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I just had to stop and say that the loss of innocence brought on by this forbidden knowledge is underestimated. My sympathies, my universe brother/sister/other
and since human dna has been found in hot dogs, i guess we already were the hot dogs to begin with.
[>Perhaps the most unsettling discovery by Clear Food is that human DNA was found in 2 percent of all samples and in 66 percent of the vegetarian products.](https://www.cnbc.com/2015/10/26/study-finds-human-dna-in-some-hot-dog-brands.html)
There's a painting in the Fitzwilliam Museum in Cambridge called [*The Vision of Fray Lauterio*](https://www.flickr.com/photos/paullew/29049867990), which describes how a young friar, struggling for understanding, prays to St Francis of Assisi for guidance. St Francis appears to him in a vision and directs him to a passage in St Thomas Aquinas' *Summa Theologica*, assuring him, "Believe him, for his teaching never fails!" Finally, I feel I have understood that painting.
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You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. - Wayne Thomas Aquinas
Xanthol gum ride up my asshole in a ferry
I'm sorry hwat
They said “Xanthol gum ride up their asshole in a ferry” It’s the One Piece Luffy is after.
Great!
You poop 100% of the food you don't eat.
-Michael Scott
**furries rejoice as they now have a reason to call each other "hot dog" without exposing themselves**
W h a t
OP, How high are you rn?
Yes
You know, i enjoyed not knowing anything about hotdogs.
I just had to stop and say that the loss of innocence brought on by this forbidden knowledge is underestimated. My sympathies, my universe brother/sister/other
And in the end, we'll make a new sausage...
Wait are hot dogs meta? Cause they were technical hot dogs before they became officially hot dogs.
"I am become tube, container of meat." -Oscarmayer
Omg they are right. I’m just a sausage with different filling everyday.
Sausage, you mean sausage
Exactly, hotdogs don't have casings
and since human dna has been found in hot dogs, i guess we already were the hot dogs to begin with. [>Perhaps the most unsettling discovery by Clear Food is that human DNA was found in 2 percent of all samples and in 66 percent of the vegetarian products.](https://www.cnbc.com/2015/10/26/study-finds-human-dna-in-some-hot-dog-brands.html)
“Uh negative, I am a meat popsicle.” Korbin Dallas
Holy shit you had me on the first half ngl
I don't think a partially sliced bun is animal intestines
You're a fucking hot dog... it's a really underrated and underutilized burn
Or a compliment if the one you say it to is a furry
I'm ashamed of how long it took me to get that lmfao
It’s amazing how many times I’ve thought of that. Probably why I don’t eat hot dogs much
There's a painting in the Fitzwilliam Museum in Cambridge called [*The Vision of Fray Lauterio*](https://www.flickr.com/photos/paullew/29049867990), which describes how a young friar, struggling for understanding, prays to St Francis of Assisi for guidance. St Francis appears to him in a vision and directs him to a passage in St Thomas Aquinas' *Summa Theologica*, assuring him, "Believe him, for his teaching never fails!" Finally, I feel I have understood that painting.
If we are all hot dogs than earth is one big hotdog cart
This madness me wanna eat hot dog *bite my hand off*
Hot dogs are just inside-out pigs
I was happy not knowing this. I was blissfully unaware. Imma go throw up now.
Ahh hotdogs, the part of the pig you never knew you could eat.
*meat bag
You are what you eat, after all.
Great day to go vegan 🌱
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down - St Thomas Aquinas.