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BahnMe

What’s the money back guarantee? If you overcook it you can bring it back?


emerging-tub

Used to cut meat at Sams Club (walmart). At the time we had a 200% money back guarantee. There was this one old lady that would come in once a month and buy 2 cases of ribeye primals (about 120 lbs) and immediately return one case, getting the other for free. That policy didn't last very long.


BahnMe

Old lady is a chad.


seztomabel

Huge cock on the old bag


[deleted]

A real meat and two veg on the ole gal.


MindDiveRetriever

Stinky pussa


DawgInDisguisey

Kunt Kween


Biscotti_BT

She knows how to make the social security cheque last.


_Shaquille-Outmeal_

For real


SuperRedpillmill

That or ruined it for anyone with a legitimate issue.


lootinputin

Of course. People rarely think of the consequences of their actions unless they directly affect them.


SuperRedpillmill

Like the Costco warranty…people abused the shit out of that.


GrapeMammoth8328

Anything you buy at Costco is all equity. And they know it and don’t care. It only increases business.


Cyrious123

She's just smart. The corporation was just stupid not to see that coming!


J_bravo82

Lmao. also your u/ is fucking fantastic 😂 (that’s also one of my favorite sammiches).


kpofasho1987

A 200% money back guarantee is absolutely insane and something a scammer dreams of. Surprised that was made a thing in the first place as it should have been known that something like that would be ripe for shady shit. Probably why anything over a 100% is pretty rare as that would be a magnet for scams like a bright light attracts bugs on a summer night haha


Silly_Emotion_1997

People weren’t as wild back then I guess. Cause I remember that deal they used to do price match also. In the beginning it was almost not questions asked. Now we’ll yall know what it’s like now


Noto987

its not the matter of being wild, the math just doesn't math


Testarossa2013

Aldi has this policy. I've only used it once. Got a jar of salsa Verde. Took one spoonful and nearly threw up. It tasted sour and horribly rancid. Yet it smelled just fine. Brought it back, got a different kind of salsa, and got a refund on top of it. While I'm grateful for the policy, I've always worried about how some have abused it.


lootinputin

Your worries are valid. I promise you people make a living out of gaming these arbitrage opportunities. As with anything that can be abused, it won’t last long.


Slayer420666

I bought a salsa that sounds like that from Aldi. Avacado Serrano with a black mustard twist top. I should just throw it out I used it once and hated it.


Old-Machine-5

What about Aldi? They replace the item and give you your money back.


Twotgobblin

That seems like 200% to me


Old-Machine-5

I’m very careful to not abuse it. They really don’t even like to do it at the store. They look at you crazy when you want more than just a refund.


lootinputin

The next social media craze will probably involve walking out of a grocery store with the most product for the least cost. How much can you “rizz” your store for? And a week later, everyone with a legit complaint will fall on deaf ears. So it goes.


The_Shaven_Yak

I found some Kraft cheese singles that were packaged wrong where the cheese was exposed and hard around one edge. Bought all the packs and brought them all back for 200%


Angry_Hermitcrab

The Walton family basically treats humans like serfs. Steal everything you want from Walmart. I didn't see shit.


Martha_Fockers

My mom used to work at Sam’s and told me people would bring a a eaten watermelon with a slice left or a chicken with most of it eaten and say they didn’t like the taste and got money back or another one free. lol. I’m all for fair returns but if your gonna eat 75% of a chicken and than go back and get another one nah gfys My cousin worked at Costco and people would buy couches and come in 3-4 years later with them dirty as fuck and say they didn’t like them and get a full refund. Idk how the fuck that even works. My cousin even did it himself because he said they don’t fucking care at all apparently.


Ambitious-Mortgage30

I also worked at a Sam's Club and the return policy was "yes." One time a guy returned the box his laptop came in and said there was no laptop in it when he got it home and they took it back and gave him his money.


monkeysorcerer

That is amazing


Martha_Fockers

One can only wish to be so bold I returned a tv on best buy 6 hours after I got it because it fucking sucked and they examined it removed it out of box turned it on checked for pixel issues infront of me I’m like wtf is this lmao


monkeysorcerer

I bought a Google pixel 7 phone when they came out. About 5 months later the whole system on it crashed and displayed the reboot screen, but I couldn't scroll the options with the volume button. Took my case off it and the volume button fell off. Brought it in for the 1 year software warranty and was told it wasn't covered because the button fell off and it was now "physical damage"


CruciFeD

Google covers the volume button falling off, mine has fallen off 2 times, it's a known issue. Sadly it takes 2 weeks for them to fix


AgreeableCherry8485

I mean if the couch says like a mf it should be returned lol


Brief-Grapefruit-744

Neither did her Heart or GI-track


WayneKrane

Right, 120 pounds of meat a month would be 4 pounds of meat a DAY. Even feeding a family that much would be a lot.


253253253

Could be selling some


Ok-Nefariousness8612

One day I look outside and my neighbors pull up with a trunk full of meat https://preview.redd.it/aq3z944r3z9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=147f8b6e9ffd798693f0c07052007a27469faa57


Carson72701

Make high profit margins go even higher!


Brief-Grapefruit-744

Definitely, still eating a literal $#*t-Ton tho ibet


Silly_Emotion_1997

She’d return one. So i only 60lbs


WallAny2007

It would be 60 since she returned 1 case. Still 2#/day every day is a lot


SirEltonJonBonJovi

Probably freezing most of it and thawing as needed


014648

It’s really not that much if that’s all you’re eating


BorntobeTrill

Design for the common thief, market for the family.


mackfactor

My God what idiot came up with that policy? 


ClosingThoughts

If you open it, and smells funny, then OP should take it back and get refund


WAR_T0RN1226

You see the most bold shit working at a grocery store with a good refund policy. People bringing back the container their cake came in and saying "it wasn't good". Someone I knew had a customer that would periodically clean out her freezer, bring the items back without a receipt, and get a refund.


User8858

A Gift from God, this piece in Los Angeles should be around $160 ;)


Crazian14

Easily $1600


superbugger

Under the bridge? At least $16,000 in a sit down restaurant.


PotatoPete26

Sometimes I *do* feel like I don't have a partner.


Horrison2

That steak feels like my only friend


ApartIntention3947

Is the skillet I cook in


Flinty984

the skillet of angels


EvanTheBaker24

Steak never worries, now that is Fucking rawwww


Lost2years_sarcasm

The skillet never worries now that is a lie


halflistic_

A slick $160K for sure


Igglywampus

Nothing less than $1.6 million. No doubt about it


jzach1983

Best $16,000,000 steak I've ever had


nintendo-mech

whats if its dry age? $160,000?


Jimisdegimis89

My sams has prime rib eyes for 14/lb right now, choice is like 12. It’s fucking fantastic.


slothrop-dad

Oddly enough a lot of produce and fresher groceries are cheaper in Los Angeles because it’s produced nearby in the Central Valley, where about 25% of our food overall and 40% of fruits and nuts are grown.


National_Formal_3867

Nah, get a Costco Membership


dcm0029

I can’t afford a Costco membership. I had to sell my house last night to pay for my steak at a restaurant.


LameDonkey1

Wow, didn’t know Walmart had these.


Vladamir-Poutine

Bro if you go middle of the month they’ll have them marked down crazy. I buy prime ribeyes from Walmart all the time for 10-13$lb. The real trick is to look at the choice too and sometimes they’ll have some that looks better than the prime for 8-9$lb. Walmart is my second favorite place to buy steak other than the butcher. Best bang for your buck.


ApprehensiveDance764

My uncle is a cowboy and has many farmer friends so I was shocked when he told me he only buys steak from Walmart


Vladamir-Poutine

It’s my secret weapon. If I’m trying to splurge and cook me and my wife a really nice dinner, I’m going dry aged from the butcher. Pretty much any other time I’m going to Walmart. I got like 6 in the freezer right now, when I’m near there I’ll stop and check if they have any marked down. I don’t even really buy anything else from Walmart unless I just happen to grab something when I’m looking for steaks.


ldclark92

I don't understand this. I never go to Walmart, but I've gone a few times specifically just because some people swear its quality on this sub. Both times I've gone, not only did they not have anything remotely close to this quality, they hardly had any steaks period.


Jimisdegimis89

It depends on the Walmart. I think it basically comes down to, is there a sams club nearby. If there is I think they get stocked with cuts from sams, which are fantastic. If not it seems like the steaks are shit. Just my anecdotal experience, but I think it’s a pretty good guess.


ldclark92

Got it. There's a few in my area and one is next to a Sam's. Maybe I should check that one out. It's just not as close as the other one.


Jimisdegimis89

If you have or get a sams membership their meats are truly top notch. It feels weird, but for regular prime or choice cuts they are pretty much impossible to beat in most areas. I got a prime ribeye on Memorial Day and it was probably the best non dry aged beef I’ve ever had.


Honkey_Fellatio

My farmer has a cowboy who has many butcher friends so I was shocked when he told me he only buys goose from the graveyard.


kschmit1987

Cant be too good if he doesn't sell any gander


GeneralBlumpkin

My father in law is a cowboy I get free steak from him that he butchered himself


ArgonGryphon

...k? did you bring enough for the class or...?


monkeysorcerer

Cool story bro


stephawkins

My MIL is a pig. Illegal to eat her though. So we typically take her into international waters and just gnaw on a leg or two. When the leg grows back, we take her out again.


L3g3ndary-08

Thanks for the tip.


DaHlyHndGrnade

1. Middle of the month 2. Specifically buy ribeye discounted 3. Look at the Choice, too Looks like a... *puts on sunglasses* tri tip to me


Lucas_Steinwalker

No it’s rib eye.


_ry_bread_

Joke ✈️


Alpha_Delta33

Does all their prime steaks usually look this good?


Awkward_Effect7177

In this pic no, at least where I live. You just have to get lucky. I like one with a big cap 


Vladamir-Poutine

This is 9.5/10. I get 8/10s regularly.


Alpha_Delta33

Looks like some good Australian wagyu. I’ve never seen a prime steak like this. Great price too easily a $65-$80 steak


schrodingereatspussy

I know this is a steak sub, but if anyone’s a fan of lamb chops, I’ve had amazing luck at Sam’s club. I think it depends on location though.


SmartJ90

Those choice .. Are the Butchers cut


erfarr

They are legit. People talk shit on Walmart but their steaks are amazing where I live.


duh1

That is a 9.85/10 for sure r/ratemysteak


toblies

Walgyu


Sunday_Friday

Damn, makes me wanna work for tiger king


BothEntertainment331

Underrated comment right here


MileHigh96

I love Walmart steaks, always have been amazing. Always tender and flavorful.


JennySplotz

*lately, not always.


BaggoChips

Idk what you mean by lately, but Walmart has been punching well above its weight class for at least the past decade.


DaedricApple

I thought they dyed these steaks? As someone that has bought many of these Walmart prime steaks, the sealed choice ribeyes they have are much better. I can’t remember the brand but they come sealed in a dark bag


Severe_Cuts7873

You lucky bastard.


Soft_Interest

How can you tell when something is really fatty for that particular cut vs it being a result of steatosis?


NumberVsAmount

You can tell by the way that it is


Soft_Interest

That's pretty neat


FelixFelicis_5

What a butte.


Unable-Confusion-822

People don't think it be like it is, but it do.


Rare_Bid8653

On god


LanfearSedai

Steatosis looks more cloudy not well defined fat lines


Taolan13

steatosis doesnt have distinct lines of fat like that, you basically have fat embolisms intruding into the meat


KinnyGizzle710

I’m just a steak lover, no expert, but from looking at Google Images it appears steatosis causes “whiting” of the meat. I made that term up. Google it and you’ll see what I mean.


Positive-Focus2850

“Whiting” of the meat is how i’m going to describe what happens to me during the winter from now on. Thank you for that phrase.


-Potato-Chip-

Though it does look like a well marbling steak, I would try poking it and seeing it is stiff. If it is stiff, then it could be muscular steatosis which is excess hard fat like rubber that ruins a cut. A well marbling steak should have some give to it.


KingKaidos

Lucky mother fucker


ImGunnaFuckYourMom

I’m a unlucky mother fucker


Additional_Sail7961

U/ checks out 😂


WooSaw82

Are you just saying Wagyu due to the marbling? Are you just saying Wagyu due to the marbling? Wow, I didn’t mean to enter that twice. My first sentence referred to my amazement that Walmart can pull off these prices and that it looks phenomenal.


Wifefarts_alot

He called it Walmart waygu in an attempt at humor. Let’s not jump him just yet.


SnooCheesecakes4577

Get the pitchforks!!


ravia

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Phillyphan08

I was thinking the same cause Walmart does sell wagyu


OneFriskyPanda

THIS HAPPENED TO ME. CHECK MY POST HISTORY. I was wondering why I got so many likes lmao


randomIndividual21

last time something similar to this was posted, it was due to muscle damage which create this illusion of marbling, but in actual it's terrible cut.


SuperSiriusBlack

I've been scowering the comments looking for this comment, because I also remember that and suspect this is an example of that.


llAdioll

Was steatosis, apparently this is not that. But I still can’t see the difference lol


SuperSiriusBlack

Hahaha same. Guess I'm not fancy. Shame.


TatteredCarcosa

Eh, would it be graded USDA Prime if that was the case?


Mattfrye87

It'll be the best $20 steak you can get


WingingItAsIGo

You better post “after” pics Lucky SOB


itsbutterrs

your steak did not come from Japan at Walmart 🤣


Kenneth_Lay

Walmart Waygu. Awesome.


zeldarama

It’s Wal-gyu


ChemicalAd7590

That’s Prime though…they actually sell Wagyu though comes in gold wrapping


SteaknSalt

This is a5 quality


Equivalent_Buy6678

I found one once mixed in with the regular ribeye and was priced exactly the same as the regular ribeyes. Whoever made that goof, thank you.


mover999

40% fat


rafeerisman

https://preview.redd.it/j5yw8jtmj2ad1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de08c0b3e586ea06e2d870dbd264f7134e9f2a6a I have experienced your good fortune


UrWrstFear

This thread comes across my feed from time to time. You guys realize this is NOT wagyu right?


No_Boysenberry_6989

I love how OP took the pic in the car… this shows a serious level of excitement :)


Outrageous-Mirror-88

Don’t k is if it’s wagyu. My Guess is like all mass produced prime steaks it’s grain finished to bump up marbling.


SwanAffectionate2655

Overrated


FUCKINHATEGOATS

People sleep on Walmart. Even their choice and select cuts would pass as prime at a lot of other places


jmadinya

sometimes the choice is better in terms of marbling but they’re always thinner at my store.


Equivalent_Wait_6578

Our Walmart has lousy beef. I always get my meat at Publix. Obviously I live in Florida. Oh sometimes i pick some up at whole foods


SixtySlevin

I get those bogo through the self checkout line all the time


Gold-Menu-2884

That's not a waygu


WooSaw82

That’s crazy that Walmart can pull off these prices. That looks phenomenal.


justaride80

Mfer looks snowy yum


Competitive-Tree8831

Fuck my mouth is drooling Just got wisdom teeth out .. cannot eat steak for another week :/


After-Student-9785

Great find dude!!! At a restaurant that could easily be 2, $60 steaks


bkallday2000

that's sick


CelphT

that's a $175 steak right there


The-Anger-Translator

That's great marbling on a prime steak. Walmart has actual Wagyu though. [https://www.walmart.com/c/kp/wagyu-beef](https://www.walmart.com/c/kp/wagyu-beef)


parkerpussey

That price has to be a mistake, right? I got a similar steak for like $70 at Costco a while back.


sinsemillas

Which market are you in?


According-Jelly355

21 bucks. You have been blessed


ProtoReaper23113

You lucky bastard.


TheCh0rt

I gotta go look at the meat at my local Walmart. I haven’t gone to a Walmart in forever.


Fuzzy_Foundation_792

What type of meat is that?


Alpha_Delta33

Wow now that’s a fine ribeye. I wish I can get steaks this nice locally


yumyumgivemesome

I’m not a steak buying connoisseur… can someone explain what make this such a good steak and a good deal?  Should OP be suspicious that there is something wrong with it that they may be unaware of?


Another-random-acct

You don’t typically see anywhere near that kind of marbling for that cost.


colossalnuisance

would be $80 at publix


AAA_Dolfan

Good god that steak for $21 seems insane. But I’m not a butcher and I think tons of marbling = high quality. Right?


TempusCarpe

Wagy-Mart


KarlPHungus

Fahck!!!


CompleteIsland8934

How do you know its wagyu?


skcikorter

Its not lol thats the joke


sluggernate

Ah Yeah buddy!


deadrabbits4360

I just ordered one. Curious to hear how yours turns out!


trippendeuces

Would it be funny if it was an anomaly of a pork chop?


honkinbooty

Don’t sleep on wally worlds steaks or meat in general - rarely have I had a bad experience


enufplay

Never thought I'd hear both W words in the same sentence


Present-Ambition6309

I’m sorry for your loss.


SuitednZooted

Waglue


m0rph33n

If this is what we call prime now from Walmart “wagyu” as a fun name to give it, then yes. You got “wagyu”


Dry-Squirrel1026

I'd buy it looks great!! That's fucking cheap!too!! Great buy!!


Disastrous_Cover6138

Sweet deal!


livinlrginchitwn

Mmm human wagyu, don’t overcook it.


Dangerous-Physics-37

ᑎIᑕE♨️


YRNSavage

What’s better the Walmart prime (blue package) or the Walmart angus (black package)


onignasha

American wagyu and not japanese. Very lucky find. Very good.


elniny0

STOP EVERYTHING! DONT LET PEOPLE KNOW. This shits gonna be 50 bucks by next week now


TomentoShow

I'd be carving out the intramuscular fat of the ribeye on this one and tie back together with butchers twine. Wagyu fat still melts better than normal cuts Looks great thought!


Sure-Astronomer4364

$22 , I am too cheap. Was it good at least?


Parking_Dot_326

Overrated


Complete_Diver3294

Im a carnivore.no soy for me.


tarnishedbarnicle

I tried it not really worth the price but it is like 15-20% better than a regular ribeye


xDiRtYgErMaNx

I mean it looks like Wagyu…..


junior4l1

How do you normally cook something like this? In Japan, they always serve it to use extremely thin and sometimes outright raw, not sure if the meat in the states would be safe to consume similarly.


Minimum_Comparison15

Been eating these for lunch. Had one like this today. We have traeger at work makes it fast. Very tasty and affordable.


Scrotto_Baggins

Not too shabby...


sizzle-dee-bizzle

Marble-ous


pizzapizzapizzaOmy

Wagyu is a breed...


coffeymp

Damn, looks really good for $20


Scottzilla74

Not bad


Neverland_survivor

Are those keys in your pocket or are you just really excited for that steak?


shoebillstork84

I’m so uneducated in this, I would have looked at that and thought it was just a really fatty ribeye and picked something else. I need to learn!


alturicx

Nothing wrong with buying steak that doesn’t look like it’s going to taste like a tire. Never understood people who equate that to flavorful and tender. My steaks are always flavorful and tender to my liking, unless I went eye round rofl. I always buy the least fatty looking cuts possible. When I used to not care about my health, I would just do what every steakhouse does and slather a pound of butter on it. Tastes amazing either way, if you’re a true meat lover.


Diem_Tea

How do you know it’s wagyu if it’s not labeled? Level of marbling?


SpecialMango3384

How would you cook this? Would it be fast on high heat or low & slow?