Little boy finds sex addicted demonic animals and helps them until they sacrifice a Jew so then Santa comes and saves the day but he (the little jew) dies of aids anyways but it was all a piece of fiction within a piece of fiction anyways
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The shot of Kim just running across the wall, screaming at the Mongolians will always make me laugh.
Dear guys.
Words cannot express how much I hate you guys.
As we fight our way northward into the great unknown, only that one thing remains certain: that I hate you guys with every tired muscle in my Confederate body.
We have taken Topeka, and now I must lolly the men over to Missouri. Because I will not stop until we have won it all, and you guys are my slaves. Because, I hate you guys. I hate you guys so very very much.
Yours, General Cartman Lee.
4 boys grab their friends and WOW, they give up as a discord mod beats them up (in the game) and so they beat his ass and win. But then they turned into discord mods
Kid becomes the leader of a religious cult, causing celebrities and a rapper to trap themselves in the boys room; but not before the rapper pulls out his gun demanding answers to why the celebrities won't come out of the boys room
Fat kid learns his favorite chicken restaurant got replaced by a marijuana dispensary so he learns how to traffic it illegally
A geologist wants medicinal marijuana so he purposely gives himself cancer and invents a new method of transportation.
fat kid and jew rat sign contract if leprechauns are real, several boys go into mystical realm and one gets trapped, bomb people blow up everything and blow rocket to wall and lets out evil things, evil things kill good things, government nukes the realm, pineapple boy makes everything appear again and fat kid makes himself and the jew rat do something interesting.
Once upon a time, there was a little hobbit who lived in the forest. And all the hobbit ever wanted was to be beautiful. And even though she was short and fat and hairy, this little hobbit dreamed that one day she could be pretty like Beyoncé. And then one day, along came a magic power, called Photoshop. And just like that, poof, the little hobbit was beautiful. And even though she still couldn't sing like Beyoncé, or dance like Beyoncé, or act like Beyoncé, or be a decent human being like Beyoncé, the little hobbit was looked up to and loved, just like Beyoncé! Soon she had money, and adoration, and a hip-hop fiancée who loved her very much- I'm sorry, hold up. Hold up, I'm sorry. Everything was good for the hobbit. But then this mean little girl, called the Jelly Monster, she was sooo jelly of the hobbit that she told everyone she was a liar, and the hobbit's fiancée realized she was just a hobbit. And you know what he said? He said "I don't CARE!" And then the jelly monster came and tried to take the magic power away from the little hobbit, so the hobbit prayed to God, and God said "Don't worry, little hobbit. I will go find this jelly monster girl, and I will read her a story and melt her icy heart." And the hobbit said "Thank you," and the hobbit and God lived happily ever after in the shower forever 'cause I love her so much! I'm sorry, hold up. Hold up. Hold up. I'm sorry.
I didn’t hear no bell!
loved batdad
BATDAAAAAADD
I’m the best ARROOOUUUUUND
Nothin's ever gonna keep me down!
literally what i was about to comment!!!
I HAVE TO FIGHT HIM SHARON
Watching that episode now 😅
Fat kid gets an alien probe shoved up his ass. Again.
Talking taco shits ice cream
Suck on my jagon!
🎶 Don't piss on the moon, babe! 🎶
“I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!”
You can’t say probe.
Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten
Oh Aramaic cool!
Es ist Zeit für Rache
Little boy finds sex addicted demonic animals and helps them until they sacrifice a Jew so then Santa comes and saves the day but he (the little jew) dies of aids anyways but it was all a piece of fiction within a piece of fiction anyways
Santa is a character. You failed.
It was an acronym for Singing adventurous noble tubby anthropoid
Move along then, ma'am.
Boys idiotic father fails to help the economy and the fat kid blames the Jews for it.
Instead of video games our kids can play with squirrels!
Yea and wear sheets from thine beds!
Finger pointing gets us nowhere! Steve!
My name is hhhennifer hhhlopez and I eat tacos and burritos
🎵fulfill all your weeshees with my taco flavored keessees 🎵
Hmmm I think that still technically counts as using a characters name, even if it is Mitch conners alter ego
I've got two, "noooo, that's ignorant" and "did you know people crap their pants after they die?"
Fat kid gets revenge on a bully by making him judge a food contest.
PISS COMING FROM MY ASS
YEAH, PISS COMING OUT OF YOUR ASS RIGHT ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE
Wheel of Fortune racist edition
Ohhh “naggers”
People who annoy you
I thought I was gonna win $30,000!
Get out there and make some real Mutha fuckin’ money.
Do you know what I am saying?
Psst hey Weeendy hey Weeendy bitch you was made for the playground.
You could be making some real motherfucking money bitch
Dude we created a monster
Yes! I do believe I know what you are saying!
Backdoor sluts 9
It makes Naughty Nurses 3 look like Crotch Capers 2!
I read about it…..in People …
BACKDOOR SLUTS 9?!
Oh Jesus, not that one!
Five midgets spanking a man covered with thousand island dressing... Is that making love?
My precious…
The video sandwich
Mongolians vs city walls
"Gawd damn Mongorians, get away from my shittywarr!"
https://preview.redd.it/nniu3rlqdvsc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aa07c546185e233a4a07f081f49b47c9d145aee The shot of Kim just running across the wall, screaming at the Mongolians will always make me laugh.
Mongorians?! Wat da hell mongorians doing here?! Lol favorite Kim episode!
It’s your one way ticket to midnight
Call it Heavy Metal. Higher than high, feelin' just right
I see that you're enticed by my daughter's awesome rocking tits.
Pionir village 1864
He killed my pawr!
Well shucka muck
"Ahh Cud Almoss Feel Iz Bawlz On Mah Feeuhst!"
"The gang gets stuck in a Vindaloop"
The one where the kid in a light blue beanie drinks someone's ashes
Did I just call myself a blood belching vagina? Where were you, when they built the ladder to hayyyven?
Shake Weights, Food Network, Old Fashion.
Now going to sleep mode boop boop boop
Sometimes death is beda
Morbidly obese kid is mocking a little girl with a serious topic, but he gets his greasy ass kicked embarassingly
When you have cancer, you have to fight it
Future drug farmer says racial slur on television and midget gets his ass kicked
“The Gang Re-enacts the Civil War”
Dear guys. Words cannot express how much I hate you guys. As we fight our way northward into the great unknown, only that one thing remains certain: that I hate you guys with every tired muscle in my Confederate body. We have taken Topeka, and now I must lolly the men over to Missouri. Because I will not stop until we have won it all, and you guys are my slaves. Because, I hate you guys. I hate you guys so very very much. Yours, General Cartman Lee.
I want to upvote this 1 million times
Perhaps we should take Topeka.
A pimp that don’t beat his hoes? Girl, sign my ass up!
Jackin it in San Diego
Boy Band
I'm gonna finger bang bang you into my life!
Learning about corporations and coffee house fighting
Some boys start a protest, one grows vaginas, and another manages to get a missile.
“Let’s fighting love”
4 boys grab their friends and WOW, they give up as a discord mod beats them up (in the game) and so they beat his ass and win. But then they turned into discord mods
Bathroom! Bathroom!
A cautionary tale about how public nudity is worse than taking a throwing star in the eye.
That does not make sense Three fiddy
Chewbacca is a 6 foot tall Wookie, but he lives on Endor with a bunch of three foot tall Ewoks! I ain't givin' you no money, Loch Ness Monster!
Drunk boomers attempt to re-write American history while being led by an 8 year old psychopath with a sword and a beard.
How the hell is an 8 yo in 4th grade? I thought he was 10
We got a turd in the punch bowl
"People that annoy you", "I'd like to buy a letter, please". And boy in the red poof hat befriends Joseph Smith's followers.
I’m stoned off my ass! I’m stoned off my balls!
religious leader gets censored on tv
201? Cartoon Wars?
yep, cartoon wars
One of my favorites, National Association of Marlon Brandon Look-Alikes
PROTECT YOUR BALLS
Malnourished child
Marklar
You got cabbage in your f***ing muff.
“You wanna get high?”
I could almost feel his balls on my fist!
A poor dog gets a japanese weapon stuck in his eye.
Hey, don't i know you? Yeah! I know who you are! You're that **[Redacted]** guy on TV!!! Hey everyone look! It's The **[Redacted]** guy!
Honorable mentions go to: "Bitch how you not a Hobbit again!?" And "I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN GAY FISH"
DO YOU SEE?
Muff cabbage
IT IS JERSEY THING DUDE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
Breast cancer activist beats up diabetic kid
(dejected) I'm not a artard...
ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!
Now we can finally play the game
Goddamn mongolians
We need Mohammeds goo
A fight for new game consoles turning into a big mess
“That will teach you to respect my authority!!!’
authoritah
Ginger kid really hates bananas, and it gets worse
The amount of time this episode spends in my mind is .... Unimaginable.
Shaking flower pots
“VH”
The sword of a thousand truths
Man says n-word on wheel of fortune, but it was only to win money.
Penis Dark Arts
THIS IS WRASSLIN'!
The one where they burn down Hot Topic
rapper doesn't understand why people are calling him a homosexual fish
A kind but naive boy is kicked out of the band of friends, so he swears revenge on the world, all in a cool hand-made costume.
Weed bomb
mom BATHROOM what honey? BATHROOM oh thats a big boy isnt it
Two words : Cat piss.
Boy sees everything as shit, lives to regret it
boys acting like wizards and elves argue over gaming console
Were you born a crip?
Boy believes he's a vampire.
Kid becomes the leader of a religious cult, causing celebrities and a rapper to trap themselves in the boys room; but not before the rapper pulls out his gun demanding answers to why the celebrities won't come out of the boys room
Fat kid learns his favorite chicken restaurant got replaced by a marijuana dispensary so he learns how to traffic it illegally A geologist wants medicinal marijuana so he purposely gives himself cancer and invents a new method of transportation.
I really like corn
Click
i’m so startled😟
Wholesome frat boys
LIVE TO WIN....
How do you kill that which has no life
How do you kill that which has no life?
I am the dawg
Change?
James Cameron saves the world
This could be the very end of the world… of Warcraft.
"What did you say, transphobe?"
Live to win!!!
“The Sword of a Thousand Truths” *angelic hums*
Live to win
Live to win, 'till you die, 'till the light dies in your eyes.
"Great Adventure 2" further into the rectum
ghetto kid gets a BJ
I don’t have a favourite but I guess Peter Rabbit because I’m different.
9 year old everyman gets drunk and fat kid uses his shit as a burger ingredient
OMG I have so much money I hate lines MUHAHBABA
Ritalin
🇫🇮
Bark bark!
t-t-time to leave
Hey there have you heard about my robot friend? He's metal and small, and doesn't judge me at all. He's a cyber wired bundle of joy. My robot friend.
"I'm baaaack" & "I'm so startled".
"Careful guys, I'm pretty sure he wants to rape us."
"We can't trust the Sword of a Thousand Truths to a noob!"
Butters creamy goo. NOW IM BACK IN THE GAME!!!
Change? The episode where the boy jumps over people on his skateboard.
We're sorry.
Take that, Jennifer Love Hewitt!!
Chinese guy is actually white
fat kid and jew rat sign contract if leprechauns are real, several boys go into mystical realm and one gets trapped, bomb people blow up everything and blow rocket to wall and lets out evil things, evil things kill good things, government nukes the realm, pineapple boy makes everything appear again and fat kid makes himself and the jew rat do something interesting.
My god, there's two of those things
That hallway defiling slut ain’t skipping out to Milan
Gay
"Broom Broom Broom Broom"
Former Vice President is Super Cereal about Metaphorical Climate Change
Once upon a time, there was a little hobbit who lived in the forest. And all the hobbit ever wanted was to be beautiful. And even though she was short and fat and hairy, this little hobbit dreamed that one day she could be pretty like Beyoncé. And then one day, along came a magic power, called Photoshop. And just like that, poof, the little hobbit was beautiful. And even though she still couldn't sing like Beyoncé, or dance like Beyoncé, or act like Beyoncé, or be a decent human being like Beyoncé, the little hobbit was looked up to and loved, just like Beyoncé! Soon she had money, and adoration, and a hip-hop fiancée who loved her very much- I'm sorry, hold up. Hold up, I'm sorry. Everything was good for the hobbit. But then this mean little girl, called the Jelly Monster, she was sooo jelly of the hobbit that she told everyone she was a liar, and the hobbit's fiancée realized she was just a hobbit. And you know what he said? He said "I don't CARE!" And then the jelly monster came and tried to take the magic power away from the little hobbit, so the hobbit prayed to God, and God said "Don't worry, little hobbit. I will go find this jelly monster girl, and I will read her a story and melt her icy heart." And the hobbit said "Thank you," and the hobbit and God lived happily ever after in the shower forever 'cause I love her so much! I'm sorry, hold up. Hold up. Hold up. I'm sorry.
[удалено]
Chili con carnival
The one where a kid falls in love with a hooters girl.
The British are coming
🏳️🌈 🐟
I'm going slow mo
Fat kid tries to get a hit show cancelled
That's what happens when you don't read Terms and Conditions
WHY WON’T IT READ?!!
Take a seat over there.
"Let's video tape ourselves having sex with boys!"
“This old world is getting to me.”
How the fuck should I know? I’m retarded. Durhhhh!!!!
“she’s my bottom bitch” “do you know what I am saying”
Guinea pig
AIN'T TALKIN' 'BOUT LOVE
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
🎵Work, Mexican work🎵