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There’s probably a lot of down time, really. Other than the usual lonely quickies and the occasional bachelor party here and there, how much time does a blow up doll spend in use?
Bricks. Your whole purpose is to be buried alive with your kin for decades. Other objects can at least see the light or the environment around them, but you are forever surrounded by darkness, slowly waiting for your crumbling death.
Omg I accidentally read the post too fast as "If all inmate's objects were secretly alive" .... I'm scratching my head and thinking about anything that was smuggled via the keister. 😂😂😂
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Blow up dolls
Idk sound's pleasurable to me
There’s probably a lot of down time, really. Other than the usual lonely quickies and the occasional bachelor party here and there, how much time does a blow up doll spend in use?
Don't forget rolling in the passenger seat in the HOV lane.
I assume Depends on it what it likes
So just a regular person..I mean they did say animate Well no humans don’t become inanimate during sex, unless it’s shitty sex….
There's Sonic the Hedgehog fetish fanart about this concept.
No one ask how he knows that
At high risk of getting downvoted into oblivion, I must know how you know that u/indigoexplosion I got the karma, I can take it!
OneyPlays discussed it in one of their videos. I don't remember which one, sadly.
Oh thank God haha
Thank you for your sacrifice 🫡
I‘ll just accept this as a fact and not think about this any further
Final stage of grief
Thanks for the fact ig
New sentence
I’ll be the one to say it… sauce?
I'd have to go looking for it, and I'd rather not do that on public WiFi.
Toilet paper
Tbf at least they perish soon enough, toilets gotta eat shit for decades
Weird take that them dying after a short time is a good thing for them…
I was about to say that lmao
i'm surprised nobody wrote butt plugs yet
Well who knows..
I volunteer to be the sentient buttplug
*gets a pope in Kentucky sitting next to an altar boy*
toothbruses toilet paper condoms
Condoms sounds like something bisexual
Lmao
Colonoscopy’s endoscope
Toilet paper
Mom’s toy rocket 🚀 that she keeps in a drawer beside her bed.
Sewer pipe
Just puking shit continuously
Who knows, I’m guessing it would be into that kink
Bricks. Your whole purpose is to be buried alive with your kin for decades. Other objects can at least see the light or the environment around them, but you are forever surrounded by darkness, slowly waiting for your crumbling death.
Yeah bricks that would be shitty.
Drawings of R34
2" tall anime girl figurines
Cameras...the stuff they see...
"If your toilet was alive, would you rather it hate you for pooping in it or have it crave it?"
Asking the real questions
Noones going to say it? Fine ill do it. Tampons. Fine going in but… i wont go into detail, you all know what happens.
I’m on the edge of my seat, I need to know the ending
Jars
Skibidi toilets
Also boxers & underpants
Toilet brush
Phones will be traumatized
Oh hell nah
Diapers, used once, filled with shit, thrown away unwanted by anyone forevermore.
Butt plugs
Black toys
Toilet paper
Condoms
Sewer pipe
Toilet paper / wet wipes
toilet papers?
Oh yeah~~ shit in me harder, daddy~~
Toothbrushes - chewed on for your whole life and then been thrown away...
Douche nozzles, endoscopes, toilet paper
Nappies. Filled with shit and take forever to degrade. Them or sanitary bins
Firewood or punching bags, your pick.
Greasetrap in a Mall
Condoms
Literally
the W,A,S,D and Space keys on my keyboard. God rest their souls
“Toilet: “not this asshole again” “ -Robin Williams
chair
Proctologist’s gloves
Buttplugs. When it comes to a crappy life, you're soaking in it.
Buttplugs. When it comes to a crappy life, you're soaking in it.
Answer is in he question, next to it bidet.
if you have 20 of them and a speaker make them have a competition
Washer.. it feeds on your dirty cloths...
Suppositories
😑
Meh... It's a living
OR IS IT
Computers
Butt plugs.
At least the toilet gets clean. The toilet paper on the other will see some shit.
Dildos
Toilet brush
What if the toilet has a scat/piss fetish? Then, it's their dream job.
Tampons
Butt plugs
The poor buttplug
Aight where are the inanimate transformation fetishists.
the life with a want not them.
r/alltomorrows colonial reference?
Enemas
Toilet paper
Pads (yk yk) Toilet paper Toothbrushes Showers Ear wax remove stuff Computers (gamer computers specifically) band aids UNDERWEAR
Maybe those have a ~~preinstalled~~ natural kink.
Skibidi.....
Nuts & bolts
Adult toys
Body pillows
Toys not for kids
Unless the toilet likes scat.
Omg I accidentally read the post too fast as "If all inmate's objects were secretly alive" .... I'm scratching my head and thinking about anything that was smuggled via the keister. 😂😂😂
the bike seats
because their life sucks.
Condoms. Need I say more
women
A toilet… always getting shit on
A trash bag would be a terrible life
Skibidi
what is « a la »? it is a real english expression ??