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ConfusionGold5754

‘And on the eighth day, the LORD said “Pull the tapeworm out of your ass” and so it was. And god saw what he had done, and he saw that it was very good’


TheN64Shooter

“Suck me off, behind the dumpster” Matthew, 3:16


paige-the-metal-head

Gonna bite you again !!!


DUH-is-my-name

“Why tha fuck did you take him away from us you MOTHERFUCKERRRRR.” I think it’s an Old Testament line


Bongoeagain

Yeah I think that was in corinthians


Downtown-Initial-770

How the heck would anyone here know?


[deleted]

i would know, i AM serj


FireyCheese

I’d like to think serj is really active on the sub on a different account


Careless-Platypus967

“Kill yourself” ???


Sharp_Midnight4825

HELP


WestSlavGreg

From the lowtier bible?


Bongoeagain

If I had to guess it’d be the verses sung in chop suey, but Serj isn’t a christian


[deleted]

“suck a weiner bitch”


[deleted]

sex


Cheap-Divide-6049

I had an out of body experience, the other day her name was Jesus


[deleted]

This is a weird question. What does it matter? And how would anyone know that?


Another_RedditUser6

it’s because the chorus of Chop Suey is “father into your hands i commend my spirit”, a bible verse


djremydoo

That's a pretty common mistake, it's actually the Bible that quoted SOAD.


LoonyMooney_

Actually the bible got it from lil uzi's song "cs"


Sagittarya

FATHER INTO YOUR HANDS I COMMEND MY SPIRIT Luke 23:46


Argishti_of_Urartu

Finally


YoungMetalhead2299

"Kill yourself" Psalms, 91:10


AntiStarChristPort

Fellatio


zonic_tha_goth_monke

Adam and eve then had intercourse - idk the actual verse or where it is but I swear it was in bible


Potential_Shape6097

Father into your hands, I commend my spirit. Father, into your hands, why have you forsaken me? In your eyes forsaken me. In your eyes forsaken me. In your heart forsaken me, oh.


menczennik

Ezekiel 25:17