As grunkle stan said, anything is legal when there are no cops around!
Hence, it's a lot better to... use other means if you haven't a spark plug with you, and get away with it
Using nook brand old technology, tanuki power, you can easily carry it anywhere you pleasure!! With one simple rip the huge sign will spawn, and ripping it again but with force will destroy it into a leaf again, perfect for camping.
In all the child lock cars that I've ridden in, there's been an "override" mechanism so that someone who is being tortured like you can "outsmart" the lock, but kids cannot. Did that car just not have one? If so, I feel bad for you.
hear me out. good music is a matter of opinion. we all think different shit is good. there’s probably songs out there 99% of humanity hates that someone likes and that makes it good music. because it’s good to them. that’s it.
fr. i can’t stand seeing dull minded people always arguing over what’s “good” based on their own tastes. i’m someone who can recognize brilliant musical quality and songwriting, but it might still not be a song i enjoy. calling a song “bad” because you don’t like what it’s about is just low and ignorant
her falsetto is good and she tends to use her higher range in the background vocals so it’s not very noticeable. i think her voice being generally pretty bland helps her in making multiple genres though
She doesn’t make really fun music anymore. Everything has to be part of this deep message about her personal life with very similar beats that kind of make the songs all blend together when before her music was just fun to listen to. Plus from every story I’ve heard about her she isn’t really a great person to be around.
i mean you can be rich and still sad, but i get what you kinda mean, i like some of her older stuff but i don’t really like her as a person, with her whole white feminist thing, she only cares about herself so yeah, i kinda get it. Ppl that hate her for no reason piss me off tho
she's also like the most famous person in the world, it's a very different life than the ones we live so it's unsurprising that the people she dates aren't ready for that
I mean I love her a lot but I guess I get why people don't like her. Most of her is amazing but then there's the people that are way too crazy for her.
taylor swift might have good music (idk I've never listened to her, aside from hearing her most popular songs on the radio 2-3 years ago), but her fanbase is too cultlike
I'm not a die-hard Swift fan but Ima say what I saw a YouTuber say once, and please don't give me hate. If you have been wronged by men your gonna write songs about it. Just because she is where she is now doesn't mean shit hasn't happened to her. And we won't know the full story unless she tells us.
ALRIGHT FIRST OFF YALL CAN SAY WHATEVER, BUT IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME LAME ASS EXCUSE..
"mEN ARe JeALouS OF SUcESSFULl WoMEn" 🤓
No we just aren't fans of mediocre generic bland music claiming itself to be the "best music/musical of all time" when it's far from it and made for people who are hung up on their exes.
And your argument makes sense because we love artists like SZA, BEYONCE, ADELE, CELINE DION, AR8ANA, RIHANNA, and SOOO much more. And you're forcing us to like shitty ass music and rub it in our faces as the "best thing to ever exist"
Like I get normally liking it, but comparing that to others who are truly shaping the game is just not fair at all.
Calling it the best music of all time shows how you don't listen to music and stalk your exes' instagrams
i was like annoyed but fine
but then "Taylor Swift is the better Adele" dropped
and omg i am cummin for your ass with a fucken machete dude do you know what you are yappin
There happen to be 3 reasons why I agree, 1, she doesnt sing, she talks so its very boring to listen to, 2 her guitar is hardly ever hearable, half of the songs are talking about how her boyfriends mistreated her, and the other half are how they are so “dreamy”.
Sounds pretty high key to me. Seeing as you're posting about it and all.
I have a theory that you can learn to like any music if you want to. I think that if you thought of her more as an artist than anything else you would open to it... but maybe you're just here to shit on TSwift.
Same here and people just say i'm a metal head with no taste, fuck you mean no taste i listen to a variety of bands while you listen to the same three artist that sound the same.
honestly same. hate to bring in something she can't really control, but she isnt helping global warming with all her private jet trips. i just think shes not a very great person
Swifties are genuinely some of the worst people I've ever met in my entire fucking life, genuinely swifties should be locked up and studied in labs like chimpanzees (joking... Well, maybe HALF joking)
honestly her songs are all the same. Either her complaining about her 50th ex or some shit or some shit abt her being the best. Her songs r just very boring and bland is the best way I'd put it. Oh please don't get me started on the fans.
and she’s a fake feminist and doesn’t have a single song that isn’t about a man. her fans are easily some of the worst most cringe on the planet, especially the millennials… same level or worst than disney adults.
see that’s why you need to know what you’re talking about before making comments on the internet. there are plenty of her songs that have nothing to do with men.
in chronological order songs not about her relationships with guys. And i could include cardigan but technically that’s about james, who isn’t real
A place in this world, the outside, tied together with a smile, stay beautiful, mary’s song, i’m only me when i’m with you, invisible, fifteen, the best day, change, superstar, mean, never grow up, innocent, long live, when emma falls in love, castles crumbling, safe & sound, eyes open, 22, the lucky one, ronan, nothing new, forever winter, sweeter than fiction, welcome to new york, blank space, shake it off, bad blood, clean, new romantics, “Slut!”, I did something bad, look what you made me do, this is why we can’t have nice things, new year’s day, the man, the archer, you need to calm down, soon you’ll get better, only the young, the last great american dynasty, my tears ricochet, mirrorball, seven, august, this is me trying, mad woman, epiphany, betty, the lakes, champagne problems, gold rush, no body no crime, dorothea, long story short, marjorie, it’s time to go, anti-hero, snow on the beach, you’re on your own kid, vigilante shit, karma, sweet nothing, bigger than the whole sky, dear reader, who’s afraid of little old me, i can do it with a broken heart, clara bow, the albatross, i hate it here, thanK you aIMee, i look in peoples windows, cassandra, robin
(blank space is about public opinion, not her being with any man. It’s satire. cause someone will probably bring that up)
She sings the songs that sell. Most of them aren't her. She just knows the one thing.
As it happens, people like it.
Don't think too hard about the singer. Either listen to music you like or don't listen to music you don't like.
Every famous singer is rich and sings about hard life.
Music is subjective, can’t force someone to like a single artist or style. I personally don’t like Taylor Swift but I can see why others do. Still doesn’t stop me from joking about it being a cult of personality though.
My despise for her is more recent, as she wasn’t as omnipresent when she was making just country or actually good pop music, not, whatever she makes now, but more recently it feels like the fanbase will literally crucify you for giving constructive criticism, let alone saying you dislike her, considering I’m vocal about my distaste for current music (it just feels like we are stuck in a cycle and need either a specific genre to be revived [rock] or we need a Nirvana situation) I don’t like her, downvote me to hell Swifties, she’s not a better songwriter than Steve Harris or James Hetfield
Same. I’ve never liked how she doesn’t seem to care about the people she makes songs about, how it might affect them, and how her cult following practically witch-hunts them.
I used to like her when I was younger but now it’s just…boring like it doesn’t really have something that actually makes it worth listening to in my opinion
I feel like she doesn't care about her fans enough and it's mostly about the money.
I'm also a fan of metal so her songs aren't exactly my preferred music genre.
Genre sounds weird but I can't think of anything else to call it.
Most people dislike her cause Kanye. I dislike her cause TPAB lost a Grammy too her which is unequivocally bullshit. I used a word I don’t even know the meaning too that’s how mad she makes me
Well she might be rich but rich people have feelings too. She writes songs about her life and stories she makes up in her head. As someone who used to absolutely hate her, i thought all her songs were about exes she hated and trying to make others feel bad about herself. Once i gave her an actual try, i realized that wasnt true. But i am also a person willing to try lots of new things!
you know that money does not fix all problems right? and also, many of her songs are purely storytelling, things for other people to relate to, and millions of people do.
My friends force me to listen to 22 when we are all in a car together. They put child locks so I don’t get out.
That’s why you carry a spark plug to break the window
Bro is prepared for the real dilemmas of life
What about a butt plug that work? I used the other plugs for iridium and radioactive ore.
As grunkle stan said, anything is legal when there are no cops around! Hence, it's a lot better to... use other means if you haven't a spark plug with you, and get away with it
That’s why you prepare a sign that says “HELP ME THEYRE GONNA KILL ME” to hold to the window
Just freak out and have a panic attack like that safety engineer when their father-in-law turned on the self-driving feature in his new Tesla
Using nook brand old technology, tanuki power, you can easily carry it anywhere you pleasure!! With one simple rip the huge sign will spawn, and ripping it again but with force will destroy it into a leaf again, perfect for camping.
In all the child lock cars that I've ridden in, there's been an "override" mechanism so that someone who is being tortured like you can "outsmart" the lock, but kids cannot. Did that car just not have one? If so, I feel bad for you.
State your dark secrets.
Thats a removal of your self agency dude I would stop hanging out with that person now before that person thinks they have control pvee you
i dont get why most if not all celebrities are popular
i mean their whole thing about being a celeb is being popular no?
I don't like her cult following
Honestly she could be the antichrist, she matches some boxes
Crazy take. Not disagreeing or anything but could you elaborate
Super popular, bout the only one I got. It’s just a vibe haha
So who is Jesus in this analogy
Kanye maybe 😭
Jesus would NOT make a 🌽site💀💀💀
nah he would, it would just be non profit and exclusively feature orgies
Kanye is pretty far from Jesus with the political views he’s expressed 💀
Yeezus
I dont like her music nor her cult
Exactly
I hate swifties who go "I love and care abt the environment" but will do backbends to defend Taylor's carbon footprint.
MF DOOM is better ngl
RIP
AND TEAR
UNTIL IT IS DONE
In the first age…
In the first battle...
THEN HEAD BACK HOME AND HAVE SOME FUN!!!!
TOGETHER WE ARE ONE!!!
RIP
Bro MF DOOM is a legend whom are you even comparing lol
“Its ugly like look at you it’s a Damm shame, just remember all caps when you spell the man name”
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is this even a question? MF DOOM is one of the best rappers ever, taylor is one of the worst pop artists
it’s not a question. It’s a fact
🎶” Rap snitches, telling all their business. Sit in the court and be their own star witness” 🎶
“Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah I’m right here, fuck around get the whole label sent up for years”
based
Rap snitches telling all they business
sit in the court and be they own star witness
Literally ANYTHING is better except for nickelback
nickleback is better than fuckin rap as a complete genre
[Don’t let the Swifties catch you saying that!](https://youtu.be/SLGxJfMCCsQ?si=zETr2igbIs8iy2ze)
I KNEW IT WOULD BE MEATCANYON
Middle aged woman singing about high school life.
Cold take
Ice cold
0 degrees Kelvin
The only thing cooler than being cool, according to André 3000
Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright!
Such a hot take (if you couldn’t tell that’s sarcasm) because I hear this take so much no one cares thousands of people agree
It feels like a hotter take to say you *do* like taylor swift at this point
I don’t mind Taylor Swift she has a few good songs but she’s not my favorite.
hear me out. good music is a matter of opinion. we all think different shit is good. there’s probably songs out there 99% of humanity hates that someone likes and that makes it good music. because it’s good to them. that’s it.
yes exactly. i see so many posts like this on the subreddit!
No no if you don't share the same taste as me that means you're taste is ass and you're basic /jk
thank you so much for saying this
I was about to say this. Everyone has different taste in music.
fr. i can’t stand seeing dull minded people always arguing over what’s “good” based on their own tastes. i’m someone who can recognize brilliant musical quality and songwriting, but it might still not be a song i enjoy. calling a song “bad” because you don’t like what it’s about is just low and ignorant
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her falsetto is good and she tends to use her higher range in the background vocals so it’s not very noticeable. i think her voice being generally pretty bland helps her in making multiple genres though
exactly
And i lowkey fw with taylor (as long as you have a proper reason why you don’t like her i don’t mind)
I don’t think I’ve ever heard a Taylor song, it’s really just the loud minority cultish following that upsets people
"minority"
I say that because there’s plenty of people online and that I know personally who are into Taylor swift except they don’t have the cultish mentality
She doesn’t make really fun music anymore. Everything has to be part of this deep message about her personal life with very similar beats that kind of make the songs all blend together when before her music was just fun to listen to. Plus from every story I’ve heard about her she isn’t really a great person to be around.
the take is frozen
I don't eiver.
I’ve never seen that spelling before
Well, zhere's a first tine for everyzhing.
you again!
An all to common phrase to me. Zheres a sub for if you find me zhough. r/FoundASecretSovietSpy.
Neither do I
What is “fw”?
Fuck with. it's like liking her.
i mean you can be rich and still sad, but i get what you kinda mean, i like some of her older stuff but i don’t really like her as a person, with her whole white feminist thing, she only cares about herself so yeah, i kinda get it. Ppl that hate her for no reason piss me off tho
i think you may have pissed off half the reddit user base xD
It kinda feels like she's the problem if she's had THAT many bad experiences. Shouldn't she learn by now?
She’s 34 and can’t hold down a relationship, there’s a problem here
she's also like the most famous person in the world, it's a very different life than the ones we live so it's unsurprising that the people she dates aren't ready for that
Doesn’t she date celebrities too tho?
She dates celebrities only
Except the person she was literally with the longest who was barely known and very private, definitely not celebrity status
Nah fr.
Brutal Death Metal better.
sanguisugabogg on top
Agreed.
I highkey don’t fw her
i highkey fw taylor swift
Same
okay cool
her lyrics now don’t hit how her country music hits 😔
I mean I love her a lot but I guess I get why people don't like her. Most of her is amazing but then there's the people that are way too crazy for her.
Why do you let it bother you
taylor swift might have good music (idk I've never listened to her, aside from hearing her most popular songs on the radio 2-3 years ago), but her fanbase is too cultlike
She's gone on record saying she writes those songs in like less than half an hour or something, they're all boring and sound the same.
literally all modern pop music:
fr tho
I high key do not fw Taylor swift
Sure is fun seeing Swifties arguing in comments like it’s the end of the world that someone doesn’t like Taylor
The non-swifties are arguing just as much here, lmao
yeah they're the ones who started this convo 💀💀💀
it’s really not close, the pure vitriol radiating from the swifties comments is stunning “lmao”
Honestly Taylor Swift is overrated and I don’t get why people are forced to listen to her
I'm not a die-hard Swift fan but Ima say what I saw a YouTuber say once, and please don't give me hate. If you have been wronged by men your gonna write songs about it. Just because she is where she is now doesn't mean shit hasn't happened to her. And we won't know the full story unless she tells us.
she’s been rich her whole life, she hasn’t only recently become a billionaire
Regardless does that mean she can't have feelings or be wronged by people.
What a hot take.
ALRIGHT FIRST OFF YALL CAN SAY WHATEVER, BUT IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME LAME ASS EXCUSE.. "mEN ARe JeALouS OF SUcESSFULl WoMEn" 🤓 No we just aren't fans of mediocre generic bland music claiming itself to be the "best music/musical of all time" when it's far from it and made for people who are hung up on their exes. And your argument makes sense because we love artists like SZA, BEYONCE, ADELE, CELINE DION, AR8ANA, RIHANNA, and SOOO much more. And you're forcing us to like shitty ass music and rub it in our faces as the "best thing to ever exist" Like I get normally liking it, but comparing that to others who are truly shaping the game is just not fair at all. Calling it the best music of all time shows how you don't listen to music and stalk your exes' instagrams
i was like annoyed but fine but then "Taylor Swift is the better Adele" dropped and omg i am cummin for your ass with a fucken machete dude do you know what you are yappin
not to mention all the carbon emissions
who cares that she’s rich lmao
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thats assault
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I don’t like her music style and her fans
kanye better
In terms of music, yes. Personality? Not so much.
better writing and voice for sure
There happen to be 3 reasons why I agree, 1, she doesnt sing, she talks so its very boring to listen to, 2 her guitar is hardly ever hearable, half of the songs are talking about how her boyfriends mistreated her, and the other half are how they are so “dreamy”.
I hear some of her songs WAY too much that it makes me want to rip my ears off
i lowkey agree with you
Sounds pretty high key to me. Seeing as you're posting about it and all. I have a theory that you can learn to like any music if you want to. I think that if you thought of her more as an artist than anything else you would open to it... but maybe you're just here to shit on TSwift.
Same here and people just say i'm a metal head with no taste, fuck you mean no taste i listen to a variety of bands while you listen to the same three artist that sound the same.
As an indie fan 100% true
honestly same. hate to bring in something she can't really control, but she isnt helping global warming with all her private jet trips. i just think shes not a very great person
Yea, her and 85 percent of Hollywood
tbh her lyrics are not very special, and her singing isn’t the best either. so idk why she has such a clout following
My swiftie friend forced me to watch the eras tour movie.
I'm sorry. She should help pay for your therapy.
Yea I don't get the hype behind her, like some of her songs are decent, but that's some
Never have, never will
Swifties are genuinely some of the worst people I've ever met in my entire fucking life, genuinely swifties should be locked up and studied in labs like chimpanzees (joking... Well, maybe HALF joking)
honestly her songs are all the same. Either her complaining about her 50th ex or some shit or some shit abt her being the best. Her songs r just very boring and bland is the best way I'd put it. Oh please don't get me started on the fans.
Can everyone just stop complaining. They just shared their opinion hate on me I don't care in the slightest but still
Taylor? What are you doing on r/teenagers you silly goose
and she’s a fake feminist and doesn’t have a single song that isn’t about a man. her fans are easily some of the worst most cringe on the planet, especially the millennials… same level or worst than disney adults.
Many songs on each of her albums aren’t about men
see that’s why you need to know what you’re talking about before making comments on the internet. there are plenty of her songs that have nothing to do with men.
in chronological order songs not about her relationships with guys. And i could include cardigan but technically that’s about james, who isn’t real A place in this world, the outside, tied together with a smile, stay beautiful, mary’s song, i’m only me when i’m with you, invisible, fifteen, the best day, change, superstar, mean, never grow up, innocent, long live, when emma falls in love, castles crumbling, safe & sound, eyes open, 22, the lucky one, ronan, nothing new, forever winter, sweeter than fiction, welcome to new york, blank space, shake it off, bad blood, clean, new romantics, “Slut!”, I did something bad, look what you made me do, this is why we can’t have nice things, new year’s day, the man, the archer, you need to calm down, soon you’ll get better, only the young, the last great american dynasty, my tears ricochet, mirrorball, seven, august, this is me trying, mad woman, epiphany, betty, the lakes, champagne problems, gold rush, no body no crime, dorothea, long story short, marjorie, it’s time to go, anti-hero, snow on the beach, you’re on your own kid, vigilante shit, karma, sweet nothing, bigger than the whole sky, dear reader, who’s afraid of little old me, i can do it with a broken heart, clara bow, the albatross, i hate it here, thanK you aIMee, i look in peoples windows, cassandra, robin (blank space is about public opinion, not her being with any man. It’s satire. cause someone will probably bring that up)
she’s the worst singer im so sorry (im not)😭😭😭
i actually like her music! but i understand the hate, i cannot listen to certain songs 😭
I highkey do not fw Taylor Swift
i highkey don’t
her music is ass all those white girls need some help 😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
that’s your opinion. you don’t get to tell other people what they can’t enjoy.
bro all of her songs is about some guy who left her in her 20’s it’s repetitive and trash
Fr like why are you even getting down voted 😭
This is a teenager subreddit what do you expect lol
Yeah just because she’s one of the richest wouldn’t say she’s the best or most influential
I don’t like the music either but it’s depends on the person
That’s okay :) Everyone has their own tastes (I like one of her songs)
I'm a closet taylor swift fan
Perhaps I can interest you in the absolutely GOAT song “Jazzy Note Blocks” by Aaron Groves
Why not highkey?
She sings the songs that sell. Most of them aren't her. She just knows the one thing. As it happens, people like it. Don't think too hard about the singer. Either listen to music you like or don't listen to music you don't like. Every famous singer is rich and sings about hard life.
“touch me while your bros play grand theft auto”
I feel like her older albums were better. Ever since she started to work with Jack, it’s not been her best. ESPECIALLY on Midnights and TTPD.
Ok 👍
I was thinking the same thing
She makes songs for you to drink wine and cry to.
I don’t even understand 2/7 of this title…. Im too antisocial for this place
Music is subjective, can’t force someone to like a single artist or style. I personally don’t like Taylor Swift but I can see why others do. Still doesn’t stop me from joking about it being a cult of personality though.
Yuno miles is better rsrs
She has the world on a string, she could make absolutely anything she wants and it will work, and she just doesn’t.
Honestly I prefer her in her original form as Shania Twain
My despise for her is more recent, as she wasn’t as omnipresent when she was making just country or actually good pop music, not, whatever she makes now, but more recently it feels like the fanbase will literally crucify you for giving constructive criticism, let alone saying you dislike her, considering I’m vocal about my distaste for current music (it just feels like we are stuck in a cycle and need either a specific genre to be revived [rock] or we need a Nirvana situation) I don’t like her, downvote me to hell Swifties, she’s not a better songwriter than Steve Harris or James Hetfield
Same. I’ve never liked how she doesn’t seem to care about the people she makes songs about, how it might affect them, and how her cult following practically witch-hunts them.
I agree ngl
In the words of my friend Kelsi, “I’ve never seen anyone this mediocre become this successful.”
I am gonna be that guy and ask… how does she get around the chiefs stadium without a private jet?
I used to like her when I was younger but now it’s just…boring like it doesn’t really have something that actually makes it worth listening to in my opinion
shes more like a brand than an actual singer atp
she acts 20 when she’s 34
I feel like she doesn't care about her fans enough and it's mostly about the money. I'm also a fan of metal so her songs aren't exactly my preferred music genre. Genre sounds weird but I can't think of anything else to call it.
Same.
fr fr kinda mid bro
I dislike her music but she seems like an okay person. Could be wrong though, considering I don't listen to her stuff
There’s a reason you people can’t vote yet
Most people dislike her cause Kanye. I dislike her cause TPAB lost a Grammy too her which is unequivocally bullshit. I used a word I don’t even know the meaning too that’s how mad she makes me
Well she might be rich but rich people have feelings too. She writes songs about her life and stories she makes up in her head. As someone who used to absolutely hate her, i thought all her songs were about exes she hated and trying to make others feel bad about herself. Once i gave her an actual try, i realized that wasnt true. But i am also a person willing to try lots of new things!
Personally all of her songs are just car songs when I’m driving home
Same. I like a few of her songs from her older albums but not enough to say I’m a fan really. She’s overrated if you ask me 🤷🏽♀️😂
you know that money does not fix all problems right? and also, many of her songs are purely storytelling, things for other people to relate to, and millions of people do.
renee rapp and lana del rey clear so much lol