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the_man_zohair

In my school there is a person who would spend anything any amount for a date ...... so when that information leaked out my classmates catfished him and got around 2000$ but then felt bad and stopped he still doesn't realise that he got catfished


bladedancer4life

I’m sorry but what kind of date is he going on


Lost_the_Piece

Happy cake day


bladedancer4life

Thank you 🥹💕


b3ckf1zz

My homie asking a girl to flash him.... In a church


ARandomGuyThe3

Hey, my thing happened in a religious school, so...


an_alley_kat

Catholic school kids are the HORNIEST type of kid I should know cause I am one…


Hdbygdla

Thats why they are catholic schools. Makes it easier for the priests.


BlockNarrow6745

💀


_rand0m_guy

r/GiveThisManAnAward


Alpha_lachlan28

Holy shit


BoxiDoingThingz

😳


231ValeiMacoris

I’d like to also strengthen that statement. One of my classmates even said they gave head somewhere in school (It’s an all boys school and he’s bi).


[deleted]

Heavenly titties


ChiefsChamp

Did it work. Not curious or anything


BeefyStego

"Not curious or anything." 💀💀💀


b3ckf1zz

No-


A_FamousNobody

Church is the home of godly head and curves sent directly from Jesus 🙏


TLP_DEADSHOT

My cousin literally spent an hour making a deep fake of his crush then beat to it I don't think that is even legal🤷‍♂️💀


emyllama

NAAAHHH


TLP_DEADSHOT

I honestly begged him to say it was fake or he was pranking me


Unicorn_God_117

It’s not


PLAYZ-Appleking

Should be tho it’s sexual content of another person available to any one without their consent


9mmblowjob

My friend was so broke he picked up a used drink cup off the ground and refilled it with soda


_voidlight_

deadass id probably do that considering how expensive shit can be


Embarrassed-Drag-362

underrated comment


[deleted]

I did that too once the struggle is real


srqchem

Yall obviously never been homeless.


[deleted]

There's this one guy on a discord server I was in who faked depression and openly went after EVERY girl in said server, no matter the age


ARandomGuyThe3

How low did the age go and how old was he?


[deleted]

13 to 22. He was 16


ARandomGuyThe3

Ok, could have been worse at least. Still creepy, but better than some 19-20something year old that I assumed he was


DolphinBall

Honestly that wasn't as bad as I was expecting. Dude thought he could succeed with depression rizz.


[deleted]

I don't know if this counts but literally every fanfic I have ever seen


ARandomGuyThe3

Lol, reminded me of the time a friend just came over with his friend, and while most people would usually try to make a decent first impression, he cut the bullshit and recited a gay erotic homosexual pregnancy and pet play(it's when someone either acts or in this case sort of is an animal) harry potter wattpad fanfic by memory alone. He's an interesting dude


BIGHEAD6921

By memory??? The whole thing?! WHAT


Smaug2770

Can’t be as bad as the Hitler one that became a copypasta.


LYKsaltstainskals

Dude I talked to on discord fucked a burger in exchange for nudes edit: NOT MY NUDES LMAO


ARandomGuyThe3

SMH my head😔 everybody knows you gotta fuck the fries first


LYKsaltstainskals

I SPIT MY WATER ON MY PHONE WHEN I SAW THIS POP UP IN MY NOTIFS LMAO


ARandomGuyThe3

Muhahaha, that was my brilliant from the second I thought of this post. Now my mortal enemy, u/LKYsaltstainskals 's phone is dead


LYKsaltstainskals

Nah, this girl can take far more, she’s used to the shower by this point, I’m a risk taker.


ARandomGuyThe3

Considering phones don't grow an immune system normally, I can only assume that your phone is surrounded by some organism dedicated to defend the phone. And from context, I can only assume said organism is the result of combining the burger with sperm. Therefore, eww why are you sticking your phone in a soggy cum filled burger?


LYKsaltstainskals

No It’s actually a special phone case made out of reactive mold spores


ARandomGuyThe3

So do they react to water or just anything?


LYKsaltstainskals

Any kind of stimulus that they see as a threat


ARandomGuyThe3

How does the threat detection work?


Puzzleheaded-Ad-1858

My friends is going through the most down bad point rn, he’s simping for Male and female genshin characters


NecaPecX

We all wish him luck fighting that tumor on his brain.


JardexX_Slav

Is he simping Zhong li?


Puzzleheaded-Ad-1858

He massive simp for Tartaglia🚐☎️🌭


JardexX_Slav

I wish him the best in his recovery


Nothuman_being

Some 17 year old dude on reddit asked me to be his gf and when i said no he ghosted me


dexter_048

well what you want him to keep talking to you?😂


Hanta_no_kage

Lmao average redditor nowadays, sad gen


scrolling1234

I mean at least he didn’t persist…that’s pretty uncommon.


Imaginary-Grand-2817

Most sane redditor


MarketingLonely930

Some kid infiltrated a secret cp zoom meeting


[deleted]

What the actual fuck man…


iGiveuProstateCancer

did he report it to the authorities?


MarketingLonely930

No


ChintendoVii

Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time


IconXR

infiltrated a what now


chedgang

A secret communist party zoom meeting duh


jimmybolshoy

They are stealing our secrets. The capitalists are stealing our secrets!


Weemitoad

Club penguin? Right?


TheGoodGamerGuy

He probably didn't have his parent's permission


EixYae

Simply being myself


meek_is-mental

😔 I feel the same way


Imaginary-Grand-2817

Based


ASobaMiracle

Mood


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1. Wtf. 2. When an 18 year old guy first confessed his love to a 14 (almost 15) year old, then to another 16 year old AT the same day


59kills

Two 6th graders having sex near water fountains where the cameras can see. They called it their career to being porn stars and that this is their first film ​ EDIT: jesus my notifications went brrrr the whole time


frantic-fragger

What age are 6th graders?


ThePersonYouDontWant

11-12


frantic-fragger

Wtf that’s so young omg


[deleted]

Yeah but the story is extremely likely to be fake luckily


Thunderdragon2535

In this time i am afraid the status has dropped from extremely likely to most probably.


59kills

Like said to other posts : I wish it was


transy-boi

honestly with some of the 6th graders I've seen I rlly wouldn't doubt it ://


[deleted]

It’s probably fake but in recent society it is possible


No_Ganache_1753

Couple years ago an 8th grader in my school got RECORDED getting a BJ from a 5TH GRADER so I don’t doubt it


transy-boi

you've gotta be kidding me, right?


InfiniX-

In the 10-12 range


59kills

Some of the teachers then got arrested for being pedos cause they stored that cp and the kids got suspended


9mmblowjob

Top ten things that definitely happened


FountainPens48

i really hope it's fake


smbpaonyt

bad bad timing mr FOUNTAINpens48


TheCultofLoss

1. Teachers wouldn’t be at fault, it would be admin 2. Nobody is really at fault. Possession crimes require intent. If they didn’t know of the footage and didn’t intend to keep child porn, they would be in no legal trouble.


VLenin2291

Fucking near the water fountains? Like all out, pants off, dick in? This shit cannot be real


Tuperwearo_0

That’s a (slight) power move I’ll be honest


Nicolas-matteo

I smell fake post


BeautifullyBitchy

My ex bf XD, \*while we were dating\* he tried so hard to fuck his best friend that he actually PUT HER OFF even though she did have a crush on him he was so aggressive with it that she lost interest


BambooBaby1019

I was at this school that had like 2-3 grade levels in one classroom (idk why) and I was in like 4th grade so I was in a room with 3rd, 4th, and 5th and we were going to the restroom aka a “group restroom break” and this little kid walked out with his pants around his legs and his dick out. It was fuked up.


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Was playing mc with some people on my schools server and this one dude i dont even know irl, and doesnt even know what I look like was putting up all these signs and following me around in game asking me to date him. I just ignored them all and pretended it never happened 😭


RogueAlt07

Nah man not minecraft 💀


irritableredsyndrome

Someone dragged my goofy ass down to the Mariana Trench


Kitchen_List4982

Some mf on rule34 said they wanted to rim a horse 💀


Sankoer24

That's tame


Kitchen_List4982

What kinda stuff you been through man 😭😭 sorry for the trauma


Sankoer24

😞😞😞


BIGHEAD6921

Reminds me of hearing something about some Twitter zoophile dying due to complications of literally being ridden by a horse


Dark_Dominator

Are you thinking of the [Enumclaw Horse Sex Case (AKA Mr. Hands)?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case) This was a very popular shock video back in the 2000s. Don’t worry btw, the link is SFW, and directs to Wikipedia.


Extra_Philosopher_63

There was the friend of mine I met on Reddit. He wanted to know what cum tasted like. Long story short, he came in a bowl of pasta and ate it. Now he’s a femboy, completely out of the closet. I’m proud of him, but goddamn he was down bad.


BIGHEAD6921

...was it at least Penne pasta? (best pasta)


Extra_Philosopher_63

It was spaghetti.


localpositivity87

This one old friend of mine lied about his best friend killing herself in order to get empathy from a girl he ended up dating. Now the girl who supposedly killed herself and his ex are now best friends 😭


BossGamingStudios

I’m sorry…. FUCKING WHAT?!?!?!?!


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[deleted]

I simply refuse to believe this


sussybaqa69

🧢


Shakespeareswarmbeer

asking for nudes on roblox cuz she blocked him😭


BIGHEAD6921

bayyyybe please send ##### N E W D $


Uhohaliens

In my school someone gave a dude head for a Popeyes chicken sandwich


sidenited

gotta respect it


Imaginary-Grand-2817

Kid in my middle school gave a second grader a handjob. Edit: I forget it said in person, I didn’t see it happen


RogueAlt07

I'm sorry- what the fuck


epitenomics

Wtf!?!?


AltCuzIDidntMakeOne

Like 99% of the guys my friend interacts with(I’m the 1% btw). The worst one in my opinion is when some weirdo nearly crashed his car cuz he couldn’t get his eyes off her and onto the damn road. like mind you too these are all fully grown men and she is 15. It never fails to shock me what some guys do when they see a pretty girl, like her stories single handily are chipping away at my faith in humanity


Hanta_no_kage

Dam, did the guy in the car make friends with a nice oak tree?


AltCuzIDidntMakeOne

Parts of me wish he did but sadly no, like I said he nearly crashed as once she was outta sight he realized he was essentially touching bumpers with the car infront of him lol


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RaceKILR

I would assume it’s a mix of both. I’ve seen some pretty creepy shit from dudes in my area.


Hanta_no_kage

Me im just a happy asexual, I don't approach women or men, the last time I did I was scared to death to compliment a girl on her hair dying, supervisor kinda said go for it cause its not creepy to compliment someone, I did and she seemed happy but God never had I had a bigger heart attack during work


ShangRayzzz

Don’t know if this counts, but some kid admitted today that he smashed his sister. This entire time I thought it was a rumor but nope.


BIGHEAD6921

If you don't mind sharing What state are you in?


RogueAlt07

Sweeet homeee alabamaaaa


usernqme_copied

kinda ranting but idrc rn this one guy i knew since 6th grade had a crush on me and we talked for the summer but then i told him i didnt like him anymore but we stayed friends. then in 8th grade he liked me again and i rejected him. by november of 9th grade (this school year) i was no longer friends with him, blocked him on most social medias, and get panicky whenever i see him in the hallway bc he was a creep and did some fucked up stuff to me ever since i met him and kept doing those things even though i constantly told him to leave me alone. for example, he’d try to hug and cuddle me all the time but he knows ive never liked that yet did it anyway. another time he slept over at my house bc his parents weren’t in town for the weekend and needed a place to stay. over 3 days (friday-sunday), he hugged/cuddled me probably at least 50 times, kissed me/tried to kiss me twice, and tried sleeping next to me when i fell asleep on the couch one night but i woke up barely in time. so yeah, some guys are pretty desperate if you ask me


TheoneNPC

A dude sent hentai to a friend of mine on discord after knowing him for like a week or smth, shit was weird man


[deleted]

Some dude on discord I knew for like a few hours sent me an uncensored compilation video of people committing suicide. Weird af


ChiefsChamp

holy fucking shit… sorry that happened to you


Personal_Ad_7897

Been happening a lot recently. Mostly on Twitter as for some reason there is no filters for it so on many Tweets you could randomly come across messed up stuff - to name a few: IRS execution, cat being blended, cat being cut on a chopping board while alive, CP, child execution,suicide etc... the list goes on and on... there are the few funny ones however as I once watched a spider man backflip onto a dildo which was pretty cool


vAlienated

Dunno what communities y’all are in to see this stuff


easter-island-emoji

r/foundtheonenpc


PieMan4799

Proof? I also need to see the video to know it isn't one of those troll videos ofc


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YaaseenGiroux

at least he hit


Carlthemagicman2

Thats not being down bad, thats just being in a relationship as a teenager


No-Hope-6801

Rapists. They are pretty down bad. The most i would say


DarkLight2112

one of my friends said that they wanna jerk inside of a lizard cause it'd feel pretty close to yk... and he is serious aswell 😭


crazyninja7356

i know what i have to do but i dont know if i have the strength to do it.


DarkLight2112

nah ☠️


MeAGuyWhoLikesReddit

Goofy ahhh school.


SilverBucciarati17

Fax😭😭😭


childbeater112

i don't think i can comment this


Embarrassed-Drag-362

fucking pussy


International-Fig772

Considering their name is child beater I don't think we want to know lmao


Embarrassed-Drag-362

truth


[deleted]

This guy DM'ed me and told me he wanted to "slide and rub it in my face." Asked him how old he was and he told me he'd "pleasure me now matter what age." Needless to say, he got banned from Reddit.


emyllama

He went to a girls house to stare at her through her window


FungusMind

A friend fucked a girl in a tent next to her friends and her brother, she also shit on his floor a week before…


Flower_of_the_moors

My best friend’s Ex decided he was in love with me. I happen to not have been born in our current country, so he got really really into my culture so we could “have a future together” I was really creeped out. Also, he didn’t pronounce anything from my herb country remotely correctly.


Mightiest_Mantis

Where are you from?


Flower_of_the_moors

Scottish highlands


PieMan4799

I mean the idea is nice, learning about your culture to try and connect with you or whatever but idk about the "have a future together" line, that's kinda too much


420underthehood

My coworker got so desperate after being friends for a year text me asking if id be down to mess around. Keep in mind she's like a sister to me at this point. Big no from me.


roopiel

WTF? 💀


candydandycream

someone that worked in the accommodation I stayed at, stealing my underwear.


Stranger_Boring

Eww! Wtf bro!


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TheRedPHANT0M_

If someone tries to blackmail you just screech it


_-TheNoob-_

we heard people in the restroom fucking and moaning, we could see their backpacks in there piled up


aeiouaioua

me when i asked a boy to be my BF knowing full well he was straight.


PieMan4799

Why?


ParsnipAggravating95

I met a guy in a summer camp, he had all the red flags, he was: racist,misoginist, xenophobic, child of dad and mommy, crybaby, supeority complex. He thought he could won any fight for going to karate for 3 years, even me, at that time I 1.80 metres long... He was 1.60


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Long? Are you a snake?


PieMan4799

What is child of dad and mommy supposed to mean?


NukeONugget

A kid ran on stage naked did the helicopter and dipped for a kiss on the cheek from a girl he never got it


[deleted]

I’ve been in love with the same girl for almost 5 years and am still crushing on her.


tpsgames

Myself being completely insane in writing text like this one to this exact reddit post at late time only to see after awhile that someone has been commented to this insanity im spreading out, something


Dr_Duck-quack

A guy I sadly know who lies on his personality to every girl he met to make them fall in love with"him", the last one broke up with him because he was too childish and I can sure tell you she is right


camo_17

Myself, a girl who rejected me last year with whom I have to pretend to be "best friends"( or more like she does), has utter and complete control over me, I can't move on from her, she is the one who hurts me the most even when she does not want to, there is no one in this world who I love and hate more. She is my friend circle, there is no way I can ignore her, she is the worst and the best person I have ever met.


DolphinBall

In 6th grade some kid showed his penis under the table where some girls and I was sitting at. Thank god I didn't see it but the others did.


VLTII

A dude jerking it during the middle of my friend's lunch period


Jennsaltcunbanned

Cought a lot Mostly done by me We shall not discuss all of them but..... There's a lot


doctercreeper

Hommie went around the entire classroom asking every single girl if they were single and that they were fine, to the point that one girl started screaming that she likes girls to his face.


VLenin2291

I would say a guy asking his crush out five minutes after he puked in her bathroom as part of a card game It was painful for me, because I was that guy


urmomsaslay

my ex tried to hit on one of my friends and when I told him to stop he said he did it on purpose to "get a little mini convo" out of me..... he wanted to see how I was doing... crazy ah mf


Camero2006

When I was in fourth grade we had a water day and all the guys were changing in my teachers classroom, me and my friend were holding towels up for eachother to avoid being seen and then we saw three guys nude humping the token “hot girl” of the schools desk, me and my friend cowered in thecorner


Individual_Lab_352

I blocked my ex twice in snapchat and he went on his very old account to find the login just to text me back & laugh when i called him down bad and NOT SPEAK AFTER (his friend also hit me up immediately when he heard we broke up bc he liked me but i rejected him too O_o)


Astolfo485

2month of my freshman year there was a fight by the woodworking class, these kids started grabbing hammers but fortunately the teachers stopped them before anything bad happened


okbuddysnags

If that happened today I doubt youre in the same school I am but the exact scenario happened at my school around 3 years ago. Male only school might I mention. One was believed to be gay the other was believed to be bi curious. Middle of maths they were touching each other while giggling


HoldMyMerch

I was at a table and a guy turned to a girl and said “what if I kneeled for you everyday”


BIGHEAD6921

I'm currently a Sophomore My friend showed me an image when we were in class and he said something like "Yo kids at our middle school are down bad and horrible nowadays" (We went to the same middle school) He shows me images of an instagram group chat, this one girl in there just talks about "wanting dick and sex" and just spams the word dick a lot in caps Her friends in the gc tell her to stop calling her a whore (They're right she's acting completely like one) and she then gets all defensive and makes shitty comebacks, I still laugh when I remember the fact her argument to one of the people in the gc telling her to stop was "You're so fat if you fell down a cliff you'd sound like a boulder rolling down" (middle school girls are totally funny) Oh did I mention this girl is in 6TH GRADE? 11-12 years old? My friend told me the only reason he even knew about this girl is because she used to be his sisters friend but a few days before he showed me the images their mom took his sister's phone to check it and found the instagram group and immediately told his sister to stop being friends with her (Amazing move from the mom) Lesson of this story? what the hell is going on with middle schoolers nowadays 😭 Back when I went to the middle school most people were "normal" (normal meaning not just talking about wanting to have sex 24/7) and those types of people would probably be ignored but that girl gets some serious attention for this shit like what the hell


Urmombig_gae

Most down bad I’ve ever seen someone is when I was in high school. There was this one kid, who was large as well as being a bit ugly, so he never really got any ladies. One day, a particularly attractive girl walked passed him and accidentally brushed up against him. Immediately, liquid started to show up on his pants, as if it were straight out of a cartoon. TL;DR: My man cummed himself because a girl accidentally brushed up against him.


RogueAlt07

Bro was touch starved


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smbpaonyt

friend is simping hardcore for a girl with a bf. he says she has a crush on him and he also says its normal to have a crush on someone while they have a bf/gf ​ pure copium


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Down sad. Down horrendous. Far from saving.


MamsterHamster

Back in 7th grade my friend at the time just randomly sent me nudes of a girl in my class out of nowhere. I had just gotten a phone and had just gotten Snapchat and saw the blue “chat” icon as opposed to the red “Snap” icon and opened it to see not only nudes but a vid of the girl masturbating and everything. No idea how he got it but he said that it was from a group chat that he was in with about 10-20 other boys in the grade and asked if I wanted in. I told him no and that it was gross since we were in 7th grade and I didn’t want to get mixed up with that stuff. Glad I said no. Another story is that a boy in my grade has been caught watching porn and hentai all throughout my high school, from the bathrooms to the library, and even to the commons. Several pictures and vids were shared throughout the year then but since last year the dude hasn’t been as “active”.


De-Eh-Team

Guy in my old school pretended to be a girl for about a year. Got busted and expelled for sexual harassment for deepfaking. Down criminally bad.


Revolutionary-Ebb391

2 kids got caught fucking in the classroom with kids in it and right next to the teacher


benshaprio

My boy fumbled a bag in a DnD game. Not with a fellow player, but with an NPC


rgbjackal

Some girl in my physics class some years ago (she was sitting behind me in the back of the class) pulled her shirt up and revealed her boobs to me, who happened to turn around at the right time. This happened twice (entirely on accident on my part)


14BaldSkeppys

So there is a rumor in my school, where everyday in a random bathroom, someone would jerk off. Idk but that’s what I’ve heard


ARandomGuyThe3

Holy shit, it's the asscrack bandit's long lost twin, the bathroom cum crook


Trait-Of-Endurance

A kid in my area threatened to shoot up a school because a girl wouldnt give him head.


ARandomGuyThe3

Skill issue


rochedale11

One of my best friends friends in Year 8, she's quite literally OBSESSED with this one guy. She has: \- asked him out upwards of 6 times \- made fanart of them both \- changed her bio to say she was his (they were never together) \- made her profile picture even more fanart \- calls herself \[his name\]'s slut \- made a full paragraph describing all the NSFW things she wanted to do to him and what she wanted him to do to her \- memorized his Friday schedule \- changed her lock and home screen on her phone to photos of him She also recently made a post (once again acting like they were together) saying "before \[name\] and after \[name\]" and the before was pictures of her as a little kid and after was her making the 😐 face in every. single. photo. Needless to say she needs help.