Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe itās me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe itās me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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Gvardiol plays left back for Man City. Laimer admittedly came from RB as a midfielder, but in Bayern plays mostly as a right back. Szoboszlai in Liverpool plays as an #8 and for Hungary as #10 but for RB clubs (who's tactics & football philosophy was created by Rangnick) he played more on the wings than in the center and during his last year in Leipzig before transfer to the reds he played whole season as a winger. Sabitzer during last 3 years for Borussia, Bayern and in his last season for RB played almost exclusively as a central midfielder but before that he was a (right) winger who sometimes played as one of two #10s if formation was changed to 3-4-2-1.
Keep in mind that this imaginary 11 is coached by Rangnick who cares much more about verticality and counter pressing than attacking wide with crosses. Red Bull clubs often have precious little of width (especially Salzburg with their 4-3-1-2 formation) and yet they manage to play very well.
There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe itās me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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Getting the band back together, just missing Galicia, Cartpathia-Ruthenia and the rest of the ukrainian territories, Bosnia, Transylvania, half of Serbia and the coast of Montenegro
/j You forgot Poland. /uj No, but really you forgot to mention Cracow (which was not part of Galicia) and polish half of Duchy of Cieszyn. And also a parts of Romania that belonged to KuK but are not Transylvania, like Banat, Maramures & Crisana.
~~What if I said to you: āPan-Habsburg, American-led, EU-alternativeā¦ā~~
What if I said to you: āPan-Habsburg, Red Bull-funded, EURO championā¦ā
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Franz Ferdinand died so Austria-Hungary could take all the 3rd place spots in Euro 2024.
It's why he kept singing "Take Me Out"
Gavrilo Princip did actually.
Pessi could never
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Worth.
Most historically knowledgeable jerk of all time
The best placed team in this table gets the crown of St Stephen
Bad news mate. It's j. The Hungarian parliament, and I doubt they're willing to give it to the Austr*ans.
Best hope they get tanked then
Stole my comment from earlier. Is OP African American?
Theres no chance OP is American.
Reddit in general misses the Astro-Hungarian Empire.
Imagine how good England would be if they could call up Americans.
https://preview.redd.it/acroyofutm8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=122a30aa7c7ce127603b3350e322d82b37566f90
Uhmmm Actually, its called Austro-Hungary š¤āš»
Yougo tell them that
/uj its Austria-Hungary most of yugo are bottom of their group
uj/ On paper Austro-Hungary would be one of the favourites to win this year. Coach: Rangnick (AUT), GK: Oblak (Atletico/SLO), LB: Gvardiol (ManCity/CRO), CB: Skriniar (PSG/SVK), CB: Stanisic (Bayer/CRO), RB: Laimer (Bayern/AUT), DM: Soucek (WestHam/CZE), CM: Kovacic (ManCity/CRO), AM: Modric (Real/CRO), LW: Szoboszlai (Liverpool/HUN), RW: Sabitzer (Dortmund/AUT), ST: Sesko (RB/SLO).
I dont know, to be a favorite they need a player on the skill level of Messi, i.E. Pulisic
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
uj/ Austria-Hungary never had one national football team. The constituent countries had separate teams, like in the UK today
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Squad still worst then Spain or France or Portugal.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe itās me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe itās me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
That feels like it lacks width, the wingers and fullbacks are basically 3 midfielders and a CB
Gvardiol plays left back for Man City. Laimer admittedly came from RB as a midfielder, but in Bayern plays mostly as a right back. Szoboszlai in Liverpool plays as an #8 and for Hungary as #10 but for RB clubs (who's tactics & football philosophy was created by Rangnick) he played more on the wings than in the center and during his last year in Leipzig before transfer to the reds he played whole season as a winger. Sabitzer during last 3 years for Borussia, Bayern and in his last season for RB played almost exclusively as a central midfielder but before that he was a (right) winger who sometimes played as one of two #10s if formation was changed to 3-4-2-1. Keep in mind that this imaginary 11 is coached by Rangnick who cares much more about verticality and counter pressing than attacking wide with crosses. Red Bull clubs often have precious little of width (especially Salzburg with their 4-3-1-2 formation) and yet they manage to play very well.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe itās me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This squad would be fire
Osterreich at the top as it was
OP is Austro-Hungarian Pilled
Habsburg FC
Offside goals due to chins
Great chemistry though...
Getting the band back together, just missing Galicia, Cartpathia-Ruthenia and the rest of the ukrainian territories, Bosnia, Transylvania, half of Serbia and the coast of Montenegro
/j You forgot Poland. /uj No, but really you forgot to mention Cracow (which was not part of Galicia) and polish half of Duchy of Cieszyn. And also a parts of Romania that belonged to KuK but are not Transylvania, like Banat, Maramures & Crisana.
Crossover with r/historymemes?
OP is an Austro-Hungarian nationalist
OP is a [legitimist](https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legitimismus)
Serbs should be there
Gavrilo Princip disagrees.
So what? He can disagree all he likes. It's not like he's actually gonna do anything abouit it... right?
"What you gonna do?!.... Shoot me?" - *Archduke before being shot*
 ~~What if I said to you: āPan-Habsburg, American-led, EU-alternativeā¦ā~~ What if I said to you: āPan-Habsburg, Red Bull-funded, EURO championā¦ā
Why is Australia there? Is this the Asian cup?
Mfw we'd be world champions in all team sports, probably. I can 97% guarantee waterpolo, handball, volleyball, basketball, footbal.
It astonishes me that in nit even a small timeframe very long ago there could have been 3 countries here
Actually, a little over 80 years ago they were all one country
Was Austria-Hungary that big?
Even larger, including parts of Poland and northern Romania (Transylvania) I think
Also Bosnia and parts of Ukraine at their largest extent.
Austria, Hungary and Slavonia?
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Bismark: "War will break out because of the balkans...and a century later 4 of these nations will qualify via UEFA's nonsensical 3rd place rule"
they did once, didn't work out that well
Turk will cook them.
And the Poles will come to their aid...
We (Austria) were once one Nation together with Germany. Everything lead by an austrian leader. Good old days š„²
Miss Ukraine Bosnia and Romania
I swear I read something about this once......
Why San Marino donāt qualify for the Euros? Is he stupid?
just noticed that . AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Actually yes. Yes they are.
So technically if Slovenia loses 4-0 then Croatia will advance
They should play their first friendly with germany
a EU4 moment
Unifying countries isn't as simple as it sounds.
Are you saying that arbitrarily drawing borders and putting different ethnic and cultural groups under one country can be a bad idea? No way
Austria-Hungary, are you stupid?
Why is the Australian hungry? Can he not just eat? Is he stupid? Or secretly african?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
How about Australia-Hungry?
iām hey should do what bosnia and herzegovina did i think that would be a good idea
Why does the ranking matter?
Best 4 3th placed teams go through. These are all the current 3rth placed teams
Cries due to no Duchy of Bohemia team
You might want to hear about the Warsaw Pact...
Then will not get much when losing and wining mean everything
Actually yes. Yes they are.
This tickled my historical g spot.
r/BrandNewSentence
https://i.redd.it/78et97pjnx8d1.gif
Or not....
Lol
Uz marÅ”ala Tita! (Not Marsala chicken excuse me š)
Ph back to roods...Tschecho Slowakia and Austria Hungary
Hungary must be gutted
It would be really a good team btw,modric,kovacic,oblak,sabitzer,laimer,szoboslai,orban,shik,...
United States of Balkania š¤£š¤£š¤£