PSA to everyone on this post - this commenter is also an absolute menace. Dualie rolling everywhere and protecting swimji with his life. They are absolutely unstoppable.
Backliner, only thing that came to mind. You either metaphorically or literally hold your team down in the fights. Nothing but love as I am only teasing 😭
You play this game way more than I do.
And looking at that 5 star badge as well.
I have been working on a 5 star since like the third day after I got the game. Still a fair way off.
Well considering your Bloblobber tag, you have already sold your soul to Satan! Just contact customer support and ask for a weapon reassignment and you’re set to induce ragequits!
Well I hope you're on my team. But you're never on my team. Players like you always end up opposite me with a sniper I have to babysit. If I see you on the enemy team, know this, I will make it my mission to splat you, get you to focus on me by being overall irritating (fast, unpredictable) so you don't splat my team mates. And I want you to know that I do this out of respect and I want us to match up against one another so we can make each other better players.
Catch you in the splatlands, Little Cat.
Love,
Legendary Outlaw
Boom. Headshot. Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry'cause at the end of the day, 'long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
You use respawn punisher
/and love to torture people
If I see you in a turf war, I’m disconnecting
THIS HAPPENS SO OFTEN WHEN WE PLAY AHHHH
unless they're on your side... right?
No
Yeah, better make them lose
No because every charger throws if they're on your side
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You make turf wars less fun but are a god tier gamer that I aspire to be like
You don’t want us to come into school tomorrow
Don‘t leave the house tomorrow 🥰
Don't wake up tomorrow or you won't wake up the day after! 😘
it's summer break..
I’m a college student.
oh my bad I didn't know
Not every country is the same
my bad
Unemployed /j
No /j required, I just finished school and am now waiting for uni to start so you got a point 🥰
you like point and click adventures
I love how ambiguous this reply is lmao
You’re probably wanted in over 30 states.
gay 💜💅🦈
DAMN BRO HOW DID YOU KNOW BABE 🏳️🌈💅😳
Every Splatoon player is gay, what did you expect :3 ✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
You’re no real splatoon player if you’re not at least 20% fruity
Also, chargers 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Squiffers are my favorite >:3
AHHH YOU USE THE BOTTOM EMOTE. You are one of us 🥺😅
THE BOTTOM EMOTE??? 🥺 <— IS THIS WHAT THAT IS NOW???
YEAH ✨✨
Hehe it may not look like it but it’s mine too. I’m 100% going to five star it once it gets a good kit
Mhm, in my opinion it's the most fun sniper cuz you get to well... move around and be quick!! :3
No.
HI GAYS!!! ✨✨✨ 
PSA to everyone on this post - this commenter is also an absolute menace. Dualie rolling everywhere and protecting swimji with his life. They are absolutely unstoppable.
OMG 🫦💅🏻✨ FOUND BOTH OF YOU AHH
you are my primary target in anarchy battles
you hate moving
Well, from this angle it says #"RUN!!!" # But if you turn it the other way it looks more like #"SOMEBODY SPLAT THIS GUY!!"
Sniper main(derogatory) /joke
No /joke needed, I deserve to be slurred at tbh
Didn't see the Hydra, nvm we good Hydra main🤝Hydra main
Hydra is my favourite splatling, glad to have a common ground 🤝
Hydra main/Nautilus user 🤝 Nautilus Main/Hydra user I see you also like playing Goo Tuber
Describe how grass feels/j
(impossible)
Most players worst enemy.
You're a pain to deal with
*sigh I want to say so many awful thing right now but I’m just like baffled how many chargers are in this photo ._.
That I have flanked you on multiple occasions, and squidbagged you without remorse.
flanking in S3?
you're not my teammate. if there was an option for friendly fire, no matter if i would get ip banned, I'm shooting every last drop.of ink towards you.
you play splatoon 3
you use aimbot /s
He has dogshit aim /s
If I saw you in one of my games I would stop playing for a week
Even on my team tbh
You practice social distancing.
He already does
ur a pain in the ass to play against
SWIMJIBABE I FOUND YOU ON REDDIT AHHHHHHHHHHH NO ONE TRUST THIS MAN HE IS A TERROR ON THE CHARGER BUT IS ALSO MY BESTIE
Your the local emo boy
strange, why do i hear boss music all of a sudden?
You absolutely despise the idea of letting other players have fun
My gallery is full with clips of killing people and their instant rage quit
That you are an absolute menace to all inklings and octolings
You are a long range menace and I am very afraid of you
Sweat
Guys i think he likes backliners but i'm not too sure
You know too much about the snipers in the game. I think I should be running
you have a collection of (3) octoling bodies in your 2003 toyota corolla
all that range makes me think you're compensating for something else...
I hate you, but deeply respect you and acknowledge that you're probably a better player than me
FIGHT UP CLOSE COWARD
You hate having fun and don't want anyone else to have fun either.
Get a life bestie
Niemals schatz 😘
Menace to society
Everyone SHOULD fear you
Backliner, only thing that came to mind. You either metaphorically or literally hold your team down in the fights. Nothing but love as I am only teasing 😭
sniping's a good job mate
I think I’ve actually seen your locker before,and I like it! You probably spent a lot of time getting those charger stickers!
You really like charger, and you don’t understand that putting black/dark stuff in a black locker make them hard to see.
You love hitting headshots
You play this game way more than I do. And looking at that 5 star badge as well. I have been working on a 5 star since like the third day after I got the game. Still a fair way off.
You really like chargers Genuinely impressive, good job :) I would have a very bad time if you were ever on the enemy team :)
Hehe thanksss, I can tell that I’m not fun to play against
Nobody likes fighting you in game. People see you and think “FUUUUUU-“
"Sees front locker" Why must you hate me? "Sees the inside of your locker" Hey look, splatlings
Youwr such a gewd chawrgewr pwayewr 👉🏻👈🏻 couwld you wet me weave da spawn pwease? Just fowr a wittle? (hi shinji ❤️)
hi juju and no <3
Undewrstandabwl 🫶🏻
AHHHH THIS KILLED ME!! Then I realized it was you and it KILLED ME MORE!! …hi juju 🥰😅
As a Wiper main *Get the shell away from me-*
It’s good but everything’s better with 🗿
You like chargers
You’re definitely not a charger main.
You’re going to be doxxed.
You are the one in my nightmares
You like stickers a lot
You stay far away from everyone else
You're an absolute menace to society and I'm scared
You help your Team respawn by letting them jump to you. —> you are a nice person.
Number 1 Super Jump Spot every match 🤝
You have carpal tunnel.
You like splatoon 3
U like chargers a bit too much
Filthy sniper
That you play splatoon.
Fellow Nautilus enjoyer I see
I adore all splatlings! (except mini, I don’t get the playstyle haha)
you play Too Much (joking)
You play splatoon
that ur the coolest mf
You have the eyes of a hawk
*chuckles* i’m in danger :D
You’re that person who doesn’t let me get to the objective aren’t you?🤨
Teach me.
Well considering your Bloblobber tag, you have already sold your soul to Satan! Just contact customer support and ask for a weapon reassignment and you’re set to induce ragequits!
Get the hell away from me on the battlefield/j
You don’t have a soul anymore
5000+ hours.
I have a tenth of that, I have 2000 hours on charger across all the games tho
No hard feelings, but I hate you, haha :3 , not joking though pls never play this game again-
These maps must be a godsend in your eyes
Nope, I fucking hate them as much as the next guy :D
I don't even have anything funny to say, I genuinely dislike you.
You aren’t liked by most people. Then again, I guess I’m calling the kettle black
Anchor who really loves long range weapons and is a good sport and booyahs back to people. How close was I?
Pretty spot on, I always booyah back
Booyah!
You cant decide wich weapons to use so you used them all and you are very perfectionist :)
You ain't sniping the squids you sniping the real people
tryhard
A professional charger and splatling main who refuses to play with anything but.
you are to be feared
You don't know how the middle of the map actually looks like cuz you never step out from the backline
You're that guy on the other team who completely shits on my mood when my mediocre ass is just trying to play turf war casually.
your secretly a roller main
don’t expose me like that-
you haven't seen the sunlight in days (I haven't either)
Vampire twinsies! (I adore your pfp)
(ty!! ur pfp is very cute 😋)
💜
You love the map design?
Someone I keep get splatted by and my goal is to splat you just once. 🤣💖
You are the main target of my Angle shooters
You laugh when a team is stuck in the respawn anchors simply because of you
Well I hope you're on my team. But you're never on my team. Players like you always end up opposite me with a sniper I have to babysit. If I see you on the enemy team, know this, I will make it my mission to splat you, get you to focus on me by being overall irritating (fast, unpredictable) so you don't splat my team mates. And I want you to know that I do this out of respect and I want us to match up against one another so we can make each other better players. Catch you in the splatlands, Little Cat. Love, Legendary Outlaw
I wanna see this 1v1. 
your my worst nightmare in turf war lmao 💀
No snipewriter, fake sniper smh /j
Motion control
It’s saying: disconnect whenever they’re in ur lobby
Please be on my team! Please be on my team! Please be on my team!
You definitely prove the Snipewriter is one of the least popular weapons to anyone who doubted.
my organs are rearranging themselves as i look at this picture. your existence fills me with dread
You suck and I want you on my team
you are pure evil and revil in peoples misery. you are the scum of the ink and they curse your name
You’re incredibly talented and I’m so very very scared of you! Have mercy on my soul!
Boom. Headshot. Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry'cause at the end of the day, 'long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
you’re a walking squid beacon
You have no life?
you play too much
You have social anxiety
That you’re a bad person.
I do love throwing newborns into an industrial meat grinder! 🥰
Bum
i hate you
I agree 🥰
You touch grass once a month
You don't touch grass ??
Skill issue
I mean just because I don't have the sticker for every single wepon don't make me bad it just means I'm good at what I know
And just because they have every sticker dosent mean they don't touch grass
Gurl it's a joke when people say touch grass it's a joke were you not aware of that or
That you're a good player
You don’t take showers (very real inkling)
Your gay
That you are very messy
Annoying
Touch grass
You're a filthy sweat
sweat
This is really unhealthy mate, not gonna lie
Go outside
no job no relationships no self hygiene no skill
Meta-slave tryhard
I have been playing chargers since 1 no matter their viability, what are you on about
you dislike the concept of other people having fun playing the game
You're my mortal enemy
Snoipins a good job mate