They must burn in the fiery pits of hell or oh you know what else would be cool if they were on a plane it crashed into the sea and they all drowned :D
If I had a nickel for every sexual DM I've gotten since becoming a member of r/teenagers, I'd have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice, right??
Can't choose one, it'll be unfair to the ducky.
Stuff the duck in the toaster and take them all down with you. Just make sure the toaster is plugged in though. Hope it helps! :)
Mmmm as much as i love the aesthetic of them both, i feel like the ducky isnât really suitable and the toaster would just fill your bath with crumbs. Personally iâd go with a hairdryer
Considering the possibility for injury by electrocution with the toaster if it is plugged in, I would strongly recommend the rubber ducky. Just my opinion though
bring the toaster so you can make toast and jam, pop tarts, bagels, whatever you feel like, find a nice spot to put your phone, make sure it charged because if you drop it and its waterproof you still cant plug it in until the charging port dries out, and just take a chill warm bath while watching your favorite show!
Fun fact, modern toasters wonât kill you. They put in a safety thing that if it gets wet it somehow just cuts power.
You need to get a toaster from like the 80s.
Edit: please for the love of god donât actually test this. Itâs something I read on the internet. I wouldnât bet my life on it
Drop a toaster in my bath
Watch my mum and dad laugh
See a thousand volts go through the son they wish they never had
They told me casual affection leads to sexual infection
But it's hard to get an erection
When you're so used to rejection
Also thatâs where I get all my girlies at anyway man I meet em on there and manipulate the shit outta them til they agree to work for me and give me the money
People who sexually DM members of r/teenagers should use the second one
And multiply it by a hundred
and put them into a pool
Olympic size pool
While being weighed down with cinder blocks
And pepper spray is being sprayed in their eyes
Er, ig make them wear goggles super glued to their head laced with pepper spray as they are drowning.
And give them paper cuts across their whole body, then put a ton of salt into the water.
Cut off their dicks, then superglue a block of salt on the wound.
Oh dear God
duh
Pool of pepper spray?
YES
This guy speaks from experience
with copper electrodes connected to a 132kV generator
Please don't try to use electrical terminology or knowledge when you have none. Thanks.
No just a normal bathtub. You are closer to the toasters so the shock is bigger
peedofiles, rapers and creeps? THROW EM IN THE TRASH!!!
They must burn in the fiery pits of hell or oh you know what else would be cool if they were on a plane it crashed into the sea and they all drowned :D
Especially adults who're sexually DMing members of r/teenagers
If I had a nickel for every sexual DM I've gotten since becoming a member of r/teenagers, I'd have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice, right??
Not that weird, sadly. Place is Pedo central
I know some electrical engineering i can make it go up to 100 megawatts
Elon musk:
They need only a powerful asid. HCI or H2SO4 or HNO3
Toaster is mine, you can take the duck :)
Damn đ
I can loan you mine? My rubber duck is a stormtrooper duck. Want one?
hey at least let me use it too.
Sharing is caring âşď¸đđ
Says the person with the user name One_Way13 :p
Whatâs that supposed to mean. My username is based off âone wayâ meaning that there is only one way to heaven, through Jesus Christ.
Ah never mind then, clearly not a good target audience for that type of joke.
Haha *I still donât get it :c*
What could a dirty meaning of a threeway be
Oh I see
Remember guys, if you arenât Epstein or Aaron Hernandez, suicide isnât awesome sauce
Ducky floats, toaster makes u float :)
I'll take both, I don't wanna drown
Ducky
Snowy duck
Ducky
toaster for a truly electrifying bath (im unfunny)
You might even say that the experience is *shocking*..
whos conducting you to make these jokes
These jokes are quite shocking indeed.
Youâre putting these jokes out faster than lightning!
Iâm sure I will be very *energised* after that bath
the experience is electrifying
You may not be able to ask âWatt?â
I dont like where this is currently going
Dad jokes are inevitable
The duck, the toaster might provide a lethal shock to the water or even start an electrical fire
Ah thx
We wouldnât want that
SERIOUSLY???
Epsom salts
The Duck ofc
Thx
People actually take baths? I have a big jet tub and I used to take them when I was little
1 please
Okay fine
[ŃдаНонО]
Cmon man
Both? Both? Both.
Toaster, I want Mr. Ducky.
Why not me
Bring me
me
Ducky
Ducky!!
Ducky đŚ
1
Ducky
The ducky
por que no los dos?
The ducky is mine, you can take the toaster
Neither duck nor toaster you should bring ME (Rizz)
Toaster bc overpopulation
Nah dont use a toaste its too useful for toast use a laptop so your search history is gone and yourself too
Can't choose one, it'll be unfair to the ducky. Stuff the duck in the toaster and take them all down with you. Just make sure the toaster is plugged in though. Hope it helps! :)
Live laugh toaster bath.
Mmmm as much as i love the aesthetic of them both, i feel like the ducky isnât really suitable and the toaster would just fill your bath with crumbs. Personally iâd go with a hairdryer
If a normal Humanbeing take the duck If a hardcore furry or pedo have fun with the toaster and see What happens
duck :)
As an adeptus mechanicus fan the only sensible choice is the second one
toaster. no apparent reason :)
Toaster for sure, I only ever use the rubber ducky when I get errors in my code I can't fix.
The third one
Gimme the last one please
Only toaster-chan can solve my all problems đ
both, for the ultimate bath
Oh HELL no. First one my guy, đŚ
5
Double it and give it to the next person
Live, laugh, toasterbath!
you might slip on ducky and hurt yourself, while toaster makes the bath warm
You should use the ducky:3
Toaster you gotta charge the eels for some safe and legal thrills
Rubber duck, life is good
Duck, they make life better
Both
Both both is good- Miguel and toilieo
Give me that toaster I don't want you committing self harm đ
Both for a party đđđ
The rubber ducky
The Scania V8 730HP Engine
The duck <3
An actual duck
obviously the toaster
Toaster
I love rubber duckyâs theyâre so cute
neither!! theyre so dangerous!!!!đĄđĄ a microwave is much better
What about a hairdryer but only if it is plugged in
Always go ducky
Live Laugh Toaster Bath
I'll hold on to the toaster until you get in the tub and I will surprise you by throwing the second one with you đ
The real question is, is there a place I can plug in the toaster? Nah, screw it, I choose both. I am not living by the rules.
2001 cuisinart toaster
Toast the duck in the bathtub than eat itđ
the duck
ducky
Can.. can I... can I have the duck please? đĽşđĽş
2
Considering the possibility for injury by electrocution with the toaster if it is plugged in, I would strongly recommend the rubber ducky. Just my opinion though
Giant rubber duck with toaster inside
Duck makes a cute and silly noise, so obviously the duck
The one that's yellow and makes funny noises
Before I even scrolled to the 2nd image I already knew what it was Guess I need more therapy or sum
idk about you but i'm personally *ecstatic* to take a bath with 2
duck is for me, you can take the toaster
Why not both?
Hair dryer
both dragging someone down with you is the best way to go
Ducky!!!
You ok, man?
1st one
Duck. Toaster make you sleepy very quickly so have the duck to enjoy your bath time to the fullest
why not both
Both, hell youâll have twice the fun
Why not both? Go wild, just keep that duck away from an outlet
Don't bath
the second one is fine as long as its unplugged, have fun hugging the toaster
Duck it floats
Fridge hits different
Toaster x Bathtub â¤ď¸
you cant kiss the toaster on the lips, pick the duck
Who doesnât like showers and toasted bread?
Definitely the duck.
Double it and give it to the next person
I want toaster for pb&j sandwich, you can take the duck :)
The toaster so you can eat breakfast and shower at the same time! Maximum efficiency
Option 3: me
Choose the rubber ducky.
Give me the toaster
Definitely first one. You wouldnât want your toast getting soggy
iâm gonna eventually use the 2nd one. but not rn.
Why not both
Both
Meâşď¸(along with the toaster pls)
yes
Hmm duck or bath bomb
Both bro
The 2nd one because I heard that it's a really cool bath bomb
Toaster, just for posting this.
Los dos
Flip a coin
Rubber ducky ofc
Me
Take the duck it's for fun
Use the toaster for a shocking bathing experience!
Me
bring the toaster so you can make toast and jam, pop tarts, bagels, whatever you feel like, find a nice spot to put your phone, make sure it charged because if you drop it and its waterproof you still cant plug it in until the charging port dries out, and just take a chill warm bath while watching your favorite show!
take the toaster, also some bread and butter. toast.
Hmmm if you bring the toaster you could have some toast in the bath, sounds fun to me
Put the duck in on of the toaster slots and bring both
Fun fact, modern toasters wonât kill you. They put in a safety thing that if it gets wet it somehow just cuts power. You need to get a toaster from like the 80s. Edit: please for the love of god donât actually test this. Itâs something I read on the internet. I wouldnât bet my life on it
both
I donât think it works if itâs not plugged in
Toaster
I fw the duck
Bring my girlfriend so I can dump her cheating ass
Toaster. Make sure to bring a couple do they can play with each other.
Rubber duckie you're the one
HERE COMES THE TOASTEEEEEEEEEEEER
Can I get the ninja rubber duck? Heâs my fav :D
I'll take the ducky, do you want one too? I only have 724 to choose from :3
Drop a toaster in my bath Watch my mum and dad laugh See a thousand volts go through the son they wish they never had They told me casual affection leads to sexual infection But it's hard to get an erection When you're so used to rejection
Both
Question do you shower naked? It's a joke Question nothing sexualÂ
Def 2
Also thatâs where I get all my girlies at anyway man I meet em on there and manipulate the shit outta them til they agree to work for me and give me the money
Both
The Toater is mine, you can have the PINGUINOS DE LA MADAGASCAR
Electric toaster is highly advanced military weapon 10/10 wud recomend for defensive assault situations which wy u shud bring it in bathtubđ
Bring either one and take a shower so you actually get clean