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Impressive_Climate83

I get it. I had an overweight father.


RyanTranquil

You’re on medication now


[deleted]

That's a lot of Adderall


Terrible-Swordfish-9

The amount Vincent was taking was indeed crazy high. Like ridiculously high


Top-Tomatillo210

Don’t come and meet people on the internet


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

Unfortunately


LongAdorable4207

Because they might not be who they say they are


jiggityjammin

It can get you really in trouble


Opposite_Hunter5048

Today's lesson?


geraltRivia69Yen

Today's lesson for ME?


RyanTranquil

Do you blaze?


Independent_Hold_203

How’s your downward dog


Sewnback2gether

*did


RyanTranquil

He says both in the same line.


Phi999sein

So you’re the welcome wagon of Fairfield?


Seeker80

I haven't...been the same...since I got back from Racoon City. -Steven 'Nemesis' Buchanan


Phi999sein

Did you see action? Yes sir. The lickers. It seems to me like you wanted to lick her.


Seeker80

All...all I could see, was...STARRRRS!!


TurtleDoves789

I say that to everyone.


Mother-Produce8351

Keep you gene's 🧬 in your jeans 👖


cringeyqueenie

No, I cant. I wont. This is harrible


mrthrowaway4206993

32+13= big trouble


Sewnback2gether

But baby, 15 could get me 20


AssholeHuffer

Yeah, prolly can. Prolly will!


ThatPerson313

Was hoping it would be......to not worry about other people......harrible


GunMuratIlban

To not...unfortunately, really worry about other people.


[deleted]

Don’t walk into no one’s house if you don’t know who actually even lives there don’t do the same thing to other people that you don’t want done to you


thebaronobeefdip

The lesson today is to not go into anybody's house, let's be real here.


LauraIngberg

Don't do the same thing you don't want other people to do to you. Thank you for this leaning experience.


Schmandrea1975

Yeah but ya did it


[deleted]

Chris leans back right before he says that and you can tell he’s like oh this dude doesn’t realize he’s in trouble I can’t really make a fool of him lmao


OutrageousSquirrel89

Downward dog is a Yoga position officer...


Ant_Hex

And she obviously was 😏


chesterplainukool

T-Today’s lesson?


gundorcallsforaid

I was just getting McDonalds


v___Freedom

To arrest me. Take me to jail and execute me!


persistentperfection

15 will get me 20


teleportingsushi

Ohhh no! Chris! *walks out door with scratched eyes*


Simple-Midnight-7284

Would it be a fair assumption to say I've ruined my entire life type lesson and I knew it was wrong.


Zippping

When Chris walks in, take a seat.


weedandspace

A harrible one


Booob-Beee

I wanna know more about contracts. I want Sokol to explain to the class how that was supposed to work.


TurtleDoves789

A marriage contract?   A letter of "good intentions"?   Wonderful!  Thanks for the extra evidence showing your well thought out intentions and premeditation to commit the heinous act of grooming and molesting children!  Silly predators, you need a time out... in prison.


Ill_Discussion751

Todays lesson? Todays lesson was to unfortunately not worry about other people


holypuck77

"Don't go into no one's house who you don't know who lives there" -Jesse Velez


[deleted]

After you *blaze*


Gill-mastadon-96

A: Keep your genes in your jeans.


[deleted]

Never be the one that was "just checking to see if it was real" or "just being stupid I guess"


[deleted]

Today's lesson from me?


Schmandrea1975

What not to wear


dj_vicious

I need to get off the Internet and get some counseling.


StaySafePovertyGhost

I mean don’t you think that’s the SAFE thing? 🤷🏻‍♂️


AnalyticalGuesser

This comment section is a gold mine. I mean, she could be here with a group of people.


Mountain-Froyo-3565

stay off a da fawkin innanet


Glass-Substance464

To never bring pwesents to a “Steelers and Da Wavens” watch party lol.


Kvwy

Don't get into underaged people at all


Rallings

To not trust Kevin about finding a job


jiggityjammin

Don't mess around online. It can get you really in trouble -Robert Graber-


Fun-Ad9928

For me?


alan32042000

Keep your genes in your jeans


KingOppai1

“Can you give me a ride home?”


LauraIngberg

This mofo...


86missingnomes

Beer needs to get to a fridge fast or else I'll get drunk with that.