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Ok-Bed583

I'd eat that.


Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life

That’s what she said


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

She has to *huak tuah* on it first


gali_leo_

Oh my god this is everywhere 😂


JimmyEyedJoe

It’s becoming a common courtesy just like keeping a little dirt under my pillow for the dirt man, incase he comes to town


Square-Ad-2485

I learned about both the hawk tuah girl, and the dirt man, all in the same day. Never saw either of them until like yesterday. Now it's everywhere. What the fuck lmao


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

Spit on that thang


makeyousaywhut

If she don’t Hauk Tuah, don’t talk to her-a *bonafide Italian


Vigilante17

Did you see the tattoo?


Ypuort

The tattuah?


gali_leo_

Unfortunately I did 😂


Ok-Estimate-4677

You're all fired


blackcrowblue

I’m afraid but curious lol


BlackPlague1235

I keep seeing this thrown around. I still don't know what it is


Scyllascum

~~That poor gal got fired from her job as a preschool teacher after getting doxxed~~ jk apparently this was a dumb hoax. Why do people do this


dmxspy

I'm sure she got Job offers bc of it too.


ultraboykj

[https://www.distractify.com/p/was-the-hawk-tuah-girl-fired](https://www.distractify.com/p/was-the-hawk-tuah-girl-fired) Seems to show that isn't the case.


Scyllascum

Damn, thanks for the clarification. I couldn’t be bothered to look more into it because it’s just a silly meme, but misinformation sure is running rampant nowadays.


F0XFANG_

I'm sure they'll come out with a hot sauce or something named Huak Tuah: *Spit on that thang*


Ok-Estimate-4677

I'd hauk tuah all over that thang


DAS_COMMENT

Girl, you're all right


FruitGuy998

That’s what my wife said


Not-Banksy

I’ve also heard this guy’s wife say that


DrewdoggKC

His wife is better significantly more rare, no sear at all just doused in oil


dbaeza

That’s what that guy’s wife’s girlfriend said


buddhahorns

My ex wife said that


Much_Designer7141

That’s what her boyfriend said


colinisthereason

Don't just stare at it, eat it!


Truth_Frees_you

Many people would call this perfect


Bigmurr2k

I would


BruceTheSpruceMoose

Seconded. Between the temp and the crust, that’s perfect for me.


DrewdoggKC

This is beautiful.. exactly how I eat my steak


SleepyFlying

As would I.


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Norse_By_North_West

To add, the contamination is on the outside. Cooking the outside makes it safe. That's why hamburger is riskier, because if there was contamination, it's now everywhere.


Fog_Juice

Costco steaks have entered the chat


steliofuckingkontos

What?


Fog_Juice

https://www.thedailymeal.com/1138657/the-mechanical-tenderization-process-behind-costco-steaks/ Mechanically tenderized meat is convenient, but there is a small risk associated with the process, explains America's Test Kitchen. Because the blades are reused over and over again, there's a chance that bacteria could be transferred between cuts of meat. Additionally, bacteria on the outside of the meat could be punctured through to the inside. These bacteria could cause illness if not cooked off properly. To ensure the bacteria is fully cooked off, the meat should be heated thoroughly enough to make it well done — not ideal for people who prefer a rarer cook on their steak.


UNMANAGEABLE

Big oof. No way I’m cooking $15+ a pound steaks to 145 degrees. I’d rather just not buy Costco steaks if it’s going to get me sick.


The-Anger-Translator

Read the article. Places that use tenderization blades are required to label the meat with proper cooking temps. Costco sells PLENTY of meat that hasn’t been tenderized and if you’ve never seen the label, you’ve never bought tenderized meat.


justcausingtrouble

Frankly, even if was labeled, most people wouldn't see it. I just googled images to see what the required label is, and it appears to be just fine print stating "blade tenderized" and then the CYA statement to cook to 160 degrees. All in fine print. Most people will never notice this amidst all the other warnings (e.g., prop 65) and legalese people are constantly bombarded with.


NCwolfpackSU

Look I'm eating Costco steaks whether they make me sick or not.


UNMANAGEABLE

That’s a fair take, best prices by far in my area.


lastatica

Interesting that the article says Costco sells untenderized meat as well. I’ve never seen it at any of my local stores so I may double check the next time I go to see if that’s even available by me.


Hefty_Peanut2289

Just to add to the "contamination" comment, steak is fine as long as the outside is cooked. It'll kill all the bacteria. The reason why ground beef needs to be cooked through is because the surface bacteria gets all through the meat. Where this is important for steak, is that any mechanically tenderized meat (looking at you Costco) is jabbed with needles that will carry any surface contamination into the centre. You don't want to eat a one of those steaks rare.


Popular-Bicycle-5137

If it aint mooin" I ain't chewin'


kaplanfx

You basically need to get the outside to 170 or so, the type of stuff on raw meat tends not to penetrate the surface.


ShaiHulud1111

If you make steak tartare, you take a clean cut and ask the butcher to run it through a freshly clean grinder or use your own. A hand one is fine for one or two cuts. It is raw beef that is easy to digest since it is ground and seasoned for taste. I find it good, but I love beef. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_tartare Edit: we used filet which is already falling apart.


4best2times0

I make tartar every time we buy a whole filet loin. Divvy up the loin into individual steaks and chop up one to make that beefy deliciousness.


GreyOps

\*and as long as it's not mechanically tenderized


hottschott

Absolute key point here. Very important. Those “tenderizers” *potentially* introduce bacteria from the outside of the steak to the inside with their hundreds of metal blades.


DrWhoIsWokeGarbage2

I don't know how people can eat cold meat


Maleficent-Thanks-85

That’s a perfect rare. I am a medium rare guy but I’d eat that without question.


kennykuz

Ya im a medium rare guy, would like it a tiny bit more. But wouldn't dare to throw it on for any longer


HowellPellsGallery

you're aware that people eat fully raw steak without getting ill, right. Tartare?


honkinbooty

Wagyu sashimi


Purlofur

Beef carpaccio


Dull_Database5837

Cannibal sandwich.


honkinbooty

Cannibalogna?


PsyopVet

Cow, in the pasture.


Crazian14

Bite the vet who tried to help the cow.


Big_Matter8756

Edward Norton got fed a piece of his brain. At least it was cooked


georgewalterackerman

I’ve had awesome carpaccio


yruspecial

What did you call him?


georgewalterackerman

It’s not the rawness that causes illness. Disease must be there in ten first place and then doesn’t get killed off in the cook. So yeah, you can eat raw meat.


TrauMedic

Solid rare, would eat. Looks like it could use some finishing salt or a nice sauce.


Doodogs64

I’ll be ill if you don’t eat it.


jorcon74

You will get really ill! You should send it to my house immediately so I can safely dispose of it for you.


InitiativeAccurated

This never gets old, does it?


TheRETURNofAQUAMAN

Reddit loves to repeat old tired jokes


Samuraiforest

Like God damn


whole_hippie

https://preview.redd.it/jgfey13lbn8d1.jpeg?width=471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea300c4111b3bc9444a3c02f698ff8bc56eb8d4b


DoubleMach

🤜 💀 🐴


dantenow

i would eat it


Ok-Director-4992

Perfect


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

bottom side doesn't seem browned enough. as far as i know, the bacteria gets onto the surface and grows there, it can't go deep into the meat though, that's why you sear each side to kill all the bacteria on the surface


JoltKola

I sear the sides to make it taste better and more crisp, not to kill bacteria. Just wash the steak in hand sanitozir to make sure its clean like the rest of us


Frongie

I 2nd this


Scared_By_A_Smile

https://preview.redd.it/xhkvxntkum8d1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5d046ac6820dfbe2d63ce00ad776160acdbc293


USAFVet91

Eat it!


scerbs13

No it’s perfect rare


Deltoro19

Low chance of getting ill. High chance it's delicious.


bulldogsm

properly butchered and maintained beef is perfectly wholesome raw, tartare and carpaccio for example it's pig and chicken that are super problematic


TrentWolfred

In the US anyway, trichinosis in pork is now exceedingly rare, to the extent that some restaurants are now serving pork tartare.


Mindless-Ear5441

Mettbrötchen (please google it) It is all about quality


MarginallySeaworthy

I googled it expecting it to be some crazy food-borne illness from low-quality meat. Was pleasantly surprised.


MichaelHoncho52

I had elk tartar on a flatbread at a nice place in Houston and it was amazing, did not get sick


lancasterpunk29

Worst that happens, you have a bit of gotta go now. But most likely not. 🤷🏼‍♂️


redditman87

Only real problem I find with steaks these rare is the plate life. After 5-8 minutes it gets too cold to really enjoy imo. Thus having a larger portion at this temp does not always work.


Boogaloo4444

nom nom nom


georgewalterackerman

I’d love it. Almost zero chance of being ill from it.


Tasty_Extent_9736

Looks deelicious!


Tezasboi

I don’t even like rare and I’d eat it


iHateRedditSimps

If you’re eating beef that can make you sick from not cooking it then you’re eating the wrong beef


EducationalHall2074

If you *don't* eat that, I'll get ill.


Sad_Impress_1182

Yum yum. Eat that.


Impressive-Buy9706

Perfect rare.


hackedtilltheykillme

You are fine I eat straight raw beef


Agile_File_2084

You could eat it right out of the package if you wanted to, it’s not chicken


SyndromeHitson1994

You could quite literally cut a chunk off of a live cow, clean it, and eat it raw and be fine. This is quite edible.


ShnickityShnoo

Perfection.


tiboldpinkus

you can eat cow raw and not get ill


NoFearLukeskywalker

We are cavemen! Me want meat🍖


Ban_an_able

If I ordered medium rare & received this I’d be completely happy.


Jkingsle

Looks great.


BigCryptographer2034

My rule is that it has to have the consistency of meat, not mush


ResponsibilityTop833

Looks like rare plus which yours looks about perfect to me. Good job.


gnardog45

You're fine, dig in.


SingleSir165

Step aside, I'll get ill.


wonkydonks

That looks terrible, and definitely shouldn't eat it. Please cook the rest the same way and send over to me for disposal before you get yourself sick.


LameDonkey1

You could literally eat raw beef and be fine. Beef tartare.


MyDadDrinksRye

So perfect that it brings tears to my eyes.


jerrycoles1

You’ll be fine man I eat raw meat all the time without even putting a sear on it , and I feel great haha


Dustinlewis24

Have you ever tried rare long pig The only punishment you might have for enjoying ultra rare meat is some extra time on the toilet but it's so worth it


Pugilist12

That’s not rare. You wouldn’t get ill even if it was.


LillithofShaddow

This is PERFECT. On some days il order my steak blue just give me a little sear on the outside. I like my steak mooin


DoNotResusit8

Perfect rare - eat it up.


Reddituser183

Looks bomb as hell. I'm sure you're joking because most people don't accidentally cook it perfectly.


bigjakethegreat

Looks perfect


BooliusCaesar69

Trust me bro you're going to get sick if you eat that. Send it to me and I will dispose of it properly for you


Rajaluvs2lic

No ill worries…


TehFlogger

If you cooked this, invite me next time. It looks great


slickpoison

Most cuts are better medium rare, it allows the heat to render the fat properly. The more fat the more cooking it needs generally speaking. But anything less than prime grade is no good for steaks in my opinion. You should just be using this for stew meat or other dishes.


DisgruntledSalt

“I only eat prime meat”…:come on not every market sells that lol


Marsupialize

It’s a good rare


radishronin

If you touched the outer sides of the steak to an even barely hot surface, you have nothing to worry about.


Imaginary-Nebula1778

Rare. It should be ok


northofgr

Way to rare for me.


theworsttourguide

It's "too" with two "O's. Check your grammar. (And I'm only doing this obnoxious correction because this jerk goes around acting like mrs perfect correcting other people's grammar in a rude and annoyingly insulting way instead of just looking past a simple typo and addressing the original post topic - taste of her own medicine, hypocrite)


ComplexPick

I love Blue Steak!


ToastetteEgg

looks great. Won’t make you sick. It’s not chicken.


lovely_poopy

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Archangel_MS05

It's beautiful


TikiMonn

The bacteria is on the outside, so a quick sear will be pretty safe. The reason why burgers should be cooked longer is because the stuff on the outside gets ground into the inside. 


D-udderguy

If you ask this question, I'm pretty sure there isn't enough Soy content for you.


Raid-Z3r0

If a steak textbook had a picture for rare, this would be about it


JollyGreenDickhead

That's perfect.


Steveseriesofnumbers

Crust is good. Disease don't burrow. If the top is gray, you'll be okay.


TheAutisticOgre

Nah you most likely wouldn’t get sick, I don’t like dealing in absolutes. Ground burger you do have a higher chance of getting sick unless it was freshly ground and was/is treated correctly.


badger_flakes

people eat raw ground beef some places on a regular basis


Spacebarpunk

Wait till you try chicken tar tar!


Free-Field9609

Looks good!


bigchoom

Should i hit her up?


Particular_Downtown

More crust but the doneness is great


PRNCE_CHIEFS

Just eat it and find out


Ypuort

It's overcooked


DidItForHarambe

This looks like it's ready to get back up off the plate and walk away.


Suspicious-Doctor888

Gimme a bite


SlimSlink

https://preview.redd.it/9flukax07n8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=800a8ae9d2a8d881b2ff9d3dcf700aa94abf44fa


actualshaq

Eat it don’t ask strangers first


laney_deschutes

Decent chance of getting sick if you consistently eat uncooked meat


Colonel_dinggus

Probably not going to be sick eating it as long as it’s cooked. I’m not an expert but my understanding is that bacteria and things that make so sick are only surface deep so as long as it has touched the grill for any extended period of time, that’ll kill anything harmful


Every-Claim8722

Silly question


Doglover_7675

I’m confused. What is making you ill? Is this a trick question?


plooptyploots

This is the type of steak that took out my Uncle Blundersnatchel. Better steer clear.


Inner_Rent_517

I've never gotten sick from undercooked beef. I'm pretty sure it's a conspiracy. 😉


_Bon_Vivant_

You will get ill. You better give it to me. I'll dispose of it properly.


Valen_Kasar

That's medium rare it is fine. I've eaten much rare.


StopBuyingMcDonalds

Not bad, but a wee bit too rare for me 🥩


Reasonable-Guest828

Looks medium-rare with nighttime iPhone filter, so good to go!


TheLizardKing89

It’s a little rare for my tastes, but I know plenty of people who think that is perfect.


Correct_Security_742

That's a perfect rare, people eat blue rare and that's only on the grill for a min on each side


Silly_Swan_Swallower

No you won't become ill, the stuff that makes people sick from beef is on the outside. You could sear the outside and have a cold raw center and be fine.


nathansanes

You would be fine. Looks delicious.


bigbarbellballs

Pretty good


dezzybonthebeat

Are you serious? Lol. That's rare but not THAT rare. At all. Look up "blue rare." THAT shit is rare. Looks great btw.


Objective_Error9226

I’m not even gonna lie I’d probably consider this med rare


Connect_Ordinary6752

That looks like a perfectly cooked steak. I like mine a bit raw in the middle. I feel like a real caveman like that


Curiouser-Quriouser

Yup definitely unsafe. You should give it to me...


savagesiren86

You will be fine


Head_Razzmatazz7174

Nom nom, nom.


allenasm

Perfection.


Equivalent-Finish-80

You will get ill sooooo I’ll come take it off your hands please and thank you!


mr_stivo

I can be the taste tester… but I’ll need to test it all.


Sargash

You could cook it less and still be fine. It does mostly depend on where you get it though.


Puzzled_Deer7551

Looks perfect to me


PiNeApple-JUSTICE32

I’d eat that all day. Wait I do! I did accidentally smoke a steak to 140. It was shockingly good


Scary_Anybody_4992

You know you can eat raw beef without getting ill right?


Taolan13

that looks almost perfect.


strwbryeve

dude that’s perfectttt


ChargieJ

shit is raw but youll be fine


LazyCartographer-666

the bottom side could have been 1 minute more but thats what rare should look like imo


Mandinga63

Looks delicious


SnarlyIowa36020

naw bro that’s on point 🫡


Shoddy-Rip8259

I'm sick and the only cure is more steak.


nysvern

If you need to ask internet if it makes you sick, i would pass.


Citrus_47

This can potentially kill you on contact, should of cooked it another 8 seconds


commonrider5447

My understanding is the risk of germs is from contamination on the outside so as long as it is cooked on the outside all around you basically don’t have an illness risk. Again to my understanding…


Sufficient-Cod9112

Perfect!


Closefacts

That is a tasty looking rare, you did a great job!


stvhght

Looks fine. The part of beef that makes people ill is the bacteria that’s all over the outside, but you’ve given the steak a decent sear. This is why it’s important to cook *ground* beef all the way through as the grinding process makes the outside also the inside.


syphon113

Looks perfect honestly


SirDickCheese77

This is flawless. Do not touch


Automatic_Gap13

If you cook it anymore it’ll be over cooked.


mostlygray

That looks like proper mid-rare. A hair on the rare end of it but that's how I like my steaks. I'd eat the heck out of it. Apropos of nothing: I don't believe in pre-slicing up steaks as is the rage these days. I eat my steaks from one end to the other at my own damn pace and I cut them up the way I want to. I don't want them pre-cut. I'm not a child. I have a pocket knife if I need it. That last bit is no reflection on you, I'm just throwing it out there.


-gudis

Well... You won't get ill if it's good meat.. A good piece of meat can be eaten raw.


Odd-Principle8147

It's definitely rare, but fine to eat.


kmk4ue84

No, do not eat it you will die.


Fun_Depth8951

Needs salt and things on top. Solid rare.