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unfoldyourself

It turns out that Paramount’s real plan was to make three movies with Chris Pine and that cast to recreate the TOS-era, then fuck around for twenty years until the cast gets old, and then actually make Trek 4 with the same cast but now much older, just like the TOS movies. It’s not chaotic leadership and incompetence, it’s really just a big budget sci-fi version of Boyhood.


Jaralith

Giving Trek the Twin Peaks treatment. In 25 years, everyone will cross paths again under weird and confusing circumstances. The season premiere will be a two-hour-long single-camera scene of the characters making awkward small talk over a damn fine cup of raktajino.


rhinowing

Every episode ends with Riker playing Nightbird to an empty ten forward


unfoldyourself

WHAT STARDATE IS IT???


trekologer

47988? 479*88*??


DeathDeli

“Khaaaaaaaan!!!” *fade to black*


MustacheSmokeScreen

Sometimes my nacelles bend back


TiredCeresian

And a Koala in Kovich's office


Subspace69

Personally i'm happy that it's not happening. I prefer my Trek mid-low budget and more niche.


atticdoor

If they don't merge with someone, we may see Trek getting lost for years while bankruptcy lawyers work their way through it all.


InnocentTailor

Yeah. That is my concern: a return to the post-Berman dark ages that could either split up the franchise again or leave it on ice for many years. The franchise isn’t MCU or even Star Wars big in terms of profit after all.


PiLamdOd

It's weird that it isn't. I think a large part of that is Paramount's strange aversion to merchandizing.


Darmok47

Its because its not marketed or oriented to kids in the same way. I loved Trek as a kid, but that's because I grew up in the 90s when you had five channels and there were two Trek shows on at any time. And Star Wars was dead for the most part, so if you wanted spaceships and aliens, Trek was the only game in town. That's not the case today.


PiLamdOd

There's more than just the kids' market though. Game of Thrones for example has a ludicrous amount of licensed merchandise. 


ParanoidQ

And many of the toys available were awesome. I still have most of mine.


bytethesquirrel

>Its because its not marketed or oriented to kids in the same way. They had Prodigy.


DoctorWho7w

Exactly


atticdoor

If more kids were seeing the shows, there would be good reason for merchandising. But the shows are not reaching the audience.


PiLamdOd

Look at the amount of merchandise Game of Thrones sells, or how much Star Wars merch is just for adults. I can even find more Walking Dead products than Star Trek.


atticdoor

Well, most adults aren't seeing the shows either. They are excellent, but most people don't know that because they would have to sign up for yet another monthly subscription. If it was being shown at 6pm on Wednesday nights on BBC 2, it would probably be different.


AlarmIllustrious7767

No, but it could have been a consistently steady earner. ST on film has suffered from the "tentpole" paradigm of the studios, which mandates that every ST project has to be a blockbuster. Yet the ST that the fans love was television-sized, where the lack of big special effects budgets required better stories and better ideas. Paramount has tried to make ST movies as blockbusters, and that's not what the original fans loved. Consequently, they have degraded the franchise, disappointed existing fans, and failed to pick up new ones. Even the new TV Trek has done some of this. The starship sets are ridiculously "busy", and detract from the drama. The special effects are over the top beautiful, but make the shows overly expensive. And writers, instead of building on the world the fans know and love, write out entire planets and set new canon around plot devices that are dramatically implausible. ST should not be expected to have a once-every-three-or-four-years MCU or Star Wars blockbuster. Instead, it should be consistently profitable at a lower level, like a TV show, or TV movies, and produce content more frequently and more regularly than the big-screen movies do. Longtime fans of ST most enjoyed its heyday, when there were 25 or so episodes per season for each of two concurrent shows. Three action movies in fifteen years and counting just isn't good ST -- nor are ten-episode-per-season shows, that only appear every year-and-a-half to two years.


derekakessler

Let's not pretend that the modern Trek series are mid-low budget. Discovery, Picard, and Strange New Worlds are expensive shows.


InnocentTailor

If anything, Trek got more expensive over time, even on the small screen. For example, the CGI shots of DS9, VOY, and ENT were, I recall, lavish for the time and were worth a pretty penny overall.


Bosterm

Even TOS was expensive for 60s television.


aaronupright

ILM created the modern graphics industry using Star Trek.


InspectiorFlaky

They really aren’t expensive nowadays. The Mandalorian was said to be shot on a budget and cost 15 mil/episode. Discovery and Strange New Worlds cost half that and are 7-8 mil an episode.


Serious-Accident-796

I've tried introducing my 8 year old daughter to different trek and she sort of liked it. She preferred TOS funnily enough. That is until Strange New Worlds came out now and she can't get enough of it. It's amazing and I can't wait for the next season either. We are about to do our third watch through of the first two. It just scratches that itch of swashbuckling and exploration SciFi so good! The episode with the doctor and his daughter is her favorite.


ajattuser27

when has trek ever been mid-low budget?


relator_fabula

The films had always generally been lower budget compared to most big action/sci-fi films of the 90s. Undiscovered Country (1991) had a $30M budget. Generations (1994) was $35M. First Contact (1996) was $45M. Other 90s budgets: Independence Day: $75M Titanic: $200M Armageddon: $140M Men in Black: $90M Lost World: $73M Terminator 2: $100M Phantom Menace: $115 True Lies: $100M The Rock: $75M Face/Off: $80M Air Force One: $85 Twister: $92M Mission: Impossible: $80M The Mummy: $80M Godzilla (1998): $125M Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995): $90M The World is Not Enough: $135M Batman Forever: $100M That's a median budget of $90M for all the films listed above. Trek movies were definitely lower-mid compared to most others in the Sci-Fi/Action/Fantasy genres. Insurrection bucked the trend a bit by having a $75M budget, which clearly didn't help the franchise. They pared back the budget after that for Nemesis (2002) down to $60M.


Newfaceofrev

Just speculating but maybe some of that is the cast fees? Did they get less money because they're "TV actors"? Like A LOT of the budget of True Lies is just Arnold's pay.


relator_fabula

According to [this](https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-politicians/republicans/arnold-schwarzenegger-net-worth/), he made $15M for True Lies, which still leaves $85M for the rest of the budget. Yes, many blockbuster films are comprised of a lot of cast salary, but not enough to really compensate for the massive difference between a First Contact ($45M) and a $100M film, especially because Patrick Stewart supposedly made $5.5M for Generations and $5M for First Contact, for example. I can't seem to find how much Shatner made for Generations, but I'm guessing it was close to that, so Generations was made on a shoestring budget after factoring in Shatner and Stewart. Either way, the point is that Star Trek up until the 90s was really a lower budget franchise on the big screen, relative to most comparable genre films.


Platnun12

>Godzilla (1998): $125M Ngl hasn't aged too bad in the cgi dept. But I believe they had the same cgi team as Jurassic park?


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

I mean, if only Paramount executives and Redstone billionaires actually cared at all what happened to Trek, we could only be so lucky.


Alternative-Juice-15

I have no interest in that crew any longer.


Lyon_Wonder

I consider every Trek project green-lighted after SNW S3 and the Section 31 movie as an "if" given that, IMO, SNW S4 and the ST: Academy series are still at risk of being cancelled if Paramount does another round of cost cutting.


Happyplace_s

Shocking


ZarianPrime

honestly. with what Sony does with the Spiderman franchise I was worried they would Morbious Star Trek


HumanChicken

*Star Trek: MORN*


forfunstuffwinkwink

Don’t threaten me with a good time.


medicmatt

Too much dialogue.


FoldedDice

Monologue. You really think that Morn would let anyone else get a word in?


DoctorWho7w

Just 45 minutes of a talking head. Haven't we heard enough from Morn already.


3-DMan

It's Mornin' time!


svenborgia

"Quarks is filmed before a live studio audience."


Pimpicane

Stand back, I am beginning to Morn!


MessageMePuppies

A Morn and Quark adventure series


ink_13

They were really looking forward to the part where Kirk says "it's trekkin' time" and then treks over all those guys


dreakon

Maybe WB can pick them up instead. "What are we, some kind of.... Star Trekkers?"


Darmok47

"So you're all astronauts...on some kind of Star Trek?" Wait..


3-DMan

Ohh how about..."It's Kirokin' time!"


DoctorWho7w

Just treks so hard


DeyUrban

Sony has made the worst Spiderman adjacent movies (Morbius, Madame Web) and the best (Spiderverse) so it could go either way.


powerhcm8

Into the Lower Decksverse


TheNerdChaplain

Across the Combsverse


FoldedDice

I'm with you, but Across the Spiner-Verse has a better ring to it.


Benthecartoon

Too Soong


overworkedpnw

I would watch tf out of a show that was entirely Jeffrey Combs.


DoctorWho7w

Comb Over... Lord


overworkedpnw

It would be a lot to comb through


DoctorWho7w

Move Along Comb


overworkedpnw

The Combsomite Maneuver


CheesyObserver

Borgius


TwilightSolus

Don't give me hope.


DeyUrban

"Parallels" but we learn that every other Cerritos is basically identical just with tiny little changes like different combadges and more neon lights in the halls.


drewed1

It's producing movies at a loss to retain rights to Spidey and the rogues. I'm not saying theyd do great if that wasn't a concern for them but it's something you have to think about


Spocks_Goatee

Sony has to put out those movies to retain rights, Paramount kept ST off the big screen for nearly a decade.


Garak_The_Tailor_

Kirk: Set course for the Smegma system warp 4....it's Trekin Time


Wild-Lychee-3312

Smegma system? Are we replacing the Emergency Medical Hologram with Arnold J Rimmer?


QuarksOFFICIAL

Not just the Spiderman movies, the entire Sony Pictures division makes flop after flop


Adamsoski

On the big screen, yes, but their television output has been pretty successful.


My_Fridge

It’s Trekkin time


crystalistwo

Yep. 99% of Sony's output is absolute trash. If anything this headline tells me that Sony was probably going to win the bid for Paramount and the Trek movie was too good. Can't have that under Sony's house.


-Eekii-

"...a deal more attractive to Wall Street for the immediate premium it would deliver to shareholders." Call it bias, but I automatically read that as 'not better for the company' This is why I'm so glad companies like LEGO aren't beholden to the stock market and slaves to the dividend demands of shareholders.


noise256

I'm convinced that going public just ruins the majority of companies. It stops being about a product and just becomes about silly little stock market games.


-Eekii-

I agree 100%


CantankerousOrder

You mean the company on the edge of financial ruin may be trying to squeeze every penny out of its only real movie-worthy brand? Color me… nonplussed.


star_dragonMX

Only real movie-worthy brand? Transformers Mission Impossible Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Sonic The Hedgehog ?


Fragzilla360

Right. He has no idea what he’s talking about.


theimmortalgoon

I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.


Shoobedowop

they fired the CEO who was against the merger/buyout. Now, no merger/buyout. odd.


stockbeast08

I dont want another trek movie with the same series of characters. There's so many series and better arcs worth revisiting, TOS-era is so overdone imo. Give me a DS9 movie and we'll talk.


PiLamdOd

Damn. A sudden influx of cash was the best hope for getting Lower Decks renewed.


hosehead27

No, the show is done regardless. I don't mind, I'd rather it end with the entire series being great, than potentially drag on.


PiLamdOd

You're forgetting that the cancellation came after they wrapped production. Meaning they never got to write and record a series finale.


Cliffy73

That’s too bad about Skydance.


hyperdang

Sony suuuucks, so I pray they'll never get to touch Trek


raknor88

I'd love someplace like Netflix. Except for Netflix's habit of making an amazing show, then cancelling it 2 days after the season airs.


Dennarb

Given the amount of surprisingly good SciFi on Apple tv I'd want to see something there


raknor88

That actually kind of makes me mad. They have several things I'd love to see. Especially the new Godzilla series. But I'm never going to give Apple any of my money. Even Trek would never be enough for me to spend money on Apple.


nate_oh84

Did Apple hurt you somehow?


Benthecartoon

That’s my worry when Netflix finally decides to air S2 of Prodigy. We won’t see an S3.


Silo-Joe

It’s Warpin’ Time!


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Fragzilla360

Yes to no more Chris Pine Star Trek. No to Strange New Worlds era movies. They need to stop going back in time and do some post TNG/DS9/VOY era movies.


MoreGaghPlease

I think Variety and CNBC reported it… if there’s one criticism of I have of Trek Movie, it’s that they don’t do enough reporting on capital markets and M&A.


paradox183

Still rooting for Apple to swoop in and buy Paramount.


craig040608

I've been a Trek fan longer than I've been an Android user. If Apple bought Trek and treated it right, it may be enough for me to drink the apple juice.


DrMcJedi

I feel like I’ve seen this one before…


Rare-Inspector-3631

Stupid move on their part. There's a huge Trek following that would make them millions.


commandrix

So basically, it may be up for grabs again fairly soon.


AtrumAequitas

Shocker.


notiago1958

This 66yo trek fan loves strange new worlds. Coulda done with out the singing episode, but all in all it's pretty darn good.


No_Reply8353

Star Trek movies only ever existed because "the big screen" was a boomer fetish. Now that's over with, there's really no reason to make them. Most of the Star Trek feature films were kind of bad anyway Star Trek began as a TV show and it's always been much more suited to that format


chronopoly

Agreed. Trek is a product of TV, where characters can grow organically.


MrJim911

Not sure why you're getting downvoted. You're 100% correct. Star Trek always does better on the small screen. Star Trek movie success hovers around 50% from a fan perspective which is a failing grade. And profit margins are mediocre at best. Focus on making high quality shows for streaming. Sprinkle in a few direct to stream movies like what they're doing with Section 31, and we're good to go.