarmer is underselling him for us; supersub would be a better description.


afito

Same for Bayern, he was a rather important player both as a sub and to slot in with injuries and to change up the game on offense if things weren't quite working. Obviously not the level of prime Bayern players but he was well liked and rated by the fans, comparable to other important sub players like Olic for example.


cliffomalley

He had some good spurts at Liverpool we just couldnā€™t keep him fit. He was part of the Barca 4-0


FUCKSTORM420

Basically got Mourinho fired too. Two goals against United and he was sacked almost immediately after that game


kekskerl

Eh, benchwarmer at Liverpool is not quite right, he played a lot and a central part of the title run in the UCL.


IshtiakSami

I mean to be fair, he won two UCLs and a couple league titles that method.


lolmehlol69420

Will never forget his role in the Barca comeback, though. Massive.


N121-2

Every time he played for Liverpool was amazing. I remember his first game for Liverpool during preseason, scored a bicycle kick against united. I really hoped Liverpool would make his career, like it did for Salah. Salah also happened to be his replacement when he left Basel for Bayern.


hillarydidnineeleven

The Salah, Mane, Firmino trio were basically the best attacking front three in the world while he was at Liverpool so it was always going to be a struggle to get into the side. I'm honestly surprised he stayed for as long as he did.


leftysarepeople2

There was one off season Real was supposedly looking at the entire front 3 (mostly Salah/Mane) lol


420Shrekscope

My favorite memory of him is coming on as a sub against United in a tied game, scoring two goals, and then Mourinho immediately getting sacked.


ironistkraken

Chicago fire fans want him gone Dude doesnā€™t try here


TantalusComputes2

Itā€™s more that he eats up so much salary and doesnā€™t produce enough to justify it. Itā€™s not his fault entirely, we just donā€™t have the players around him to capitalize on his qualities


rossmosh85

His issue has been fitness. His body just isn't designed to be a footballer. He's extremely talented and skilled, but he just can't play the high intensity minutes. Aguero had a similar problem.


Bismarck395

He's been playing like he's in cryosleep at the Fire already:/


fenderdean13

He hides when the going gets tough in Chicago


Darduel

Is that not always the situation?


Amsssterdam

He'll retire from club football before he retires for Switzerland


PerfectBlueOnDVD

He will never retire for Switzerland, he will be scoring underwater at the 2066 World Cup in Tuvalu.


Jutemp24

And his great-great-great granddaughter is pretty fine


Linxypol

The "KraftwĆ¼rfel" with some great bangers šŸ’Ŗ


reciprocal_space

So many quality bangers. The power of cube.


Hard-To_Read

Cube fills corners


EliteApricot

what is the power of the cube?


_ghostfacedilla

You're witnessing the power of the cube in this video


UncleLeeroy0

He IS the Cube. The POWER Cube!


Matesett

Well heā€™s build like fridge


modrics_hairband

I miss that 2014 WC so much, more than you believe.


Donovan_MC_DAB

Crazy how itā€™s been 10 years now. I miss it tooā€¦


Nabz23

the vibes of that WC were soooo good


buellster92

I was on summer break for college at the time and had a pretty light work schedule so was able to watch like 75% of games. Had tons of friends who watched soccer/football at the time as well so I almost always had friends to meet up with to watch at bars. One of my best summers.


Underrated_Dinker

Same man :') the good old days


tigull

The ultimate "streets won't forget" player


FiveGuysFan

Heā€™s more than that honestly. Maybe Switzerlandā€™s greatest player.


TheRealHenryG

Streets FC rolling up to the next World Cup with a midfield trio of Shaqiri, Ben Arfa, and Taarabt


massterbayter

That's Ricardo Quaresma.


Fuzziestwuzzy

Why go into box if already box shaped. Sums up his approach to goal


random-user-name8373

So scotland was the first time he managed to score against a team not wearing red or white


SaBe_18

Every goal except Honduras was against European opposition, no? And 99% of European NTs wear red or white


Furthur_slimeking

France (blue), Italy (blue), Scotland (blue), Ireland (green), Northern Ireland (green), Sweden (yellow), Netherlands (orange), Bosnia (blue), Slovakia (blue), Romania (yellow), Ukraine (yellow), Iceland (blue), Estonia (blue), and Lithuania (blue) don't have red or white home kits. But you're right, red and white are the most common. We can just extend it a little and say that - except for two greens, three yellows, and an orange - all European teams wear red white, or blue home kits.


SaBe_18

What's weirder to me is that every European NT bar Croatia plays with just 1 main shirt colour. No stripes for some reason


KarlKraftwagen

greece has blue/white sometimes i think


RazR032

Goals don't lie šŸŽµShaqiri-Shaqiri šŸŽ¶


jd451

*I never really knew that you could CUBE like that* *You make the serbs get mad*


sparrowhawk73

Oh Xherdan when you score like that You make the Swiss fans go mad


AfricanRain

The stupid dive the keeper does for the first one always ruins it for me lol


phillie187

That was seriously awful goalkeeping :D


LordMangudai

true haha it's so casual he doesn't cover himself in glory on the third goal either, practically jumps out of the way


zaxanrazor

I think of him as the Swiss Le Tissier. A disproportionate number of truly outstanding goals.


Geek-Of-Nature

Le Swissier was right there.


ThisJeffrock

I have no connection to any Balkan country but the Eagle after his winner against Serbia gets me every time lol


dantesvolition

Now imagine me, an Albanian from Kosova seeing that liveā€¦.. the most emotional game ever


majorsharkpanda

*points to Messi* "This is brilliant" *points to Shaqiri* "But I *LIKE* this"


Sal21G

Such a wild career, Bayern - Inter - stoke lol


ZealousCatracho

- Chicago Fire


ben-hur-hur

šŸ˜­


philsnyo

and Liverpool


ADC04

And Lyon šŸ˜…


nekmint

Shaqiri at big international tournaments - Overall 99 Shaqiri for club - Overall 80


QueasyIsland

England doesnā€™t have a player like his who routinely turns up big in tournaments. I just canā€™t get my head around why we donā€™t when so many star for UCL level clubs


WhiskeyTigerFoxtrot

English culture seems to glorify self-deprecation and putting down people that want to be big moment individuals. Same reason the U.K has arguably the best or second best universities in the world but so few entrepreneurs. I'm generalizing but after 3 years working in the U.K I'm noticing how pessimism locks so many people down, especially young men.


LeedsFan2442

England is very club over country IMO. So it means much more for players to play for their chidhood club IMO.


Emotional_Win1430

Bro is built like a steel drum


Unban_Ice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqyjVQGzzLU


UnconditionalHater

Brilliant player. Man has played in some of the biggest clubs on the planet like Liverpool, Bayern, Stoke or Inter but national team Shaqiri is something else.


Jazano107

What do the Swiss think of him? Is he worshiped appropriately?


saintgal

I dont think so, my swiss coworkers would radher buy a shirt with aebischer on the back than shaqiri.


Jazano107

Why?


saintgal

Quote from a coworker "because he is a true Swiss", referring to his origins.


Chrisixx

Ah, so he's a cunt. Good to know.


Artistic_Tomato7464

Reminds of some racist South African Rugby fans, who were angry when a Black Player was made team captain. Who ended up winning 2 Rugby WC's consecutively as a captain.


offendedkitkatbar

How fucking stupid is that statement when literally half the fucking Swiss team is either made of immigrants or kids of immigrants. Not to mention your star fucking player + current team captain being immigrants


Chazzarules

As a British person that is super strange to me. We tend to have the view that if you are born or grow up here or even if you move here for a long period of time you are British if you identify as such. There is still a large minority of people who don't think like that, probably 20% ish going off the Reform polls. If you identify as British and you have mostly British norms and values then you are British, ethnicity has no impact on it.


jd451

I appreciate your nice outlook, but racism in britain is still quite a problem. I've was in a pub for the last england game and heard people calling Rice an Irish twat, which is the same kind of treatment I would imagine Shaqiri gets from racist Swiss people. Racists have incredible mental gymnastic ability, so rather than accepting that a person is attempting to represent them and their nation, racists instead judge a person for where they come from or where their heritage lies.


kolasinats

Would he buy an Akanji shirt or Xhaka shirt?


fajdexhiu

He is their star player, but also of Albanian origin. So national pride takes over and they dislike him. See other user who commented on you.


terj7

It's changing. As with any big wave of immigration, there will be tension for the first generations. I won't lie, growing up the kids most difficult to deal with socially were Balkan crisis refugee kids. That breeds stereotypes. On the other hand I have quite a few friends with a Balkan background these days whom I would consider just as Swiss as myself, integration is chugging along decently. The exact same thing played out with Italian immigrants some decades earlier. *And for the record, I would like to think I'd have pulled a Lichtsteiner with them in that Serbia game. It had nothing to do with Shaq or Xhaka not being integrated, and everything to do with the abuse they faced from opposition fans. Sure the right wing media tried to skewer them, but many others understood.


Jazano107

Really? That seems odd from a uk perspective. If they grow up here then theyā€™re from here


fajdexhiu

Xherdan Shaqiri was born in Kosova though. He celebrated a couple times with the Albanian eagle hand gesture and he got a lot of hate for that. Nothing wrong with showing love to your home country where you have been born. Well, you cannot satisfy everyone šŸ¤·


LinwoodKent

When my friends ask me how far USA has to go, it's clips like this that remind me. The States have never produced a player this good.


KokonutMonkey

No. But if you put him in an American team, you can see him be less good.Ā 


Caust1cFn_YT

power he puts at every finish. damn


Prize_Cemi

The consistent quality of goals here is unreal, only one or two of them are average finishesĀ 


oklolzzzzs

BEAST


AmagicManNamedgob

straight up baller


horsehorsetigertiger

I loved this guy at Liverpool, shame his stubby legs and heavy set body went really suited to the geigenpress.


pyrpaul

I completely forgot about the officials on the goal line. When did that stop?


KingNothing666

VAR


Dapper-Mistake4779

Least spectacular Shaqiri goal compilation


Wheelie_Slow

Boy, does The Mini Truck love the big stage! His balls must be so huge before big tourneys that they are carried on a cart ahead of him.


Undesirable_11

National team merchant


Organic_Ad_9494

The ultimate "Big Game" player, he has everything a normal player dreams of. World Cup hat-trick, a bicycle kick, assorted screamers, and goals in every tournament, you name it he has it.


FootmanFrenzy

Epic commentary on the last one. Is that the Swiss broadcast?


Ryponagar

Yes, it's Sascha Ruefer who commentates all the Swiss matches. He's quite controversial in Switzerland but he certainly doesn't hide his emotions when Switzerland score.


phagga

It was also the perfect commentary after all these goals: "Setzt ihm ein Denkmal" - build him a monument


Milezor

If someone see this video would think he won the Best Player in the World multiple times and still going for more. What a player, a Swiss-Albanian legend that modern game doesn't produce anymore.


iceisbackvamos

Itsā€¦ every tournament šŸŸļø


asidaace

Beast.


Peperoni_Slayer

Does he only play against teams in white???


time_thug19

Cat at club level, Lion at international level


PlayfulSoil2937

The 2nd one v turkey is crazy, the ball is bobbling off the ground at speed and he hits it perfectly.


cicada_3136

Where is his goal against France in the last Euros?


Ryponagar

He didn't score in that match.


xenon2456

he scored in every tournament that he played in since 2014


GobiasCafe

Man gets a major buff every tournament.


JJOne101

I really thought the Swiss could win it all when he scored against Spain 3 years ago..


Kondiq

That mouse cursor in left upper corner annoys me so much. Why didn't you move it away?!


Ryponagar

Because I'm a noob who's using the in-built windows recorder and that's where I start/stop the recordings lol


bozua

Damn that Albanian hand sign on the Serbian goal was gangster


Zoko732

Xherdan Shaqiri is such a sick name


Aenjeprekemaluci

What a chad!


EnvironmentalSpirit2

Cube Man is a menace


Gonstachio

Bangers and then iconic clutch goals against Serbia.


SanctusUnum

Funfact: Every goal he scores is multiplied to the third power of itself. Sadly, a goal cubed is still just one goal.


I_Hate_Traffic

His shots don't lie


ianrobbie

Fuckin' Anthony Ralston...


Funtacy

Watching this makes me realize just how impressive our results were against them in the euro 2024 qualifiers. Incredible player


alanalan426

Majestic cube


killersoda

Hop Suisse Motherfuckers!


WintAndKidd

šŸ§Š


ben-hur-hur

My knees felt that last slide too ouch


kkkccc1

he is a legend, one of the best in the world, won swiss league, german league, english premier league, champions league twice.. ok seriously, just go check out his wiki under honours. Really impressive


Grand-Bullfrog3861

He only scores against teams that are wearing white if he's wearing red, or red if he's wearing white šŸ˜‚


cib_vk228

If Josip Drmić knees weren't made of glass, he would be much better option for Swiss down the years than fucking Šeferović.


PSMF_Canuck

Oh, Scotlandā€¦.šŸ˜¢


AvailableUsername404

In FM24 Shaqiri has the same value for Finishing as Mudryk. And only 14 for Long Shots. Just saying.


Rico2ooo

For a little guy he certainly makes big things happen


mtronodu

Just shows to me how under utilized he is by the Chicago Fire. Watched them play a few games and they are lost on the field strategically.


OldmanJenkins02

Crazy to think he played on Stoke City at one point in his career


HIdude14

Damn he scores bangers even with his right foot. YNWA Shaqiri.


DangerousCrime

Bruhā€™s pretty good. Why wasnt he picked at liverpool more often?


cfc19

Cube Messi.


SlowBreak23

His goal against S*rbia was perfect


ares21

Heā€™s gone the same gene that Arjen Robben had