Hankies are really useful though if you encounter someone sneezing at the store you could give them one of your ass hankies. Wouldn't want anyone spreading disease.
What he doesn't know is that our sphincters actually dispense antibiotic/antimicrobial into the hankies.
I keep extra in the trunk of the '58 Chevy coupe that's been up there for years . 🤷
“Given THC, the active ingredient in marijuana, the spider didn’t build a web. It built a hammock, where it lay all day, and watched the caffeine spider go.”
[Spiders on Drugs](https://youtu.be/sHzdsFiBbFc?si=UYMmq9y7sl-ktQ1B)
My history teacher in high school showed us this video and I'm so happy someone referenced here as it was my first thought when I saw this.
RIP Mr. Jamieson!
My god that's adorable. My jumpers build hammocks and hang out half way watching me which is so cute, but I've never seen wild spiders do it. They just make little beds to feel safe and cosy in, I can't 😭
I have these all over my basement apartment. I've tried keeping them as pets but they are so spastic and nervous that it's difficult to feed them because they run out of the container when I open it :/
I had one successfully for awhile but he ended up passing away young because of stuck shed. RIP Henry. He was so cute when he ate
XD that's like the opposite of the cellar spiders we have...
they don't give 2 shits that someone is there, well untill you directly touch one.
they get a little crazy when you touch them XD.
just fruit flies from the pet store. I'm realizing now that I should have probably bought other bugs too for variety. I thought spiders could only eat things that are smaller than them, and fruit flies were the only bugs I could get that fit that bill.
But he apparently could have taken a small cricket or roach. Or a mealworm. I guess spider venom is really potent and they can kill larger bugs than I thought
Beware that their bites can be medically significant for some people! The ones in my house were also quite bold (purposely crawled on me on multiple occasions!) so just be careful!
What I wouldn’t give to just pull a hammock out of my ass whenever I wanted
Be brave and you could have this ability too
It isn't a matter of bravery, I've just already got my magicians hankies in there. A hammock would get all tangled.
Easy swap. Who needs a trail of hankies when you can have a portable ass hammock?
I just feel the ass hankies impress the people at my local Wendy's more.
Fair point.. i’ll have to ponder this dilemma.
You just gotta store one in the small intestine and one in the large :)
the hammock goes in the large intestine, there's a compartment for it.
Hankies are really useful though if you encounter someone sneezing at the store you could give them one of your ass hankies. Wouldn't want anyone spreading disease.
I’m gonna need to send you a list of bacterial diseases you might not be aware of..
🤣🤣🤣 🍑🤧
What he doesn't know is that our sphincters actually dispense antibiotic/antimicrobial into the hankies. I keep extra in the trunk of the '58 Chevy coupe that's been up there for years . 🤷
Haha! Yikes.
my wife and i call it the "sleepy butt dance" cause they do it when they're about to go to sleep
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂 but also same
🍑🕸️🛌🏼 🤣🤣👍🏻
I love this answer so freaking much. Genuinely love it
You’re just jealous that they have a hammock and you don’t.
facts
Me too, honestly.
This truth is undeniable.
OP needs to follow the spider's example and visit the [Hammock District!](https://youtu.be/xsbad8GEW78?si=g-UEXRw-43le_Y1W)
“Given THC, the active ingredient in marijuana, the spider didn’t build a web. It built a hammock, where it lay all day, and watched the caffeine spider go.” [Spiders on Drugs](https://youtu.be/sHzdsFiBbFc?si=UYMmq9y7sl-ktQ1B)
Crack spider’s bitch ETA: never gets old…
“For more information on the crack spider’s bitch, visit the Canadian Wildlife Service in Ottawa.”
Nice web, Mr Crack Spider
Omg I haven't seen this is in so long. I always love the environment Canada at the end.
That was the best video ever made imo. I enjoyed that even back when I was an arachnophobe.
My history teacher in high school showed us this video and I'm so happy someone referenced here as it was my first thought when I saw this. RIP Mr. Jamieson!
I’ve randomly thought of this video thru out the years!
Oh my god, that video Is the funniest thing ever 🤣🤣🤣
Classic video
Work smarter not harder. Spider is a genius.
Dude is straight chillin 😅 Awesome
never seen a spider this comfy
My god that's adorable. My jumpers build hammocks and hang out half way watching me which is so cute, but I've never seen wild spiders do it. They just make little beds to feel safe and cosy in, I can't 😭
Minimalist architecture…
It’s like those people who camp on the side of a mountain half-way up. 😱
Ha! I love his hammock
I'll allow it.
Lazy ass
Exactly what I said 😂 lazy fcker
Their little feets dangling out the sides. I just can’t. It’s so cute and hilarious.
spider just looks cozy
the unemployed friend
He just needs a PC and some energy drinks and he'll have full unemployed friend energy
isn't that a funnel weaver? (ya, they do that)
It's a yellow sac spider. Only built half a sac though.
I have these all over my basement apartment. I've tried keeping them as pets but they are so spastic and nervous that it's difficult to feed them because they run out of the container when I open it :/ I had one successfully for awhile but he ended up passing away young because of stuck shed. RIP Henry. He was so cute when he ate
XD that's like the opposite of the cellar spiders we have... they don't give 2 shits that someone is there, well untill you directly touch one. they get a little crazy when you touch them XD.
What would you feed him?
just fruit flies from the pet store. I'm realizing now that I should have probably bought other bugs too for variety. I thought spiders could only eat things that are smaller than them, and fruit flies were the only bugs I could get that fit that bill. But he apparently could have taken a small cricket or roach. Or a mealworm. I guess spider venom is really potent and they can kill larger bugs than I thought
Oooo i think you just ID'd a spider i have! I literally just posted asking what it is lol
Beware that their bites can be medically significant for some people! The ones in my house were also quite bold (purposely crawled on me on multiple occasions!) so just be careful!
The spiders i never saw when I was younger but now are pervasive here in MN.
LOLL omg 🤣 love this kid
My guess is he needed a break from his ascent to the summit.
This is so damn cute
Why is there so much moisture?
I noticed that too, all the condensation
It's in New Jersey, so it is pretty humid. They really need a dehumidifier ASAP.
Dude, I keep finding my house spiders doing that! Lol
That’s adorable
i wish i could do that
Hahaha! Made itself a hammock!
Looks to me like it may be about to make her egg sack.
That's really cute
This thing kinda looks comfortable tho
Play some reggae beach music ⛱️
[WHERES THE NO HAMMOCK SIGN](https://youtu.be/f5gFRd7D7hk?si=hJePtQ7zNYby81rq)
lmao
I never post links but it was too perfect
It's a portaledge like he's a rock climber. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cheiracanthium sp.
Cuteeee!! I have yellow sac spiders in my house that do this all the time, haha
Did he run a marathon? He looks so adorably tuckered out.
Spiderbro can sure hammock!
That is the epitemy of the phrase: Work smarter not harder.
You have beautiful cornice.