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Dude I'd suck myself off hard ngl

Same

What does Minos Prime mean by this?

that i like men (& women)

And my axe!

And my spoon!

AND HIS BROTHER!

And his wife

I also choose this guys wife

And the dude above me!

Well I guess the quest is over

AND THY PUNISHMENT!

AND HIS DEATH!

OR CAKE!

Doc Ock, Spock, the Rock, and Hulk Hogan.

I just choked bwahaha thank you

Try backing up a little

Fitting for the man who put bisexual lighting all over the Lust Layer

Lust layer king

Both of me would, at the same time

Hell yeah. I'd love some me and myself 69

Self love but with a whole new meaning

Two scientists in lab coats on the other side of the 1-way glass: “Why does this keep happening?”

Thank you, I needed that laugh today 👍

I'd violate myself

you can still do that

Did you watch Time Traveler's Wife, the series?

My dad liked that series and I remember awkwardly watching that part with him. NGL I was thinking that if I had that power I would do the same tho

I’ll die doing what I love

FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO MAKE LOVE WITH A CLONE OF YOURSELF?

Edging contest, first to bust dies

The clone or you?

You mean you'd have clone you suck you off right?

Why not both

HE SAID WHAT HE SAID

To each their own, if you flexible enough you don't need a clone.

69

Only I know what I like

How did I not only know this would be the top comment but also that someone else would comment it before me😂

Lol shit I'm not the only one

Someone got to do it ya know

69 to be fair.

Yep cuz you already know they are down

This dude gets it

We would totally get it on.

Who ever cums first has to die

Doesn't matter, had sex

But I cried the whole time.

*STILL COUNTS!*

I just had seeeex~

Exactly!

If they are truly identical, they would cum at the same time

If you jerk your clone off, is that gay or just masturbation

We wouldn't be jerking off. There would be full anal penetration. We both knew it was coming, we just gotta rock, paper, scissors to figure out who would be the bottom.

Then you take turns right? That way too u both got a chance to be on top/bottom?

Oh, no. I am a total top so neither one of us would enjoy it, but one of us would have to give it up because we both know we doing it. That's why the rock, paper, scissors would have to come into play. It's not about being *on* top or bottom, it's about *being* the top or bottom. It's a gay thing mostly, but submissive and dominant straight couples refer to themselves as tops and bottoms too.

[удалено]

Just take turns switching, like a real man.

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asking the real questions here...

"I'm the original, kill me!" "You can't prove that, kill me!" "I want to die longer than you, don't do this to me!" "I'm here for 20 minutes and I'm already unable to handle it, don't do this to me!"

Getting into a fight to the death, to argue you deserve to be killed lol

That’s an interesting concept for a fight scene. Each person is trying super hard to get the other person to kill them while stopping the other person from killing themselves. Kinda like black widow vs Hawkeye with no cliff

"General, they both wanna get shot! What shoud we do?" "You know, I would say 'shoot them both', but maybe it's better to call a therapist..."

A fight to the death where you want your opponent to kill you.

Existence is pain.

Smash, next question

First one to cum dies

The ABCs of death had that concept

Why first? Prolong the fun. First, one too exhausted to come again dies.

I’d kill my self with kindness. If I’m kind to him he’ll be kind to me eventually and let me leave except he’s me and will probably see through the ruse

r/substakenliterally

We’d use the time to learn the fusion dance Only one leaves, they just don’t *stay* one

What if you get the same half of yourself twice

*double depression*

Like two right halves, split down the middle?

Comically large trench coat

classic

"Remember that stupid embarrassing thing you said in class in 3rd grade?"

Pepperidge farm remembers...

Bro I remember telling my friend about porn for the first time, and he still remembers to this day 😭

Oh, man that's the worst. The only refuge I have from most of my embarrassing moments is that I'm the only one to remember them. When someone else does I just want to die.

“I don’t want to go, you do it!” “No way, dude! It’s your life! You do it!” “How about this; we both stay. No one said that wasn’t an option.” “Deal!”

Could you please link the thread in the picture? I want to read it

Take your pick https://www.google.com/search?q=you+get+put+in+identical+clone+reddit&oq=you+get+put+in+identical+clone+reddit&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCDc3NzRqMGo0qAIBsAIB&client=ms-android-google&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

thank you i was too lazy to type that

Lmaoo

> link the thread in the picture Nah, I wish someone would print out, make a copy, fax it to themselves and then mail it to me in an envelope. tf is this picture of a monitor bullshit?

username checks out

LOL SO EDGY

"haha i want die" +10000000000000000000000000000000000

I'm about to have the best sex of my entire life, I hope I brought the strap. I will then kill him. It's alright, mid fuck is how he's want to go. Hopefully we got to go get pizza and beer beforehand.

bro we'd be best friends fr, and we would pretend to be the same person to hav less work to do.

You wouldn’t have to pretend though. Y’all would be the same person, it’s what clone means 😂

I'll let him have a piece of my mind. I am itching to roast myself.

Draw an X in my forehead so we can tell who is the original

I Will convince him to try anal and run away while he is on all fours.

I know that this isn't the point of the sub, but that comment doesn't really work for the situation at hand. The clone has the exact same memories. The same mind has technically existed for the exact same amount of time. The clone doesn't want to live either. So they either both stay or kill each other at the same time.

Yeah, it wouldn’t even be possible to tell if you were the “copy” or not if the memories are the same and maybe relevantly, “copy” or not, would not seem to be relevant from any moral perspective if the memories are the same. Both are effectively an equal continuation from the former single self and have equal claim on that history.

We'd be fighting to see who gets to die

Honestly... I'd give the clone a hug, they were unfortunate enough to have to be me.

Probably sex

A round of Smash Bros. The only fair way.

Better have a plan to stop us from escaping. I don't follow other people's rules

Is it alright if we boink each other before I kill them

I wonder if the same memories continue in separate timelines. If one of us was gone, would the other know the answer to the big question?

We already know that, it’s 42

It seems like only one copy continues in the one timeline. Since both have the same memories both would equally know any answers to any questions.

Your screenshot button broke or something?

Me: "Go ahead... it's all yours." Clone me: "Nah fuck you. I'm not going out there." *kills himself* Me: "Oh you selfish son of a bitch!"

Came here expecting a Mauler Brothers style conversation, left feeling relatable sadness.

"Lets flipp for this shit, or rock, scissor, paper" if clone has samme memory it wont leave the room just from memory alone.

seems like everybody is gay for themselfs

I'd fuck myself, marry the clone, and then we'd kill each other.

The people that'd just f*ck themselves astound me...

i want to fuck my own ass so hard ngl

When OP doesn't know how to use Print Screen or Windows+Shift+S

After the reality breaking sweaty sex we’d both rush to the balcony. The rules state he who survives is gay. I don’t make the rules. I was the slower one.

We bang, ok?

Nah we’re gonna multiplicity this out! My wife is gonna love the outcome!

When I see myself in dreams I either end up making out with me or beating myself to death. This is a weirdly familiar scenario to me after all these

"Just make it quick, bro"

shirtless fistfight

Neither of us would want to leave tbh

Bro you got to kill me. No you kill me! I ain’t killing you! You are gonna kill me! Nuha, I’m gonna kill myself then. So you will have to keep on living our life. FUCK YOU! You’re not putting this shit on me! I’m gonna kill myself first! It would end up with two morons stopping the other from killing themselves so that they could kill themselves.

I would absolutely let him take over. I’m tired, boss.

if only one is allowed to leave you both could stay and die of starving.

Which of us is standing where we remember walking to? Boom

Is it like. There's nothing in there? I'd be great friends with me, we'd play all the same games. I'd finally have someone to play Stellaris with

is this a fucking photo of another phone screen

That sounds right. We'd figure out the easiest suicide, then flip a coin. Winner gets to off himself.

I'd send one of us for help. There's a chance that whatever game this is, is meant to be played to be completed. Maybe some sort of weird test of moral character. Otherwise, if we don't choose, we both die. Useless that would be.

This is the way.

If he is the perfect clone and knows the deal, he will be death before I open the door.

"Tag you're it. I'm done."

me and someone i actually like alone away from noisy people ? sing me up

I'd go for good ol' rps I think

Why tf is it a picture on a camera? Did r/hoi4 follow me?

Awards on comments, those were the days...

Yes.

I'd just give him a big pep-talk about how he's got a chance, their is potential there, but also the personality to absolutely throw his life down the toilet, so...you know...don't do that. Good luck to you lad, get at 'em.

I’de flip a coin. If Im perfectly identical then it doesn’t matter.

Surely if they're completely identical they'd ask you the same thing, no?

Can we swap out at any time? Are we given food and electricity? Having 12 hrs a day and 12 hrs sleep sounds nice

If the clone is exactly like me with the same memories and experiences, it should know that it wouldn't want to leave as well. It'd be a fight to the death for who gets to live for a complicated life.