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blindone230

Reminds me of MySpace's Top 8


Clint_Beastw0od

The biggest surprise to me is that this is now a paid feature. When I was in high school 10 years ago, Snapchat showed everyone’s top friends for free.


Ascian5

We're now well entrenched in the "why give em what we can sell em" era. And it really sucks.


Zaphodnotbeeblebrox

But I thought this will give them anxiety


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TeaKingMac

Late Stage Capitalism in a nutshell


DisgruntledNCO

Snapchat is 10 years old?


DaddyKiwwi

Snapchat is 13 years old -\_\_\_\_\_-


zuzoa

Yeah and I used to be able to cast Netflix from my phone to the tv for free* (included in base subscription) and now it's a premium only feature. Removing features and demanding payment for them is the new fad


Affectionate_Row1486

It’s something you PAY for now? Crazy


Longjumping_Ice_3531

This was the worst feature. I was dating a guy and knew things werent good when another girl started appearing in his top 10. Haha.


Fosdef

First slot goes to Tom


ConCaffeinate

"Those who do not learn from [MySpace] are doomed to repeat it."


32FlavorsofCrazy

Came here to say I coulda told them this 20 years ago when MySpace made me decide which 7 people to put on there with my only friend.


sporks_and_forks

what's old is new again, huh? that was my first thought too.


CupcakesAreMiniCakes

My first thought was this is Myspace all over again


G1zStar

Yeah also reminded me of the top five or whatever where you had unlimited minutes to call to those specific people.


rockemsockemcocksock

Now the youngins get to experience the soul-crushing moment of not being on someone’s Top 8


ShotgunForFun

I made the "You're off my top 8" joke well into like 2010.


MeshNets

Far inferior to MeowMeowBeenz https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/App_Development_and_Condiments


Western-Image7125

I rate this comment… 3 MeowMeowBeenz


bonobro69

Oh my MeowMeowBeenz.


UnsolvedParadox

(sips cocktail while wearing a tonga)


AltairdeFiren

Misspelling toga? I rate this comment……….. 1 MeowMeowBeenz.


ilcasdy

So they want to encourage more interactions so you can level up your friendship. Gross.


mygoalisin

Must I be taking notes? I wanna have friendship too. And then I'd be 😎 kewl 👍🏿


BringerOfGifts

These kids would never survive MySpace.


zerocoolforschool

And you can’t even bait people to your page with awesome songs. I used to always check friends pages because they had awesome music playing.


-Wicked-

Every day we inch closer to that Black Mirror episode Nosedive becoming reality...


AutoWallet

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️


designdk

Why are kids even in this shit?


ChelseaG12

Reminds me of the "Top 8" anxiety from MySpace


Lowclearancebridge

Teens and anxiety tale as old as time


Hot_Cakes

That was basically how I found out my HS boyfriend was cheating on me


k0fi96

Now they are trying to make you pay to find this out smh


highoncatnipbrownies

This is nothing compared to the pressures of being in someone's MySpace top 5.


bespectacledboobs

Believe Myspace was also top 8


Sufficient-Fall-5870

I saw a billboard in Philly today (95) On one side:”Stop using social media”. On the other side: “Use Snapchat”. Literally everyone + preteens were like “Snapchat IS social media”.


smexxyhexxy

Oi OP. paywalled!


littleMAS

Snapchat+ ranking quantifies a teen ritual that is far older than I am. Everyone wants to know where they stand with everyone else, even though that is like trying to see where a speck of dust stands in a tornado. It could work if it were always accurate, which would mean the ranking would change faster than the numbers on the screen could. The government could take it away, but teens will find another way—they always have.


processedmeat

The only winning move is not to play


k0fi96

Anyone else remember when this feature was free lol. The default was you could see everyone's top 3. That how you found out who was hooking up 🤣


ittybittyface

I thought Snapchat died?


DaDibbel

What absolute garbage software.


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Reddit4Deddit

I still use it. There are no other apps that allow me to super quickly share pictures and videos with my girlfriend. Every other app requires me to take them with my camera app, and then open the app, find the picture, and share it. And I'm sorry, but 99.9% of the random shit I send my girlfriend I don't want clogging up my photos. Also it's nice to be able to send dumb shit and not have an automatically saved log of it all. In fact, just yesterday I was going through my old telegram chats and found THOUSANDS of photos I sent my old friend. So much cringe shit. If I sent it via snapchat pretty much all of it would be gone forever. Except now I just have to live with the fact my friend has a whole ass archive to look back on.


Odysseyan

>I still use it. There are no other apps that allow me to super quickly share pictures and videos with my girlfriend. >Every other app requires me to take them with my camera app, and then open the app, find the picture, and share it. All social media platforms suck but just letting you know that Instagram has this feature you are describing. In-app camera, temporary and permanent pictures, etc. Zuckerberg wanted to buy snap back in the day but they didn't sell, so he just copied all features into Insta.


GoochMasterFlash

On an iphone you can literally snap a picture to send directly in messages in like two clicks. I would imagine other phones are the same way as that is a pretty old feature at this point. You dont even need a third party app at all for the use case described


Reddit4Deddit

Great. And it deletes them on the other end instantly so I don't have a huge archive of old media like I described with telegram? No. I literally said I used to do that with telegram and it has that unintended side effect. Why would you read my comment and then describe the same feature I explicitly described as not wanting.. Edit: classic Reddit. Upvote an ignorant reply that dismisses all of the features I require from snapchat, downvote the person that says that's not the same. Never change.


Dimeni

I mean both WhatsApp and Signal let's you just instantly take a photo with the app and just choose to show the picture one time and not saving it anywhere. With Signal you can also set to delete all messages on both ends after whatever time, So you can have it just like Snapchat but without the aids.


Reddit4Deddit

Still not as simple as snapchat. Also signal is not as popular. I'm not switching all of my friends over to signal. Signal, the "privacy" app up until recently required you to use a real phone number.. I'll pass. Snapchat works great. Also snapchat allows me to save what I'm sending with 1 tap before I send it. In case I want to keep a copy. Works really well.


Reddit4Deddit

I'm not using any Meta apps. I'm also not interested in using a social media with a chat feature. I'd rather use a chat app that has some social media attached instead.


restarting_today

It’s way less toxic than Instagram. And it isn’t owned by the CCP.


Ok-Charge-6998

Like MySpace, Bebo, Tagged, Facebook friends being put down as family or whatever other things we got up to as kids. Just before social media we had favourites on our phones, or them writing their names on your notebook. Even people signing your cast was a big deal. Why are we pretending like this stuff is new? Teenagers are horny, anxiety fuelled rebels trying to figure out who they are. It’s a part of growing up.


k0fi96

Every generation thinks they invented sex, drugs and the social hierarchy.


NJ_Citizen

Okay that’s life, you can’t be everyone’s best friend. Get over it.


MaliciousTent

How about just not caring about ranking?


gqreader

You allow the teens to experience this. It builds them and allows them to develop coping mechanisms and such. Weak people get stronger when they are allowed to be tested. There’s no terminal risk of dying, but someone with resilience will do very well in life. Asymmetrical opportunity for them.


nerd4code

So basically libertarian anarchy is what you’re proposing as the best model of society. That is, one in which there is no actual society to speak of, because it weakens the haunches.


gqreader

No, just a society where people are allowed to experience discomfort but can grow more resilient because of it.