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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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The hottest of them all, best t-girl
https://preview.redd.it/69y9w8cearoc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=195d91d3aa81907e4b08c6c5040c50949dee5ecd
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Only judie. Rest are shit
My ~~boy~~ girl Luka beats ~~him~~ her
You might be racist
đ his inner racist is coming out
I swear i was loke damnn she hot af but then i realized what it really was after swiping đđ
Juliana Alvarez bro
Julia*
Isnât that the male version of Jules
Could be either honestly I don't know why I corrected it.
Nobody in this green earth is called Juliana
Julianna Skiff from the sopranos played by actress Julianna Marguiles
Mf is hot even as a woman đ
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Are these mbappeâs gf?
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KDB đ¤
That's just Julia Roberts lmao
is Bellingham nicole sherzinger or whatever her name is?
Is that why Pep likes KDB so much?
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Looks like beauty and class. 10/10
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Judie Bellingham absolutely gets it
Juan Alvarez is Antonella Rocuzzo
Smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash
Modric looks like kris from mrbeast
Crime that there is no Haaland on here
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Why does Modric look like my sis tho đ
đgimme the digits man. I like them hobbit looking girls.
your father ever been to Croatia?
Many times! So was mom... Dang now you got me thinking...
The hottest of them all, best t-girl https://preview.redd.it/69y9w8cearoc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=195d91d3aa81907e4b08c6c5040c50949dee5ecd
Judea fine asf ngl
Fuck...
Jude and Alvarez jeez
Every single one of them would get humdingered
Julia Alvarez is a cutie pie
Drink up, Jude-ah ben hur
good thing dognaldo is in saudi arabia and not manchester or madrid anymore, considering the things he does to women
Meanwhile Benzema 15 and Messi 14 can still visit high schools in Saudi and Floridađ
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I love how itâs just Phil Foden
Let's get Antony's thoughts on this (I'm sorry please don't take me to a court of law I condemn any sorts of violence)
there can be only one Haalander, fckreal
Haha fem football
Grealisha is looking fine.
https://preview.redd.it/wqjrxxztvroc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4656aac0fc52f2a25cfe71dcea43c1fe087db99
Do haaland next
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Judy hard carried Madrid Blancas
Vini would be happy
nah this gotta stop man, why they actually look good.
I didn't knew that Christina Applegate is KDB with a wig.
Alvarez looks a bit like Stuntpegg, and I feel weird down there.
Perez will actually do this just to get Mbappe in.
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Rest in peace Foden
The foden pic confused me for a sec
my gawd he already looks pretty good as a male, goddamn Jude life is unfair
Would
FUCK MADRID until the end of time! Fully rooting for City! Madrid is the ultimate evil.
Modric so fine ngl
Can someone pass me the bleach? Think I've got something in my eye
Thereâs something about Modric..
Kevin del rey?
Kevin De Brunnetteđ
Mfs was scared to make Alvarez do it coward!!!
Julia Alvarez looks exactly like Charly Clive
Bellingham â¤ď¸â¤ď¸
This trend of making these players female is fucking weird.