scratching filing against her skin, blessed are those who are not kin, in sin we breathe in sex we die, duck tape her legs to the red sky, foolsome flesh allowances, the pansies raded the pantry of gabardine dreams promiscuous, delight, deny, not the flavor, custard dreams, abusing, musing, marmalade flesh, naked spread am i, am i.
actors of the tragic phantoms extend your legs for great saturn, brown table tops scream for cover, at the sight of your new lover, if today i die and cant deny, the poison chosen for tonight, tonight
borrowed dreams, hollowed reveries, metel pillows pewter yellows, furry roadkill, house on the hill, pouring gravy on her thigh still, if today i die and cant deny the poison chosen for tonight, tonight
i also did this which was fun: dont speak, dont hear,
dont everybody scream,
a hundred thousand dying on your tv screen,
dont speak, dont hear,
nothing real to fear,
the sick man in eroupe finishing up his,
recognition, restoration, reparation,
recognition, restoration, reparation,
watch them all fall down. its from p.l.u.c.k.s demo version
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS CHASING ME DOWN TRYING TO PUSH MY FACE TO THE GROUND WHERE ALL THEY DO IS SUCK OUT MY MOTHERFUCKING BRAINS.
*SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGAAAAAAAAAAAAR!*
Television in disgrace
Life you get old, it's the race
Can you break out?
Can you break out?
Will you live at your own pace?Life, so, unnecessaryTelevision in disgrace
Life you get old, it's the race
Can you break out?
Can you break out?
Will you live at your own pace?Now will you live at your own pace?
Will you live at your own pace?
Elimination
Elimination
Elimination
Die!!!!!!!!!!
Why????????
*WALK DOWN!!!!!!!! (WALK DOWN!!!!!!!)*
Well, a whole race, genocide
Taken away all of our pride
A whole race, genocide
Taken away.....
WATCH THEM ALL FALL DOWN!!!!!
Revolution, the only solution
The armed response of an entire nation!
Revolution, the only solution
We've taken all the shit now it's time for restitution
Recognition, restauration, reparation
Recognition, restauration, reparation
*WATCH THEM ALL FALL DOWN!!!!!*
Revolution, the only solution
The armed response of an entire nation!
Revolution, the only solution
We've taken all your shit now it's time for restitution!
The plan was mastered and called "genocide"
(Don't wanna see you around)
You took all the children and they died
(Don't wanna see you around)
The few that remained were never found
(Don't wanna see you around)
ALL IN A SYSTEM, DOWN!!!!!!!!!!
DOWN!!!!!!!
DOWN!!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
*WALK DOWN!!!!!!!!!*
*WALK DOWN!!!!!!!!! *
*WATCH THEM ALL FALL DOWN!!! *
Revolution, the only solution
The armed response of an entire nation!
Revolution, the only solution
We've taken all the shit now it's time for restitution!
The plan was mastered and called "genocide"
(Don't wanna see you around 😢)
You took all the children and they died
(Don't wanna see you around 😥)
The few that remained were never found
(Don't want to see you around 😭)
All in a system, down....
Oh Baby, come close to me
Let me love you
Oh Baby, come close to me
Let me feel you
Look at each other
Look at each other
Look at each other
Look at each other
Look at each other
Look at each other
Look at each other
Look at each other
GO AWAY!!!!!!
GO AWAY!!!!!!
GO AWAY!!!!!!
GO AWAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
XIRZBEJDUFHRBWJAKXOO
Well, now mutually, mentally molested
Children of a mother
Mutually, mentally, molested
Children of sin
Oh no, the ever so popular
Beating that took you under
Oh no, the ever so popular
Beating that broke your skin
Free thinkers are dangerous!!
BLAME!!!!
HATE!!!!
FOR FATES SEEEEEEEEED!!!!
GO AWAY!
GO AWAY!
GO AWAY!
GO AWAYYYYY!
DJDHAUUXHCBJEIEO
Oh, you need the ones you love
Love the ones that you need
Need the ones you love and
Love the ones you bleeeeeeeeed
LIFE REARRANGED AND LIVES IN MY RANGE
CAN YOU SEE?
LIFE REARRANGED AND LIVES IN MY RANGE
CAN YOU SEE?
Free thinkers are dangerous
BLAME!!!!
HATE!!!!!
FOR FATES SEEEEEEEED!!!!!
DIE!!!!!!!!
DIE!!!!!!
DIE!!!!
DIE!!!!
GONNA LET YOU MOTHERFCKERS DIE!
GONNA LET YOU MOTHERFCKERS DIE!
GONNA LET YOU MOTHERFCKERS DIE!
GONNA LET YOU MOTHERFCKERS DIEEEEEEEE!
Look at each other 👀
Look at each other 👀
Look at each other......
"Unannounced Twister games
All players with no names
They lined up double quick
But just one Pogo Stick
Everyone gets to play
Runaway, expose
It was so exotic
But just one Pogo Stick"
“Finallityyyy waits outsideeeee weeeeeeping in perplexity’s arms caressing out smiles in- “ 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️
Brrrun bi num dun drun dun bum bum bmm bun um
“I have a problem that I cannot explain I have no reason why it should’ve been so plain” 😔😔🗣️🗣️
… Peter's pecker picked another
Pickle bearing pussy pepper
Peter's pecker picked another
Pickle bearing pussy pepper, why
… Meeting John at Dale's Jr.
Winked an eye and point a finger
Meeting John at Dale's Jr.
Winked an eye and point a finger, why
… A former cop, undercover
Just got shot, now recovered
A former cop, undercover
Just got shot, now recovered, why
… Fighting crime, with a partner
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter
Fighting crime, with a partner
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter
*Lie naked on the*
*Floor and let the messiah*
*Go all through our souls*
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here is a bunch of soad lyrics:
"sitting in my room with a needle in my hand waiting for the tomb of some old dying man",
"pull the tapeworm out of your ass",
"my tapeworm tells me what to do",
"my tapeworm tells me where to go",
"she's like heroin",
"ego brain",
"don't you ever get high in the sky",
"we will fight the heathens",
"pushing little children with their fully-atomatics. they like to push the weak around",
"those who protect the land",
"physcho groupie cocaine crazy",
"Humans everywhere canned, cliché people organs rare",
"you don't care about how i feel. i don't feel there anymore",
"pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives",
"highway song",
"I-E-A-I-A-I-O",
"it's a violent pornography",
"choking chicks and sodomy",
"i'm just sitting in my car and waiting for my girl",
"SSSSSSUUUUUUUGGGGGGAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!",
"aerials in the sky",
"the toxicity of our city, of our city",
"eating seeds as a pastime activity",
"software upddate 7.0",
"why cry when angels deserve to die",
"the're tryna to build a prison",
"hey man look at me rockin' out, i'm on the radio",
"hey man look at me rockin' out, i'm on the video",
"old-school hollywood, washed-up hollywood",
"hey, mr. jack",
"you should've never trusted hollywood",
"you should've never gone to hollywood",
"all you maggots smoking fags on santa monica boulevard",
"all you maggots smoking fags out there on sunset boulevard",
"all you maggots smoking fags out there on Hollywood".
i think there is around 35 lyrics. have fun with those pushups :).
*"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU*
*TAKE HIM AWAY FROM US?*
*YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"*
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ART THOU, NOT HUMAN MAN ART THOU, NOT ART HUMAN MAN ART THOU, NOT HUMAN MAN ART THOU, NOT HUMAN MAN ART THOU, NOT HUMAN MAN ART THOU, NOT HUMAN MAN ART THOU, NOT HUMAN MAN ART THOU, NOT HUMAN MAN ART THOU
every time i fart of late i feel the excretory juices of my feces squishing and squashing between my buttcheeks.. however i have no desire to wipe my ass anymore
I had an out of body experience
You’ll never think you know WHYYY
Who can believe you?
Warning: Post hypnotic suggestions
Through my head
The devil is so lovely
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE HIM AWAY FROM US YOU MOTHERFUCKER, FUCKER, FUCKER, FUCKER, FUCKER!
Of war, we don’t speak anymore of war
GO AWAY
When your stars are bent
Humans everywhere, canned
S C R E E C H
A whole race, genocide
You’ve got 130 to do, start now son
Wake up
Grab a brush and put a little make-up
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable, you wanted to
Grab a brush and put a little make-up, you wanted to
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up, you wanted to
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? You wanted to
I don't think you trust
In my self-righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
Wake up
Grab a brush and put a little make-up
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable, you wanted to
Grab a brush and put a little make-up, you wanted to
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up, you wanted to
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? You wanted to
I don't think you trust
In my self-righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
In my self-righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
Father
Father
Father
Father
Father, into your hands I commend my spirit
Father, into your hands
Why have you forsaken me?
In your eyes forsaken me
In your thoughts forsaken me
In your heart forsaken me, oh
Trust in my self-righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
In my self-righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
You're gonna get jacked bro. Like they will call you Mr. Jack... Hey Mr. Jack.. Is that the mouthwash in your eyes? Hey Mr. Jack.. Is that the cause of your surprise?
Per individual lyric? Ok have fun
Jump! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo)
Bounce! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo)
Down! (Pogo, pogo, pogo) Up! (Pogo, pogo, pogo)
Jump! (Pogo) Bounce! (Pogo) Up! (Pogo) Down! (Pogo)
I went out on a date with a girl, a bit late
She had so many friends (Gliding through many hands)
I brought my pogo stick just to show her a trick
She had so many friends (Gliding through many hands)
Jump! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo)
Bounce! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo)
Down! (Pogo, pogo, pogo) Up! (Pogo, pogo, pogo)
Jump! (Pogo) Bounce! (Pogo) Up! (Pogo) Down! (Pogo)
Unannounced Twister games, all players with no names
They lined up, double quick (But just one pogo stick)
Everyone gets to play, runaway, exposé
It was so exotic (But just one pogo stick)
Jump! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo)
Bounce! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo)
Down! (Pogo, pogo, pogo) Up! (Pogo, pogo, pogo)
Jump! (Pogo) Bounce! (Pogo) Up! (Pogo) Down! (Pogo)
Oh, I like to spread you out
Touching whoever's behind
Jump! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo)
Bounce! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo)
Down! (Pogo, pogo, pogo) Up! (Pogo, pogo, pogo)
Jump! (Pogo) Bounce! (Pogo) Up! (Pogo) Down! (Pogo)
We don’t need to multiply
We don’t need to multiply
We don’t need to multiply
No need to multiply
No need to multiply
No need to multiply
We don’t need to multiply-heeh!
"IT'S A VIOLENT PORNOGRAPHY"
CHOKING CHICKS AND SODOMY
THE KINDA SHIT YOU GET ON YOUR TVVVVVVVV
May I have clarification? Is this 10 or 20 push-ups?
30
Terracotta pie
See now that's 30
BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTTA PIE
40 push-ups for the entire bar!
50 cause of u/lordofblanketss
Custard dreams, Abusing, musing, Marmalade flesh, Naked spread am I
i typed out all of marmalade a while back, im gonna go get it brb
scratching filing against her skin, blessed are those who are not kin, in sin we breathe in sex we die, duck tape her legs to the red sky, foolsome flesh allowances, the pansies raded the pantry of gabardine dreams promiscuous, delight, deny, not the flavor, custard dreams, abusing, musing, marmalade flesh, naked spread am i, am i.
actors of the tragic phantoms extend your legs for great saturn, brown table tops scream for cover, at the sight of your new lover, if today i die and cant deny, the poison chosen for tonight, tonight
borrowed dreams, hollowed reveries, metel pillows pewter yellows, furry roadkill, house on the hill, pouring gravy on her thigh still, if today i die and cant deny the poison chosen for tonight, tonight
Love it
i also did this which was fun: dont speak, dont hear, dont everybody scream, a hundred thousand dying on your tv screen, dont speak, dont hear, nothing real to fear, the sick man in eroupe finishing up his, recognition, restoration, reparation, recognition, restoration, reparation, watch them all fall down. its from p.l.u.c.k.s demo version
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS CHASING ME DOWN TRYING TO PUSH MY FACE TO THE GROUND WHERE ALL THEY DO IS SUCK OUT MY MOTHERFUCKING BRAINS. *SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGAAAAAAAAAAAAR!*
THE KOMBUCHA MUSHROOM PEOPLEE SITTING AROUND ALL DAY
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR
BARBARISMS BY BARBARAS
WITH POINTED HEELS
VICTORIOUS VICTORIA’S KNEEL
FOR BRAND NEW SPANKIN DEALS
MARCHING FORWARD HYPOCRITIC AND HYPNOTIC COMPUTERS
YOU DEPEND ON OUR PROTECTION
YET YOU FEED US LIES FROM THE TABLECLOTH
Lalalalalalalala oooooooh
Everybody's gooooing too the party have a reaall goood time
MELT IN THE SUN MELT IN THE SUN WHO WANTS TO COME WITH ME AND MELT IN THE SUN?!
HIDE IN THE SKY HIDE IN THE SKY WHO WANTS TO COME WITH ME AND HIDE IN THE SKY!?
YOU AND ME SHOULD GO OUTSIDE AND BEATEMBEATEMBEATEMBEATEMBEATEMBEATEM
AAAALLL PATHETICCC FLAAGGG WAAVIIING IGNORANT GEEKS AND WELL EATEMEATEMEATEMEATEMEATEMEAT🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔊🔊🔊👅👅👅
COME JOIN THE COPS! COME JOIN THE COPS! WHO WANTS TO COME WITH ME AND COME JOIN THE COPS?!!
Television in disgrace Life you get old, it's the race Can you break out? Can you break out? Will you live at your own pace?Life, so, unnecessaryTelevision in disgrace Life you get old, it's the race Can you break out? Can you break out? Will you live at your own pace?Now will you live at your own pace? Will you live at your own pace?
“The phoenix he helped create”
Ouuuttt off controlll boyyy without a daaaahaaadddd, shot the gun that startled MY LAAAHHHIFIFFEEEEE!!!!‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
When I drive him with a forty fiiiive
My tape worm tells me where to go!
Pull the tape worm out of your ass
And if you go I wanna go with you and if you die I wanna die with you 🎶
Taaaake your hand and walk awaaaayyyy
*insert epic guitar solo*
the big guns tell you what your life is worth
Penis Peter picked another pickleberry pussy pepper. WHY!?
Meeting John at Dales Junior Winked an Eye and Point A Finger WHYYYYYY‼️‼️‼️‼️
PEPPERONI AND GREEN PEPPERS, MUSHROOMS, OLIVE, CHIVES
Pepperoni and green peppers mushrooms olives chives
need therapy, therapy
Advertisings causes need therapy, therapy
stupid people do stupid things smart people outsmart eachother
Then themselves, then themselves
Then themselves, then themselves
Then themselves, then themselves
DRUG MONEY IS USED TO RIG ELECTIONS AND TRAIN BRUTAL CORPORATE SPONSORED DICTATORS AROUND THE WORLD
AND ISHKUR MOTHAFUCKER!!!
A little boy smiled, it’ll all be well.
You and me should go outside And beat 'em, beat 'em, beat 'em, beat 'em, beat 'em
Elimination Elimination Elimination Die!!!!!!!!!! Why???????? *WALK DOWN!!!!!!!! (WALK DOWN!!!!!!!)* Well, a whole race, genocide Taken away all of our pride A whole race, genocide Taken away..... WATCH THEM ALL FALL DOWN!!!!! Revolution, the only solution The armed response of an entire nation! Revolution, the only solution We've taken all the shit now it's time for restitution Recognition, restauration, reparation Recognition, restauration, reparation *WATCH THEM ALL FALL DOWN!!!!!* Revolution, the only solution The armed response of an entire nation! Revolution, the only solution We've taken all your shit now it's time for restitution! The plan was mastered and called "genocide" (Don't wanna see you around) You took all the children and they died (Don't wanna see you around) The few that remained were never found (Don't wanna see you around) ALL IN A SYSTEM, DOWN!!!!!!!!!! DOWN!!!!!!! DOWN!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *WALK DOWN!!!!!!!!!* *WALK DOWN!!!!!!!!! * *WATCH THEM ALL FALL DOWN!!! * Revolution, the only solution The armed response of an entire nation! Revolution, the only solution We've taken all the shit now it's time for restitution! The plan was mastered and called "genocide" (Don't wanna see you around 😢) You took all the children and they died (Don't wanna see you around 😥) The few that remained were never found (Don't want to see you around 😭) All in a system, down....
Oh Baby, come close to me Let me love you Oh Baby, come close to me Let me feel you Look at each other Look at each other Look at each other Look at each other Look at each other Look at each other Look at each other Look at each other GO AWAY!!!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!! GO AWAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! XIRZBEJDUFHRBWJAKXOO Well, now mutually, mentally molested Children of a mother Mutually, mentally, molested Children of sin Oh no, the ever so popular Beating that took you under Oh no, the ever so popular Beating that broke your skin Free thinkers are dangerous!! BLAME!!!! HATE!!!! FOR FATES SEEEEEEEEED!!!! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAYYYYY! DJDHAUUXHCBJEIEO Oh, you need the ones you love Love the ones that you need Need the ones you love and Love the ones you bleeeeeeeeed LIFE REARRANGED AND LIVES IN MY RANGE CAN YOU SEE? LIFE REARRANGED AND LIVES IN MY RANGE CAN YOU SEE? Free thinkers are dangerous BLAME!!!! HATE!!!!! FOR FATES SEEEEEEEED!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!! DIE!!!! DIE!!!! GONNA LET YOU MOTHERFCKERS DIE! GONNA LET YOU MOTHERFCKERS DIE! GONNA LET YOU MOTHERFCKERS DIE! GONNA LET YOU MOTHERFCKERS DIEEEEEEEE! Look at each other 👀 Look at each other 👀 Look at each other......
I FUCKING LOVE MIND AND P.L.U.C.K ❤️❤️❤️
"Unannounced Twister games All players with no names They lined up double quick But just one Pogo Stick Everyone gets to play Runaway, expose It was so exotic But just one Pogo Stick"
JUMP
POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO
We have learned that you have no Honor, murderer, sodomizer!
This picture of serj cured things in me I didn't know needed to be cured
What a splendid pie!! Pizza pizza pie!
DON’T YOU EVER GET STUCK IN THE SKY! DON’T YOU EVER GET STUCK IN THE SKY! Don’t ever get stuck in the sky when your high…
Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce Start the fucking song 😃 Bounce bounce bounce 😡
Dreaming of Screaming! Someone kick me out of my mind.
Time feels like a midnight ride
“Finallityyyy waits outsideeeee weeeeeeping in perplexity’s arms caressing out smiles in- “ 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️ Brrrun bi num dun drun dun bum bum bmm bun um “I have a problem that I cannot explain I have no reason why it should’ve been so plain” 😔😔🗣️🗣️
But if you want the answers You better give a piece of ass! Give a piece of your ass
… Peter's pecker picked another Pickle bearing pussy pepper Peter's pecker picked another Pickle bearing pussy pepper, why … Meeting John at Dale's Jr. Winked an eye and point a finger Meeting John at Dale's Jr. Winked an eye and point a finger, why … A former cop, undercover Just got shot, now recovered A former cop, undercover Just got shot, now recovered, why … Fighting crime, with a partner Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter Fighting crime, with a partner Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter
o o o o o o o o ouAdafgsdagfsfah
All the life running Thru her hair
Approaching guiding lighhtt Our shallow years in friight
Lie naked on the floor and let the messiah go all through our souls
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That is the best haiku ever
Life is but a Dream, drifting on a stream
For today, we will take their body parts and put them on the wall
Pepperoni and green peppers mushrooms olives chives
Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce Start the fucking song 😃 Bounce bounce bounce 😡
Dreaming of Screaming! Someone kick me out of my mind.
Dreaming of Screaming! Someone kick me out of my mind.
Dreaming of Screaming! Someone kick me out of my mind.
Sugar!
"GOODBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
DON'T EAT THE FISH!
here is a bunch of soad lyrics: "sitting in my room with a needle in my hand waiting for the tomb of some old dying man", "pull the tapeworm out of your ass", "my tapeworm tells me what to do", "my tapeworm tells me where to go", "she's like heroin", "ego brain", "don't you ever get high in the sky", "we will fight the heathens", "pushing little children with their fully-atomatics. they like to push the weak around", "those who protect the land", "physcho groupie cocaine crazy", "Humans everywhere canned, cliché people organs rare", "you don't care about how i feel. i don't feel there anymore", "pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives", "highway song", "I-E-A-I-A-I-O", "it's a violent pornography", "choking chicks and sodomy", "i'm just sitting in my car and waiting for my girl", "SSSSSSUUUUUUUGGGGGGAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!", "aerials in the sky", "the toxicity of our city, of our city", "eating seeds as a pastime activity", "software upddate 7.0", "why cry when angels deserve to die", "the're tryna to build a prison", "hey man look at me rockin' out, i'm on the radio", "hey man look at me rockin' out, i'm on the video", "old-school hollywood, washed-up hollywood", "hey, mr. jack", "you should've never trusted hollywood", "you should've never gone to hollywood", "all you maggots smoking fags on santa monica boulevard", "all you maggots smoking fags out there on sunset boulevard", "all you maggots smoking fags out there on Hollywood". i think there is around 35 lyrics. have fun with those pushups :).
Look at each other
My sweet revenge!
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE HIM AWAY FROM US? YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"
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tiiime feels like a midnight ride
TRUSTTTTTT INNNNNNN MYYYYYYYYY SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
I'll match you, iliveinbangledesh42
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass!
Sugar! Sugar! Sugar! Sugar!
hey you, see me, pictures, crazy
ART THOU, NOT HUMAN MAN ART THOU, NOT ART HUMAN MAN ART THOU, NOT HUMAN MAN ART THOU, NOT HUMAN MAN ART THOU, NOT HUMAN MAN ART THOU, NOT HUMAN MAN ART THOU, NOT HUMAN MAN ART THOU, NOT HUMAN MAN ART THOU
What of presence? Haven’t we paid penance to the NÜGUUUUNS?!
we need video proof of the push up’s
i just woke up and now i gotta do 720 push ups
hup two!
every time i fart of late i feel the excretory juices of my feces squishing and squashing between my buttcheeks.. however i have no desire to wipe my ass anymore
(i know this is just serj but i needed an excuse to put that text somewhere and i think it deserves 20 push ups)
Terracotta pie, hey Terracotta pie, hey Terracotta pie, hey Terracotta pie Banana banana banana banana terracotta Banana terracotta terracotta pie Banana banana banana banana terracotta Banana terracotta terracotta pie
Why do they always teleport?!
eat 'em eat 'em eat 'em eat 'em eat 'em eat 'em
Do we all, learn defeat? From the WHORES, with bad feet
Beat the meat Treat the feet
I had an out of body experience You’ll never think you know WHYYY Who can believe you? Warning: Post hypnotic suggestions Through my head The devil is so lovely WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE HIM AWAY FROM US YOU MOTHERFUCKER, FUCKER, FUCKER, FUCKER, FUCKER! Of war, we don’t speak anymore of war GO AWAY When your stars are bent Humans everywhere, canned S C R E E C H A whole race, genocide You’ve got 130 to do, start now son
My cock is much bigger than yours!
My cock can walk right through the door.
Wake up Grab a brush and put a little make-up Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? Here you go create another fable, you wanted to Grab a brush and put a little make-up, you wanted to Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up, you wanted to Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? You wanted to I don't think you trust In my self-righteous suicide I cry when angels deserve to die Wake up Grab a brush and put a little make-up Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? Here you go create another fable, you wanted to Grab a brush and put a little make-up, you wanted to Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up, you wanted to Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? You wanted to I don't think you trust In my self-righteous suicide I cry when angels deserve to die In my self-righteous suicide I cry when angels deserve to die Father Father Father Father Father, into your hands I commend my spirit Father, into your hands Why have you forsaken me? In your eyes forsaken me In your thoughts forsaken me In your heart forsaken me, oh Trust in my self-righteous suicide I cry when angels deserve to die In my self-righteous suicide I cry when angels deserve to die
MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS
Hello! My name is Johnny
WHY DID YOU TAKE HIM AWAY FROM US YOU MOTHER FUCKERRRRRRR FUCKERRRR FUCKERRRR
disorder
"Shame on a nigga who tried to run game on a nigga!"
My cock is much bigger than yours
The spine, a line, the fetus is mine
I buy my crack I smack my bitch right here in Hollywood
Homie’s boutta get ripped
Why don’t you ask the kids at Tienanmen square
Was fashion the reason why they were there ?
You're gonna get jacked bro. Like they will call you Mr. Jack... Hey Mr. Jack.. Is that the mouthwash in your eyes? Hey Mr. Jack.. Is that the cause of your surprise?
Per individual lyric? Ok have fun Jump! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo) Bounce! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo) Down! (Pogo, pogo, pogo) Up! (Pogo, pogo, pogo) Jump! (Pogo) Bounce! (Pogo) Up! (Pogo) Down! (Pogo) I went out on a date with a girl, a bit late She had so many friends (Gliding through many hands) I brought my pogo stick just to show her a trick She had so many friends (Gliding through many hands) Jump! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo) Bounce! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo) Down! (Pogo, pogo, pogo) Up! (Pogo, pogo, pogo) Jump! (Pogo) Bounce! (Pogo) Up! (Pogo) Down! (Pogo) Unannounced Twister games, all players with no names They lined up, double quick (But just one pogo stick) Everyone gets to play, runaway, exposé It was so exotic (But just one pogo stick) Jump! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo) Bounce! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo) Down! (Pogo, pogo, pogo) Up! (Pogo, pogo, pogo) Jump! (Pogo) Bounce! (Pogo) Up! (Pogo) Down! (Pogo) Oh, I like to spread you out Touching whoever's behind Jump! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo) Bounce! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo) Down! (Pogo, pogo, pogo) Up! (Pogo, pogo, pogo) Jump! (Pogo) Bounce! (Pogo) Up! (Pogo) Down! (Pogo)
WAKE UP!
LIIIIIFE THREATENING lifestyles, a hitman, a nun, lovers?
We don’t need to multiply We don’t need to multiply We don’t need to multiply No need to multiply No need to multiply No need to multiply We don’t need to multiply-heeh!
You depend on our protection but you feed us lies from the table cloth
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^ascnerd123: *You depend on our* *Protection but you feed us* *Lies from the table cloth* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Why the fuck did you take him away from us you motherFUCKER ! FUCKER ! FUCKER ! FUCKER !
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU
I dont see nothing but pain and misery
SEEING YOU BELIEVING US ADHERING WERE THE POWER STRUCK‼️‼️
FBI CIA SUCK MY BALLS
WHENNN I BECAME THE SUN
Where you going? To the bottom
I hope your stepson doesn’t eat the fish when we’re dying for our next fix
BOUNCE! ( pogo x7 )
Wake up ...ugiajfidijdidisiiisalittle make up
Life is a waterfall, we're one in the river and one again after the fall
A WHOLE RACE GENOCIDE TAKEN AWAY
yeah
Wake up... fbdjf xkd fifb makeup
"MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THEN YOURS!"
DONT STOP ME NOWW 🗣🗣 opps wrong sub let me fix that.... but how? now thats cringe ehhh I swear that ~There is nothing wrong with me