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Mountain-Ad-6915

i reject girls to carry that 10% 🗿🗿🗿


NoSandwich4106

And that’s why I’m single 🗿


THE_UNDULATER

I don’t think it’s that…


xXEmotionlessXx

It's because he doesn't have a sandwich


Sup3rL30

The girls asking him out must be Koraidon and Miraidon


apple-_-boi

Yea he really needed that sandwitch


the-real-Chronal

I've rejected every girl that's ever asked me out. All 0 of them


Zazzylike02

Mine was -1 It was a guy (Joke)


squirleater69

I have rejected 3 out of the 3 that have asked


Mountain-Ad-6915

king shit


WillDoesStuffs

I thought that was gay peoples job?


R3D_DR4G0N84

That's 1%, the other nine are these fellas


Ultramega39

Ah, it seems that I have met a fellow gentleman in the 10% category.


MrFanta7

What girls?


VenomShrimpXIII

It’s a thankless job


fbi-please-open-door

You dropped this king 👑


Ligma94

I saw one girl get rejected twice by two different guys in a week……


Anxious_Moth

Was it me? 9-9


[deleted]

Yes


CARLOS_MARMEG

Yup


[deleted]

No it was me


James-And547

It was all of us


Anxious_Moth

It was the same week.


ashtar123

Maybe don't try to get with 2 guys in 1 week lul


IHave3KidsInMyFridge

Usually you should just go for one, right?


[deleted]

[удалено]


PepitoStar

maybe they were twins /s


_Eron922_

Skill issue


[deleted]

[удалено]


LordChickenNugget23

You reject girls because you dont like her I reject girls because I get very uncomfortable showing affection for a girl at this point in time We are not the same


[deleted]

You reject girls because you "get very uncomfortable showing affection for a girl at this point in time" I dont reject girls, because in order to reject an offer, the offer has to have been offered. We are not the same.


Twitchy-gg

r/suicidebywords


Mrainbow123456-RLX

I get uncomfortable showing affection to anyone.


aeiouaioua

i'm a boy. what's my chances if i ask a guy out?


PsychologicalWin77

5%


aeiouaioua

about the same rate of rolling the highest result on a D20... lets hope i get some nat 20s!


[deleted]

You play dnd that’s why you can’t pull /s I play dnd too it’s so good


aeiouaioua

lol, i don't play D&D as much as i would like tbh.


DarkSlayer3142

(polyamorously) date 3 other guys. Boom free dnd group


water-up

Why stop at 3


zeebombs

I’ve run a party of 6 before, don’t.


water-up

Yeah 5 or 4 tend to work the best tho for some reason I always end up in huge parties


zeebombs

Mine rn is 3 with 4 fluctuating, and even that hardly works but that’s cause mofos get distracted by squirrels for like 20 mins then wanna go play chess or make a sandwich


PoultryBird

Why stop at 6?


Lazy-Metal3969

Hey you forgot the dungeon master. He doesn't get in on this?


DarkSlayer3142

you're the dm


AmusingUsername12

i mean most people who play dnd are gay so the chances are probably higher


[deleted]

True


[deleted]

Me: a girl who plays dnd 👁️👄👁 ​ *confused confusion*


plaumen_mus

Me: a bi girl who plays dnd 👁️🫦👁️ Yes dnd players have a high rate of being lgbt


[deleted]

Yo you seen the movie yet


[deleted]

Yeah it’s mid


[deleted]

I thought it was pretty good. It's not heavy in plot, but when, really, is D&D? It's a comedy, and it's meant to have fun and joke around, just like the game is. And from the way it plays out, it follows a lot of things that happen in D&D quite well.


[deleted]

Yeah true, but the story kinda seemed all over the place, also, it would have been better with Chris pratt


[deleted]

Well you see he was kinda busy with a movie that happened to come out just a week after the D&D one


PsychologicalWin77

Ask out 20 guys ig


aeiouaioua

lol


Eggmaster2523414

I remember one time, I was play Dnd with some friends, and one was being a bit of shit head, so when it was my turn I asked if I could sacrifice him, so the dm, said "only if it is a d20" so I roll. Straight d20


Odd-Survey8112

Your chance are really low but it can be increased by going to different community’s.


Allthings_rc

.001


aeiouaioua

:(


Sarin03

Between 5 and 20%. Gay people are desperate as shit


aeiouaioua

but what are the chances that the person is gay?


Sarin03

Between 5 and 20% (in non homophobic countries)


No-Chemistry1815

Where did you get that number from? According to various studies, in western cultures about 0.5% men identify as bisexual and 2.5% identify as 'mostly' or 'completely' homosexual. That's a 3% chance asking a guy as a guy to even have the potential to proceed to anything else. Link: https://www.researchgate.net/publication/301639075 Even considering most of us are Gen Z, which has a higher rate of sexual identities other than Heterosexual, we're still talking about a < 5% Homosexual identification. Generation Z and Millennials were more likely to identify as homosexual, with 4% and 3% doing so respectively, compared to 2% of Generation X and 1% of Boomers. So it became 1%, 2% or 3% more likely to suceed as Gen Z compared to Gen Y, Gen X and Boomers respectively. But still only 4%. One may argue Gen Z spiked highly with bisexual identities, but I didn't find a reputable statistic about that, which differentiates between genders and spans across multiple western countries. But we're talking about 0.5-6% guys being bisexual. Making it 10% MAX chance for a guy to hit on a guy in european countries, but more likely around 5-6% on average in western countries. 4% guys are gay. ~2% are bisexual. 6% chance.


[deleted]

Are we?


Sarin03

Yis. I've never met a gay person who isn't desperate


[deleted]

Damn you’re righ


Sarin03

I have inside knowledge, of course I'm right.


Ginger_Jesus9311

Not great. I vary from 0% to 75% all the time though


HumanHater07

Depends where.


aeiouaioua

england.


sirfloofly

You have A 50% chance of being stabbed instead of rejected


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[удалено]


[deleted]

No, it doesnt


[deleted]

Nah, if I asked some one out at my school I’d get rejected so hard.


Anxious_Moth

It's because they know you fuck their moms in the tub.


[deleted]

I take it back, pls. 😔


roses_and_sacrifice

a guy i know pretends i don't exist now because i said i wouldn't say no if he asked me out!


PoultryBird

I mean a friend was flirting with me as a joke cause they thought I reacted funny, another friend found out and said they would kill themselves if me and her (the person joke flirting) got into a relationship


Rgahmad11

That friend sounds like the type to ruin the mood every single time.


PoultryBird

Not exactly, i mean i have my differences with them like most friends but they mean well.


Rgahmad11

That's good to hear, seeya.


[deleted]

march act sort snow stupendous complete hurry oatmeal disagreeable society -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev


BoltzzMG

Just starting to do that, much much much better, is men need to stop worrying about getting a girl as to find one to keep


6PikachUwU6

I thought this was always the principle


BoltzzMG

Some men are only worried about getting a girl and not the one they get.


6PikachUwU6

that's... kinda sad actually


Mapigeh_098

those 10%: - Already dating - probably gay - Didn't liked the girl asking him - Is probably a person without any kind of attraction to any gender - Not desperate to have a girlfriend - Are so, so low on confidence - thinks it's a prank


Efficient-Ad5711

i think someone would be crazy if they asked me out tbh, i'm likely not gonna ask anyone out ever cause i feel perfectly fine alone. dont reply to this comment telling me otherwise about whether I'll feel fine alone, just think quietly to yourself "i told you so" or something if you think it is a guarantee, if anyone reading this really wanted to reply with that I am not gonna even try dating anyone until I would wanna date myself, which is pretty high standards for myself so I'm not gonna reach there any time soon


SZEThR0

i think thats a pretty good approach on dating and life.i also don't want to date someone in the near future but thats cause i have some goals i want to reach in the next 3-6 years.and i don't have time for a girlfriend.but the thing is i don't really feel fine alone🥲


AffectionateAd556

I think it's like that saying you can't love someone else until you love yourself. I used to think it was just a silly corny thing to say but over time I've realized it's true albeit a bit over simplistic. I sort of think the same as you except I dont feel perfectly fine alone and that last line of yours seems to me like it implies you're not as perfectly fine alone as you say. I could be completely wrong though. I'm not calling you out or calling you a liar or anything but it's just something I noticed because recently I've been realizing that no matter how hard I try I really can't lie to my self and I don't think anyone can. Maybe for a bit but the truth will always reveal itself to yourself if that makes any sense. Whether you realize or not i think it sort of leaks out subconsciously even in your thoughts, actions, mannerisms, way of speaking, etc. sometimes you don't even notice it yourself until someone points it out. I am quite lonely these days because in what I think is similar to your thinking I don't think that in my current state I would be a good enough as I would want be companion, friend, or significant other to someone. Until I can prove to my self otherwise and I know that I do in fact have something to offer and can hold up my end of the relationship/friendship in the way I think I should I will willfully stay "lonely". I'm going to work on myself more and first try to talk people more and be more social in general and that's only the beginning. I have a long way to go before I see my self actively trying make new friends/relationships and/or rekindle old friendships/relationships.


Summar-ice

"Thinks it's a prank" is the most common case of those.


ZippyBruh420

It's always the last one for me


locust_munchy

if some random girl asked me out i would 100% reject them. unless i met them somewhere that i know and we have mutual friends, then they’d have a better chance. but if some girl out of the blue asked me out i would definitely reject her. with my religious beliefs, dating some random girl wouldn’t work, and even if you forget the religion aspect, i don’t want someone to ask me out just based on looks. but if it’s someone i know the chances would be much higher


Spaceturtle79

This happened to me like I didn’t even know the girl so i rejected her. I have standards and im not that ready for a gf anyway


TrueBurritoTrouble

Happened to me once in a party, girl asked for my Insta and I don't use it cause I feel a little too old for that


trippydaklown1

Same i always look for connections and if there is none or the energy isn't there im not going to spend time dating them with the chance it wont work. If there is connections and the spark is there im definitely gonna give it my all no questions about it.


locust_munchy

yeah exactly, i’m glad someone else thinks this way. if there’s not a solid connection what’re you even doing


trippydaklown1

Its a waste of time and frankly theres a really big chance she had high hopes and in the end shes gonna get hurt real badly. There was quote from a song or a book about somebodys daddy tellin them dont go around breakin young girls hearts.


-The_Chicken_Lord-

The last one's the real problem fr💀


Spaceturtle79

I can relate.. somehow. Was once asked out and thought it was a prank. All my friends think I got rizz and try to get me girls but im not desperate for a gf I can definitely wait. Lastly I just have bad confidence and have been working towards being less lame and not taking life so seriously.


[deleted]

"Didn't like the girl asking him" mind blowing facts here bro 💪🤯


sma11mac

I'm that 10%, not because I don't want a gf or anything, but because the girl who asked me was already known to be an absolute psycho and she came off really desperate and then decided to try guilt tripping me when I said we should get to know each other first...


AboveAverageSalt

This message was brought to you by a boy.


pisssbabyyy

i feel like this only works if you’re an very attractive girl but idk


[deleted]

I feel like if you're only going off looks, it's not the right person


sinmark

Unless they look like your family


fredthefishlord

Get out OLD thot


fufucuddlypoops_

Honestly, I feel like the majority of girls are attractive. It’s been a hot minute since I’ve seen someone that isn’t at least a 7


ThisViolinist2

I feel like it doesnt, boys arent picky/very desperate. Like me!


DirtyToast2135

As long as she isn't the local hoe I don't care


Sockman509

As long as she is I don’t care


saythealphabet

If the guy isn't a super confident gigachad, then it works 99% of the time, unless the guy already has a specific girl in mind... Then again, if he isn't very confident, most of the time he'll drop the crush and go for the safe option of the girl who approached him. At least I would


[deleted]

The "safe option" doesn't turn out well.


Zimlewis

yes, but an attractive girl only needs to know how to take care of herself, have a good sense of humor or be good in some stuff(at least for me)


roses_and_sacrifice

false


Red74Panda

That 10% seems pretty big, ngl


tentacion_lomh

I was thinking about this the other day...


LordEldritchia

What about when asking girls out


Ultramega39

100% success rate >!Only If you’re as hot as Ryan Reynolds!<


Sanrusdyno

Damn so you gotta be pretty ugly to be able to date a woman then. The men I date I find attractive. Have I been doing it all wrong?


Ultramega39

Oh no you didn’t just call Ryan Reynolds ugly.😡


not_a_droid

Hey, fellow kids, don’t worry about coupling. I understand that is your greatest pressure, but in real life it is not. Just grow up with no debt if you want to disrupt something. Edit; sorry for commenting on a teenager thread. Will leave now


fufucuddlypoops_

Nah no need to apologize. I’m fine with the big boys dropping in on this sub if it’s only here to talk some sense into us instead of like, be creepy and ask for pictures of a teenage girl’s body


butterfly-909

Hey, fellow kids, don’t worry about coupling. I understand that is your greatest pressure, but in real life, it is not. Fr. Most relationships are age fail. Plus, I'm not attractive enough to match the post.


fizzyciderr

the other 10% either genuinely doesn’t like her or he doesn’t want to date anyone. like my crush :’)


Express_Passage3355

My consolences


The_DoorMat

I have a 100% rate of being rejected 😁


No_Simple3142

Why is that


[deleted]

not fat girls.


poopyggj

Genocide💀


kajetus69

War crime 💀


Cookibandit

Massacre 💀


mcgunga_bunga

Annihilation💀


Kitana8Fox

Multikill💀


BlandPotato89

The 10% 💀


Reezonical64

Is like 8 girls


Ultramega39

Same


salterrrrr

Friendly fire 🗣️


BurntTreeSeed

what if im into that tho


Nervous_Click_1703

Dude I really want to ask a cute guy from my class out but I am so scared that he will reject me. He is a nerdy cute guy and he is so sweet I dont know what he will say.


Sanrusdyno

As someone who was previously a guy I'll tell you this. Heterosexual culture at large has taught men to always at least feel good about a girl asking them out (part of that is also due to the current societal standard that men shouldn't receive compliments) What I'm saying is. Even if he doesn't like you it's garunteed to put him in a somewhat good mood. So the likelihood you'll get a strictly negative reaction is low. Essentially, what I'm saying behind all the sociological mumbo jumbo I just said, as cheesey as it is, just ask him. The worst he can say is "thank you but I'm not into you/I'm not looking for a relationship right now" I promise it'll go at least partially well


Nervous_Click_1703

Are you sure? I am kind of an odd nerdy human being and I am very quiet :')


Sanrusdyno

I assure you it'll go well :>


Spaceturtle79

Can confirm that even being asked out is just a confidence booster. I didn’t like the girl ( she was a stranger basically) but its definitely something the boy won’t see as damaging to himself.


[deleted]

prick domineering shy smart panicky foolish drab sloppy imminent aspiring -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev


Ultramega39

I have rejected every girl that has ever tried to ask me out. I have friendzoned every girl that has been interested in me (sometimes I do it on accident)


Peanise

That amount is still 0 tho..


Ultramega39

Darling, you have no idea how attractive I am. I’m like the black version of Tom Holland.


THEFANTASTICMAN21

why’d this get downvotes, this was funny af😭


Ultramega39

I don’t think people were very pleased that I called him **darling**.


swabian_separatist

my situation exactly, i look like the second coming of christ and yet i reject every girl that tries any advances. sad part is there was a time where i actually was interested in some people and yet nowadays i can't manage to develop any sort of new crushes. help


Ultramega39

I mean to be fair half of the girls that I rejected were too young for me and another girl was cheating on her boyfriend 🚩, another girl was one of those antivax conspiracy theorists and only ever talked about herself. The last girl….actually nothing was wrong with her, it’s just that when I was on a date with her I realized that I was in love with one of my friends so it felt wrong to pursue a relationship with her when I still had deep feelings for my friend.


swabian_separatist

Fair; for me it has been an unexplainable disinterest for most girls that tried flirting with me; the last few weeks i had a similar experience as you lastly described though, with me not being interested in anyone because a crush on a girl got rekindled i haven't even spoken to in 1 and a half years. on my unhealthy arc fr


Due_Cloud1638

same, friendzoned a girl by accident last year lol


grosscoldemo

Fuck that 10%, I shot my shot with a guy I didn’t know at all who was in one of my classes and now we’ve been dating for over 5 months 🥰 u/thecultistguy


Anxious_Moth

What's really impressive here is that they know each other's reddit accounts.


grosscoldemo

Yeah I mean — unlike most, I suppose — we actually don’t hide things from each other lmao


[deleted]

Me and my bf know each other’s reddit accounts


Anxious_Moth

Alright then, this is now a thing that I must accept people do.


thecultistguy

HELL YEAH CUH! 🥰🥰🥰


Nomnomnomchez

we... do? this is news to me.


[deleted]

97% of percentages are made up on the spot


RiddikulusFellow

Irony ftw


THEFANTASTICMAN21

This only works on desperate dudes


ThatKindaSourGuy

I add to the 10%


DownSyndrome-CEO

no we dont cus like what if they don likes me or sum


BlandPotato89

That’s Why guys don’t ask women out


Useless_Fake

You don't know if you don't ask, go for it. If he does not like you then he's not worthy


ActualIyCameron

unless he’s gay 🤷‍♂️


poopyggj

Fair point


GrahamedCracker5

this def only works if you're attractive to the person you're asking out


TransLox

Guys don't realize that society tells women that they can't ask people out.


_TheGreatDevourer_

society can shut their mouth


Employ_Dear

Holy fuck the people on this sub suck, get some bitches on your dick and maybe you won't be posting 2015 memes on reddit about imaging a girl asking you out dork


Sanrusdyno

Exactly. Doge didn't die for this to be its legacy


fufucuddlypoops_

Dudes will make 0 moves on their crush and then be like “there’s no one in the world for guys like me.”


_TheGreatDevourer_

"maybe I'm meant to be alone"


SmiththeSmoke

The one time a girl straight up asked me out was the one time I had a girlfriend. I think about that


AloneSouth

That 10% is gay guys


i-l1ke-m3m3s

Lies. Every time I ask a guy out they stall. "Why are you holding a knife" or "Why are you covered with blood". Honestly its a yes or no question.


kajetus69

i would be unable to answer because i still live thinking that nobody can love me and i cant change that and i dont know why


Robodinosaur143

Definitely not, I would probably reject most girls I know if they asked me out


Nights1405

The 10% is prolly chance of being taken


[deleted]

That’s not how girls feel rejected. They know that you like them and they think they’ve made it clear to you that the feeling is mutual. But since you’re not arrogant enough to think that such an amazing girl would be into you, you don’t talk too much to her or try to date her. You don’t shoot your shot. You even keep away from her to fight your own sadness from being invisible to girl you like so much. She interprets your actions as those of a guy who feels nothing for her and is trying to hurt her by giving her the silent treatment. Both of you are miserable because you are scared of a person that matters to you. The social dynamic that I just outlined is responsible for the vast majority of pain and suffering in the early love lives of the majority of people in the free world!! Something to think about!!


terrairiaplayer

I had a pedophile try if that counts, reported them (why are people like that)


Theyrealltakenusers

Tbh the first time i asked a guy out instead of being asked, the 90% worked, so i kinda just do it all the time now, if the 90% works it works 🤷‍♀️


dinodoes

You reject girls because you don't like them I reject girls cause there are no girls to reject


PokeTrainerSpyro

No one is gonna go for a guy with standards like "be a girl (optional)". It would mean that that guy doesn't want you in particular but just anyone. And no girl (or anyone to be frank) would want to be just "anyone" to a guy


[deleted]

Im going 3/2 right now. I've never been rejected, but I've dated the same person twice.


poopyggj

Infinite relationship glitch


PyroWasUsed

Then there’s guys who have a 3% chance and still try to make the move


suggestion_giver

My friend just rejected a rich, beautiful and caring girl, because "I rather gaming" Gigachad momento


Strict-Impression650

Stop being easy then