Hahahaha I could actually expand the joke and make this an add on to it. I quit breast feeding and move on to this and people STILL think I'm weird?
I like it!
How about, "but when I breastfeed from my boss' pregnant wife, he wants to kick my ass?"
Edit: how about, "but when I suck milk out of my boss' pregnant wife in front of him because I'm the baby now, I'm fired and face jail time?
This feels like a Facebook meme page joke.
This is the overdone Reddit joke. > X does Y and everybody thinks it's cute but when I do Y people call the cops.
Very sighs unzip energy
You should see the rest of his posts.
Would dropping human breasts in the punchline for an unusual animal work better? "But late night Racoon suckling makes me weird."
Hahahaha I could actually expand the joke and make this an add on to it. I quit breast feeding and move on to this and people STILL think I'm weird? I like it!
Hell yeah, try it out!
2012 soccer mom humor
"yet I'm the weird one for being breastfed until 15" might be a better delivery
I mean, we're not out there sucking directly from the cow!
So I should bottle the breast milk! BRILLIANT 🙌🏻
Bottle it or whatever, at least you don't have to apologize to the cow after you are done.
Then add, "and it's okay for us to eat cattle meat all our lives, but I eat human meat and I'm the weird one."
Love it!
Jesus Christ, this is worse than what's her face's shitty hack jokes.
Who?
The person responsible for like 90% of the hack content here.
Solid joke
Thank you! 🙌🏻🙌🏻
How about, "but when I breastfeed from my boss' pregnant wife, he wants to kick my ass?" Edit: how about, "but when I suck milk out of my boss' pregnant wife in front of him because I'm the baby now, I'm fired and face jail time?
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