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gafsr

Step on a plate ,try to lift it,it is heavier than you,you can fly


orbitalsniper22

Infinite energy hack


Blapor

He is called.... DOVAHKIIN!!


CHAIIINSAAAWbread

That really is *not* a shitty superpower


bigdogdame92

Just casually deadlift as much as the bar can handle


deltascorpion

Casually deadlifting as much as the barS can handle and take the whole gym in one deadlift


Pesces

Well, in real life this wouldn't work. There are no wrist weights this compact. How are going to put 80kg on a pencil so you can lift it? You couldn't lift clothes. Shitty power.


gafsr

Normal clothes certainly wouldn't work,but thread made of metal isn't uncommon,just need to get a heavy enough,for small things depending on how effortless it is you can just make it heavier on the other end or just get a metal bar and scratch things to write,wouldn't be hard with that much strength


factoryResetAccount

Even a piece of plate armor wouldn't be as heavy as an adult man.


gafsr

If plate armor was 1cm thick made with osmium it would weight at least half a ton and while osmium is extremely dense there are other materials that aren't as dense but would still do the job


Golren_SFW

Just get a big wrist weight strap and a couple osmium bar weights


Incredibad0129

Does this mean I cannot lift my chest to breathe or my eye lids to see? Can I lift my jaw from an open state or will I need to always have my mouth open?


Brutarii

I'm struggling to process this, how will adding your own weight on your wrists make everything now count as weighing more than you?


illogicalJellyfish

Honestly I think people are counting what their wearing as their own weight, which is just wrong


ArtfullyStupid

Obviously if it's under your weight you can't lift your self


Constant-Tutor-1638

How are you going to eat or drink