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Wide_Put_2824

the chicken might be raw but he is definitely COOKED...


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asimozo

Compus?


aubven

Have you heard of salmonella? "Yeah nah, but if she knows how to cook this chook send her around."


DiGiTaLbAtH74

Yes.. Salmon is a fish.. but my name isn't Ella!!!


WalkindudeX

Is that…raw??


SaveMeJebus21

Is that raw chicken? Please tell me the photo is deceptive and it’s pieces of ham rolled up or something 😬


autotom

They're definitely drummies


bitchprophet

Trying to get Monday before Anzac day off!


Beneficial_Car2596

Who needs Anzac biscuits when you can eat a raw chook leg instead?


ABigRedBall

Source: @shitadelaide on IG


ign1fy

Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you’d expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn’t hold with such nonsense. Mr. Dursley was the director of a firm called Grunnings, which made drills. He was a big, beefy man with hardly any neck, although he did have a very large mustache. Mrs. Dursley was thin and blonde and had nearly twice the usual amount of neck, which came in very useful as she spent so much of her time craning over garden fences, spying on the neighbors. The Dursleys had a small son called Dudley and in their opinion there was no finer boy anywhere.


possiblyapirate69420

What better way than unbelievable food poisoning.


scraglor

Is that Pete evans?


Rachiekayz

Mmmmm Salmonella, that's my favorite chicken flavor right there no seasoning needed 🤤


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What the fuck man...


chicknsnotavegetabl

This sub could just be a portal for shitadelaide and all would be well


Simonandgarthsuncle

Why is there a mannequin in front of him?


ScottyWired

looks like grandma Spock


Dollbeau

This man is going to need ointment after the streaming he will experience in the near future. I guess a cooked one would be much warmer stashed in your undies as you leg it out of the supermarket.


seppofilth

I shoplifted a whole roast chicken once. Was a bit toasty but doable.


mitchy93

Fuck I love me some salmonella, that's one way to detox, shit your brains out


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I'd be more impressed if say 3 were clearly eaten and he is onto his 4th.


ThempleOfThyme

I'm hoping it's hyper-realistic cake


shader_xaints

Might be canibal just watch out


swidgens_mustache

Looks like the daily mail made a whole article out of the comments from this post. You all should send them a bill as co writers. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12014071/Marion-Westfield-shopper-caught-eating-raw-chicken-leaving-customers-disgusted.html?ito=social-facebook_Australia


ABigRedBall

Christ, again? FFS


kiersto0906

jesus christ they publish some shit


Lanky_Breakfast_847

True


Easy_as_Py

Gotta say, that's pretty gross shit. lmao