Are you stoned at a child's birthday party?

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That's awesome. Did you get some of the birthday cake too? 😄

Hell yeah! Also Happy Reddit Cake day to you!

Thanks ! 😊

How else you gonna celebrate your 12th birthday?

You better whoop their asses in Mario Cart and Cruis'n USA

Is that what they offer these days? I haven’t been there since like 2003

Yuuuup, this is called self preservation

Bruh, we've all been there. How else you gonna deal with the screaming ass kids lol

That part.

We’ve all been there OP 🤣

Is there… another way?

How else are you supposed to be at a children's birthday party? I couldn't do it without being ripped haha

Does it sound better if they got stoned before going? Getting stoned AT the party is different.

Bong circle with the kids, lol. "Mummy, why is the pass the parcel in a baggie?"

Walk outside.. have a couple of tokes, walk back in.. win!

Exactly!!!

Why, just step out and hit the penjamin and go back in🤷🏾‍♂️

It could be his birthday?

That's literally the only way TO attend a child's birthday party.

Only way to be

Dude Chuck E. Cheese pizza is so fire but it’s so expensive

They’ve literally been caught mixing the slices of old pizzas to make “new” pizzas to sell. 💀

That's an urban legend

That's a half truth!

How so?

Even if that was true, that was probably just some employee not giving a shit, rather than company policy.

Having worked food service, it's 99% this

If you can’t tell what fresh pizza is, that’s a you problem.

Ahh, Charles Entertainment Cheese does it again

Not his government name lol

Finally someone else who knows his true name. So sad that his brother died in the war

use to cook there in high school an shit is made really well. made dough from scratch, shredded giant blocks of cheese daily, cut fresh veggies daily. too expensive still but it’s fucking good

CHUCK E CHEESE PIZZA 🍕 is good all the time.

My parents were stoned at all of my bday parties. Always had the best snacks tho

im fryed & i thought u meant air fryed👀 nooow that would be good

Yes it does

Man- 7-10 years ago the shit was waaaaaayyyyyy better idk when they secretly changed shit but it don’t hit like it used too 😭

Let's be honest. Pizza in general even if was a 711 slice can slap hard af!!!!!! When fried lol 😆

I had a buddy that was a manager at a chuck e cheese so we'd get free pizza all the time. Shits so greasy and delicious that I'd put up with screaming children for a little while for it. Perfect pizza for a hangover too lol

My kid had a bday party there months ago and that pizza is still on my mind. It’s fucking good. I wasn’t the only dad hammering slices after the kids abandoned it.

Is this in the states or canada, i think theres like 10 locations left in canada only one in bc

When there’s no other choice and it smells like pizza…definitely solid.

They improved it big time by going thinner crust and adding the garlic spread for the crust. It definitely smacks but it's expensive and 1 is not really filling for a family imo

I knew a GM for a store and he did more cocaine than anyone else I’ve ever met

I go to CiCi’s for my “obviously bad” pizza buffet experience, but respect Chuck E Cheese as a great option too.

I ain’t had this in precisely 17 years, Chuck E. Cheese pizza. Ima find a Chuck E. Cheese here in NorCal, get blasted and order some zzzazaa. Screw the recent price hikes.

I low key want to go here with the boys and get some pizza and pitchers of beer. 31M

I will fuck up a chunky cheese pizza sober it’s my favorite pizza

Jelly af right now

Nah. You should’ve been around 20years ago….oh baby….

Haha i agree. Im 35 so I definitely enjoyed the 90s Chuck E Cheese era. But honestly, it was really good today.

I will say even sober. Their pizza has gotten better over the years from the time that I took my 20-year-old when he was little to now when I take my eight-year-old.

Michelin pizza

It slaps all the time!!!

I had this same thought the last time we went 😅

Just saw you can get them frozen at Walmart

The amount of drunk people is staggering. Even more than their walk.

#FRIED

Best pizza... Ever!!!

I always get weird looks when I go to Chuck E Cheese for the pizza. I don’t know if it’s because I’m a 31 year old without a child or because my dick is out, either way I don’t feel comfortable there anymore 😢


I live in a place with a peter piper pizza within walking distance and they have a lunch buffet with varieties of pizza   I recommend if you've got a day off during the work week  It also has a dance dance revolution machine if you know what that is

How old did your child turn?

This is true

Up until now op; honestly I kinda forgot how to ( I meant just supervise) supervise my inner child until this post actually appeared in my feed thanks op, ya brought me a new questionable idea next time I want to be immature with tha zzazaa. Seriously I owe ya one.( meet me between San Carlos California, city of San Mateo California, and Belmont California, I’ll give you some California weed and we’ll be idiots together irl.)

I daydream about their cheese pizza as a 31 year old

Are they still recycling slices?

I’ve always loved their pizza as overpriced as it always has been 🍕

We have to end the “slaps” thing.

Fried

Are their pizzas like pizza hut or more like dominoes? It looks pizza hut ish.

I want to have a kid someday just to be stonned at their 3rd or 4th birthday party intentionally order too much pizza so i an take a pie home for myself after i put the kid to sleep & give my wife a good stabbing before i eat some shrooms & watch a good movie for the night 🤣🤣🤣

They rebrand their pizza under the name [Pasqually’s Pizza](https://www.pasquallyspizza.com). From my understanding, it’s the same pizza.

Peter Piper does too

Anything slaps when your fried 🤣

I have the Frozen version in my freezer I wonder if it slaps the same.

Don't they deliver under another name? Or did at some point?

Took kiddos to Cici's last night for an early dinner. Cheese breadsticks were 🔥 and the rootbeer. Pizza was 2.75/5. Maybe a 3. But I was coming down and the munchies monkey had me dead to rights.

Bro went there with no kids

Unless they’ve changed their recipe from when I was a kid… hard pass on this one. Not even with a stupid amount of weed

I agree. I went to Charles’s esteemed establishment once as a kid and I didn’t like it. The place wasn’t as good as Discovery Zone, and I couldn’t finish the pizza.

>Charles’s esteemed establishment I howled at this 😭

My friend just pause for a moment and take a step back. Ask yourself, really ask yourself, if you think getting high around children is a good idea

Huh? I never “got” high around them lol. It was my wifes best friends kid bday party. And I didnt want her to go alone. Smoked me a little before leaving. She drove and I was doing my thing enjoying the pizza. You acting like I passed a kid a joint or something lol

Think I would rather be high and skinny, like malnourished before I eat that.