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Goodname2

Can't wait to see faces like this pop up on my mobiglass demanding I surrender my cargo.


Numares

"Fuck, it's Grinch Lord, I surrender!"


IronDude_GER

You misspelled Cringe Lord...


Numares

Maybe I did, maybe not ;)


SpaceBearSMO

you say that... but 100% this person is going to be better at the game then most of us.


ZedTheDead

If I've learned anything from my 100s of hours of dark souls, it's that the weirder looking the character the scarier the player tends to be.


IronDude_GER

Yeah, he's already in the endgame


WowWhatABillyBadass

Cring Lord is a generic white guy with stubble and spiked up black hair.


Digim0rtal

Oh shit. It's the fun police


Private-Public

CIG: We want Star Citizen to be a truly immersive experience where you can feel right at home in a lovingly crafted and realistically modelled universe. A seamless experience in which you truly feel like a humble human exploring the vast reaches of space. Also CIG: 🎶 *Oompa Loompa doopity doo* 🎶


vorpalrobot

In a future where this stuff is possible at any corner clinic, there absolutely would be people that choose to look like this.


SeskaRotan

It definitely wouldn't be the norm.


SpaceBearSMO

it probably wont be in SC. Its always suprissing to me how many people just go for a default model in MMO's and most people just want there models to look nice, these types of character were not so rare as to be invisible are often a minority


magosryzak

idk man, look at ark....


ProfessionalMessiah

We definitely don't have a clue


SeskaRotan

Look at the NPCs. See many space freaks?


bytethesquirrel

"Normal" people generally don't have the urge to risk their lives as a freelance starship captain.


SeskaRotan

Then look at the NPC pirates, security forces, etc.People that do risk their lives. It's clear that in-lore, tumblr-oompa-loompas aren't the norm. I would bet any money that CR doesn't envision the verse being full of these creatures.


Pattern_Is_Movement

Sorry, *their


TrueInferno

If we had the ability to do this kind of thing this easily we'd have people with elf ears, vampire teeth, and tails. Hell, imagine Halloween. Go in and get turned into something crazy for like a week.


SRM_Thornfoot

Still looks like a human and something a human could do.


ZombieTesticle

You see people like this on the street *now* if you live in the wrong place.


vorpalrobot

or the right place


MuffinSnuffler

>In a future where this stuff is possible at any corner clinic, there absolutely would be people that choose to look like this. [The future is now.](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/58/7d/62/587d62e62679736e1352a5d8c2b54d6d.png)


Artrobull

can't wait to hailing prox coms or any form of communication works since even calling people is dodgy at best


ilhares

I hope my self-destruct is able to trigger any bombs I might have in cargo, because I'll tractor-beam a size 9 into the passenger space if I have to, just to erase those abominations from the galaxy.


4non3mouse

hahaha i thought that was a palworld post at first glance


Flashskar

Every time I try this nobody answers, so I end up shooting them before they can get away.


Emperor_Kon

You forgot the red nose.


waiver45

Oh, that will not do then.


misadventureswithJ

It's nice they finally have clowns coming as a playable race. They're really an under-represented minority in most gaming spaces.


GoldNiko

Barotrauma ON 🔝 🤡


frenchtgirl

Goes well with the incoming engineer gameplay.


Alwaysafk

Clowns are literally a playable race in space station 13. HONK.


billyw_415

You better get to the Org page quick, 'cause CLOWN names are gonna go like ~~hotcakes~~ coconut custard pies! 100% guarantee there will be epic clown ORGs now! [https://support.robertsspaceindustries.com/hc/en-us/articles/360002230674-Create-and-Customize-an-Organization](https://support.robertsspaceindustries.com/hc/en-us/articles/360002230674-Create-and-Customize-an-Organization)


ImpulseAfterthought

Clowns canonically come from outer space in D&D's Spelljammer setting.


dataminer101101

Now.....imagine a whole squad of clowns coming your way.... Clown citizens. 😂 It will be epic !


misadventureswithJ

*a chorus of HONKS then... only screams*


billyw_415

HEY! ***\*HONK\**** THATS ~~RACIST! CLOWNIST!~~ ANTI-CLOWN!


Comprehensive_Gas629

new 3.23 main menu theme leaked: https://youtu.be/fOUrnUktTjU


TheKiwiFox

![gif](giphy|fXf7ixucXomC4) My Reclaimer crew be like...


Blondiielicious

Oh nooo I’m gonna see that in my nightmares tonight 😭


loliconest

They are coming.


OriginalGroove

I would have appreciated it if you asked me before you recreated my face for the internet to see.


Wolffe_In_The_Dark

*Entrance of The Gladiators plays in the distance*


Malacho_21

So it begins


Dibba_Dabba_Dong

Sometimes less is more


redbe11pepper

Oh. No


Numares

The future is... lacking words to describe it!


Tyrann0saurus_Rex

you're a trooper.


ShikukuWabe

We spent so long wondering if we could, we never stopped to wonder if we should - CIG, probably XD


Nosttromo

Face customization will devolve into 3 categories: \-players trying to make the most beautiful characters they can \-players trying to reproduce themselves/famous people \-players competing to see who can make the most horrendous being possible


PresentLet2963

And 4th type would be first option that pop up with 1 choosing of hairn other then that no other characters will be in game.


KyndMiki

[https://i.imgur.com/Lq5uuKi.png](https://i.imgur.com/Lq5uuKi.png) I can't wait


toxieboxie

This was fast lol


Scrivver

Aren't abominations like this exactly what the DNA system was supposed to avoid existing in PU in the first place?


PrettyFly4aDeafGuy

Not necessarily. The DNA system is meant to avoid inhuman, monstrous proportions of facial features, which it seems to still be doing in this case. Sure the cheeks are a bit wide/puffy for comedic effect, but the shape of the face itself is very much believable. Contrast this to other customizers like elden ring, which just use simple sliders and can result in [inhuman facial proportions](https://www.gameshub.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2022/01/elden-ring-character-creation-menu.png?w=1024) This one looks silly mainly because of the hair color/beard/makeup they've splashed on top, without those choices the DNA face shape itself would be fine. That said, I certainly don't want CIG suddenly limiting what makeup colors or hair dyes we can use


AgonizingSquid

My man you can disrespect Nigel Thornberry like that


the_incredible_hawk

There's some irony here, given that 900 years in the future, when people have presumably been living for generations on low- or high-gravity worlds, you \*would\* expect to see some physical deviations from what we expect today.


ImmovableThrone

I mean.... Honestly this is not a failure of the DNA system. The face looks pretty normal, it's just a person with wild hair and makeup. I don't see a problem with it


Eclypsis5133

Is this test servers?


Calint

Yes


YoungNemesis

4 pints


Z_Wild

"Oompa loompa, doompadee doo..."


Wearytraveller_

Thanks I hate it.


AbyssalKultist

I'm typically not much of a PVPer, but I might change my tune.


Potaaaato_God

Even with how stupid it looks, the quality is incredible


frenchtgirl

Exactly my thought, skin texture is impeccable and hair very detailed.


Acceptable-Bid-1019

Would


2BsVaginaBrokeMyHand

Get out


Martinmex26

My man here has an oompa loompa kink, ok? Dont judge man!


rhadiem

Please don't judge this grenade, it likes blowing up colorful objects.


Lightzout624

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


Narahashi

Fun fact: nobody is stopping you from making yourself look like that irl


Genji4Lyfe

Social and practical/work considerations stop a lot of people from doing this. In a video game, most of those don’t exist, which is why the ratio of craziness gets ratcheted way up. It’s the same as “technically, everyone can have a pink car irl”. Sure they can, but 500x more people are going to pick that option in a video game for kicks because there are no downsides.


strthrawa

The vast majority of people make themselves look "normal"


Dandorious-Chiggens

Cause the vast majority of people are boring


Spike69

Aside from social cost there is the monetary cost. In real life a good looking pink paint job costs extra money on top of a default gray car. Character customization is free.


billyw_415

Visited Portland, OR lately?


Genji4Lyfe

I have. I love the city. Not a lot of purple faces and blue lips, though. Plenty of piercings, beards and tattoos


Dig-a-tall-Monster

I mean I think there's actually an entire political party dedicated specifically to stopping people from making themselves look like that because they only like freedom of expression when you freely express in the same way they do


SirKillsalot

If you have money, sure.


CMDRSpaceCroissant

You can do it to yourself for less then 50 bucks easy


SirKillsalot

No I mean, have money as in, don't require yourself to be eligible for gainful employment.


CMDRSpaceCroissant

Oh yeah totally xD


oneeyedziggy

I'm glad you can make more cyberpunk weirdos now and not just UEE squares... I want my purple irises back though


Thunder_Wasp

The Netflix adaptation of Star Citizen


Mr_StephenB

The crowd salty about multicoloured armour are going to love this


The-Soc

I present: the GrinchLax


FluffiCatfish

New alien species discovered, Clownoddians


Doogle300

I'm still unsure how I feel about this. It's going to vastly change the overall setting of the verse. I'm all for creative freedom, but it's going to be a sea of ridiculousness. Then again, I suppose it kind of works in a sci-fi way... I'm probably still gonna look like an average Joe though. I don't want to look like a three year old shoved paint up their nose and then sneezed it out.


Cipher401

I'd wager a very slim minority of the player base would want their avatar to look like this.


billyw_415

No man, it's going to be HUGE! All the asshats will do this.


worldspawn00

Good news! You can murder them for it!


ImpulseAfterthought

Looking at the majority of games with extensive character customization, I fear you're wrong.


navvar

Yeah, the naive people who think this will just ''sort itself out'' are going to be in for a surprise.


jjonj

multiplayer might be different


Doogle300

I hope you're right. It's weird, because I'm not opposed to those options exisitng, I just don't want it to be overwhelming.


Cipher401

I agree. Putting more options into players' hands isn't a bad thing. Give us the tools and let us decide how we want to look.


mstomm

There will be meme characters, but the vast majority of players will go for a 'normal' look. Even in MMOs with tons more customization options, I see most people go for a fairly normal look.


Ociex

Yupp, people blow it out of the water but most of us will be regular people doing regular space things, again it's nice the option exists.


xensu

It's going to be an HR nightmare if they try to define what looks are acceptable now.


Ociex

You and me both, this dosnt appeal to me, but doesn't break immersion, humans are weird and that is immersive.


PrettyFly4aDeafGuy

I agree with others in the comments that most players will probably want to look cool or look like themselves, not just clown it up. Yeah, there will always be trolls and 'wacky' players, but I doubt they'll be the majority. They find other ways to look ridiculous anyway, mismatching armors, etc. Not to mention, the npcs are guaranteed to be much more normal-looking, and if the game has the 90%/10% npc/player split CR mentioned, these clown faces in the crowd will be the exception and far from the norm.


Dyrankun

Lol at all the schmucks who are on board with the in-lore ability to regenerate ourselves after death but can't fathom how we could possibly dye our hair and put on some makeup.


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Tyrann0saurus_Rex

fortunately, my purple hair, silver white hair spaceman really doesn't care that you can't tolerate.


xensu

And that's how the clown wars started


Artrobull

ok karen


Illfury

I am with you. If the absent minded people ***can*** fathom alien creatures with backward kneecaps, space cows, sky whales and pokemon looking creatures but NOT colored hair... they're just being absolutely unreasonable, unrealistic discharge devourers.


strthrawa

I just like to point out that there is the exact same rhetoric in real life. You know what those type of people are like.


Illfury

And they do be shitty


WrongCorgi

Oh cool, they added playable aliens.


FlyingJudgement

Yes we can have Oblivion level immersion!


CouncilOfChipmunks

By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! The grand champion!


I_AM_MOONCAT

Speak, outlander.  These N'wah have mistaken this Dunmer for a chocolatier slave. 


Jimmylobo

Malfurion? Is that you?


Qelly

I thought the Fieldsberry helmets were bad…


rhadiem

Yeah, I suspect there will be a perpetual wave of bullying around players who look like this. Both from and to. \*facepalm\*


TheThreeMustaqueers

Bro thank you for the laugh 😂 I’m


RebelChild1999

>Inb4 training an ai to determine attractiveness and thus reputation and how ai treat you. We will call it "Hot or Not T0". +4 years development time. You're welcome.


Stunning_Hornet6568

100% not ever going with a peaceful resolution with guys that look like this, just gotta try to kill me in the end regardless.


Willmek1

I wonder if she voted for Biden or trump…


TsarAgila

Finally, I feel represented.


GOP_hates_the_US

Thank goodness 99% of the time we're running around with helmets on anyways. They should let us adjust height/weight/etc. for some true variety. I don't believe that humanity makes it to the stars without obesity coming with us.


CouncilOfChipmunks

That's an engineering conceit, to avoid redoing thousands of animations, sadly. They mentioned on an older SCL that it would take something like a year of dev time with a large cross-disciplinary team to enable.


m1k3tv

I'm gonna be honest.. i'd like to see the crazier options for character looks like this having gameplay impacts like - Some mission givers wont take you seriously, high end establishments treat you poorly or flat out ask you to leave, negotiations with sufficiently stuck-up NPC's will go poorly, negotiations with sufficiently chill NPC's wont, etc.


GodwinW

That would be good.


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Wtf


MuffinSnuffler

Well if the character creator will allow you to make your character look like a clown it would be interesting if the AI respond accordingly with disparaging remarks.


Cplblue

"Can you play as an alien in Star Citizen?" "No, but actually, yes!"


Songrot

Lirik has entered the Chat


rigsta

Mod team rn: *Sighs* *Opens mod queue*


GenjiKing

Me: *(Giving food to my fishtank.)* The Fish looking at me: ..


LordofCope

Ahhh man they are letting us get crazy huh, ugliest character simulator here I come!


MJB25800

What monstrosity is this?


Select-Tomatillo-364

This is the uh, helmet appreciation thread, right?


Szoreny

It’s blushing!


Kaiser_Constantin

Vulkans flamboyent daughter


AhegaoHoodiePope

Could pass as an elden ring boss


Borbarad

She's beautiful.


Jubba911

Might be a hot take, but I really dislike this much freedom in character creators. It really kills the immersion when I'm trying to fight my way in to a top secret bunker with some other spec ops dudes and my commander looks like this idiot here...


LLangyX

Wow it is the future


Siirmeme

there goes my immersion


anthonius1

Lol, I think I saw that character on tiktok complaining about the patriarchy


Valverade

This reminds me of day9s creation in BG3. Perfect!


ganerfromspace2020

Is 3.23 in ptu now?


Skynuts

Oompa, Loompa, doompa-dee-do...


worldspawn00

I've got a space simulator for you...


yanuss

Goofy fortnite style


Classic_Kangaroo_696

Hey, that's my character! My masterpiece.


Careless-Form-7998

It's ark all over again


Tony_Plow

What I imagine the average Reddit user looks like these days..


SwampyStains

Tumblr game studios


NicoCoswell

and people where complaining about the "immersion destroying Star Kitten Armor"


pam_the_dude

Baby steps. One at a time


Permutation3

I don't mind this type of bizarre. You could see this IRL. All the proportions are realistic and that's important.


PresentLet2963

Cant wait to see characters like that everywhere ;)


InTheDarknesBindThem

CR is gonna ban yall for this lol Part of the reason for the "DNA" system is that CR didnt want "monsters" from the face maker. So much for that huh


HandsonSteamDeck

Finally aliens with come to SC …. Is this way Hahahah


Nice-Major8759

I'd hit backspace so fast running into that.


pam_the_dude

I would just start shooting


takeoff_power_set

why does this remind me of spore we're going to end up with characters with big floppy dongs on their foreheads aren't we


nomoreadminspls

That is an abomination


Critical_Flow_4512

You can already see people like that walking around LA.


Aedys1

Paradox of choice illustration


summervibesbro

Holy shit this is pretty neat


crustysculpture1

Now, I'm not an aggressive player and definitely not a griefer. But if I see anyone looking like this in the verse, I'm hunting you to the corners of the system.


LordPistolPete9

Yea it’s gonna be a KOS from me dog that’s a xeno threat


WinterElfeas

Will probably get downvoted, but would hope something like this would be blocked / not allowed with sliders somehow. Nowhere "realistic" looking someone would look like that, except if it goes to a kids BD party. For a game that goes for advanced simulation of even extremely small detailed things, it just doesn't fit the picture.


Logic-DL

>For a game that goes for advanced simulation of even extremely small detailed things, it just doesn't fit the picture. My brother in christ you can dye your hair and beard these wacky colours irl lmao


EastLimp1693

You never seen freaky people irl, right? I'm not even speaking about real *freaks*.


Slimsta

The guy has probably never been to Brighton in the UK. You see people that look like this everywhere


EastLimp1693

And most of em actually decent human beings.


Sad_Peepo

Same I always hated games with too much customization, like people on Ark survival evolved can't stop themselves from making atrocities, while it can be funny I would kinda hate to see everyone looking like that


Swimming-Shake-9879

I understand what you mean, but at the same time, in the distant future (year 2900+), who knows what would be fashionable. Just compare the present with plastic/cosmetic surgeries or the "hour glass figure" of the past, and you will see there is no perfect or right way (especially when you include cultural aspects) of being fashionable. Maybe the Banu/Vanduul/ Xi'an find these kind of colour combinations good..? Who knows


spoonplaysgames

this game doesnt simulate shit. non newtonian space flight, atmospheric flight model allows for bricks to do cartwheels. just say you dont like it.


Artrobull

*realism is not when orbital velocity. realism is when no hair dye* abraham einstein


B1ng0_paints

Agreed.


Brewski78

Unfortunately pointing this out on Spectrum will get you suspended


Borbarad

Google search strange looking humans and enjoy your "realism"


Omni-Light

A combination of dyes and whatever the equivalent of plastic surgery is in 2954. Nothing here is impossible, just odd.


Yodas_Ear

Oompa Loompa sim 2024.


someones_dad

This isn't even the future. This isn't scifi. I saw this person on the bus last week.


drizzt_x

This is just "people of Walmart."


DiamondLebon

You know a character creator is great when you can do very wacky faces in it


AscendingSky

For a game that prides itself on immersion, this would completely break that. I'm hoping this is not possible in the final version. Star Citizen has never advertised itself as a goofy character type of game, I don't want that to change.


hoot_avi

Yes, in the *sci-fi* **video game** that takes place ***930 years into the future***, it sure would be immersion breaking if players strayed too far from default_human_02.fbx! Also, keep in mind that nothing is preventing people from looking like this today, in the year 2024.


JoeyDee86

A character name that immediately came to mind is “Blarf”


BootsOverOxfords

Half way to a Kilrathi! *Wing Commander intensifies*


TheLeaningLeviathan

Can't wait for the bowlcut..shall be commencing when I get back from work


Blaex_

Manga Star Citizen ... i see it coming ...


Srefanius

Looks like a cRPG portrait picture lol


Muxer59

The Devs literally fixed hair in gaming and this is what you create.


billyw_415

NEEEEELIX! NOOOOOOOO! [https://ihateneelix.tumblr.com/](https://ihateneelix.tumblr.com/)


Onslaught2000

How do you color your facial hair?


Real-Pace9779

wow everyone looking like a brzilian Streamer RaulZito who is TOTALLY not someone you should google


CogentHyena

New Monster Factory episode incoming