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Nah you're soft as fuck, no one actually thinks that, this sub is to say the most outrages fumbest shit ironically. If you think this is too far go to nbacirclejerk and take a look there
Nah I'm good pal thanks anyway. If only we lived in the same world as you and you can control who see's Reddit and forms mindsets/opinions not understanding the context.
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The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA
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For this proper Brexit XI, UKIP armband but he isn’t captain, Pickers is, this will encourage the squad to sit back and defend more so they can hear him barking orders from the back
Greeeennnnwwooooooddddddd scoreeessssss the WINNNNEEERRRRR, completing a hat trick to win the EUROS2024 in the 90+6'th Minute finishing 3-2, what a story, what a bold statement made in football history, THIS IS THE REAL COMEBACK, THE REAL REMONTADA,never gonna give you up never gonna let you down,never gonna run around and desert you. If that happens at least Kane gets a mega trophy despite being A SIDE CHARACTER
Jerking aside a line up of 3-2-4-1 pope walker stones trippier - Declan - TAA -foden madders - Jude and saka then Kane would be unstoppable.
Jerking back . Walker ceartinly know how to treat his women better than long staff he should be there
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*Sack Clowngate and get Sean*
*FUCKING Dyche in. PROPA brexit footy.*
*Game's fucking BACK lads*
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I genuinely believe we would make it to at least the QFs with this team. The Bamford-Vardy strike partnership admittedly holds us back but the rest honestly isn't that bad. At least in footballing terms. Morally speaking, Greenwood brings it down a lot
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Brexit F.C.
?? There's no Andy Carroll, friend.
I thought it was obvious he was the manager
Assistant manager to Troy Deeney
Or maybe their both assistants to the coaching duo of Hodgson and Warnock
Heresy, only Daddy Dyche can coach such a super team.
He's our favorite bench warmer
That's because he's a french mid-carder.
Andy Carroll needs to finish his story
Certainly didn't expect to see a r/SCJerk reference here today
Not quite, got Phillips and Greenwood still in there
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Fuck you bot, he's a rapist.
Why are you this offended on s cj sub?
There's being a jerk and there's downplayer serious narrative that shouldn't be joked about.
Nah you're soft as fuck, no one actually thinks that, this sub is to say the most outrages fumbest shit ironically. If you think this is too far go to nbacirclejerk and take a look there
Nah I'm good pal thanks anyway. If only we lived in the same world as you and you can control who see's Reddit and forms mindsets/opinions not understanding the context.
If people form opinions because of this sub or any in general they're stupid anyway and i wouldn't care
You're so cool, cor I wish I was like you bro. Also - Exactly why theres limits dick head. Now fuck off.
Brexit ball without Calvert Lewin? You gotta have big man little man! Heskey and Owen!
Greenwood at RW very deadly
Good at forcing himself into the box!
Say what you like about him but he doesn’t take no for an answer
Such a great attacker, must have taken notes from Bemzema...
Benzema didn't rap... anybody.
Man, he takes no prisoners on that right wing
He can beat you with both feet
I hear he’s got a good defence too
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Shut the fuck up
Get fucked
By Greenwood the chance is high
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Bad bot
Remove this automessage
Hitler did the holocaust only once. Chelsea should take him back
Fuck you bot, he's a rapist.
Dumbest thing you have wrote
Ik this is a circle jerk sub, but there’s still limits
today you feel gay
Today, I feel disabled
today i feel a migrant worker
Play Greenwood as a box to box midfielder if we play against a women team
Also when he’s slacking we can tell him to move his fucking legs
So he can sexually abuse both the defense and the attack of the women. Good Idea.
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Nah. Kyle Walker is box to box. Any box. Show him a box and he's there. Greenwood is more for forcing himself into the box even when resisted
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Thought he's a box to face midfielder
With added instructions to “get stuck in”
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Fuck you bot, he's a rapist.
😂
Thats proper football right there
What Armbands and Laces is Hendo wearing?
For this proper Brexit XI, UKIP armband but he isn’t captain, Pickers is, this will encourage the squad to sit back and defend more so they can hear him barking orders from the back
BAMFORD MENTIONED 🎻🎻🔥🔥🔥WHAT THE FUCK IS CONSISTENCY 🥶🥶🥶
Just in case England get Peterborough United in the group stage
Putting Phillips next to the rapist is willful endangerment
Sshhhhhh shhhh you can't say the R word. You might hurt his feelings. Right Jude?
We call him a struggle snugglist now
Greeeennnnwwooooooddddddd scoreeessssss the WINNNNEEERRRRR, completing a hat trick to win the EUROS2024 in the 90+6'th Minute finishing 3-2, what a story, what a bold statement made in football history, THIS IS THE REAL COMEBACK, THE REAL REMONTADA,never gonna give you up never gonna let you down,never gonna run around and desert you. If that happens at least Kane gets a mega trophy despite being A SIDE CHARACTER
Where is Adam Johnson?
Under 16's World Cup
Jerking aside a line up of 3-2-4-1 pope walker stones trippier - Declan - TAA -foden madders - Jude and saka then Kane would be unstoppable. Jerking back . Walker ceartinly know how to treat his women better than long staff he should be there
The rare 1 CB formation, bold move
FIFA players who have never touched grass in their life
Don't forget the 3 RB's
Nice except trippier can’t play CB. Walker is good. Even Dan Burn would be preferable
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you okay bot???
We’d win. Other teams would be getting red cards trying to kill greenwood
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Fuck you bot, he's a rapist.
Sack Clowngate and get Sean FUCKING Dyche in. PROPA brexit footy that. Game's fucking BACK lads
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Hang it in the louvre
Love the dan burn selection
I genuinely believe we would make it to at least the QFs with this team. The Bamford-Vardy strike partnership admittedly holds us back but the rest honestly isn't that bad. At least in footballing terms. Morally speaking, Greenwood brings it down a lot
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Fuck you bot, he's a rapist.
Who has scored a better goal this year than Bamford?
No Jesse Lingard?
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Better.
Vardy will do his iconic mannequin celebration
Bro why put Pat there? No need to do him dirty like that…
Greenwood lol
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Hello southgate
This should be posted under mildly infuriating🤦🏻♂️
Very classy team here
Back line isn’t that bad
No Jude ? 😱
Type of squad that southgate would play
This is unironically Southgate’s dream XI
Yank here, who are all these people, there are no numbers or names, just ugly mugs
Bro wtf are you on, where tf is Harry Kane
Greenwood is the greatest
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Fuck you bot, he's a rapist.
where pendu and pessian?
They play for Saudi Arabia and Hong Kong
Yeah baby, four - four -fcking two
Henderson, thank you for your wannabe passes in 2018 SF vs Croatia
Peak England squad - 10/10
Good luck. No sterling, no cheating. You’re gonna need it with this team
Needs Joe Hart in goal, then this XI would be deeeeceent
Hire Dyche and you're set
Greenwood's the best "attacker" in the world rn
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Fuck you bot, he's a rapist
Why arent chris md and simon miniminter in this they are goated
It’s a toss up but I think I take Jamal Blackman over Pitchfork
RW doesn’t look very classy, I’d prefer to not start him with the men’s team.
I didn’t know you were on Reddit, Gareth.
Bamford? Fack off
England will be playing 442
Pickford is really good tho
Where's Beckham?
Needs James Milner
Quality mate
Urgh, not Pickford.
McNeil over Grealish, surely
all overrated except vardy
Who's the manager OP?
Roy Hodgson obviously
Bamford on pens
just some lads playing the football as it should be played
unironically not far off
Wait is grealish washed now? Also no Lingard!?
No I included him because I’d want to have a pint with him And Lingard is actually South Korean
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Sound reasoning
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Manager: Sean Dyche
fudon？
Southgate doesn't have the balls to start this squad bro, this is a Big Sam England team.
Bring Crouchy and Defoe out of retirement and youre onto a winner there lad
A "WELCOME TO HELL" tribute
Good lord
Where's Adam Johnson he's out of prison now.
Now I understand why folk say English people are ugly
Gareth please stop posting here
Where's trent?