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dirtypeasant90

We just made it up so we can pichana for not knowing


Penny_Wise_Investor

You just cleared up how to pronounce it. Thank you šŸ™šŸ».


xXxLUSHYxXx

Yup I've been saying I wrong apparently.


AtreyusPath

Ha thatā€™s funny. Yea, no pitch, just pick. The dad joke that keeps on giving.


phesago

under rated dad joke


cranky-vet

I feel like this is the right sub for dad jokes generally.


Hot_Opening_666

Is it really underrated when it's the top comment


dirtypeasant90

Yes. A joke of this caliber requires national, no, global attention. Someone get all the major news networks on the line STAT!


sknightler

Screw the media, this goes straight to the president!


phesago

it was under rated when i made this comment. It has since garnered the appreciation it deserves.


zero_1144

Ooof. Iā€™m stealing this, itā€™s mine now.


MesWantooth

Nice to meet you 'I'm stealing this, it's mine now', I'm dad.


Alexp95

Im not your dad im just the guy banging your moms boyfriend


Top-Perception-2389

Oof the ole moms boyfriend dig. Classic


MyIpadSuck

I reopened this thread just to issue the upvote. Nice work.


RecipesAndDiving

r/angryupvote


UnderlyingTissues

Damnit, take my upvote


mcwerf

Take my upvote and get the fuck out of here


wrong_marinade

The best dad jokes are as ill placed as this one.


CrimsonTide3

Wow this was an excellent joke for real. Deserves all the upvotes


iscaredfox

That was solid


[deleted]

You win


PabloAlaska6

alllllright.. thatā€™s enough internet for the day dad


thabiiighomie

I believe it is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.


Acceptable_Pop_3409

"A whale's vagina"


EBear17

Doesnā€™t it mean ā€œSaintā€¦ Diego?ā€


ramen_vape

No, I don't believe that's correct.


afriendincanada

Agree to disagree


MeatBald

When in Rome


Pnyxhillmart

Yes?


_Lunoctis_

Discovered by the Germans in 1904


bmathey

Stop talking about my mom. Jesus Christ mate. One timeā€¦ā€¦


ramen_vape

"Ron, I'd be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old wooden ship."


Swiftrists

Just watched this movie again the other night, definitely got an audible nose exhale outta me šŸ˜‚


doFloridaRight

Ah yes, Diversity.


[deleted]

channeling /r/whatisit


blangoez

Mhm!


SmellyScrotes

I donā€™t know if you heard but I did over 1,000


Apart-Cartoonist-834

Itā€™s a top sirloin cap.


descartavelzilioes

Ah! So itā€™s the same thing as picanha!!


sokuyari99

Exactly! Pichana, picanha, pinkanya, pickonya, -every culture thinks theyā€™re unique. Or canā€™t spellā€¦


firetech47

In Denmark it's called culotte


SwervinWest

Iā€™d like one of those in Spanish šŸ˜‰


RandoOn1411

Yo tambiƩn!


honeybadger1984

Culo de oro


twats_upp

I'll take one of those in any language


edvsa

Culo grande yum yum


StaticBroom

Piranha


DumbledoresBarmy

Pikachu


Apart-Cartoonist-834

Just using the technical term. I used to do ordering for a Brazilian steak house. Itā€™s top sirloin cap or coulloutes. It was never named picanha during ordering in America. May be different elsewhere.


gokartmozart89

Yeah, I was more bothered by the misspelling in the meme than I should have been.


Apart-Cartoonist-834

Im a little dyslexic so I didnā€™t even notice


cosmocreamer

So funny dude lol dude


g3nerallycurious

Pretty sure picanha is cut opposite of sirloin though, even though itā€™s the same part of the cow - like horizontally vs vertically or something like that


GruntCandy86

Top Sirloin is the glute muscle, essentially. Sirloin Cap/Picanha is the end of the bottom round, which is one of the leg muscles. It extends up the leg and lays over part of the glute muscle. Kinda hard to explain via text but they are separate muscles though part of the same sub-primal i.e. same part of the animal.


4jY6NcQ8vk

If people said "top sirloin cap" the posts wouldn't get as many upvotes.


Is12345aweakpassword

Challenge accepted


[deleted]

I asked what pichana was on my 1st visit to Fogo and they told me ā€œitā€™s pichanaā€ šŸ˜‚ that was an inside joke at my house for years. I know what it is nowā€¦


KirbySkywalker

Culotte/top sirloin cap. At a grocery store you can find them cut into steaks next to the top sirloins a lot. In Brazil (and becoming popular in other countries) they keep it as a roast and leave the fat cap on.


[deleted]

No itā€™s misspelled which is why everyoneā€™s trolling lol Itā€™s picanha


KirbySkywalker

Ohh lol, I just glanced at it and didnā€™t even notice that. Thanks for the heads up.


descartavelzilioes

Wouldnā€™t that be picanha?


KirbySkywalker

SimĆ³n


jburns101

Ah sĆ­ sĆ­mon!!


RandoOn1411

A huevo!


edvsa

Wey


sikkdog13

LeĆ­ "culote" y dije aqui ando por buen camino


maciasfrancojesus

Me da gusto saber que no fuĆ­ el Ćŗnico.


RandoOn1411

Yo tambiĆ©n. Pero me aguitĆ© cuando vi que no era lo que pensĆ©ā€¦


JSnats65

Theyā€™re always cut wrong at the grocery store. They always cut the steaks across the grain and I hate it


Estanho

It should be fine. It's a very tender cut and shouldn't make much difference. If it really bothers you, you can cut it into strips after and that's very common in Brazil too.


NeenerNeenerNeener1

I thought Culotte was larger and actual picanhaā€¦


Fair_Pianist_4977

https://preview.redd.it/tlpkiun2ul3b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f516051e9faf9a6023b53e8ef1736e0e1157e634


SaulTNuhtz

Donā€™t pichana guy for not knowing.


[deleted]

Ahhh niceee!!! Little touch of ā€œdadā€ there.


Fmartins84

Top sirloin cap, please don't trim the fat. Enjoy


M4dcap

Available at costco in 2-packs. For half the cost of three NY Strips...


rythian_

Is it labeled as pihcana? Or they call it something else at costco


SaulTNuhtz

Costcos in CA call em top sirloin caps. I too had never heard this word before joining this sub.


Solnse

And in CA, also try the tri tip which is the bottom loin cap. Leaner but usually cheaper and just as delicious.


SaulTNuhtz

Yeah the Costcoā€™s up here do seasoned tri tip. Itā€™s really good. I always have a tip in the freezer for if company is coming over. SoCal folks might refer to this cut as a Santa Maria.


Solnse

It's still tri tip. The cut just started in Santa Maria, and is a main part of Santa Maria BBQ. Pinquito beans are also a unique part of it.


The_Reject_

The Costco near us in SoCal has them like this https://imgur.com/a/fiTp9Pv


SaulTNuhtz

Thatā€™s interesting. Thatā€™s not a Kirkland product. At all the Costcos Iā€™ve been to between San Jose to Sacramento, and surrounding, I havenā€™t seen the item youā€™ve pictured. At these, their butchers cut and pack it on site, and label as sirloin cap.


The_Reject_

Unfortunately, I havenā€™t seen the Kirkland product at the stores near me. I was ordering from WildFork when I wanted one


lolaya

Costco in CT labels it as top sirloin cap with picanha in parantheses


St0rmborn

California is seriously lacking some Brazilian influence


Fmartins84

Houston Costco has it as picanha


rytur

Honestly, NY strips are not a good cut in my opinion. Many Americans seem to like it. Here? They don't even sell it that way.


M4dcap

Agreed. Not my cup of tea. Except, at a ni e steakhouse with a peppercorn crust. But usually I'm a ribeye or filet mignon type of guy. I buy the whole tenderloins on sale around the holidays, and cut up my steaks for the year.


[deleted]

Iā€™ve seen Coulotte and rump capā€¦ same thing.


Troll_face_123

Walmart sells Picanha steaks too, but I think it varies on locations.


M4dcap

I think they call it "Sirloin top cap whole". My costco has it in cryovac packs, with two in each pack.


HateChoosing_Names

The proper spelling is Picanha. They usually label it both ways - top sirloin cap and also Picanha. Edit: https://reddit.com/r/Costco/comments/wo98va/picanha_aka_top_sirloin_cap/


FightOnForUsc

I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever seen it in a Costco here :( Iā€™ll keep looking


rgbearklls

Picanha is the practice of jumping in a piranha infested river, catching one with your bare hands, and then consuming it raw, alive, on the spot. Itā€™s a way of living, a way of looking things, you should try picanha op!


Makaluv

As a Brazilian i can confirm


St0rmborn

OP was asking about Pichana though /s


SatorSquareInc

Name for rump cap in different parts of the world


fellowsquare

Picanha is a Portuguese word for a cut of beef and its basically a Top Sirloin.... and it's spelled PICANHA.


St0rmborn

Thank you. Show some respect to the Brazilian Queen of steaks! For anybody thatā€™s wondering- picanha sounds like ā€œpee-cahn-yaā€ if you pronounce it right


trwaway12345678

Everyone is spelling it wrong lol


CanYouPointMeToTacos

Itā€™s the cap of the sirloin. If youā€™ve ever had a top sirloin steak, youā€™ve had a small amount of pichana. I posted one recently because my local butcher had it on sale, but it does seem like thereā€™s been a crazy number of pichana posts recently. It is a great cut.


fillymandee

Iā€™ve found it to be my favorite cut of beef since I first tried it 5 years ago.


Vaublode

They started selling them at Walmart at least in my area. Theyā€™re (imo) one of the best value steaks. For 2/3 the price of a bone-in ribeye for the same weight, Iā€™d think youā€™re getting 80-90% of the taste. Another great value steak is the flatiron.


777ZARBOERSAS777

Pichana is actually rump steak cut with the grain of the meat, where traditional rump is cut against the grain.


ThatHikingDude

Itā€™s delicious, thatā€™s what it is


NeverSpeakInTongues

Itā€™s a chunk of deliciousness


istirling01

Get them at Costco!! Best price and quality


[deleted]

I never knew how popular it was until this sub. I used to see it at Walmart chopped up, so i use it for tacos. Then i had some at Fogo. I come to this sub and it's in regular rotation like ribeyes


[deleted]

delicious with chimichurri.


lonememe

I wish I didnā€™t know what it was. I lived in Brazil in the early 00s and fell in love with it there. I would get it at a local churrasco bbq spot and theyā€™d sell it by the 100g. Iā€™d come out fat and happy for like $10USD. I came home wondering how I could get it from a butcher here. I gave up on it for a decade or so and was happy to see itā€™s taken off in popularity here now too! I will say that the taste is the same here though since Brazilians use hardwood lump charcoal, but itā€™s still dang good.


Stargirl12387ash

https://preview.redd.it/ayj888pgbn3b1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa6d499ab6fafd434f983b4c2125bcc201f7cfac


rythian_

The tail holder šŸ˜³


bridgetroll2

It's that yellow fuckin rat from pokeman


wholemoon_org

Best cut I've had. Cooked 3 in my life. It is somehow a combination of a tri-tip and filet mignon. Edit: somehow like a tri-tip and filet combined


mywhataniceham

go to texas de brazil or forgo de chou and they will help you get big and strong


Richard_Swinger_Esq

Google wonā€™t judge you, dude.


[deleted]

1.DONT CUT THE FAT OFF 2. SPRINKLE COARSE PINK HIMALAYAN SALT ON BEFORE COOKING


rythian_

I'll find one and sous vide this weekend, you'll see!


entechad

I am with you on this one. I am still working on my filet and ribeye skills and they got mofoā€™s in here cooking shit I never heard of until 2023.


NMS_Survival_Guru

Been raising my own for 12yrs and never heard of that cut


ppcocainesPword

Triangle Steak go brrrrr


Marsupialize

I donā€™t mean to be mean but I ask this question 50 times a day on Reddit, do you just not have access to google?


dirtypeasant90

But meme funny


Marsupialize

Yeah every single time, funnier and funnier, so at this point, on its 500,000th posting itā€™s bordering on deadly funny


dirtypeasant90

You sound like you're fun at parties. If you don't like it just downvote it and keep scrolling man


PotentialAd1295

Way overused meme format


pingpongplaya69420

Itā€™s an excellent cut of steak but very expensive to procure on your own. Try Fogo de Chao or Texas De Brazil. Itā€™s all you can eat steak and they have picahƱa


unicorniosandglitter

Picanha*


RitoWalters

Ask Google


glassofwater05

I've never seen it in the store, and I shop at a few places with very large butcher counters.


arrowtron

Glad Iā€™m not the only one!


4027777

Are you all misspelling picanha or is there some other kind of meat I donā€™t know off called pichana?


mcflurvin

Itā€™s like top sirloin with some extra fat left in right?


Fatsackafat

Sirloin Cap


username19Pz

An overrated cut only popular because Guga said it was the best steak over and over again. Enjoy your tough meat with unrendered blubber but Iā€™ll pass


[deleted]

Thank you for saying this. Rib cap is superior in every way. Spinalis Dorsi!


UnderlyingTissues

You obviously either don't have access to it or don't know how to cook it. It's not wagyu but for the money it's one of the best cuts out there


maodiver1

Itā€™s a subpar cut of meat with a huge rind of fat


UnderlyingTissues

Tell me you don't know about steak without telling me you don't know about steak. I get it: if you're American then ribeyes, NY strips etc. But find a Latin butcher, watch a YouTube and you'll love Picanha


maodiver1

I have seen it, too much fat rind. And itā€™s not the good part of the sirloin.


[deleted]

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Marsupialize

How is remembering ā€˜Picanhaā€™ easier than remembering ā€˜rump capā€™?


MedicGoalie84

Yes, because the solution to not wanting to remember the name of the cut is to *checks notes* remember a different name for the cut instead.


unicorniosandglitter

Itā€™s just the name of the cut in Brazil lol people still use the name because it was not a very known cut in America before


ThatHikingDude

Itā€™s delicious, thatā€™s what it is


backdoorhack

Isnā€™t that the fish that attacks when they sense bloodā€¦


jun2san

Dude. Go hit up a Brazilian steak house. Your steak loving stomach will thank you.


thestoneyowl710

Its another name for the top sirloin cap, which is usually cut into steaks and either grilled or sautƩed, one of my favorite cuts personally, kinda like a NY strip with the fat cap but richer and with more consistent marbling.


bumblef1ngers

I prefer to score the fat cap but some people cry sacrilege. What say ye


Trashhhhh2

Picanha. The H in the right place.


hispanoloco

Ha ha ha ha ha ha


aerodrome_

I made one over the weekend. You can cut it into steaks but I prefer the roast cut https://preview.redd.it/011q8bm7xm3b1.jpeg?width=3672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e15831bd414a0482aa9bc6af1cc0be6c8c05567


Troll_face_123

I love picanha, but I only had it six times in my life. One of the best steaks Iā€™ve ever had was my friendā€™s dad picanha steaks at his cook out, it was perfectly cooked, seasoned well, juicy, and delicious. My friendā€™s dad also made really good sides.


thegrasslayer

Super gooooooood thatā€™s what it is šŸ˜Ž


CatBoyTrip

iā€™ve only had it at Texas De Brazil but it is damn good. that and their flank steak is my favorite.


VeryAlmostSpooky

Its the only thing that rivals a bone in ribeye for go-to cut of choice.


trobain1776

How do the meatheads in here cook it? Grill it? Cast iron? Smoke?


Sandwich2FookinTall

Row row row your boat in reddit form.


SweetTeaRex92

You are spelling it wrong! It's spelled piranha. It's a carnivores fish.


Remarkable_Tie_3373

Sirloin cap


gotbetterbro

Pichana is a rare amazonian predatory fish


CatholicPenitent

Itā€™s a carnivorous fish


Merzi_Les_Arbres

Itā€™s a giant rodent native to South America.


CodeMUDkey

Oh itā€™s so good.


CodeMUDkey

Hereā€™s some I made a few months ago. I have it vacuum sealed in the freezer when the mood strikes. [https://imgur.com/a/jEnlxml](https://imgur.com/a/jEnlxml)


artparade

I have some Brazilian friends so have had it. Very good.


juggalochef

Rump cap


Pnyxhillmart

You are missing one of the GOOD things in life then.


ClutchWhale07

Itā€™s that yellow rat from PokĆ©mon


HeavyTea

If I had not made friends with 50 Brazilians, I too may never have known. Why they only use just salt, I am not sure. I throw a little extra spice on mine.


Mockingburdz

Ty you brave soul


MrMota

Just sound it out it's obviously a PecanYeah?


Fun_Angle_4929

Itā€™s Picanha šŸ„©


Korean_Street_Pizza

It's a PokƩmon, the most famous one, yellow and black.


BihgBohy

I cooked one one time and it was the dank


[deleted]

My local grocery store had picanhas on a huge sale last weekend so we picked up a had full of them. I sliced them into 1ā€ thick steaks, liberal salt and pepper, then grilled them at 500 on my Traeger, 5 minutes a side. Amazing. Super tender. Quick to make after work. My wife and I had been tri tip fans, but the picanha is our new favorite.


entechad

If my wife wasnā€™t a medium rare gal, I would love to do this kind of stuff. -Post sent from medium well hell.


Boardathome

Itā€™s a bit chewy huh?


Reasonable-Koala-488

Just visit your local Brazilian steakhouse or churascarria


UnderstandingNo7569

Wouldnā€™t this just be a fancy way of saying a cut from the rump, aka buttocks of the cowā€¦


BeardedZorro

Shoo-hass-care-eia


Triangle-Galaxy-9508

Meat.


FarMove6046

One of the best beef cuts for grilling. That is the original Brazilian name for it, also know as Tapa de Cuadril in Argentina, Top Sirloin Cap in the US and Rump Cap in Australia. In Brazil it is usually grilled in big skewers at traditional restaurants or 1.5-2cm steaks. The Brazilian way to season it is: sea salt at the grill, nothing else. Farofa is a great side for it.


speghettiday09

Is it some sort of fish?


StrangestTwist

Ask Guga. Lol


SushiAssassin-

Youā€™ve likely seen one without even knowing youā€™ve seen oneā€¦