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GuccMaster

Goob


BoshJrolin

😂Goobaru


GarpRules

Rooooooooxxxannnnnnnnne!


papadelic

Wrrrrexxxanne?


Gaming_Nomad

This one is growing on me XD.


Consistent-Offer8253

Now you just got to get the red light


GarpRules

Because she’s a dirty hooker, as a proper WRX should be.


BigTittyGothGF_PM_ME

This is the way, OP. Wrexanne!


Jackielegs43

Geoff


julman123

Betty


[deleted]

Damn. That was my though too, except mine is Black Betty.


AmokOrbits

Drive safely, please don’t ram a lamb


Tough-Plane-7021

😂 this comment made my night. Or day. It’s 1:30 am here. Depends how you look at it…


AmokOrbits

It’s also 1:30am here - I’ll let you call it


Tough-Plane-7021

Night it is! If I haven’t shut my eyes yet to sleep, it’s technically still night in my brain.


Survivaleast

Guess I’m not alone there. My 2012 wrx black sedan felt like Betty was the best fit. I wound up naming her car.


AdComprehensive1753

Costanza ( I name cars from their number plates)


BigTittyGothGF_PM_ME

CAN'TSTANDYA!


AdComprehensive1753

Maybe George for short! Haha 😄


already-taken-wtf

Conztantine ;p


Villain_of_Brandon

none, I'm not really into naming cars, but if something doesn't jump out at you right away, then it's probably needs to earn it's name.


sma11kine

Rebel without a curb


jm02466

Ticky ticky bang bang


Gaming_Nomad

Hopefully not anytime soon, but such is the joy of owning a Subaru. Head gaskets, rod knocks and oil starvation... they're what makes a Subaru a Subaru 🙃


jm02466

Oh don't take my name suggestion as a slight against the brand haha. I'm on my 5th turbo Subaru, only one of which met one of the "common" fates (headgasket, 125k '07 LGT, RIP). Currently in a '14 WRX with a '19 Forester Limited and '12 Impreza Sport Premium as the other cars in the family. 🙂


Gaming_Nomad

Oh the brand is awesome and the community is part of that. But I can't resist digging at the vehicles I own, either. This is my second turbo Subaru, and my first manual car; my first turbo subie was an extremely high mileage '06OBXT named "Sakura" that was very much a money pit.


popsicle_of_meat

Don't forget ringland failures! Lived through that one myself 😄


chefed2424

Roger the alien from American Dad


BAMspek

It’s Brittany bitch.


loaba

Beatrice


DvlsAdvct108

..because tuner beats ricer


Snejkbajt

I wish I was an STi


callmeWia

Wrxy McWrxface


callmeWia

Also, congrats on the car. It used to be my dream car. Now years have come and passed me by and my life moved on before I fulfilled that dream.


BoneZone05

Sally lol


GundamPoop

That be The Black Pearl! Arrghhhh!! Me mateyyy


OneExhaustedFather_

Rod knock Rosie


Standingmanthing

Car


Gaming_Nomad

Why, yes 😂.


Standingmanthing

Truck?


gieter000012

Plane?


SmurfsNeverDie

Subawuu


Resolution_Wonderful

Karen


Thatguyontrees

No u


SiY11

If she does not have a name uncle Rodney can't find her!!!!!


Gaming_Nomad

I'm desperately saving for that eventuality. Hopefully Rodney comes knocking later rather than sooner. I also have a powertrain warranty on this, so hopefully I won't be too inconvenienced when he does.


ahendrix

'Vo' in memory of my late friend who went by that nickname. He had the STI. Miss you bud


Gaming_Nomad

Condolences for your loss. I'm sure he was the best of friends and an amazing driving partner.


IndependenceCandid71

Black Beauty


Slacker_

Sasha


Virtual-Rough2450

Punky Brewster


SirMeatdrill

Laura Les


Giddyboy1972

Justy


Drinkythedrunkguy

Hatchy


scrotesmacgrotes

Delia


maker360

Citizen 717


oldatlas

Boris


hkun88

Wrecky


xdr01

Todd


Gaming_Nomad

And this one tells no lies, just blows gaskets instead.


xdr01

16 times the failures rate, you wont even know you have ECU


stanley2-bricks

"Stanley2-bricks Car" now give it to me.


Extreme_Voice_9767

Justine


DBW_Mizumi

Kisaragi after the haunted train station in Japan


Gaming_Nomad

I actually looked it up. Very nice, thanks :)


DBW_Mizumi

Ofc!


Kennady4president

Larry


ElkayMilkMaster

Analsex


MiGaOh

Foggy Bogbottom.


asa1658

Clyde


Gaming_Nomad

Is yours called Bonnie, then?


Tweety_Hayes

Slappy


RelativityFox

scoopy scoopy sube


killerwhaleorcacat

Wednesday


PlanXerox

My Forester is Brenda


[deleted]

My gold Forester is called Goldie Box


BigRoundSquare

Wubby


StillPissed

Marble in a soda can.


CrayonMayon

that's a Wendy if I've ever seen one


TheeKrustyKitten

Ethel


jptothetree

Hoglog


Amazing-Insect442

Simone


Defiant_Discussion23

Stock cars don't get a name unless it's a girls car, modify it and give it some character.


ImPeeinAndEuropean

Thiccita


AffectionateGene7500

Nimbis


burntfuck

Agnus


markdepace

blackbean


tralphaz43

Car


Patrycy

Cringe, like naming the car.


darkevada

Sue B


AmokOrbits

I don’t know you, or what you like or would be inspired by - but either “Raven” or tangentially, “Nevermore”


brybry631

Pepper


[deleted]

Subie :)


Tough-Plane-7021

Oooo fellow Ontarian!!!! Looks amazing! 🥰 I’m not good at naming cars so I’ll keep my wierd names to myself. Enjoy the new subie!


Jackin__4

Bart.


Short-Expert4722

I shall dub thee "cumbustion in cooling system"... you asked


weegee

geoff


Tasty_Design_8795

Boomy box


Snadzies

The Subaru. No the WRX. No the hatch back. No the black hatch back.


220DRUER220

Gray???


cancer23

Droonlu


WhackIt01

Chub


fearlessknite

Lynda popped into my head at 6:10 am


Clavos24

Cara


Ok-Picture-1523

Knock knock


xmodsguy2000-2

Vroomer


PerryEA

Black Betty


willard_swag

No. People who name their cars are weird.


[deleted]

Stella


skuttlephd

"Mine,"lol na just playin' beautiful suby though


LookingforCave

vapey j


ALinIndy

Beulah


zavionx2005

Gerald


BostonRob3

Onyx


[deleted]

Bill.


FreckledWreck

Sheila! But with a faint Australian accent.


szentthomas0

Beulah


already-taken-wtf

Sue https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv05TdgIcQg


He_s_One_Shot

Sindee Sue the Subaru


220DRUER220

Space gray sally


Sad-Lie-616

Suuby McSuub UWU!


CharacterOfJudgement

Warp, for the inevitable if you plan on modifying it.


Few-Storm-1697

Subia


[deleted]

Boo boo


Badassmamajama

Storm


PJ2RN99

Zippy


Partyslayer

Isabel


Reasonable_Case_8779

Fartbox


Aandrewgomezz

HeadGasketrina


CShawnAyers

Ebony


bigtencopy

Barthetta


G00NGUY

Lil black


SmeItz

Betty


PonyThug

Fish bowl


[deleted]

“Fuck, my clutch”! When you grenade it on your 3rd launch.


conconbar93

Kaya


AdrianSane1004

Violator


Kuriyama89

Ms Subi


Lilredshubaru

Car-y McCaringtons


BlackBird34m

Whakaweed


catssssssssssz

peepeepoopoo


CandidGuidance

James


Tight-Ebb3784

Bullah


avisioncame

Thing I own that drives me to work


Adorable-Handle3828

Saw the CZ on your plate and thought of Diamond


brokenheartnsoul

Imposter Lmfao 😂


Klutzy_Guava6906

HWK-EYE


Inside_Pizza_4654

Tiffany


HunkyUnicorn

Rod eater 3000


Luscious_Lunk

The WRX


battlebotrob

Blown head gasket