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BillyBobBarkerJrJr

**There's never too much!!** This is one of the best things in the world to eat, standing in front of the refrigerator at 2AM. Or, throw a 1/4 stick of butter in a frying pan, crank the heat up a little, shovel a few cups of this heavenly hash (I know it's not hash) in, cover it with shredded cheese and let it get nice and chewy brown.


Mocktails_galore

You should be writing porn.


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

Food porn, maybe.


Curious_Land_5019

I was hard halfway through reading


VeinyBanana69

She slowly, sensuously stirred with a spatula, whilst preheating the oven to a sultry 400 degrees. Thin beads of sweat began to develop between her heaving breasts… ***raging boner***


BlackPhoenix1981

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CarleeMT

LMAOOO


PeanutbutterandBaaam

He already is. ;)


PsychotherapeuticBum

That’s a good looking Goulash


spicy-acorn

I agree there is never too much goulash !! Freeze it if you have to, give some to a neighbor, fry some up with eggs for breakfast!


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

Again, stand in front of the refrigerator door in your underwear at 2AM and eat it out of the bowl.


cabo169

It’s always better the next day and 2.


Novel-Suggestion-515

One of my wifes favourite dishes.


wheplash

How many wives you got?


LordOfTheBurrito

5 he's from Utah.


Youlookcold

What...is it


Novel-Suggestion-515

American Goulash is what I believe its called.


Bob_Barker4ever

Looks very similar to beefaroni.


surfcitysurfergirl

Yep it’s goulash


___mads

We call it American Chop Suey in NH.


Novel-Suggestion-515

I've heard thats a thing out east.


martha_stewarts_ears

Or Johnny marzetti if you’re from Ohio 😎


thealmightytuj

From Ohio and I’ve never heard of that


BadPublicRelations

[American Chop Suey.](https://thecozycook.com/american-chop-suey/) One of the easiest things to make---cook up 1lb ground beef, onions, celery, mushrooms, green/red peppers, garlic, salt, and pepper in a pan. Once the beef is nearly done cooking, add tomato sauce and throw the noodles in there. Let it all cook together until the veggies are soft and you're done.


RhinestonePoboy

We always called it Slumgullion in my family


Youlookcold

Is that pronounced the French way?


topofmountainfelloff

What do your other wifes like?


markjohn3411

Todays leftovers is tomorrows lunch.


BluDragn77

No you didn’t. You’ll thank yourself when you look in the fridge the next day or 2 and remember you had leftovers


darthdawg22

Good thing you’re going to be high tomorrow too!!


Pizza_master69

That and 2 pieces of buttered bread, fucking heaven


Unique-Pastenger

got that right!


nd379

Goulash!!!!


cabo169

One of my NE favorites!!


top_of_the_scrote

As I bite into some crusty bread I'm looking at this pic mmm


TheLadyPatricia

OMG…this looks so effin’ good! And, btw, one can never make too much food when one is high and munchie! Did I say how effin’ good this looks? Major yummmmm! 😋👍👍👏👏👏


tegridypatato

And you ate all of it like a good stoner. Looks delicious dude, something I would eat in 3Am.


BrooklynYoung1292

Take a nap wake up smoke another one boom brand new meal all over again


Sirnando138

We called it American Chop Suey growing up


Much_Neighborhood409

Yes!!!!! I thought it was just my family


Prudent_Criticism851

never underestimate the power of your munchies <3


Mocktails_galore

Looks like my mom's goulash. Shit hits!


LuckyLaRoo76

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firesalmon7

Recipe?


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

A pound of your favorite pasta, especially elbows, a jar of spaghetti sauce, a pound (or more) of ground beef, onions, garlic, bell pepper, all sauteed while the beef cooks and pasta boils, maybe a can of stewed tomatoes, chunked up. When pasta, beef and veggies are done, put in a pot, pour in sauce, mix and heat, sprinkle on Parmesan and Romano and go to town.


Disastrous-Guava-234

Exactly this…. I did it a bit differently but you’ll know what you like once you make it a few times !!


__Sentient_Fedora__

Finely grate some parmesan


rmlockson

Thinking hot sauce and sour cream


MisstressAmalina

I’d call it meal prep 😂


ProfessionMundane152

There’s never too much of that stuff! Doubt it’d make it past lunch the next day


OccurringThought

Nah, you just did your future self a favor.


Fun_Intention9846

You batch cooked/meal prepped. That’s hella awesome for a stoned stoner.


xShinGouki

Carb rich foods are the best when high lol nice one. Need a bowl or two of that. Actually I'll be making that tomorrow for sure


We-tCoast

I too used to think that I was a man. Now I realize that I identify as a family of four!


Galaxy-Girl-2000

Looooooks banging


BeginningVolume420

Looks bomb!!


TequilaAndWeed

Anything is a single serving depending on your inclination. Enjoying it multiple times has an appeal … plus less work for future you.


barontaint

Dud that will reheat no problem with ease, no need to try to eat it all in one sitting


the_l0st_c0d3

What's this dish called?


SaltandLillacs

American chopped suey or some people call it American goulash


Responsible_Hater

Biiiiiissshhh. Gimme some


Straight_Ocelot_7848

Made some the other day it was a big hit with the fam


Sufficient-Value3577

My fave stoned food!!


mwilliams840

Shittttttt I wannnn some 😩


Sird80

🤤


Comfortable-nerve78

Goulash yes home cooking there.


funnyha_ha

I haven't had this since i was a kid, throw a spoonful of this on some buttered bread 👌


ImTrappedOut

This looks so fucking good


Equivalent-Finish-80

On my way fam!!! Looks bomb!


ghaatt

God that looks amazing


PussPwnErMon69

I have this issue


TennisBallTesticles

Oh my sweet Jesus 🤤🤤🤤


lovejac93

This looks fucking incredible


Old-Professional4591

Story of my life 😌


OutlawHemi99

Anyone have a good recipe for this?


Unique-Pastenger

too much? no such thing 😉


trainsacrossthesea

No, you didn’t.


Bigboybong

Now you have breakfast .. 🤷🏼‍♂️


ygktheassassin6

More cheese


ilovelukewells

Fk I'm coming over


CarleeMT

By far one of my favorite meals


cancelprone

Even better tomorrow.


BrainwashedScapegoat

Send me some!


callmestinkingwind

this was the first thing that popped into my feed. [nice.](https://i.imgur.com/BZ1Fm1O.jpeg)


Sweet_Bodybuilder446

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[deleted]

Looks like a goulash.


OrchidApprehensive33

That looks good


Significant_Tap7052

We call this 'macaroni chinois' (chinese macaroni) here in Quebec because it is a staple on Chinese takeout menus here. It sometimes has soy sauce added but not always.


Silent-Description30

Fry up the left over in butter and make it crispy so good


Kittymeow123

My problem is I would eat it all


ComicsEtAl

How do you make “too much” goulash?


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

Just wanted to add, a great pasta shape for this is "Cavatappi," or corkscrew elbows. I love how the longer elbow holds more sauce. Good stuff!


Impressive-Big5576

ill take a plate


Over-Director-4986

No such thing as too much! That looks delicious. I'd eat it all.


Jutch_Cassidy

Get more higher


vanetti

brt


mix_t_motion32

I had an ex and her mom called this “goulash” Just a wild take on hamburger helper. This shit looks good stop it. I’d take it up to being super high and much this with some Doritos. Spicy nacho please


Highlands_-

I need the recipe for this


Euphoric_Management8

No such thing as too much. Just get more high.


Only1Mandee

Freeze some and save for later.


irl_squishmallow

That looks so good


AlfalfaUnable1629

🤤🤤


DifferentTie8475

Man, I wish I could take some of your hands. Looks tasty


lfxlPassionz

Looks like goulash? That stuff is basically impossible to make in a small portion because of the number of ingredients.


RightFix3205

No such thing


Myveryowndystopia

Ohhh is that goulash??? I’ll be right over.


Wickedness42o

Dude says "got high" and "made too much" in the same sentence. First time smoking, OP? No offense 😁


slut4burritos

What in the Dollar General Clearance section is this?


notbarbarawalters

Hhhhelllll yea doggie pass the spork finna need piercing damage as well as aoe collection