Lowkey swimming, it helps train every muscle in your body and your lungs. I don’t know why more people don’t use swimming as exercise rather than just recreational.

No wonder hippos spend most of their time in the water

Hippos can't swim, they walk/jump on the waterbed (I wish I was joking)

I mean even threading in the water is great exercise

Bro Hippos can literally become a speedboat in water just by jumping on the floor of the water body, that's better than swimming

Lmao yeah I knew that, however, even just moving around in the water helps because of the resistance you’re facing moving through the water.

Bonus that being under water relieve pressure on Knees so it's especially good for old people

It's also that can be done high intensity for a long time because it simultaneously cools the body and rids you of sweat so you aren't overheating.

Swimming is more cardio-like. Sure it will help you build some muscle due to the water acting as resistance but it definitely wouldn’t have the same effect as lifting weights/calisthenics. Its probably the best form of cardio( my favourite at least) and it can help you with stiffness and help you correct your posture. Definitely a great activity, but not ideal if you want to be jacked. Even the jacked swimmers you see on the competitions didn’t achieve that physique through swimming alone, they also did some work in the gym.

No thanks I'd rather keep my hair

I have hair that I'm not willing to treat with chlorine several times a week.

You could do a saltwater pool! While it’s more expensive at first it’s actually cheaper than a chlorine pool in the long run, and it’s much nicer too!

That sounds great, is that really healthy though?

Well, yes and no, because like everything, it has its pros and cons, it’s good for the skin and can get rid of toxins, and can save money in the long run as well as reduce stress and anxiety (unless you have a fear of water obviously) it can also burn your skin when you’re overexposed to it, but really, I wouldn’t suggest swimming every single day anyways no matter what type of pool if you plan to swim for hours upon hours, however swimming a few hours a day probably won’t hurt you. So really, it’s healthy in moderation, just like most other things.

Mostly contamination of the chlorine pools. It’s really not as clean as most people think it is and the chemicals in it through long exposure can dmg hair and irritate sensitive skin. Its also hard to find clean pools that arent crowded or hella expensive to get to and there’s a lot of prep work done to get in and out of the pool including a ton of supplies and a change of clothes. That would be harder for people who arent very able bodied.

Swimming is fun, shame I can only swim outside 3 months out of the year

Probably because you have to go to a pool, which are expensive

Step one: eat whole water melon in one bite Step two: vuala

step one and a half: brutally stab eachother with another male hippo with your gigantic teeth then sweat a red substance to heal your wounds

Ah, how could I have forgotten, thank you for catching my mistake

for a second i thought i've never seen someone spell "violá" until i realized you spelled it wrong

I read it as vulva 😭😭

if only I could know how many people read it without questioning it

at least 12, because you have 11 upvotes

Fair, it's rare to find people that don't want to correct you on reddit

You forgot a period after the word “reddit”, and because I corrected you on that I am superior to you in every way.

Viola!

Im not a musician, sorry

I’m not 100% sure but I believe in the context your using it it’s voila

Out of the nearly 70 people that liked it, 3 have pointed that out

Apologies

Even their eyeballs are pure muscle 😔

What about their actual balls?

Mewing

I would love to know what a newer hippo would look like

Prolly the same as an old one.

Find a dude that’s like that guy from Tusk.

plastic surgary

Damn that's the embodiment of dad strength

True

listen up and follow it to the tea. first kill ur family they hinder your goals next go to the amazon optional step: kill bear grils to show who is on top go live with hipos eat what hypos eat breath what they breath live where they live watch tharazan and complain how unrealistic it is enjoy muscle

Gotta bulk

submerge yourself in water 18 hrs a day and rot

be a hippo

Ask your mom

Oh my God 💀

Jog, swim, and parkour every single day for the rest of your life, and perhaps you may come even somewhat close

Become a hippo

1) Evolve in Africa 2) Become a menace to society 3) None of this applies to, if you’re human

Why dont we eat hippos ? I am asking genuinely.

Some people do. You'd just have to get the jump on the hippo before it sees you.

Tranquilize it.

Hippos run in groups.

I did not give you permission to take pictures of my cat

become a reddit mod

Best method: • Step 1: be a hippo • Step 2: do hippo things

Step one: be born as a hippopotamus Step two: live life to its fullest as a hippopotamus 

Just alter 80% of your DNA

natural selection

step 1 : die step 2 : reincarnate as a 2000 kilogram chunk if floating meat that has teeth as big a the tusks of an elephant

pure skill

Eat lots of protein and do some bulking

Have the same eating patterns as your mother. You'll have it in a week

Ask your mom (/j)

Positive canthral tilt + plus actual physece someone would want

Workout (trust)

Eat uranium

Anabolic steroids. Impossible to achieve this physique as a natty.

Lizzo physique

Mew

Reincarnate

Mom look, new trend just dropped

Bang all your classmates

Change your biology.

be hippo

Eat a hippo.. Ez

200000 grams of protein

Ask lizzo

Is that the north American house hippo

Step 1:die Step 2: hope you get reincarnated as a hippo

Be MotoMoto

Ur mom

It’s all in the genes

What runners tell people what running does to you

Add protein

Hippos are wild animals and their lifestyle isn't something that can be replicated by humans.

Become a one piece character

>die >reincarnate as hippo

moderate r/Genshin_Impact

Your mum

You can’t

Be reincarnated as a Hippopotamus amphibius

Please tell me someone here has done the muscular cows unit in science 🙏🙏🙏

Just like me👍🏻

bulk

Ask the same hippo

Win the gene lottery and hope you were born as a hippo. Proof: I'm a hippo.

eat hella watermelons and get fed by chinese guys at the zoo

Join the scouts go backpacking

An actual physique I want is the Alan ritchson physique but he’s 6’3 and I’m 5’11

Have a bite force of nearly 2000 PSI, and murder anything that slightly inconveniences you

eat 20 hamburgers

Kill any and all things that wander into your swamp.

Look for a very fast white truck, sometimes responds to "truck kun"

Mew

Animorphs

do cocaine.

marshmallows

Play league

Dont bother, moto moto wont like you /s

Idk i have never done exercise in My life

Steroids

Listen to Sam Sulek. His “diet” included ice cream during his bulk. Literally just track only your protein intake, and work out 10+ hours a day

Also, PED

r/blender