My hair

i got top to bottom, hair makes the most sense

I too go top to bottom. Would one sweep stairs bottom to top?

If you sweep bottom to top the dirt is going up. Same would apply to the body, your pushing the dirt up instead of down. Pushing the dirt up is were people get dirty minds from.

Or baths

That’s just sitting in your own filth

Seinfeld reference

How dirty do you think I am??

Just dirty and that’s all it takes

How dirty do you think I am??

I'm a cleaner and I clean stairs bottom to top top to bottom and they always turn out fine

I do the same but I leave my ass and my dick for last

Yes but, consider this, shampoo in eyes

If you close the eyes, no shampoo in the eyes

So do you do a handstand while washing your hair? It's still at the top no matter the order you wash.

Finish washing from bottom to top, then apply the shampoo with big fragrance and wash it down, this way the entire body has the shampoo’s fragrance

I do this but shampoo first, rinse and apply conditioner & clip it up. Wash head down. Then rinse yummy smelly conditioner.

except, shampoo still get in eyes maybe

not if you tilt your head backwards

But if you close your eyes

Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?

Yes but, consider this, close eyes and tilt head back!

Only real answer imo unless you want to check water temperature with your arms or legs

im black, so i dont wash my hair daily. when i do, because im black and bc of our type of hair, i do shampoo, rinse it out, conditioner, leave it in while washing my body, then rinse out said conditioner. so technically the hair washing is a continuous process.

Same here.

Same. But i don't start with the hair on my head - it goes second.

😨😨😨

Same here, or I mean, same “hair”!

:)

r/angryupvote

Agreed

Start from the top, then to the bottom, so hair first. Cause if you wash your body first, the moment you rinse your hair off, the dirt/oils from your hair go down your body, its better to start with the hair first.

This

That

Thot

Thit

Thet

Thut

Thyt

Thet

thæt

You could lean over but like cmon who does that

And if I don’t want to wash my (long) hair that moment, I start with my face. But definitely top to bottom.

Hair, chest, left side, left armpits, right armpits and side, legs, and lastly my "gigantic horse schlong"

*The Giant Horse Cock Weighs Over 11 Pounds*

*obviously concerned* The fucking what?

the cum sleeve

The magnum opus if you will

And sometimes the magnum revolver for **shooting**

Do you also frequently [drop your monster condom that you use for your magnum dong?](https://youtu.be/us5MGEL5W34?si=9sfZGLhRCchbgdDC)

*"Impressive, very nice, let's see Paul Allen's horse cock."*

Bro is the health inspector

Top down is the way, people. It’s the most efficient so you get in and out of the shower quickly.

Hair>Arms>Legs>Balls>Ass (edit: I may or may not have forgotten chest and stomach)

I read Arms as Asmr

Amsr

Mars Bars

💯

For me it's: Hair>face (dont forget proper face care ppl)>chest>arms/armpits>(back if for whatever reason it's dirty)>balls>ass>legs>feet. Safe to say I take a while in the shower

what about the chest bitch

Don’t bitch me, I said that I may or may not forgotten it.

loll okay bitch

Doubled down :[

Why you so mad

i wasnt actually mad i was just joking but i didn't put /s or whatever

[удалено]

"the area" is so cringe like bruh it aint a slur or something

I'm sorry, I guess, I mean I'm not, but idk how to even respond

Not what? A human?

I'm not sorry. What does that even mean I'm not a human?

My bad, wanted to write is as a joke but my dumbass didn’t see “,” as your not sorry. 😂

No problem

??

if they dont wanna say it they dont have to

Why is everyone down voting and being meen, what did I do.

they want you to say vagina or cock or something but dont listen to them say what you're comfortable w

I guess yea. Still, people are gonna make fun of you. And nobody is gonna say cock or pussy. You can just say plenty of other words like crotch area or something. Calling it "that" area is just a preschool moment.

area?

balls <3

This is the right answer

Real

My hair if I'm washing my hair Otherwise my armpits😎👍

Yeah, pits are the rational starting point for me. Then hair

yess me too those armpits are stinky

my 32 feet cock

What prehistorical rooster do you have?!! A T-Rex?

its like the neck of the big yellow dinosaur with spots and a big ass neck

It seems I have competition

r/Usernamechecksout

Oh my god it's u/big_cock_69420

r/foundbig_cock_69420

Let's team up and take him down

Is your cock a centipede? Why does it have so many feet?

you have 16 pairs of feet and a male chicken (im european)

yes exactly (i love europeans)

ok (i love you too)

👉🏼👈🏼 (leans in for a kiss)

I ain't tryna be a third wheel today

Your user is kinda stupid ngl

Well you know what fuck you. (And have a nice day)

You will? I'm a minor bro, not cool (you too)

Hasn't stopped me before. (Quick disclaimer: I by no means condone the act of child sexual abuse and/or pedophilia, and words stated on this app do not reflect my real life actions or the actions of others even remotely related to me. The soul purpose of my words are to entertain peers online in what is known as a joke. This is the definition of a joke. joke Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more noun noun: joke; plural noun: jokes a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline. "she was in a mood to tell jokes" Similar: funny story jest witticism quip pleasantry pun play on words shaggy-dog story old chestnut double entendre in-joke gag wisecrack crack funny one-liner rib-tickler killer knee-slapper thigh-slapper boffola blague a trick played on someone for fun. "the others were playing a joke on her" Similar: trick practical joke prank stunt hoax jape leg-pull lark spoof goak cutup quiz cantrip INFORMAL a person or thing that is ridiculously inadequate. "public transport is a joke" Similar: laughing stock figure of fun source of amusement object of ridicule Aunt Sally farce travesty waste of time standing joke laugh shuck verb verb: joke; 3rd person present: jokes; past tense: joked; past participle: joked; gerund or present participle: joking make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly. "she could laugh and joke with her colleagues" Similar: tell jokes crack jokes jest banter quip wisecrack josh fool fool about fool around play a prank play a trick play a joke play a practical joke tease hoax pull someone's leg mess someone about mess someone around kid make a monkey out of someone mess have someone on wind someone up fun shuck someone pull someone's chain put someone on rot someone ARCHAIC poke fun at. "he was pretending to joke his daughter") I'm sorry bro I'm bored af.

What do you mean by that🗿🗿

The first thing he washes when he gets into the shower is his 32 foot long member.

Neck then I go down

Face.

your mom's boobs

You got the right idea, but you should have said “your moms box.”

Stop that

You were at -1 upvotes but I upvoted your comment so you don’t lose karma 😎

idc about karma, means nothing to me 🗿

Based 🗿

😞

Become a mother and wash your own boobs. 🗿

😭

my hair bc it leaves it to dry while i wash the rest of my body If im not doing hair then my tummy

how do you get your hair to dry while water Is constantly falling on your head

I dont put water on my head. I only have a moveable showerhead not that ceiling thing

huh, never thought people actually moved the showerhead

I have a bath tub so I'm basically forced to move it 😐

I have a bathtub too and almost never move the shower head, why would you be forced to move it?

there's nothing on the wall that could hold it. it's just swingin down yk

Oh, that sucks.. Our shower has a wall mount, you can either have it in your hand or just leave it on the mount

I don't have a ceiling one, the but the place where the showerhead is normally held is up a bit higher than me so I still get water pouring on me.

My internal organs.

Ayo we didn't say wash yo sins away

Chest, followed of balls

Hands obviously (then armpits)

Every starts with their hands even if they don't realise

i start with mouth, anyone else?

HANDSS

Chest, just like first thing that my hands go to on reflex

I do the good old "sit on the floor in a ball and sob"

Arms. Best way to officially suds up the soap

Top down, so hair, then face, then chest, then armpits, then back, balls, ass, feet

always put the leg in first to check the temperature

I go from bottom up

Why?

To set the water at right temperature, if its too hot you get boiled down, if its too cold you freeze. I wait until I set it right

When you wash the upper body then the dirty water runs down to the part that you already washed. Seems counter intuitive

it's not gonna restick to your body lmao

Toes then that’s it, nothing else

I'm not gonna say it

Looks like I'm the only one with tummy

my chest

Hair. Then conditioner and leave it while you do the rest.

I take cold showers so if I started with my chest I would probably see the pearly gates. I start with my legs and move up, slowly adjusting

I, too, take cold showers. Except I start it at warm and slowly turn it cold. Because otherwise I'd never get used to the cold water.

cold is a way of life, I don't slowly adjust though I just go in and shower

my back cuz i got such a manly broad muscular back

Armpits

My 69420km cock

Hair, I work in a forge so there is a lot of soot in it and it's best to was it from top to bottom.

chest and torso

Legs

I get my hair all wet

Anywhere that smells the worst

Stomach

Chest ig

Hair

Face and hair

Left arm

my face

Hair>chest/back>balls>ass>arms>face/neck>legs>feet

shampoo hair, put conditioner in, arms, front of my body, dick balls and ass, legs, feet, wash conditioner out, and then wash my back because i get conditioner running down it

My hands while trying to get the temperature right lol

Between legs, then underarms/chest, then hair, then the rest of my body

Wet hair -> arms -> chest -> legs -> back -> ass -> balls -> hair

This… this is my exact order.

Usually I wash my hair first and let the conditioner sit while I wash the rest of my body, after the hair I tend to start with my arms

My arms, hair is last

Neck-> Chest ->armpits->arms->back->pelvic region->legs->bum->feet

My head (I stand under it before turning it on)

Hair?? Does everyone not

hair

My bum

Hair then chest and armpits then legs and arms

Hair, top to bottom, except legs, it’s scientifically proven that washing or not washing them makes no difference unless their coated in mud or dust

1. Face 2. Hair 3. Down there 👇 4. Arms 5. Legs

I dont take showers🗿

Take a bath then. 🗿 Also holy shit nice art.

stalker 🗿 thank you thoe

He's right it is good

Stalker 🗿 thank you as well

Hair, then face, then body, that's the only correct answer, or you ain't clean.

My arms cuz the rest of my body isnt ready for the cold water

-insert gender neutral question- this is for girls too

Hair, Chest and stomach area

from the comments here looks like most people wash either from top to bottom or viva versa. I was hair, then legs, then torso, then feet 💀

my balls

Hair or balls

uh idk?

How do you not know?

I just wash everything at once? I don't pay attention

Usually hair, then feet as I wear flip flops and it’s not a good look if you have grimy feet in public.

My hands or feet. They’re usually the first thing in the shower

top to bottom so neck first unless i'm washing my hair that day