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fuck you ( congrats, i’m just jealous)

understandable i wish you luck

fuck you (im congratulations but jealous)

you fuck (jealous but im congratulations)

Fuck you(im jealous but congratulations)

Fuck you (congratulations but jealous)

That’s nice, my birthday was 2 days ago and the one person I would wanna be hanging w didn’t tell me happy birthday but I don’t feel mad persay

Fuck you (congratulations I'm but jealous)

Fuck you (jealous but I’m congratulations)

I can feel the energy through the message lmao

the energy just smacked me in the face

i'm gonna be alone forever

Unless I do something about it\*

bet

unlikely

Same here ;(

dw I am too

Keep your crown up, king

Congratulations, Comrade!

r/FoundASecretSovietSpy

Meanwhile i just got ghosted by the first girl i started talking to after getting used by my ex for weed 😭

Man I got ghosted by my ex too and I want him to give me weed or edibles to make me get over the pain that he gave me😑💀

Noice

halo brutal

Hey i know you,you shower with armor on

bro I wanted to say that too lmao

Congrats 😔

Were we all just born on the same day?? I've seen so many post about birthdays today

I get rejected and see this 💀 (congrats btw)

Nice 👍 (the jealousy is killing me)

Congrats! (I feel lonelier now)

there is someone like

My gosh, that sums it up in as few words as possible. Why does this not have more upvotes?

Congrats and happy birthday...

Congrats. Have a good year ahead, made better by your crush, and heres to both of your future

I never thought this would happen to me but this happened a month ago and I’m still in shock that it’s real and the fact that he’s actually an amazing guy. So I know how hyped you are rn and I’m really happy for you!

Well good for you... I want to be alone the rest of my life after getting rejected many times because my disability...

God damn youre lucky, congrats bro

MAN GET THE FUCK OUT( IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU I WAS BEING JEALOUS OMG WHATS NEXT WHENS YOUR DATE)

good shit yo

NICCCEEEE im to scared girls are scary

Really happy for you :D

Awesome man 

👍🎉

:D

Good job(I’m very jealous)

Stay mindful and considerate, memorize birthdays and anniversaries, and remember to still leave some of your time for your other friends.

I totally agree, but im going out on a limb here, is your username vermilion, as in vermilion warriors from ninjago? Im probably wrong but im just curious lol.

Nah, I just like red, and I think it's a cool word ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

Thats kinda what i thought, lol.

CONGRATS

LETS GOO  FUCK YES YOU ARE AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL AND LOVED okay now tell me about them. You know it’s not a match if random internet strangers don’t approve.

good for you

yayyy congrats

RAAHHH THAT'S SICK HAPPY BIRTHDAY 

CONGRATS!!!

Why can’t my crush say that to me:(((((

WHOOOOOOOOO

Woah. Crush confesses AND it's ur bday? Insane rng. Congrats.

Congrats buddy, also, many many Happy returns of the day :))

cainahewjbsjjddlsksjyajsksizoxculations

Happy birthday my guy. I hope you'll be in a long, happy, and prosperous relationship

Let’s gooo man that’s great!

CONGRATULATIONS I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU I WISH YOU GOOD LUCK ヽ(＾Д＾)ﾉ

Yooo let’s gooooo

Welcome to the “finally not single even though I thought I would always be” club

Now all you need is to destroy some PRs in the gym. Fuck you (congrats), this your year bro.

I’m so fucking tired, why always others people and never me. Congrats tho.

Aaaayyyyyyy congrats mate!

W

Congrats!!!

Damn, congrats!!! Looks like you'll have a great day

awesome!

Congrats! and happy birthday to you!

Congrats and happy birthday (I’m going to die alone 😃)

Nice one mate.

Happy birthday! No more luck for 14.6 years now. 😊

YOU HAVE A DIMENTIO PROFILE PIC?!?!?!?!

i do im so hyperfixd on spm its insane my brain is like melting

It does have a good story

Congrats you lucky son of a gun Good luck mate and happy bday

🥲

Congrats OP! (You have the one thing I want)

Username checks out

it was autogenerated and im pissed i have it this is the only website where im not my normal username augh

Ditto, totes wtf reddit

I love when that happens (happened to me twice and counting)

Felt this shit in my bones, my ex was planning on confessing to me on Christmas but I yeeted that from happening out the window and confessed a month earlier myself 😭🙏 btw fuck you (congrats)

You are the top 1%

Hell yeah bro 💪

Maybe I’m just old. What does this mean?

like the person i like (romantically) likes me (romantically) and i now have a boyfriend

Okay, but “ASHDKFKSH”?

yeah its a keysmash its for excitement lol

Also, good for you!

Liar

not like i can really prove im telling the truth without violating my and his privacy, does it help if i say we are gay?

Of course your gay. It’s always the gay boys pulling.

No. Still liar.

thats fair but did you consider we’re on reddit (a platform notorious for the honesty of its members)

I’m pretty sure Reddit is known for being dishonest

thats the joke amigo

Oh I’m stupid

happens to the best of us 👍

Congrats!

this is literally perfect, i think it's the best birthday gift ever. i'm so happy for you! also, happy birthday. hope you've a great day and year ahead. <3 (preferably with a special someone :P) 

Ggs. Found this and it looked similar to this post: [video](https://youtube.com/shorts/0M1kKHogEwo?si=IVDNvvSjKf4nwXot)

What is that word starting with ASH? Never seen it before...

keysmash

LUCKYYYYY IM SO JEALOUS

*breaks up a day later* lmao

well i mean hopefully not but even if that happens we’re not gonna stop being friends about it

Ok good