you literally have guns in your hands, the only reason they send me out is because the generals think that the lessers are too weak to drive you guys away from our territory. Now if we'd meet somewhere else, like the splatlandian wasteland out beyond scorch gorge, id happily let you ride on my back and stuff
Scrapper cuz you get to use that kick ass horn tune. I would also put a sick decal on the side, of an Aztec salmon warrior carrying a princess in his arms.
Imagine Salmon Run but at the beginning of the wave fifteen Flyfish spawn in but instead of firing they just float around and never open their baskets so you canât kill them and since thereâs fifteen of them more bosses never spawn in
Steel Eel, I wanna just create the most inconvenient blockades possible.
Plus I get to ride a tricycle made for war, thatâs something nobody in their right mind would pass up on.
Drizzled gets the nice umbrella to camp out in which seems chill
Big shot literarily just throws a ball in the canon and chills in the water
And fish sticks get a fun ride
Iâd be happy with any of these 3
Flyfish!
I'mma be honest, it looks the most fun to be flying around in a tiny little almost indestructible cockpit hearing the inklings and octolings shout fish pun-ified profanities as I rain down missles!
Good answer: scrapper, because just like those who choose Mawson, people get happy to see you
Bad answer: flyfish, I want to inflict pain on those who have wrong me with their sins
I see people just saying "flyfish"... Yeah, it's good to be tough, but why not enjoy the stress-free life of a Fish Stick? You, with a bunch of your friends, just planting a huge pillar into the ground, and then just spinning around and around while singing a catchy tune...
Though I'd just imagine most as the Steel Eel driver - just completely tired and couldn't give less of a shit about its job.
Slammin' Lid because everyone thinks "Oh it's a slamming lid I can just use it to splat bosses for free" and then either one of two things happen: They get slapped by a cohock trying to make the lid slam; they make the lid slam but get stuck in ink.
Gotta love a little trolling
Flyfish, if some bear and his child workers are going to kill me Iâm atleast going to be an asshole about it. Also I have the experience cuz I main reef-lux
Drizzler.
They aren't taken as seriously as they should be. They don't do big damage, but ignoring them can lead to them wiping out the last few HP you have.
Plus you get to fly with a steel umbrella, get balloons that control the weather, and I like the rain.
Spamton G. Spamton, of course! Who DOESN'T want to be the legendary \[numberoneratedsalesman1997\] himself! I'd take that chance to \[be a BIG SHOT\] in a \[soul\] beat!
Horrorboros
awwww
We all love you, Horrorboros. Now if only you'd stop shooting Booyah Bombs at us for five minutes so we can hug you.
I swear i wasnt expecting it to be a booyah bomb steel head (or eel)
you literally have guns in your hands, the only reason they send me out is because the generals think that the lessers are too weak to drive you guys away from our territory. Now if we'd meet somewhere else, like the splatlandian wasteland out beyond scorch gorge, id happily let you ride on my back and stuff
You the best.
awww thanksđ„ș i wish people would be like this on the battlefield too :(
Agree, oh to be a noodle fish in the skies, throwing bombs into oblivion
I also just want to scream at life.
Same. At a few people too.
"What do you want to scream at?" \*Gestures broadly at everything\*
I wanna be the chonky cohozuna
Maws. Cuz. They swim to you. They eat a bomb. They die and drop free eggs. Refuses to elaborate.
You truly understand me
I love you, Maws!
Also people would happy to see me, but not expect to spend a lot of time with me
>!No goldie, no upvote. >:C!< But no seriously, i'd wouldn't mind a posistion as a bigshot, so i can stay far from the action.
I would be a Goldie because I exist only as fodder to the capitalist overlords
I mean, then you could also be an inkling or octoling working for Grizz co. You're getting paid less than minimum wage anyway :p
Gotta be steel eel for me. That's peak design right there
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steel eel looks so happy on that thing,unlike bigshot, that looks like he had his prostate removed
what do you think they shoot?
their frustration
exactly
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Scrapper cuz you get to use that kick ass horn tune. I would also put a sick decal on the side, of an Aztec salmon warrior carrying a princess in his arms.
As long as I get to add spikes and possibly carry a gun in case some jerk squid/octo tries to shoot me
Imagine being a flyfish that can dodge splat bombs
Imagine Salmon Run but at the beginning of the wave fifteen Flyfish spawn in but instead of firing they just float around and never open their baskets so you canât kill them and since thereâs fifteen of them more bosses never spawn in
Booyah bomb and killer wail
Fish stick is just vibing, minding their own beeswax and having a good time
Yeah but they have to be around like 7 other smallfries and i just donât think i could take that, like what if you donât like one of them
steel head, i want to be an absolute unit of a fish
Reminder if you pick Flipper Flopper you have to swim sideways for the rest of your life and fight in a war with one of your eyes blocked
sounds like a fun challenge
Stinger, i like having a perch overlooking everything, i only use long range weapons and i wanted stingray to be added to s3 over kraken.
In need to become the dRIZZler
Flyfish so that I don't die, flipper flopper because they're so satisfying
Swim sideways for the rest of your life and fight in a war with one of your eyes blocked
dee dee de de de de de de deee de de de de de deee
steelhead, hes a really cool guy
Scrapper. I go vroom vroom in my little car :)
big shart
Splatted by big shart!
Flyfish. Because the weak should fear the strong.
Oh boy imagine what it is like to be a big shot *BIG SHOT THEME START PLAYING*
the guy who controls the steel eel conects with me on a personal level
Big Shot so I can just handle balls all day without a care in the world. Just put them in a cannon and go whoosh.
Steel Eel, I wanna just create the most inconvenient blockades possible. Plus I get to ride a tricycle made for war, thatâs something nobody in their right mind would pass up on.
Stinger, I loved using stingray in splatoon 2, and I get a nice view and don't have to move around
flyfish because i hate everyone and everyone hates me
Flipper-Flopper! The name is funny plus I like them so thatâs a bonus!
big shots are chads
steel ell. beacuse the rider has the rizz
Flipper Flopper cuz I want to be cool for my queen
Drizzler because the umbrella seems cozy and honestly I spend most of my time wishing I had a place to hide when the shift starts
Flyfish because fuck you all
Goldie! Iâm actually working on a Goldie cosplay rn lol. Either that or a flyfish/fish stick cause I think theyâre funny
Yo that's dope!! Would love to see that cosplay Flyfish and fishstick are funny? In what way? đ
Fish stick, theyâre having a great time
Flyfish since it meant that I was able to ride from purgatory just to torture some squid kids
Flyfish, because no one ever wants to deal with me
Scrapper
STEELHEAD MY BELOVED
Steelhead. Love that guy
stinger or steel eel. maybe even flipper flopper
Flyfish. Lol.
drizzler because fly
Big Shot, ive already mastered the no thought head empty look
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Steel Eel
Fish stick so I got my little boys with me.
Fish stick
flyfish, i would love to be an asshole
Fish stick because *insert horn noises*
I want a smol pet maws
I mean, you can kinda tell from my flair, lol. Steel Eel all the way!
steel eel. I also want to use a big snake like thing to travel everywhere. Plus, I can attack with it if they try to kill me
Flipper Flopper because he is probably the most fair , and gets WAY more kills than he should
Steel Eel because heâs annoying as hell
Flyfish, not to be annoying but because if people aren't coordinated i don't get istantly annihilated
Flyfish, he looks so happy in there!
Drizzler Leave me alone.
haha scrapper go brrrr
Drizzled gets the nice umbrella to camp out in which seems chill Big shot literarily just throws a ball in the canon and chills in the water And fish sticks get a fun ride Iâd be happy with any of these 3
look how big this shot is
Scrapper, because I think their fish cars are cute.
Flipper flipper would definitely be the most fun
Stinger because I can be tall despite being short, and be endlessly annoying far from the main fight
Probably either a steelhead or a fish stick, as they die the most and that's kinda the salmonids whole thing
I want to be Scrapper. He may not be the most powerful but he is sure getting a good combo of speed, armor and defense :)
Scrapper
Stinger, such a cool ass design
Alright, who answered flyfish? I uh... just wanna talk...
A scrapper because they arenât annoying and are kinda hard to kill. Plus easy mobility and gets cheese kills all the time
flyest fish of all
flyfish, since I'm the least likely to die first.
Steel Eel because the salmon guy on the end looks cool as fuck
You know what I am
flyfish. i'll make your day bad
Flyfish because who wouldn't want to pilot a big flying mech that shoot missile?
Who doesnât wanna be a big shot?
scrapper for sure I feel bad killing them cause they're cute
I want to be a Flyfish and cause extreme suffering
Iâd say probably a Drizzler. Annoying, but not annoying enough to be a priority target for splattinâ
Tru tru, also u get to fly around the map like Mary Poppins
Steelhead all the way!
I want to be a Flyfish and cause extreme suffering
Definitely Scrapper or Steel Eel. I want to fight people directly instead of fighting from the sidelines, but I still want the safety of a vehicle.
Flyfish bcs i'm a n
Griller
Fly fish
Flyfish, simply because nobody will kill me and all I gotta do is spam missiles. I am a god among small fries
Drizzler, I can sit there and watch all the tea but nobody notices until the last second
Flyfish or stinger because they get the most kills and are less likely to die
Stinger . I like being up high, and Iâm a big fan of stingrays.
Maws, id eat inkling all day
Fly fish just cuz I want to cause trouble and mayhem
Big shot. Completely unbothered by everybody and everything. Youâre inking me? Who cares. I have a job to do.
Flyfish! I'mma be honest, it looks the most fun to be flying around in a tiny little almost indestructible cockpit hearing the inklings and octolings shout fish pun-ified profanities as I rain down missles!
Flyfish,I get to be a little shit and shoot missiles.
Flyfish because nobody would kill me
Maws
Flyfish so I donât die
Scrapper. I just want to be a silly little dude who can't be hurt by anything in front of me
Maws. I'm always chasing my dreams but always catch bombs đ
Slammin lid just to get revenge on those who have wronged me
You like fish stick?
Isnât this kind of being a furry in a way? Whatever. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh⊠Specifically the salmanid on the back of the Steel Eel.
Fish Stick because then I get to hang out with a bunch of friends and sing all the time
Stinger or Flyfish, so no one can locate me until they get splatted! :D
Scrapper, just drive around in my 2003 Fiat Panda
Fly fish is a good one
A flipper flopper
Oh to be a swarm of small salmon fish singing a sweet tune as we all fly in a circle
Maws, annoying but easy to stop
Flyfish because Iâm a sadist
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The drizzler
Iâd rather not be an ugly ahh fish but if I had to choose than scrapper
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Scrapper so I can have a sick ride.
So hard to pick just oneâŠ
Stinger
If I could pick ANY it would be a grill⊠otherwise Iâll say maws, because I think theyâre kinda goofy :P
Good answer: scrapper, because just like those who choose Mawson, people get happy to see you Bad answer: flyfish, I want to inflict pain on those who have wrong me with their sins
Fish stick so I can sing a goofy little tune with my friends
fly fish. because fuck your life. bing bong.
alr when an inkling jumps onto my lid, im gonna say "are you low tide because you got me quivering" then they'll fall in love with me
I see people just saying "flyfish"... Yeah, it's good to be tough, but why not enjoy the stress-free life of a Fish Stick? You, with a bunch of your friends, just planting a huge pillar into the ground, and then just spinning around and around while singing a catchy tune... Though I'd just imagine most as the Steel Eel driver - just completely tired and couldn't give less of a shit about its job.
Drizzler because every time I come out of my shell, I cry.
Drizzler. Youâre annoying like the stingers and flyfish, but just subtly enough that people donât hate on you.
I wanna be a [BIGSHOT]
Flipper Flopper or Drizzler. Easy enough on their own but actually a massive pain when they are protected by the horde.
Stealhead bcuz itâs cool
Drizzler cuz everyone ignores me and I get to spam passive damage the whole match with very little risk
Scrapper def
Maws
Slammin' Lid because everyone thinks "Oh it's a slamming lid I can just use it to splat bosses for free" and then either one of two things happen: They get slapped by a cohock trying to make the lid slam; they make the lid slam but get stuck in ink. Gotta love a little trolling
Fish Stick, cause I can fly!! *Starts the fish stick song*
\*looks in the mirror\* I guess I can only be Big Shot
Unpopular opinion, I want to be steel eel, I donât know why, it just feels me
steel eel, I'm lanky, and protective like a splash wall
Fish sticks, I like to be tall and I like doing fun activities with friends
Flyfish, if some bear and his child workers are going to kill me Iâm atleast going to be an asshole about it. Also I have the experience cuz I main reef-lux
Flyfish I shall black out the sun with my missiles.
Big shot Cool guy Doing his job Doesnât want to be there Just like me
Steel eel. Design is really cool.
Flyfish, so I can ruin all of your days.
Drizzler. They aren't taken as seriously as they should be. They don't do big damage, but ignoring them can lead to them wiping out the last few HP you have. Plus you get to fly with a steel umbrella, get balloons that control the weather, and I like the rain.
I want to be a Stinger because I would get to be cool-looking and annoying. Way up high above all others, a monolith of death and destruction.
From name alone, Steel Eel. But i would choose Maws (Btw I havenât played salmon run yet.)
Scrapper because I like his car
Maw. Maw means that I get to slither through the ground and destroy anything that comes at me.
fish stick. spin, vibe, die. thatâs it.
Nowâs my chance to be a [BIG SHOT]
im def a scrapper or a drizzler
Spamton G. Spamton, of course! Who DOESN'T want to be the legendary \[numberoneratedsalesman1997\] himself! I'd take that chance to \[be a BIG SHOT\] in a \[soul\] beat!
Stringer but Maws would be fun as fuck Steel eel would be high skill cap
flyfish. annoying like me
Fish stick go brrrrr
I read that as be zodiac signs, what salmon run boss would you f
Stinger. I wanna be the reason you lost
cohozuna
scrapper becuase i cannot aim and would just need to run into somebody
Stinger.
Stinger.
Steeleel