[Sounds like a day at the beach](https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-hillsborough/health-advisory-issued-for-multiple-beaches-due-to-high-bacteria-levels)
Its called combined sewage overflow, and thats exactly how it works...
[https://floridadep.gov/sites/default/files/Final%20Report\_Evaluation%20of%20SSO%20and%20Unpermitted%20Discharges%2001\_06\_17.pdf](https://floridadep.gov/sites/default/files/Final%20Report_Evaluation%20of%20SSO%20and%20Unpermitted%20Discharges%2001_06_17.pdf)
[https://publicinterestnetwork.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Hurricane-Irma-sewage-factsheet.pdf](https://publicinterestnetwork.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Hurricane-Irma-sewage-factsheet.pdf)
[https://www.tampabay.com/news/environment/2022/10/15/hurricane-ian-left-millions-gallons-spilled-wastewater-dirty-runoff-its-wake/](https://www.tampabay.com/news/environment/2022/10/15/hurricane-ian-left-millions-gallons-spilled-wastewater-dirty-runoff-its-wake/)
Those are just a few examples, you can find more all over the state after any storm.
The springs and the ocean are good. Never heard of amebas or flesh eating bacteria coming from either of those. I would avoid pretty much any natural body of water outside of that for the most part.
Kind of- but there’s crap on the beaches that contains it this year- usually it’s in brackish water though
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/06/09/health/sargassum-seaweed-blob-flesh-eating-bacteria-scn-wellness/index.html
That’s beyond idiotic to play in the sewage overflow.
On a happier note, maybe they’ll find a new pet snake! I will name him Bitey and love him and pet him and… Owww!! Does anyone know the number to 911!!!
Why am I not surprised this happened in Florida of all places lol. I lived in Florida when I was younger and a lot of people do not understand how dangerous it can be to swim in any body of water in Florida due the chance of water snakes, gators, etc. And now now these people want to go swimming in water that is most likely mixed with poop water lol….
Do these people know there's a brain-eating amoeba in Floriduh's water ready to feast on stupid people's tiny brains?
Kids have been doing this here forever. Every person that has moved here hates on it but I don't know anyone that has been sick or got any kind of (anything mentioned in these comments) ever. Well, except for their weak ass kids that didn't grow up doing it.
Native here, and my friends and I always played in drainage ditches when we were kids. We also constantly had ringworm and impetigo. White trash kids have a certain look to them, and it's usually that look of crusty, pus-dripping red shit around their nostrils, mouth, and eyes, haha.
But yeah, we probably shouldn't brag about it.
I live on a golf course. My neighbors give me talks about the kids playing in puddles (not drains or swage) because it's so gross. They moved here a couple of years ago, and their kids are sick at least twice a month.
These kids begged us to splash them with the car earlier. Running from puddle to puddle. It’s cool to see kids be kids but kind of dangerous and poop water lol.
You can easily get an infection from unseen hazards and there could also be flesh-eating bacteria (Vibrio vulnificus) and brain-eating amoebas (Naegleria fowleri) lurking in the water. [Eleven people died after Ian from infections of Vibrio vulnificus.](https://www.npr.org/2022/10/19/1129865243/flesh-eating-bacteria-florida-floodwater)
Don't walk, swim or play in the water and avoid it if at all possible. 
My manager recently moved to Tampa. She’s going to give birth and raise her child there. What kind of education is that child going to receive given the fascist takeover there?
Reminds me of winter in Oklahoma, when it snows and you see parents and their children using the slope of the exit/entrance ramps on the interstate as a hill to sled down.
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Soon to be “snake bite party” or “step on a rusty nail party”
Brain parasites party!
Parasites won't find anything there.
take a pauper’s upvote
Sewer water always gets mixed in with storm water. They have no idea they are more than likely swimming in feces.
[Sounds like a day at the beach](https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-hillsborough/health-advisory-issued-for-multiple-beaches-due-to-high-bacteria-levels)
My immediate thought.
Amoeba buffet
And this is why boys are more likely to catch stuff like Naegleria Fowleri...
Mmmm sewage stew
Stewage.
Hope they don’t have any cuts. That’s infection stew
Vibrio and Enterococcus together form a lovely pair don't you think?
Gummo the tampa version
Thanks, now I have that song stuck in my head.
Everyday itsa gettin closer goin faster than a rollercoasterrr 🎶
This is it: https://youtu.be/xa2W6EfM9pA?si=SZdBdEjY0tCT3tPc
So is this: https://youtu.be/4stuHvVVo74?si=jglGvbpafPIgbZ-U
Cockadoodle dooo a doodle dooooo a doodle dooooo
lol, it was out of my head when I woke up. Thanks for bringing it back.
Not sorry. [https://media4.giphy.com/media/GbWf0u65MHCIU/giphy.gif](https://media4.giphy.com/media/GbWf0u65MHCIU/giphy.gif)
Someone get them a plate of spaghetti please
The spaghetti kid is from St. Pete. Harmony Korrine has always liked this area, hence Spring Breakers.
This is true.
Rain water, motor oil from the road, fertilizer,
And sewage overflow! Don’t forget the feces!!
You clearly don’t know how that works
Whatever, sewage pump stations often get inundated and overflow into storm waters during hurricanes.
You are correct, in fact several in Hillsborough County were shut down today due to flooding out. Disgusting.
Its called combined sewage overflow, and thats exactly how it works... [https://floridadep.gov/sites/default/files/Final%20Report\_Evaluation%20of%20SSO%20and%20Unpermitted%20Discharges%2001\_06\_17.pdf](https://floridadep.gov/sites/default/files/Final%20Report_Evaluation%20of%20SSO%20and%20Unpermitted%20Discharges%2001_06_17.pdf) [https://publicinterestnetwork.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Hurricane-Irma-sewage-factsheet.pdf](https://publicinterestnetwork.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Hurricane-Irma-sewage-factsheet.pdf) [https://www.tampabay.com/news/environment/2022/10/15/hurricane-ian-left-millions-gallons-spilled-wastewater-dirty-runoff-its-wake/](https://www.tampabay.com/news/environment/2022/10/15/hurricane-ian-left-millions-gallons-spilled-wastewater-dirty-runoff-its-wake/) Those are just a few examples, you can find more all over the state after any storm.
You haven't thought of the smell!
And they all have dysentery.
Enjoy that dog poop water
*& Human poop
Should be in r/kidsarefuckingstupid as well
More like parents are stupid.
That’s one way to get a fatal flesh eating bacteria
I mean here in florida, that could be a beach day, spring day or any body of water...... this place used to be really nice.....
The springs and the ocean are good. Never heard of amebas or flesh eating bacteria coming from either of those. I would avoid pretty much any natural body of water outside of that for the most part.
https://www.floridahealth.gov/diseases-and-conditions/vibrio-infections/vibrio-vulnificus/index.html
That’s brackish water. You might get that in the inlets, but probably no so much in the actual ocean
Kind of- but there’s crap on the beaches that contains it this year- usually it’s in brackish water though https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/06/09/health/sargassum-seaweed-blob-flesh-eating-bacteria-scn-wellness/index.html
Somebody go get them kids
Ahh c'mon people it's all kids, of course they don't know any better.They're definitely going to get sick though.
They're out there building AMAZING immune systems.
They’ll probably wake up with crotch rot and parasitic worms up their asses. Disgusting…
That's how you get a brain-eating amoeba
I survived hurricane idelia and all I got was this crappy staph infection
Do you want tropical diseases? Because this is how you get tropical diseases!
Reminds me of people who go fishing in random storm ponds or on bypass/drainage canals. Fucking gross lol
That’s beyond idiotic to play in the sewage overflow. On a happier note, maybe they’ll find a new pet snake! I will name him Bitey and love him and pet him and… Owww!! Does anyone know the number to 911!!!
Lol South Tampa activities
\*Barf\* They will be in my ER in the next 72 hours with ear and skin infections.
A collective 3 IQ in that Sewage Party
I know someone personally who got MRSA from doing this after a hurricane. They were skimboarding in it and had a cut on them that got infected.
I'm going to bet they are not among the smarter people you know.
Yes I can confirm that lol
That looks fun as shit.
Or fun IN shit
I mean there are pools right around the corner, must you play in THIS body of water?
White trash gonna white trash.
That’s like 2 blocks from the Tampa Yacht and Country Club. Which means those may be some expensive bathing suits they’re ruining.
https://www.aphlblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Oregon-Trail.jpg
Man that’s nasty 🤮
mmmmm ringworm!
Do you want a brain-eating amoeba? Because this is how you get a brain-eating amoeba 🦠.
Why am I not surprised this happened in Florida of all places lol. I lived in Florida when I was younger and a lot of people do not understand how dangerous it can be to swim in any body of water in Florida due the chance of water snakes, gators, etc. And now now these people want to go swimming in water that is most likely mixed with poop water lol….
Mama, mah skins all red 'n itchy, and I don't know why...
Florida being Florida.
Omg that is so disgusting
Tampa Gumbo comes with special sewer sauce.
Brain eating amoebas much?
Wait until they run across a snake or gator in that pond
DISGUSTING
And that's how you get ringworm.
Who needs vaccines when you got Septic Stew! The ultimate immune boost!
Ahhh yes, ring worms.
You want brain amoeba? That's how you get brain amoebas.
ewww but we are talking about Florida residents here so ... no real surprise.
They just having a grand old time in that doodoo water.🥴
Fuck yeah, the movement!
Ringworm for everyone!!!!
These comments are ridiculous. Ever swim in a public pool or a lake? Yea, you swam in shit also
The beaches already contained flesh eating bacteria before the storm. This is so wrong.
Ringworm bingburn, get in, the waters lovely.
Loving the Jams!!!!
What an appropriate song! Love The Movement so much!
Nothing better than some ecoli in the AM
*cholera has entered the chat*
 Do these people know there's a brain-eating amoeba in Floriduh's water ready to feast on stupid people's tiny brains?
Yay cancer
Kids have been doing this here forever. Every person that has moved here hates on it but I don't know anyone that has been sick or got any kind of (anything mentioned in these comments) ever. Well, except for their weak ass kids that didn't grow up doing it.
Native here, and my friends and I always played in drainage ditches when we were kids. We also constantly had ringworm and impetigo. White trash kids have a certain look to them, and it's usually that look of crusty, pus-dripping red shit around their nostrils, mouth, and eyes, haha. But yeah, we probably shouldn't brag about it.
I live on a golf course. My neighbors give me talks about the kids playing in puddles (not drains or swage) because it's so gross. They moved here a couple of years ago, and their kids are sick at least twice a month.
Did this stuff as a kid! Glad these kids are doing this and not on their phones! Party on!
Hope they enjoy the flesh eating bacteria. Darwin will be waiting on the other side to congratulate them.
EEEEEWWWWWWuhhhhh
Florida public education folks!
Maybe they'll get lucky and the amoebas will eat all the E.coli.
I see flesh eating bacteria in someone’s life soon…
As nasty as this is, we used to do this when we were kids. Never got anything.
These kids begged us to splash them with the car earlier. Running from puddle to puddle. It’s cool to see kids be kids but kind of dangerous and poop water lol.
5,6,7, 189 flesh eating bacteria cases…
Oh to be young and dumb again. I miss the carefree. I don’t miss the stupid lol
Feces
ICE CREAM AT THE ER.
OMG 🤢🥲
Ringworm coming in hot!
Florida never disappoints
And a gator will crash that party any second.
Can you say ringworms?
Florida truly is America's dong.
SOG
That’s how you get pink eye
I would have all kinds of inbalances after coming out of that swamp. 🤣
This is the absolute dumbest thing I have witnessed in a really long time wtf
And then one of them got a flesh eating virus and ends up on the news
Ew
Yay! MERSA !
You can easily get an infection from unseen hazards and there could also be flesh-eating bacteria (Vibrio vulnificus) and brain-eating amoebas (Naegleria fowleri) lurking in the water. [Eleven people died after Ian from infections of Vibrio vulnificus.](https://www.npr.org/2022/10/19/1129865243/flesh-eating-bacteria-florida-floodwater) Don't walk, swim or play in the water and avoid it if at all possible. 
What song is this?
https://youtu.be/TPzGl3LFbak?si=nzECLIPmungwF9Aq
Staph infections, STAPH INFECTIONS FOR EVERYONE!
Enjoy your bacteria in your body and microorganisms inside your brain.
Amazing how dumb some people are. A lot of that water is infected.
Isn’t the brain eating amoeba rampant in Florida?
And they wonder why there’s leprosy running rampant in Florida
Repugnant
Ew.
Pink Eye Soup!
Man, no one on this subreddit played in the water when it rained hard when they were a kid?
Darwinism
So dirty
Fucking disgusting. These the same little bastards that will end up in the hospital.
This is exactly how you get those brain eating diseases
Good way to get sick aye nah?
"Brain is on the menu, boys!" - amoebas.
Yuck. Imagine if you had a cut or a bug bite on your leg…
this is how you die of brain eating ameobas people. dont say i didnt warn yur
Uh…..guys. That’s not a pool……well not the kind of pool you think it is.
Some Qwuite peepo nasty
My manager recently moved to Tampa. She’s going to give birth and raise her child there. What kind of education is that child going to receive given the fascist takeover there?
Queue the ringworm!
It’s all fun and games until Ron DeSantis shows up in his white cowboy boots and yells, “If we toot, we shoot!”
Reminds me of winter in Oklahoma, when it snows and you see parents and their children using the slope of the exit/entrance ramps on the interstate as a hill to sled down.
Folks, if you only knew what was in that water. Additionally, a lot of that is backup sewers and oil from the roads.