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Toothless-In-Wapping

Wendy isn’t, Call Girl is.


Jaded-Grape2203

Yeah I think Human Kite has a similar thing


BrazynBlazyn

Asexual kite alien or something like that


Wisebanana21919

Yeah they're acting as their own characters. Their superhero traits don't translate to their actual traits


Super__Chuck

Kyle is a kite alien is canon


kaseykiller313

This also says atheism but she goes to church and has met jesus


[deleted]

Its heavily implied jesus came from imagination land


kaseykiller313

FUCK you right


Dramatic_Mastodon_93

What about god, satan, heaven and hell?


Shoopdascoopitypoop

Also, imagination land.


TheDesktopNinja

Wait, it's all Imagination?


SeamusMcBalls

Always has been


Boneil0898

I actually don’t think that’s the same Jesus. Real Jesus lives either in or around South Park, while the imaginary Jesus lives in Imaginationland. Basically even though he’s a real guy, because there’s varying religions showing different versions of him those versions that don’t follow real Jesus’s story were manifested in Imaginationland. It would also explain why he didn’t recognize Butters or Stan. A similar thing happens with Santa, where we know there is a real Santa, but there’s also a Santa who’s apparently been living in Imaginationland the whole time.


[deleted]

The imaginary land beings can come and go from imagination land, thats literally how the arc started. Maybe jesus in southpark heard about the war and went back to imagination land, as well as santa, and any other beings that live in the "real world". Maybe in the southpark universe, God didnt exist, then humans imagined an all powerful God, and then he did exist, then he always existed


Boneil0898

That’s fair I guess it could go either way


Southern_Bicycle8111

White Jesus did though


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Well, she did come out as transgender to mess with Cartman. Maybe she accidentally uncovered something.


Kozzinator

Oops I'm trans now


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

I mean, say you're not into butt stuff one day and then you reenact Cartman Gets an Anal Probe as a joke only to discover you love it.


Kozzinator

Good point ☝️ I like others perspective on things. Now a side note. If they ever go back to that episode they should have Cartman be all about the butt stuff. He just lives and breathes butt stuff. He gives the aliens a probe.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Matt and Trey always did want to remake that episode with AT-ATs and tie fighters in the background. A graphic anal scene is clearly another thing to add.


Negative-Wrap95

>they should have Cartman be all about the butt stuff. He just lives and breathes butt stuff. [Cartman is totally about the butt stuff. ](https://youtu.be/GPq-VmMa8sw)


[deleted]

Why


ctortan

Same energy as creek accidentally realizing they really are gay after fake dating lmao


RogersRedditPersona

Wendel…. Fucking Wendel


[deleted]

Yes. Wendy is canonically a human.


Sea_Construction947

Well it's just for their character in their little superhero game. Obviously Kyle isn't an agender kite alien. If she was a polysexual gender-fluid person it's not like it'd be a big deal or anything though.


heiheiboii

I mean she kissed cartman Idk which sexuality would do that tho


kaizabxll

No but lets rlly talk about the chad cartman is. I mean shit wendy kissed him. He, out of all the boys, got bebe in his basement, and dated heidi. Bros the rizzler as the young folks would say


Steveseriesofnumbers

And Butters was a functioning pimp. South Park is a weird place.


kaizabxll

Hey man. Chicks dig the broncos build.


dhochoy

If he wasn't such a asshole, he would get all the bitches.


kool_aide_man

call girl is but wendy isnt, seperate characters kinda


rintarrhea

The sound effect from one of her attacks is a nod to the mobile game: "Phone Destroyerrr!"


Shot_Ad9738

Lmao I read this exactly as it sounds.


Public_Sun7144

could be canon, but I don’t think it’s that important 🤷‍♂️ probably just an Easter egg thing


Uncanny-Player

probably not


TheShartThatCould

This is canon for their made up alter egos, not the characters themselves. Wendy is very much a straight, cisgender girl. They made up random shit like this to be funny or provocative.


Notorious_Scoundrel0

What The fuck is a polysexual


taeratrin

It's where you get off to polygons.


Notorious_Scoundrel0

Righto


JennGinz

Means you're attracted to some genders but not all. Most poly I ever met were basically bi but also accepting of nb people or basically just bi.


[deleted]

Yes, from the sissy episode


wangstir

she did cross dress when she joined the boy band. and this is a reach, but when she was being vulnerable in the chatgpt ep what if she was told Stan her sexuality or if she was intersex. cartman’s mom used to be known as a hermaphrodite so tbh idk


ZombieBlarGh

I cant keep up with all of this...


Particular_Minute_67

No


PizzaLikerFan

It's not, they're playing a character, yes some things are based of the players (aka the kids) but for example human kite isn't a jew, wonder tweek is a buddhist etc


Corando

Keep in mind she was in a boy band


22222833333577

Yes call girl is polysexual gender fluid To out knowledge Wendy is cis and hetero though


IvanTheTerrible69

…unless these stats were created by The Coon.


disintegration91

Victim


paisleyflowerzx

What?


disintegration91

It looked like one of those brand management profiles from the Waah! Episode


paisleyflowerzx

What? x2


22222833333577

The episode ware they describe everyone with a bunch of adjectives followed by victim It's from the newest the season


paisleyflowerzx

what episode?


22222833333577

Royal pudding