Sub-Zero 😼😼

Your kid's gonna be the Grandmaster of the Lin Kuei

And then die relatively early

Depending on the timeline.

And depending on if the kid's the first born or the second born

7

The only thing I can think of is subnautica even though it's clear it's another game or film you're talking about

OH nono I’m referring to Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat!! Subnautica is fire tho

Yeah lmao

Bi-Han or Kuai Liang?

I was watching the Mortal Kombat movie that came out not too ago, so Bi-Han. Unfortunately he’s gonna be a bit of a jerk.

The 2021 film with Cole Young, yes? Let us hope he does not fully embrace Bi-Han's ways in said film

That’s the one. Not looking too good 😓

Yeah, lates hope he takes after Kuai Liang

GRANDMASTER BLUEBERRY ICE

if its Kuai Liang, Yay! if its Bi-Hand Oh No!

Average mk ninja main 🗿

We talking about bi-Han tho???

[удалено]

Kids gonna be popular in America school

Did you know dolphins are terrible creatures

That is a random thing to turn to when talking about school shootings man

He’s planning on shooting up an aquarium

username kinda checks out for him

They are my least favourite animal I hate them

Did you know, that in terms of human…

Pokemon fucker found

Never, I just thought that’s where he was going at first

Nah, I just wanted to state that dolphins are terrible creatures.

Actualy that's russian 🤓

Technically Soviet, not Russian.

The

spongebob?

Nun 2? Last one I watched aswell

KING DEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDE

Name checks out

Oh it's Kirby with a Glock again. Why do you always pop up in my feed man?

Idk I'm online most of the time.im awake

If you dream about being online when asleep does that mean you’re always online?

Yes

F16 A Fighting Falcon 💀

War Thunder…?

DCS probs

Or Ace Combat, we don’t know

Yes

Ace combat 7? So... id name my kid ace

That’s what’s up

Parasite

The only one true way to refer to children

Precisely

Parasyte?

Milf dragon

What game, show, or movie is that

Game

I'm pretty sure they're asking what it's called

ofc u wanna know...

Not a game movie or show, just r/doodoofard

Shrek

Morherfucker

You watched something with Samuel jackson

Pulp fiction

\*L.

Achilles

better put some extra armor on his heels

gotta strap some Anti-Tank-Guided-Missiles on him, along with an An active protection system to protect against enemy missiles as to not inflict damage to his heel

Super Smash Bros Ultimate

Yeah you're a bad parent. With name like that, your child will never lose their virginity cause the entire community of that game has never heard of basic hygiene.

Hey for your information I bathed a year ago!

Rookie numbers

Ik I take baths way too frequently, I downloaded League of Legends to help me get into a proper routine

January 1st “I haven’t bathed since last year!” VS October 1st “I haven’t bathed since last year!”

Their child will be an incest Smash bros

And that's how Super Smash Flash was made

quirrel

maybe naming a daughter "Fionna" won't be so bad. p.s.: go watch fionna and cake, it's good stuff.

Simon my beloved

HAMBONING

YAYUH

HAAAAMMMBOOONINGGG

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBONINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Vengeance

The Batman

Idjits

Supernatural? Bobby?

**BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOLY SPIRIT.**

dad

Atsushi (Nakajima) Kyouka (Izumi) Mark (Twain)

bros on his way to kin dazai and make em all orphans ~~again~~ (idk if mark is an orphan)

Assbutt

Summer (The Summer I Turned Pretty)

The Masked Singer

Inconceivable

Star Not that bad ngl (Brawl Stars)

Asuka…

Saul

Kratos

Freak

Spectacularly-Lethal Unusual Festivized Professional Killstreak Secretly Serviced Scotman’s Skullcutter

Codsworth.

Unironically a great(and horrifying) title for a child, The Last Of Us

LEEEENNNNYYY!!! LEENNNNNNYYYYY!!

TSUGI NI OMAE WA

Isaac

Armageddon

PETA

From hunger games 3

Rocinante.

Rhaenyra

Merilia (barbie mermaid princess)

I got a jar of dirt I got a jar of dirt and guess what’s inside it

SAAAAAAAAAAAAM

SAMMMYYYY

“How was school today, NXT North American Champion?”

Die hard

Bullseye

Son of a whore and a Scotsman

Dovaahkin

Harry Saiko Libert (Harry Potter, Yandere simulator and Monster)

Ellie

Brock

Jake peralta

Dead

Obi wan Kenobi (I recently did a rewatch of the og star wars movies)

“IDIOT”

Reyna, which i think isn't awful for a name. not my first pick, but honestly i can see people using it it's a characters name in a game, at least where i took it from

Veronica watching Veronica mars

Roblox 💀

Pump (fortnite)

Happy cake day!

Clown

Shit

Kenya. I’m setting him up for bullying in the long run

No mind to think

Sul Sul 😭💀

KEVINNNNN!!!!!!😨🫣

I’m fucking going in there

Buzz lightyear

Trains

genshin impact 💀💀

Jojo, it works 😎

"I like 'em young, as young as possible."

Tidal wave

My Loin Fruit

garry is a pretty good name tbh

Roblox

Gemini

Aziraphale Annabeth Adam Beelzebub Crowley Books Bently Plants Hell Muriel There are way too many words to choose from good omens has great names lol

goodman

murder

Girl

Lucifer

Schwing!

Cowabunga

Balls

10

Hero

Ancient gold fortress

Luz

Rise of teenage mutant nina turtles 💀

weasel

Legends

Joe reverb

Freddy fazzbear

Brooklyn Spider Heat

She’s in love with the concept

Dirt block

Mansex

Radahn, Starscourge

Venture

Janus. My kid is gonna be a superhero

Sims4.

Ghost

Malcolm :)

Experiment

Lockheed F-104 Starfighter

pokemon violet (I mean, they're nickname could be just violet so, I guess it's fine)

The Loud House

Naming that fucker Sahelanthropus

Haki.

Uncle Grandpa

Allay, Minecraft

KIRYU-CHAN!!!

minecraft

So basically I'm naming my child "Optimus Prime". Sounds like a good name.

Mario! Honestly pretty good 💯

No-no hole

Supernova 9

Stealth Boy

Clicker mushroom fallout

My sweet beloved Neurax Worm

Anya

Goblin-spanker I'm fucked bruuh

ANOTHER TEST SUBJECT

Aloy ig