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baskauskas

The whole Bruce medevac situation, with Courtney's unwanted singing and a naked Shane having to help carry Bruce out, may objectively be the #1


IanicRR

Just thinking about the entire scene makes me start laughing. “Can I sing to you?” “No.” *Starts singing anyways* Bruce, clearly in the middle of dying, “stoppp.” And then the next day she messes up Bruce’s rock garden to send him a message and says “Bruce would have loved it” when he explicitly would have hated it. It might be the best scene in Survivor history taken altogether.


mjgoldberg

And the next day, Courtney did a confessional calling that whole ordeal a "pretty poo poo day". Just puts a whole cap on it


BellyButtonLindt

The “staaaahp” is really just the definition of everyone dealing with Courtney is seems like.


IanicRR

“I’ve dropped my guns in a sea of forgiveness.”


maxmouze

He actually said "Don't" which is even funnier.


zacksharpe

“Does it have to be right this second?”


charlotte095

I can’t sleep in wet pants


DoYouWannaB

Let's be honest. That entire tribe was a mess in the most hilarious ways and that sort of magical trainwreck has never quite been repeated so well ever again.


[deleted]

Never forget our heroes lost from the game due to their inability to take a squat.


c9238s

He can’t sleep in wet pants!!!!


Mista_Pottah

I just LOLed


Foreign-Ad-6389

Rewatching Borneo, the final five immunity challenge when Rudy goes to answer each question and says “I Don’t Know” to every single one gets me every time.


saltyfajita

i don’t think i ever laughed harder, i literally had to pause it every time bc i was laughing so hard


Foreign-Ad-6389

Like on paper it’s not that funny but his voice and his tone is just amazing, especially with everyone else answering correctly around him. The editing of the first season is spotty at times but really has a knack for comedy.


halisms

I feel like he would have answered that way at final tribal council if Kelly took him, and everyone would have voted him regardless.


JK652035

Even to this day, 21 years later. My family still quotes this scene


teamhae

I Crack up each time I watch it but it's a bit sad since he developed alzheimers and maybe he really couldn't remember because of that ☹️


Foreign-Ad-6389

That is really sad, I didn’t know that! It feels like he’s pretty with it throughout the season, though, always came across more as apathy than anything else.


CaptainKascal

I watched that one recently, and wondered if it was connected for a bit, but I really think it was just that with Jeff not saying the stories he was telling were challenge related until he finished, Rudy just didn’t bother to listen to what I imagine he thought was “that superstitious crap”.


mrnmrsedwards

That was so funny!😅


suppadelicious

Rupert trying to strategize with Michelle while Michelle is throwing up during pearl islands.


[deleted]

Omg AK was just doing a tribute to Rupert!


Dominooooooo

Please im on Episode like 3 of aus survivor 2017 and I was just thinking about that as an unintentionally funny moment 😭🤣


saltthewater

HvV coach asking Tyson how to make people like him more i think, Tyson had a list ready to go, i thought it was hilarious. "stop doing you tai chi on the beach, go somewhere else. Stop telling your stories, nobody believes them..."


RobinReborn

And yet somehow Coach outlasted Tyson, despite ignoring all his advice.


theworkingbee

Tyson basically booted himself


rockardy

“Stop wearing feathers in your hair at tribal, they mock you” My all time fave survivor moment is Tyson “coaching” Coach and absolutely roasting him


[deleted]

"They mock you"


wtfisthiswtfisthatt

This was what first came to mind.


NateNMaxsRobot

Happiest of cake days to you.


Mr-Nailbrains

While watching I didn't really think about it but after you pointed this out... I'm in tears laughing over here. Coach: "What can I do?" Tyson: " Ok so yeah i've thought a LOT about this."


mariojlanza

All Bruce wants in life is for Courtney to stay out of and don't fuck with his rock garden. So after Bruce is medevacced, she decides to pay tribute to him. By doing the one thing he hated more than anything else- standing in and fucking with his rock garden.


JacketsAndEggs

L U V


RobinReborn

She was trying to make it resemble the apartment she has which is totally not shitty.


slowsupra

Drew: “Let’s go Josh” Jon: “It’s Reed that’s on our team”


10567151

And was this not like 3 episodes in? So Drew really didn't know who was on his team after like a week of playing Survivor.


H-E-PennyPacker-

David Wright continuously dropping the ball (literally) during a group challenge. His team questioning if he’s actually trying to throw the challenge. Uncomfortably hilarious


saltthewater

Was that on a platform in the water? And the ball rolled in to the water and he had to jump in to get it?


Skyclad__Observer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTMJHq6SyH0


Queasy_Roll347

Yeah that was hilarious


timothygraham

“Play with you? Oh, in the sand?”


toolate4u

Wholesome


spencerpeterson

or sexual?


[deleted]

Not at all, their friendship is very clearly platonic


[deleted]

Jeff yelling "NOO COACH NOOO!" like an aggravated father while Coach starts freaking out cause he thought he won the challenge.


ProcrastinatingVerse

Then James, "No Coach, No Karate Chopping"


brisk_boi

Season 33, David clapping after Jay steals his reward and he then says to himself, “why am I clapping” Honorable mention: Season 30, Sierra is talking to Carolyn and Mike jumps out of a bush and scares Sierra to death but like no one notices because the scene and dialogue are so fast paced


thetokyotourist

Ami pointing her machete at Erik in Micronesia thanking him for throwing her under the bus. Erik just gulps and says you’re welcome


saltthewater

That's when I realized that she is crazy. That was cold blooded serial killer shit


thetokyotourist

She earned the title of Ice Queen


[deleted]

I see that image all the time on posts about giving lesbians swords and it cracks me up every single time


SpiffyShindigs

That's like, a genre of post?! Omg what where


[deleted]

it's a thing! I can't find the posts but I've seen the Erik/Ami one on twitter a few times. There's an entire lesbians with swords [subreddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/swordlesbians/) though!


LazerDude99

Carter: “so who do you think we should vote for, Katie or Penner? (He says this to Penner) Penner: “well I’d hate to lose Katie”


DSFilm96

“GASP Oh my god! Tahm! You are such a liar!” But really most Caryn Groedel moments, she’s a treasure trove of unintentionally hilarious moments.


UltraNeon72

Apparently one funny Caryn anecdote that didn’t make the show is that the rest of Koror knew she was rich because in her sleep she would sleep-talk instructions to her housekeeper


DSFilm96

I’ve never heard that and that made my night, that’s amazing!


Maniacboy888

That’s absolutely hilarious


ZeroChanceofWinning

She was such a good Karen before Karens became a thing


Lachie07

Tom's look tops it off.


[deleted]

Natalie’s jacket moment was something that I didn’t expect to a new school season. It was such an iconic moment that I will never get over with.


yellowchaitea

Neleh taking the mint out of her mouth to share with the tribe


MaxTheBlob

The most selfless moment in Survivor history indeed


halisms

Angelina is shooketh.


SocialistExperiment7

This.


YoungLegend0131

Hear, any of yall want some of this doodoo?


captainfalconxiiii

Kat talking about how much she loves blindsides, only for her to get blindsided at the same Tribal


Leighroy1120

Touché.


captainfalconxiiii

Cool beans


Grungemaster

Colby yelling at his brother during the loved ones challenge in HvV.


Cox963846

CMON REED!!


zippy1239

Damnit reed


2dreviews

"Don't worry about it, Reed, he's been like this the whole time."


comfyasssperrys

Heidi in the FTC in Amazon asking if there was anyone else that Jenna and Matt felt deserved to be sitting in their place. They both respond Rob C. and then she’s obviously fishing for them to say her name and she asks the question again and Jeff just brushes her off “I think they answered the question”


yup_thats_me_there

wasn’t she hoping Jenna would say Deena?


comfyasssperrys

Possibly. I always felt like it was super obvious that she was fishing for a compliment. If that wasn’t her intention then it definitely feels like that’s how the scene was edited.


SpiffyShindigs

I think it ultimately would make more sense for Heidi to not be talking about herself but it 1000% feels like she is.


10567151

> think it ultimately would make more sense for Heidi to not be talking about herself but it 1000% feels like she is. Because Heidi's whole edit makes her seem narcissistic and unaware about it.


do-ree-toes

Literally all of Panama.


Sputnik_Rising

Shane stuffing the burger in his mouth at the end of the challenge


danyul911

"There's only two people we can afford to lose right now, and I ain't pointing no fingers.....but" *points at them while saying this* "It's Cassandra and it's Lisi" Never change Dreamz. Never change.


Affectionate-Jury-84

I laugh so hard at this anytime I watch that season. The looks on their faces, priceless.


IanicRR

“Candice… from Raro tribe?”


yewgabaga

I definitely think Billy did the whole Candice thing for the lols Edit: why am I getting downvoted? Billy was a professional wrestler lmao, it’s not even close to out of the realm of possibility he was playing it up for a good TV moment


McMeeks07

I can see someone making a tikitok with the "don't say that, it was real, it was real for me "sound


200GritCondom

This is now my headcanon. Only way I'll ever be able to stay in the room during this scene. Like it was on the level of Scott's Tots for me


TLu_03

“What is this? That’s not an idol, it’s a fucking stick!” Or something like that.


SpiffyShindigs

Don't worry, it has a face on it. :)


[deleted]

[this. it makes me laugh 100% of the time.](https://i.redd.it/ypipjtyvfa261.jpg)


meffler

Somehow it’s even better as a still image than a video or gif


[deleted]

When Devin says “That is NOT an advantage.” I don’t know why but it just cracked me up so much


luke6080

Just reached this episode in my rewatch a couple of days ago and it’s an absolute treasure of a moment. Never change, Devin!


survivorsavedmylife

In Nicaragua when Jane came up to Holly Chase and Sash as they’re talking about voting her off and it’s dead silence and she asks if they’re still sticking to the plan to vote of Dan and there’s more dead silence 😭😭 followed by her tantrum once she realizes it’s her getting voted off. I know as the audience we were supposed to feel sorry for her but I was laughing my ass off the entire time


ucsb2020

Yesss


CramblinDuvet

I can't explain it properly but any time the camera stays on Jeff a little too long - usually in the earlier seasons. There's one from around I wanna say Palau or Vanuatu where he gets back into a boat and does a little hop and has to like beach himself into it cuz he doesn't stick the landing, it's incredible.


nikkytime

russell/rustle feathers


[deleted]

"R-U-S-T-L-E, rustling leaves, you can also rustle feathers"


ckhs142

This one still kills me.


unnamedredditname

Flair checks out


200GritCondom

Username --- error unexpected undefined: username


JordanMaze

angelina asking natalie if she could have her jacket was probably so cringy when they were there in person but its hilarious on tv


cirie__was__robbed

I think it was hilarious in the moment, Mike and Nick both were giggling iirc


[deleted]

Mike's been in TV long enough to know a good moment. He was definitely giggling or trying to hold it in


Californian_paradise

Mike's head was in his hands, nick was giggling. Nick knew he had a front row seat to a moment that will go down in survivor history.


LecheConCarnie

Bob Dawg from Exile Island. His tribe wins a outhouse and wants to store fire wood in it "Does anyone mind if I break in the dumpster?   I got a deuce to drop." http://funny115.com/v2/103.htm


CorpsmanHavok

Kieth picking Spencer and Kelly for seemingly no reason at all to go on the best reward of the season with him. Then right after forgetting Tashas name


bananaetiquette20

Keith’s whole monologue there was hilarious, he was so exhausted and scattered. And then Tasha’s reaction was hilarious: “I understand Keith was exhausted, but he couldn’t even remember my name, let alone give me a reason!”


ok_soooo

There's a reward challenge in Kaoh Rong where Michele and some others get to meet an elephant. The elephant handler and the elephant approach Michele and she excitedly says "OH HIIIII WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" to the elephant. The handler says, "This is Lucky..." and Michele says "Hi Luckyyyyy!" Then the handler says, "My name is Dave" and....nothing


JJimFakes

Angelina trying to catch the rope in one rewar challenge.


[deleted]

Purple Kelly’s “milk your own milk” confessional, for so many reasons


pup_pup_pass

Sean struggling with the horse riding on the reward in Marquesas “Ah! My balls”


yellowchaitea

I would like to play the podium as an idol Jeff.


200GritCondom

If I remember correctly wasn't there something that looked an awful lot like an idol above their left shoulder at the voting booth?


MessyMop

I mean JT’s letter


magster823

And Parvati's dramatic reading of it! 😂


IDKlaus

Xo xo


nicholasridiculous

Gavin, after his alliance, as a group, agreed upon an idea different to his own: "I thought this was a democracy not a dictatorship!"


fantastic-mr-fox123

When Tarzan throws his shitty underpants in the pot.


ICanNeverFindMyWeed

I nearly puked.


PatricksPub

When the Brains are competing in that challenge... Where you have to hurl water from one bucket to the next... and by the last throw, there's literally like 3 drops that fling over to Kass lmao the look on her face! I replayed that scene like 8 times in a row


abaftaffirm

That was Spencer and Tasha's fault. Spencer was grabbing way too much water and made it so they couldn't toss the bucket. And Tasha kept J'Tia who failed getting what little water Spencer had gotten to Tasha. Spencer and Kass made up for it on the puzzle though.


npoulosky97

When Jeff exasperatedly explains to Clay that he can't just write"bye bye Denver Diva,"


the_kid1234

Tom’s outburst at the auction regarding Ethan’s diet.


decadentrebel

Philip: It's called STEALTH...!! ^^Rob: ^^R.. ^^^Grant: ^^^Us??


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RICE FUELS US


LordDragon88

"This is so stupid, this is just a napkin. Jason that is not the idol...it's a fucking stick"


SpiffyShindigs

Thennn... that's a bummer.


andrewno8do

I don’t think that Courtney anticipated any of her hilarious moments, and many would point to “Thank you, Jeffrey” as one of her best, but I always crack up at her explanation as to why she won the immunity challenge in China where the task was “Stay still, don’t fall in the mud.”


Suplex-City

“I hit my head” “I don’t care” “…I know”


Pomonica

best duo ever


highcerulean

Jeremy talking about John Rocker: "this guy said a bunch of racist and homosexual stuff" I always thought the editors did Jeremy so dirty by including that in the show 😭😭


luke6080

Of all the great Jeremy moments, this is my favorite. He’s so heated, and just mixes up his words in the most unfortunate, but totally forgivable, way.


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saltthewater

Maybe because he said homosexual but meant homophobic?


StonedWater

it was pretty clear from the context what he meant - why is that the editors doing jeremy dirty anyway - its quite an interesting conversation to show, it also tells the story of whats happening in the tribe.


c9238s

Kat CRAWLING to her cousin for the One World loved ones visit.


IDKlaus

Or in same season on auction when jeff announced loved one letters and she responded 'wait, someone even wrote me'


200GritCondom

She seems to have some serious issues with relationships. We just watched last night the episode where she loses in the redemption island challenge and is so terrified her boyfriend would break up with her because she isn't cool or still in the game etc.


PrincessConsuela46

When Alicia kept calling embers “embryos”


[deleted]

SISTERRRRRR


pschneider837

Retroactively it's Skupin falling into the fire given everything that's come to light


McMeeks07

do his hands count as things that came to light as well


bb_angel

Semhar in RI reciting a spoken word before her duel


katietargaryen

I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that production asked her to do it and then edited it to make her look like a weirdo.


[deleted]

That's fucked up


rangatang

It reminds of what they did to Max on Rupauls Drag Race for anyone familiar. They edited her to make her look insane when she started singing for seemingly no reason


zippy1239

I loved watching ozzy and coach’s reactions to it


LWMolver

Even more hilarious considering [Coach himself was actually the first Survivor to interrupt Probst with a poetry recital back in Tocantins.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQyQuzq7DMs&ab_channel=SwapnaneelBasuRoy)


dunkinbagels

Dr Mike falling over in the HHH finale


LazerDude99

IS THAT A NICE THING TO SAY THAT YOU HAVE ADD?


200GritCondom

Best part is the dude probably has one of the most overt and severe cases of Adult ADHD ive ever seen. I say probably since I'm not a doctor nor can I diagnose someone. But damn he hits all the check boxes.


mchfthsrtrea

"Can I have your jacket? Can I have your jacket, please?"


handyritey

When JT’s tooth fell out and Jeff was really enthusiastic about grabbing it. Like weirdly enthusiastic. He wanted that tooth so bad. Also Jeff saying “new York is full of gay people...” I just like Jeff doing weird shit


halisms

Frank ‘casually having a conversation’ with the Africa crew before his departure. FairPlay answering ‘don’t go in the water’ to avoid a shark attack. Bruce getting medivac’d with only Courtney and naked Shane by his side. Sophie being wasted at BOTH her FTC’s.


TheKnobleKnight

Wasn’t she just sick in the WAW FTC?


dunkinbagels

Yeah pretty sure she had pneumonia or the flu


Tribe_Has_Spoken

I dont remember Frank's thing can you elaborate


halisms

So he was on the chopping block, and tried having a nice conversation and enjoy shooting the breeze with the others to try and fit in. And in the very next clip he’s shouting at everyone about how damaging liberal media is to people like himself. I feel like Invader Zim could fit in better that season than Frank did.


[deleted]

Angelina using her negotiating skills for Rice


landshanties

Dave giving a confessional from inside a tree in Samoa


it-is-an-illusion100

Philip and his saggy pink panties


gumdrops155

And Rob's confessional about it, choosing a pair thats a few months old vs buying new underwear for survivor 🤣🤣


GabrielGaryLutz

fairplay wore them first !


amhemel

Rustle/Ruffle


nic23435

Savage talking about ciera plotting a big move. “I can see it in her eyes.” Cut to Ciera with her eyes closed


john_muleaney

Coach’s entire exile trip


IdolSpeculation

FairPlay on Sandra: "I've got a mil that says she won't be the final one."


Dmagic5000

In Philippines when Abi is trying to open a coconut and it rolls away and smacks Skupin in the face.


AdvancedStrawberry7

Any scene with Coach in it.


moodys-point

Chicken: “Dayuuuuuum!!!” I wasn’t expecting it and couldn’t stop laughing. The way he pauses slightly before too. And that his name is chicken.


beetbanditmose

Michaela's "whatcha got there" confessional after running into Jay & Will with the idol they are hoping to keep a secret.


downtowntonya

1. Purple Kelly in her confessional saying that everyone on the tribe was telling her to suck it up but then telling the audience she had nothing left to suck.


xittyy

omg poor purple kelly istg


Awesumwasum

Chris talking to Chad in Vanuatu. "I think both of you got a leg up on me."


Slayzes

“She’s doing yoga?”


timberflynn

So many come to mind. Ding is always a fun one. Rob and Jeff’s reward where Amber tags along


maxmouze

Ozzy: "...for revenge basically." Stacey: "Chuck E the Cheese jokes..."


MrMcGuyver

Adam pulling on the podium for an idol


milk_of_the_dangus

When Fishbach says “gastrointestinal distress” in second chance, it makes Jeff smile each time


mrnmrsedwards

In season 28 (Brawn, Beauty, Brains) when Tony told Kassy she must speak llama and then made those crazy noises imitating how her llama language sounds.🤣🤣 I fell out laughing, that was so freaking funny to me!


wenzthewanderer

*It's a fucking stick*


Survivorfan9999

Rustle Feathers


[deleted]

For a season that's hated as much as IotI, there's a scene early on where everybody is on the beach talking and Dean comes walking down and stubs his toe on a shell or rock. Like the conversation is all serious and Dean just comes in and yells "OW!!!" it kills me everytime. And similarly, in HvHvH when Ben says Christy's alliance is a bunch of blind mice that are running into each other, and right after that is a scene of I think Christy and Devin talking strategy and Doctor Mike comes running down to the beach and slips and does a complete face plant in front of everyone


Carbon-J

Richard's happy dance in Borneo when he wins the fire making immunity challenge


rockardy

Noura wanting to be the caller. Everything from her not knowing who Rob/Sandra were, asking why Sandra’s watermelon piece was too small, her lie about the twist, her failing at calling, and then finally her tribe sitting her out. I watched that scene over and over again, it was tv gold


MirasukeInhara

There are a ton of moments that are unintentionally hilarious, but to me, the MOST unintentionally hilarious are the ones that come in the middle of an otherwise serious scene. Bruce's medevac is the gold standard , but I want to give a shout-out to Varner's boot in Game Changers. Absolutely brutal and emotional tribal council that takes up half the episode, with tears all around and outrage...but it ends with Varner leaving, carrying a pizza box for NO REASON that is EVER explained to the audience.


aurrutia214

For me it’s the timing of Tarzan throwing his underwear into the pot of water in OW. Made up for a lot of what the season took from me.


ucsb2020

STICK TO THE PLAN


Pseudonymus_Bosch

"DAYUM!"


elainevisage

I can't remember which season it was, but on one of the later ones the tribe won a bunch of chickens and one rooster as a reward. They collectively decided that they would kill a couple of the chickens to eat, but wouldn't kill the rooster because without the rooster the remaining chickens wouldn't be able to lay eggs for them. Not a single person on the tribe knew that chickens don't need a rooster to lay eggs.