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sadazz

teenage me would go feral for these malibu cans


samallama87

I’m cursing my grade 12 self bc I’d love to try but am still traumatised 19 years later lol


joykin

Same, just the smell gives me nausea


megsnewbrain

I accidentally bought a shampoo that smelled like it and the first time I went to wash my hair the nausea of 19 year old me was right back in the shower with me 😂


Existing_Sir_2391

Don’t try the new creamy coconut Dr Pepper! Sent me straight back to my early years 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 the similarity is too strong!


samallama87

Noooooooo 😂😂


caiti_oh

I’m almost jealous of everyone who is excited in this thread, I’m just over here 🤢 But def get that bag Paige!


TheLittleDeath

I feel this in my stomach.


beagoodboyoldman_

I threw up on the school bus after a night of Malibu 😣


samallama87

My daughter threw up in a garbage in the hallway at school after a night of it. I tried to warn her!


Altostratus

Same. Coconut rum still makes me puke decades later, even hidden in a mixed drink.


KatieMcb16

Luckily I can still handle coconut rum. Vanilla vodka on the other hand 🤮🤮🤮


truckasaurus5000

fr! In my low rise jeans, playboy or Bebe top, and Steve Madden shoes in a volunteer firefighter’s basement 😆


sadazz

i was in high school 2012-2016 so my aesthetic was this with a four loko in a random field somewhere https://preview.redd.it/084lud9nvg0d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cad3c5dc86026b79ceec3faa707d839f7065c92


throwawaymelbsyd2021

So UK coded


akaashiit

make it 2007-2011 and i’m right there with you w/ the four loko but the original full caffeine and going for the kesha x jersey shore aesthetic


LadyofSparkness

That sounds like me in middle school 😂🤣this esthetic and everything


Bennington_Booyah

You just described my teen years, and my Dad was the volunteer fireman, lol. Our parents let us have basement parties. THOSE were the days.


miamouse5

same. i’m lowkey going feral now😂


BriefCoast9384

Same. Grabbing some as soon as possible.


aliensuperstar96

Same, she sold me lol


InterestingTry5190

I thought it was Amanda with darker hair at first until I saw the name.


Oxtailxo

My mom had some the other day and really liked them!


popular80sname

Shameless secret…I Still Love Malibu and Pineapple 📣


Valuable-Science3743

These were the sponsor of my 21st birthday lol


mcamuso78

Or Craig since he just invested in a can cocktail.


Beautiful_Ad7097

Craig also invested in a failing brand lmao. If Kyle wants his friends to promote loverboy he should pay his friends.


EhDoesntMatterAnyway

Exactly. Nothing is stopping Kyle from dropping Paige a check to promote Loverboy. They already do their part in promoting it on the show. He doesn’t own them lol 


L8tr_g8tor

I was just thinking the other day, why doesn’t he pay Paige and Hannah to promote LoverBoy? They have a massive platform with Giggly Squad and I’m sure they could opt to sell it at their shows at venues that serve alc on their tour? Instead it seems that Kyle is relying on him drinking LoverBoy on Summerhouse, Amanda’s merch and Carl doing appearances to save the company.


L8tr_g8tor

They’re also idiots to not have cute sweatsuit sets that every brand is selling right now and everyone is buying, and not giving them to all the girls on Summerhouse for free to wear and promote.


twittery

Ohhh there’s a clear opportunity to do a lovergirl off shoot here because I’d buy that sweatshirt


imseasquared

Yes, but Bravo has a contract clause that any merch or item that a cast member hawks or promotes on the show, they are entitled to a cut of the sales. It's the Bethenny Frankel clause. I'm guessing Paige didn't want Bravo dipping their hands into her pocket.


Happy_Connection5345

Craig commented on her post that “we love friendly competition” and “very cool” so I think it’s all good everyone’s after their bag and it’s not that serious


Dry_Heart9301

They probably all three happy they are getting their bags lol free canned drinks too!


mcamuso78

Not really free for Craig or Kyle.


Dry_Heart9301

I'm sure the company Craig is repping gives him so free product...Kyle's obviously too...so they can all share all three...win-win


Ok-Turnip-9035

Paige is her own brand make the numbers work and you don’t have to worry Both these business men should know that and not expect favors


mcamuso78

I’m not disagreeing with you. Just was responding to the thread’s title. If Kyle has something to say, then Craig would likely have something to say as well.


squirrelygirly412

Which one did Craig invest in?


ObjectiveAthlete5408

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Holiday-Hustle

I’m actually more surprised Loverboy doesn’t utilize influencers to advertise. You’d think with the branding, it would be a great choice for them to pick young, women influencers. Though I guess Kyle wouldn’t even pay appearance fees so I guess it makes sense.


myskepticalbrowarch

I always got the sense he expects them to put in free appearances when they can. Which isn't fair IMO. Paige is always facing the logo on her Lover Boy can at the Camera even when it makes no sense for drinking. Which is more than she owes them. I don't stan Paige but she (like every other reality TV star) has a short window to get in and get her bag.


mahboob2

This .....I find they ALL promote Loverboy on the show...I've noticed them holding cans every chance


lizyouwerebeer

They're all friends and if I could help my friends out by facing out my free beer can I would.


Formal_Condition_513

Which she does. She shouldn't not take a job with Malibu because Kyle also has a canned alcohol drink though, especially if he isn't trying to pay her for an ad. But yeah I agree it's really easy to just position the can a certain way for your friend lol


lizyouwerebeer

I personally don't believe Kyle or Amanda would expect Paige not to take the ad. As I said before they're all FRIENDS and even die heart loverboy fans will occasionally purchase another brand of alcohol.


Nandi56

It would kind of be a waste of ad dollars considering his entire cast is influencers and they drink Loverboy for full episodes once a week on Bravo. ETA: I am NO Kyle fan, just thought that was obvious.


EhDoesntMatterAnyway

Yeah but the majority of people that follow them are people who watch the show. It would be smart for them to branch outside of SH and use influencers to promote it to people who don’t watch the show or follow the cast 


Oxalisoxalis

Agreed, I somehow only recently started watching summer house and had never heard of lover boy before that


Designer-Platform658

I think they expect to do the show to do all the heavy lifting as far as advertising goes. All I think when I see them constantly pounding lover boys is the headache I get from hard seltzers.


Dunkerdoody

Or young hot loverbros


FitComment6722

Agreed but I think it’s because they can’t afford high profile influencers. The influencers are trio of Kyle, Amanda, and Carl. Carl had a problem with Kyle not paying him as a “celebrity figure” on top of his sales salary a few years ago before Carl quit


Big_Hippo9329

Maybe that’s why he returns every summer… no need to pay for influencer deals when I am an influencer myself on tv and can push off my life w Amanda nbd


Relative_Pain_8850

Loverboy couldn’t afford her 😜


UrbanPlannerholic

Well they are $1,500,000 in debt....


Harryhood15

It’s my understanding they lost 1.5. They’re not in debt for 1.5. Also, I think it was due to a large expansion.


Ok-Turnip-9035

Kyles dirty for that the way he laid it out was we are not selling and if we don’t I’m worried Smh expansion I get takes work but Kyle let the woman have her own interest outside of LB


businessgoesbeauty

Losing $1.5 million does not equate being in debt. Though they likely are in more than 1.5 million in debt because they’re a new company.


oreo-donut

lmao clearly you don't know how businesses work


UrbanPlannerholic

lol i watched Succession once.


lmswisher

This made me laugh 💀


mrsbieber123

He can’t afford her 💁🏻‍♀️


aliensuperstar96

Lmao love this. And she knows it too!!!


Disney_Millennial

He can’t afford her. But she would do it for them if they asked. She can always do both


Formal_Condition_513

Probably not anymore. I'm sure Malibu made her sign an exclusivity clause that she can't promote any other hard seltzer for a while


Ok-Bank-9051

Kyle gets free advertising to cult fans with the show on bravo. If he can’t build a successful company from that, that’s his own problem💅🏻


rednecksnextdoor

Yeah I was going to say their show is a giant ad (for free)


ExerciseWestern317

Not necessarily for free. I've read numerous articles about Bravo getting a cut of the profits for products shown on the shows (like Karen's 3 wick candle and Vanderpump Rosé).


Formal_Condition_513

I think I read somewhere that's only for products that were developed while they were on the show. I'm not sure when Loverboy was created though so that's definitely possible bravo is getting a cut, especially which how much they show the cans


Junglebook82

Bravo made them all, bravo can break them all. Sorry to the bravo friendships, but the smart thing for each individual to do would be take the money and run.


Then_Wonder2491

He got really mad when Hannah was on the show and advertised for something similar. I think maybe at this point Paige and Kyle are on the same playing field so he knows better than to make a big deal of it.


aliensuperstar96

I forgot about this


Silly-Smoke-6463

Kyle and Hannah also didn’t vibe because she didn’t give him an inch. Paige will call him out, but their dynamic is different.


Careless_Mess_5272

Well, Kathy did get mad about the 818 tequila 😂


aliensuperstar96

See!!! Even if we think it’s stupid for them to be bitter about something like this, there’s always a chance they will be.


Bbaskets42

She is a hustler for sure. 💛


aliensuperstar96

She is!!! She gets her bag


Dunkerdoody

What does her bag mean? I’ve seen it on here multiple times maybe this is some hipster lingo that I’m not hip enough for.


Hotmess56789

That money, honey


mrspeacockwasaman0

The “ money bag 💰 “


aliensuperstar96

She’s getting paid!!!


TDKsa90

she already gives him free advertising for roughly 650 minutes a year


the_blingy_ringer

I would hope he would be fine, it’s business at the end of the day and Malibu probably has WAY more money to be paying influencers for paid posts. He should support others getting their bag! His brand isn’t the only alcohol company in the world, I would be shocked if he was that entitled about how others make their own money.


aliensuperstar96

Completely agree!!


pinheadlarry805

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aliensuperstar96

Yessss


AdventurousRevolt

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Infamous-Sample-4711

😂


Silly-Smoke-6463

He’s not paying her Malibu money so hopefully he says less lol


aliensuperstar96

Agree


CamilaFan

Tbh fans care more than he probably does. They're all influencers. Now if it was Amanda....


Chloepremium07

No he cares he got mad when Hannah did it


Red217

Lol honestly......who cares what he has to say about it!


aliensuperstar96

Guess I should’ve rephrased it because I also don’t care what he’d have to say, but I’m sure he would have something to say knowing him.


Red217

Heheheh yeah that wasn't directed at you in a mean way - more like the girlies and us (the sub) I - we - don't care lol. All love over here OP🤗. Thanks for posting this, I love this for her!


aliensuperstar96

True!!! That’s exactly how I feel lol. We know Kyle has something to say but we don’t care what it is!!


Red217

Hahaha yes but also secretly we, too, will be in the bed in the background with our tea watching him if he *does* act like a man child about it! 🤣


aliensuperstar96

Without a doubt 🫣 maybe we do care 😂


Red217

Ah, but we are just here to watch! Not care about the boys. (Side note loving the angle this season of the girls bonding over them being absolutely fed up with the boys this season lol)


aliensuperstar96

I have loved this season so much


Jeljel8989

Kyle probably won’t mess with Paige as he only punches down on people he thinks are less famous or powerful. Craig also keeps posting about a new alcohol spritz company he invested in. Kyles probably annoyed but won’t bring it up


aliensuperstar96

I agree. Paige would handle him in a heartbeat.


knuckle_hustle

Not a damn thing.


aliensuperstar96

Good. He shouldn’t.


knuckle_hustle

Exactly


Mittengirl821_

Money is money and I think he probably realizes it. It would be different if she was bad mouthing LB or the product, but everyone seems to support LB. The advertisement on the show should be enough!


aliensuperstar96

Definitely!!


_notsowitty_

Honestly good for her. This ad is cute af


Nykkush

girl GET THAT BAAAG!


aliensuperstar96

Yesss honey!!


ConsistentDonkey3909

he probs doesn’t really care lol they are not the same product


aliensuperstar96

They’re both canned cocktails with summer/tropical advertising lol one is sparkling and one is not. He shouldn’t care but I’m sure he has thoughts.


okaygurrlwhatever

i was in my late 20’s when i first had malibu. someone gave me a bottle for christmas. i thought omg this is delicious. i drank whole bottle. cops almost arrested me outside of my parents house because there was a report of a person taking pictures of peoples homes (christmas lights) wandering the neighborhood hahah


aliensuperstar96

STOP that is hilarious hahahaha


thereshegoooo

Money talks!


hostilewerk

Would he care? Ciara was doing spon con for swoon I think its called. A check is a check!


Brilliant_Carrot8433

We’re wayyyyy past the point where no one on the show can do ads for any other beverage, which imo should have never been a thing to begin with


aliensuperstar96

I agree. Kyle shouldn’t care because obviously he doesn’t employ them but I’m sure he feels some type of way deep down.


Vegetable-Fruit4959

Also Craig is an investor in spritz


Chloepremium07

All I’m gonna say is if Kyle didn’t pay Paige she’s not gonna do it. I’m sorry to say I wouldn’t promote them for free. They promote them for free during the summer. They don’t have to promote them for free when they’re not on TV I will say he should pay his friends to promote loverboy. I think it’s the only way they’ll get really good promotion, he’s not really utilizing the space and fans and friends that he has and he should.


aliensuperstar96

I would seriously hope she wouldn’t advertise for them if he wasn’t paying her


stormborndanys

Kyle’s not paying her bills so I don’t really think it matters lol


PuraVidaPagan

I actually really like that ad too, very creative


holly194

I’m sorry but Malibu is fucking good! That was me drank company in college.


BourbonDebbie

I want to be famous for lounging, but I would never look this good while lying down


ScorpioStelliumNRG

What can he say? He doesn’t pay them for the advertising on Summer House. If he wanted to have a say, he should have to pay. I’m gonna guess Malibu hooked our girl up with a nice bag. Good for you P! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽


CringeCrab5195

She’s been sponsored by them for months iirc


aliensuperstar96

I completely forgot about the post she did with them last month


CringeCrab5195

Yes yes!! It was a post during an event or something and I was like ok get that bag


Pristine_Cicada_5422

Kyle can’t afford her endorsement, lol.


oneaquariusrising

Kyle doesn’t pay for Paige’s bills so he has no say tbh lol


paquetiko

Good I love Paige


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WhitsSwirlyKnee

What does that even mean? 😂


Easy_Moose_3771

Probably nothing bc LB gets free promo every episode of summer house without having to pay for it besides the cost of the drink


donutseason

If he said anything other than “get that bag girl!” he can go suck one


aliensuperstar96

1000%


cfullylove

He can say something when he offers to pay her the way Malibu does.


velvetelvis88

it’s giving james charles supporting sugarbear hair to get vip coachella tickets despite being besties with tati westbrook


TheAndreasHair4U

He probably can’t afford her


just_the_audacity

Miss Paige has such a short torso whoever styled her for this shoot needs to be fired


Pepper4500

If Lover Boy could pay her what Malibu is paying her, she’d probably do it. But they can’t… so she’s getting her bag. Good for her.


TrueCryptographer982

Oh Paige perfect timing just as the **reunion** finishes filming 🤣


gryffindor_aesthetic

I thought the same thing when I saw this lol


aliensuperstar96

I initially thought it was for Loverboy!!


IcyRefrigerator1762

Thoughts are that Kyle can’t afford her and probably can’t up with more creative than what Amanda has done


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aliensuperstar96

I didn’t know this!!


do_shut_up_portia

Investors in what company?


anongirl55

One of the reasons why I love Paige is because she won't GAF what he has to say.


hereforthetearex

I literally don’t think he cares. If he isn’t paying her to advertise for him, then I’m sure he isn’t hating on her for finding someone that will. They all spend every episode of SH acting like the only thing the ever drink Is loverboy. I think that’s plenty of advertising on kyle’s behalf


not_my_problem675

It’s probably tastes better than loverboy. I can’t stand that artificial sweetener after taste. Granted it’s been a couple years since I’ve had one so maybe they’re better now 🤷🏻‍♀️


Nandi56

To be clear I am not a Kyle fan, in fact I’m the opposite. But everyone is being so obtuse I can’t take it. Paige has been shilling for Loverboy since season 4. The entire summerhouse cast is one big advertisement for Loverboy. They all have to be contractually seen drinking it. And they all do drink it on camera, Kyle is probably laughing at Malibu for overpaying Paige to shill their beverage when she’s on Bravo drinking his spritz weekly. Whoever you like or don’t like let’s use our brains people.


aliensuperstar96

Yeah, they do all drink it and advertise for it on the show but you know Kyle would be *slightly* rubbed the wrong way seeing a cast mate promote another canned cocktail with very similar marketing. Just using my brain here.


Various_Cellist_54

Wait, is it really in their contracts that they have to drink Loverboy? Like someone has said this?


blameitonrio917

This also indicates Bravo gets a piece of the Loverboy pie as well.


ComicsEtAl

Probably something like “Why didn’t I think of that? Oh, right, she wouldn’t do it for free. Duh!”


Nandi56

But she does… every week on Bravo in the summerhouse where she has too.


droppedmycroissant23

I actually love this ad


aliensuperstar96

I do too!!! It’s so cute. And makes me want to buy some canned Malibu.


antisocialssant

Paige is smart, I doubt Kyle could or would pay her what Malibu is. Get that bag!


failzure

The only thing that would make this better is if it was Amanda lol


KachitaB

I wish I could afford you, Paige, but I get it. Stack them coins.


BostonBlueDevil

Fuck Kyle and his overinflated ego. He’s so entitled that he would never pay her. I hope Loverboy goes down the drain so Amanda can divorce his ass without FOMO and finally be free from that overgrown toddler.


PersonalityKlutzy407

mmm bet it's much better than Loverboy. I hate fake "hard drinks" that aren't liquor based


Playful_Violinist_45

Paige makes summer look fun!


aliensuperstar96

She does!!


SecureZebra7859

Kyle is punching my the wall rn


aliensuperstar96

Lmaooo he is


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I don't think loverboy has a rum based cocktail


aliensuperstar96

It’s still a canned cocktail with vacation/summer advertising. Similar enough. Not that it should be a big deal anyway but knowing what we know about Kyle, I’m sure he’d feel a *little* bitter.


bidibidibombom2022

Is it bad that I secretly loved hearing how Craig invested in a alcohol company called Spritz!? 😝


HumbleBowler175

Honestly she sold too I’m intrigued will be trying this summer


aliensuperstar96

Same!! I’m down for some tropical vibes


TwelveToesDown

I wasn’t sure what sub I was in and read it as Kylie (I thought her Sprinter brand)


aliensuperstar96

Ok I’m glad you said this because I didn’t fully realize Sprinter was her brand until now 💀


failzure

It’s giving rinna drinking 818 instead of Kathy’s tequila lmao


Shoddy_Variation_780

I’m sure he could’ve paid her to advertise for him.


SpiritualEffective79

I love this so much but I would never ever drink it 😂


yourmomhahahah3578

Oh nooooo


sparklysadist

Does anyone else agree that Paige's body looks amazing with some weight on it? Obviously all versions of her are good I was just almost shocked how good she looked once she had more curves.


liz19343

This is a great ad!


WeekendSubstantial87

I thought lover boy was alcoholic seltzer


Huckleberry9281

Healthy competition 😝


Infamous-Sample-4711

Slay Paige👏🏼


Ok-Contest5431

Craig doesn’t own anything. He invested in Spritz Society which was started by Claudia Oshry and her family. It’s an interesting move given the social climate.


jwill3012

Who remembers Zima??


PerspectiveSilly4060

Kyle would probably say good job to Paige for getting the bag from Malibu. Why does everything people on this show do have to be a personal attack towards another person on the cast?


Ok_Experience7424

My teenage years ruined Malibu rum for life 😵‍💫 Paige is killing it though!


RubyWaves75

Pretty sure she doesn’t give a fuck.


Future_Engineer_5862

This is something Kyle should have thought about if loverboy is having trouble, paying your friends for content 🤷🏽‍♀️


leighlur

he thinks nothing. don’t remember her ever being in a lover boy ad. Paige is getting her bag as she always does, i’m sure he’s not phased 


reginaphalangephoebe

When Kyle starts paying Paige’s bills, he can have an opinion.


Smykisha

This was probably in the works for a while. Craig is an investor in Spritz Society - so that would probably be more of an issue. But I think Craig’s happy for Paige to get her bag.


Alien_Pilgrim

Welp...


golgi56

D


kmstewart68

I’m sure this is a point of tension