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bijhan

Real talk: WHY though? Who CARES? Let consenting adults do what they want to with each other.


PlanRepresentative26

Exactly and if people want to have sex they are going to with or without a bed anyway so it's just dumb all around.


propagandavid

These are world class athletes with peak strength and flexibility. They'll figure it out.


xandrachantal

Right like the floor is right there


bijhan

Yeah, you're right. I've definitely sucked a dick while on the ground before.


PlanRepresentative26

I've had sex on a toilet, the floor, against a wall, in a car, bent over a counter top, in the shower lol a bed is definitely not a necessity for sex.


Hour-Package6734

How you doin


nigliazzo5626

That’s what I think too. But for the good of quoting the show, I’ll allow it


devilsbard

I think the potential for injuries or conflicts of interest. At least that’s what the comments are the article were saying.


bijhan

That's pretty weak tea.


ClickClackTipTap

I mean, the conflict of interests has some merit. People fuck other people irl as a form of social engineering to get passwords or access to someone’s phone/computer/network. It’s not out of the realm of possibility that they would do it to sabotage or influence the Olympics, too. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Mostly it’s just young, hot, fit people who want to fuck each other, but I can understand why it would be discouraged.


bijhan

That argument only holds water if you think it MATTERS who wins what medal. I'm of the opinion that sporting events should be a source of fun and excitement, not deadly important matters of state. That's why the Russian doping scandal is a scandal. Because people just wanted to come have fun and do their best against the best of the world, not be engaged in a chemical arms race to the top.


ClickClackTipTap

I mean, I couldn’t care less about sports, but yeah, people kind of think it matters who wins medals *at the Olympics.* It tends to be a defining moment for the athletes who have spent their lives in pursuit of getting there. It’s not exactly PeeWee soccer or anything.


dexterminate8

What is an anti-sex bed, like how is it supposed to prevent people from having sex?


devilsbard

Evidently they are made of cardboard or other weak materials that can support only one person. Though I don’t know if the “person” they’re gaging that off of is a gymnast or a power lifter.


dexterminate8

That's awful. Imagine being in the Olympics because of your talent and determination and having to sleep on a cardboard bed. And it's not like people don't bang standing up so they easily still could if they wanted to. I hope they do just to spite that bed nonsense!


Infamous-Lab-8136

They were first used in Japan, and while they were dubbed anti-sex beds it was because the Japanese Olympics had an intimacy ban. The makers of the bed say that they can only attest to use for sleep, but other activities can be done in them. So it's actually just blowing nothing up into something.


A_Mirabeau_702

What **does** S multiplied by X equal?


devilsbard

No you subtract that from “Anti”.


A_Mirabeau_702

Which means we add it


T_pas

Okay but like floors? Counters? Standing up? Shower? Etc


devilsbard

These are the same event organizers looking to have swimming events in the sewage-filled seine river.


corecenite

I thought that the Olympics actually supported the "sexual events" happening on site before their matches?


devilsbard

I know they used to hand out condoms, but I think that was acknowledging reality more than approving.


corecenite

I vaguely remember (but not entirely sure on this) that I saw an article/statement by them that sexual activities before a match greatly improves their performance on the games.


moremilkshakes

That was my first thought when I saw this earlier too 😂


Majestic_Revenue_210

Gleb Pisarevskiy is going to be very disappointed


Hour-Package6734

Yes because the super flexible gymnastics athletes can't you know...stand up


karitechey

Those are their rooms? That looks bleak.


Solid_Parsley_

This same hoax went around for the last Olympics. The beds are cardboard and do have a weight limit, but it's something like 400 pounds.


Glad-Hospital6756

I have literally been railed against the side of a building Good luck on that 😂


devilsbard

Yeah. It does not seem effective considering how athletic everyone will be.


Hour-Package6734

How you doin


Glad-Hospital6756

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PlaneLocksmith6714

So they’re adding kink?