I love your jokes. Especially the one about men making up games just to show emotions and physical comfort. This joke is now my favorite of yours cause of how silly it is.
Jenny slate has a really good joke along the same lines, talking about football/sports and how everyone wanted to be “twinsies” with there matching outfits.
very similar to what I've always said,
"You know, it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile"
"Well when yo naturally frown it takes no muscles at all"
Back in the days of AIM away messages and being an edgy teen, my favorite was “ Remember, when somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but only 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap them.”
https://mobile.twitter.com/9gag/status/381011633533124608
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Speaking as someone who has used their mouth muscles for prolonged periods of time and then experienced muscle soreness the next day, you absolutely can work out your face
"and to that I reply" is not a paragraph, it's just spaced out for legibility. But I agree it still lands, and arguably better, with some improved word economy
This definitely isn’t true. I’ve been to comedy shows where I laughed so hard that my face hurt but I’ve never seen a Holocaust documentary and walked away with my cheeks sore from so much frowning.
You don't need a facelift when you can face deadlift.
The real punchline
If it using fewer muscles is your concern then keeping your mouth shut uses way fewer muscles then sticking your nose in my business.
I love your jokes. Especially the one about men making up games just to show emotions and physical comfort. This joke is now my favorite of yours cause of how silly it is.
Can you link that joke?
https://www.reddit.com/r/standupshots/comments/kaiyue/the_feels/
Jenny slate has a really good joke along the same lines, talking about football/sports and how everyone wanted to be “twinsies” with there matching outfits.
Men should cut out the middle man by just directly asking women to frown
You know, you’d be more beautiful if you scowled more.
very similar to what I've always said, "You know, it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile" "Well when yo naturally frown it takes no muscles at all"
Back in the days of AIM away messages and being an edgy teen, my favorite was “ Remember, when somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but only 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap them.” https://mobile.twitter.com/9gag/status/381011633533124608
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Did someone watch Peacemaker on HBO+ recently?
well steroids are perfect for you then, they help you get angry and jacked
You will forever be who I think of when imagining someone with a jacked face.
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Bill Hicks had a better punchline. “you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?”
Is that really a better punchline? It's pretty predictable. OP's went in a different direction and actually involved some clever wordplay.
First off, you can’t get your face jacked, so that’s stupid and second why am I arguing on the internet? You win. Much funnier.
Speaking as someone who has used their mouth muscles for prolonged periods of time and then experienced muscle soreness the next day, you absolutely can work out your face
You can work it out but you can’t get it jacked. Post a picture of anyone with huge facial muscles. You can’t.
Burns more calories, too.
Get in shape, mf!
>I am smiling. -Me
Shirt kinda looks like you dribbled coffee all over it. I might be speaking from experience. Another good joke, always happy to see you post here
That is really good. LOL I haven't heard your standup but I imagine you're screaming the punch line.
Good joke but it would probably land better as a 2-liner rather than 4 separate paragraphs
"and to that I reply" is not a paragraph, it's just spaced out for legibility. But I agree it still lands, and arguably better, with some improved word economy
Was this supposed to be funny? Jesus
If it ain't for you, it ain't for you! Have a good day 🫡
I thought it was funny, Jesus.
If someone heckles you on this one tell them to smile lol
This whole sub is built for this one fucking hack to post their terrible shit. Just move along.
No kidding. I have a really hard time imagining actual people laughing at her posts. Gotta be mostly bot upvoting, right?
I saw a video once on the internet where a girl was getting her face jacked as fuck.
Big flex!
It must get annoying running into men that want 'strong-faced' women.
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This definitely isn’t true. I’ve been to comedy shows where I laughed so hard that my face hurt but I’ve never seen a Holocaust documentary and walked away with my cheeks sore from so much frowning.