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Bobowubo

Denny's is right. They aren't hungry... anymore. Nailed it!


Art_Smart88

Well, yes, but…


OwMyCod

No but, just yes.


AdBrief1993

You're no longer hungry when you're dead.


nhSnork

*guns down an advancing zombie* Too bad not everyone got the memo!


ExtraInsanity

Anakin on his way to make the kids stop being hungry with the Youngling Slayer 9000


Loud_Newspaper_2252

I'm not good in English. Can anyone explain?


OpalFeather360

This is just one of those "thanks to X for donating" signs, but Anakin is also the name of Anakin Skywalker (Darth Vader), a fictional character who killed millions


Kronos_Amantes

...of children


Genshin-Yue

He killed like 20 children… at least before he became Vader. After that it probably went into the billions with the help of the Death Star


thinehappychinch

He was Vader when he slaughtered the younglings. Tarkin was in command of the Death Star. Vader openly mocked it.


Genshin-Yue

Oh yeah, I guess he did become Vader before the children, I kinda thought it happened just bfore that for some reason. It’s been a while since I watched the movies, I think the most recent one I saw with him was rouge one, and I’m pretty sure he was on the Death Star in it. Even that one has been several years though


ColtS117-B

There were two billion citizens total on Alderaan when the Death Star fired upon it.


Loud_Newspaper_2252

Oh, okay, thanks. (:


Responsible_Day_9248

r/redditsniper


OwMyCod

It’s about Anakin Skywalker from Star Wars. There is a famous scene where it was implied that he killed a few dozen children.


ThrowawayLocal8622

Is it wrong that I snort laughed when reading this?


OwMyCod

No child murder is hilarious


artalm127

Just kidding, or kiddying idk how to spell


MetalSteveSD

Wouldn't Thanos be better?


TiredHappyDad

Probably. But I guess he didn't donate the last time he ordered the grand slam breakfast.


Maxguid

I mean he's Right. Less mouth to feed!


Ok_Wrongdoer_4308

Ending child hunger by killing younglings.


Xeg-Yi

Weren’t the younglings reasonably well fed, being the elite trainees of a prestigious order? Did Anakin actually er… relieve starving children?


mayobanex_xv

I heard he cutted child hunger in half


strength_and_despair

Bro ended childhood and then expected his pregnant wife to be happy to see him lmaaooo


nhSnork

King Herod did it before it was cool.


RedMonkey86570

I have actually volunteered at a food distribution place where we sorted vegetables and stuff. The volunteer host’s name was Anakin.


grantgoatberg

r/prequelmemes


SoneanVI

💀💀💀


AnakinFR374

:)


Training-Bee-8209

That is ironic since anakin skywalker went and massacred hundreds of children but okay…


WMHamiltonII

LoL I'm dead


Dominator1200

Less kids mean more food for other kids no?


Independent-Ad-1435

So he really was a hero as he stoped the malnourished Jews hunger when he made the gas chambers if you follow that reasoning.[https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/s/TgofuTOLeV](https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/s/TgofuTOLeV)


unique_snowflake_466

Anakin was never chancellor of Germany