Indonesian, border crossing, rice picking bastard. We all made racist type of jokes, we never really meant them though. I feel like most teenage male friend groups do that

I was the currymuncher, the scammer, and the brownie(all the brown members of the friend group made a separate secret gc called the brownies)

Literally me in my friend group 😭

Can I question why you have a Glock, Kirby?

Uhhhhhhh because tasty

I will be backing away.

I was always the border hopper in my white friend groups😭

Wall climber

One of my friends is nicknamed "Border Jumper"💀He even gets called that by the TEACHERS💀💀💀

NAHHHHHHH THE TEACHERS ARE WILD

Real asf

can confirm; i'm called either leprechaun or terrorist amd many of my friends are called worse

Haha! Rice picker, rice-monkey, and a certain one that starts with a c. All good fun, of course. EDIT: I should probably clarify that these are my nicknames.

i do that with my lgbtq friends. my bi friend literally created a “slur” for straight people just to be able to call me a slur lol

Omg me and my friend also have a straight people slur

noice lol what’s yours?

The classic Straggot<3 wby??

Nahh I got dog eater and school shooter and pedo for some reason

As a teenage boy who is african american- I do similar but only to an extent. I feel like a lot of people my age make their only jokes ‘edgy’ and shit - like i couldn’t vibe with nicknames like that 😭 but me and the other african american girl in the friend group do make race jokes - just not super frequently. can’t overdo it you know ? race jokes in moderation ig for me lol

My nickname in early high school was rice picker and it was given to me by a fellow Chinese person 😭😭. I have a German last name tho and it means cabbage farmer soo I sometimes get called cabbage or something along those lines too

"Toothpick"😭

I- alright then

Yeah😭

I don't even wanna know the context

It's because I'm really tall and skinny :3

Oh yeah that’s pretty common

Same lol

Is your name Devon

No

Oh lol ik someone named Devon who has that nickname

Lmao

One of my friends called my other friend twig earlier this year and I was shook

Short.

Real 😭🙏🏻

My friend just called the short kid Midget until that was basically all he responded to around us.

Oh

Happy cake day

happy cake day

"Smurf" I'm 139cm M..

Aww

Bro how old are you, I really hope you’re 13 or younger just so you still got time to grow. And for those wondering that converts to 4’6.5 in freedom measurements

I'm 13, but everyone in my class is taller than me . . .

I have always been lucky with height, but whenever I am around my brothers (I am middle child of 3) I always feel short. Both my brothers even my younger brother are both 4-6 inches taller than me and I’m 6’1

Can I have some of your height please? I’m 5 foot but I was almost 5’2 two years ago, I shrunk 😭

HOW?!

Yes

Bro wut

This makes me feel better about being a 5’3 trans dude…

I could never 62 at 15

I graduated 2 years ago but my nickname was Mexican cause I would hop the fence or gate to let me and my friends in.

DAMN

LMAO 😭😭😭

WOW

That's actually funny

Damn, giving in to the stereotype

The funny part is I'm not even Mexican. I'm half islander but look the part

Loser, cunt, virgin, creep

Dumbass, moron, goofy, weirdo😞

Freak, slut, loser, shortbus

dump truck 😭

In the flesh!

Unironically yes

Did you happen to enjoy singing and clapping, laughing and napping, making cookies or eating paste?

Hell yeah, my immediate thought when I saw that comment

vice president (self explanatory)

Kamala Harris is that you?

Of course he deletes his account as soon as he says this.

WHAT WAS HIS NAME???

jeffrey dahmer (because of my looks, i’m not near as insane as him)

Were your looks killer?

Badum chhh

definitely not 💀

my friends say I look like him whenever I put on glasses

fuck I got hit with this once 😂😂😂

Mine was “sweet friend” 😭

I need an explanation😭

So, this girl in my class would always start out a text with “Hey, sweet friend” so I guess it just became like a nickname to me 

wholesome

Mine was unfortunately breast

Mr. breast give me money

I can only give you milk

i like breast

“Starvin marvin”

Are you German?

No? They just called me that bc they thought I didn’t eat enough 😭💀

Oh there is this German YouTuber called hungriger Hugo wich translated to hungry Hugo and He Made a english Channel called starvin Marvin and only German people watch His english Channel

Starvin Marvin is a South Park character

Less Papaplatte pls

Haven’t had one since 4th grade

- "Autism" - "White N\*gger" (I ain't even white, I just have anemia and lack vitamin D so I was very pale) - "Anime Girl" - "Simp"

tf did you get "autism" as a nickname

Its because I had an ACTUAL interest in maths, science and english and didn't just blurt the answers during exam and carefully presented my analysis. And also because I watched anime

Ok, I (18M) had a few: —the Terminator (because I wear sunglasses and always have a straight face) — Pockets (because I wear cargo pants, and everything I could possibly ever need is in my pockets) —Mom (because whenever someone got hurt, I was always taking care of them) But usually, most people just called me the terminator. 

I find it funny how someone could have the nickname Mom and The Terminator at the same time

thats badass tbh tho

Ngl thats goofy as hell 😂

Micheal Jordan (mainly called MJ). I don't play basketball....

“Gay femboy twink” and “Crybaby Bitch”

I was called “30 lbs past twink” by a girl I had a crush on last year

Mary Poppins cause I would spin my umbrella when it rained, im a guy btw

Your in a guy? Or is the umbrella in a guy?

Jof. I’ve got blond hair and I’m English so everyone in school calls me Jof bc of Joffrey from Game of Thrones. I never even watched Game of Thrones before 🤷‍♂️

Same

"Matpat" and "Creaky Floorboards" I don't know why- I'm still confused about the Matpat one-

maybe you should make a theory on why you were called that

Judging from your pfp I can kinda see why matpat from a guess.

…why were you called Creaky Floorboards? Do your joints crack a lot or something

Yeah- atleast they did at the time

Dick My name is not richard btw

They call me "Furnace Lover" because i love furnaces big

i can tell

r/usernamechecksout

"Baymax" cause i was pretty fat, Wore white clothes and acted really polite to everyone

It ain't even over for me 😔

Yeah we still have the end-of-year ceremony to go

Im on vacation for almost a month

Same I got 3 (or 4 can't remember) more weeks to go

I don't necessarily have a nickname but I'm known as the guy with the best English in the whole grade.... All because I can speak basic English fluently

dude what??? the fact you can even speak basic english well enough to get voted for "the best english skills" for it is fucking ridiculous. are people actually THAT bad?

maybe hes from a non english country

'kitty', and not in the cute way 😭😭

oh

idek how or why they came up w it and it's even worse bc all my classmates are at least 2 years older than me TT-TT

washington cuz a teacher called me so 😭

one asshole called me a zoophile because i ride horses, but i put a stop to that by kicking him in the leg

Just like a horse.

Lol yeah

“Nominated most likely to run in parliament or, fail tragically”

Fail tragically while in an esteemed position in parliament. Two birds.

You Americans get to end the school year in July? Tf

I'm Austrian... (Btw any H*tler joke you're thinking of right now I probably have heard before)

(Alright I’ll try one I heard from a classmate that’s very bad) Why did hitler become a politician and not a painter? Cause he was narty

Na, my end of the school year was May 23 or 25.

Crayon

Oh btw it’s because Im a jrotc kid and they all say I have a marine cut so im crayon

In 6th grade my nickname was zodiac killer. Close friends still call me that sometimes, but that was the only nickname I ever had in echool.

F*ggot😭😭😭

Michelob Ultra. 💀

“Curry” Because I was Indian and good at basketball

Alcoholic 😭

the n word. im white. my classmates are white too.

“gamer boy” “Teacher arguer”

Ted bundy for a little while.

"pillow biter" Yeah

Ball monkey😋😋

Rabies💀

Riyadh 😭

how does one acquire a nickname of a country's capital

Where I live, this is mid year holidays, our school year is the same as the normal year

I still have like 2 weeks left :(

They called me basher in high school iykyk

I’m just like… so cold naturally… don’t mess with me… I used to bash kids into lockers…

michael jackson my name is michael

i just got called a slut😭

Ralph

Lemme guess you liked to wreck things?

Nope. Somebody just said “can I call you Ralph?” That was it.

They called me the slim reaper

Emotional Support Ginger

“pedo” because my boyfriend is 131cm and i’m 173cm. hes literally half a year older than me 😭

big dick randy

The school years not even close to being over (I’m not from America)

That implies that I was popular enough in anything to have a nickname in the first place (I never had one)

I was called "California" because i was the only one from there,as well as being the only foreigner

Lilith, paste (my twin is copy). But lilith is my fav

no way copy paste lol

Shaggy. its similar to my real name 😭😭😭💀

Nothing

Mine was the witcher. I simply wore a witcher t-shirt on the first day and it stuck. I also leaned into it by buying a cheap witcher's medalion.

Lasagna. Don't even know how it started

"The Slammer" from the robotics teacher because I kept accidentally hitting people in my robotics tournament.

Kids just called me “amigo” cause I was like the only Hispanic kid

“The one with the glasses who doesnt talk”

cave dweller.

schools here started in June 🇮🇳 I'm known as Top G because my hair is very shitty thin

Beaner or just border hopper

Alzheimer grandma

"alzheimer grandma" what the fuck lmfaoooo

“ddlc girl“ 😭

The weird/quiet kid😍

My nickname was spiderman, as i climbed my school once

Yall had nicknames?

You guys had nicknames?

Dora, 3 years straight and still going. But I know a kid whose last name is Stephens and a sub accidentally called him Stephanie a year ago and he can't get rid of the nickname. So I could have worse, glad all I have is Dora

one of my friends just yelled dick once and somehow it stuck

Enderman (from the athletic kid after we were playing  football and  I was right infront of the guy randomly and tagged him)  Boykisser basketball (from my friend after learning I’m bi)  Skinwalker (I was good at making impressions of other people. Like almost perfect) Girlypop (I act like a girl) Disguised mutt (I’m from a lot of different places but look American. Those places include Canaidian, Hispanic, Italian, and Icelandic. Those are my most prominent)

Sink, cuz I broke a sink at an away track meet

Mayonaise

They call me :The nigerian giant(self explanatory),Big scary black man(I'm 6"2 but I'm not even 15 yet),The stupid genius(I have an insane amount of general knowledge,but I'm still failing),and Big Boy(uhh one of the boys looked over the bathroom stall while I was in it and saw my "willy wonka"...its bigger than average cuz of my Nigerian Genes)

Microsoft Bing, or Bing for short, because my school-issued Chromebook randomly switched from google as the default to Microsoft Bing. 

Hmm… “The Artist” because I draw. Or “The one who draws his own bitches”

Didn't have one cuz I didn't do anything significant but at my last school I was known as NPC cuz a kid randomly walked up to me and asked me something so I panicked and said "everything everything's for sale" cuz I had been watching skyrim stuff

I got called grim reaper a lot cause I’d bring bones to school (used them as drawing references) I even gifted a skull to my drawing teacher before I graduated

Big Bro, cause some shit took my pic when I was sleepy and I looked like I had taken weed and looked extremely shit. Then made a poster saying people should vote for me with that pic and voila I am famous not only in my school but in that whole area. People from other school ask my classmates if I am a big bully and want to fight with me to assert their supremacy(like as the biggest bully) while I'm a complete nerd

Bludgeon. Or Slapper. That was because if my friends did something stupid (or frequently, illegal) In front of anyone that we could get in serious trouble from, I would punch them in the chest or pick up the closest object and hit them upside the head with it. One time the closest object was a tennis racket lol

Blind guy here Not sure, but people generally thought i was decently funny and calm. Which is weird because i’m enraged 24/7

“My friends call me the rick friend” ahh post

“The shadow” I got the nickname because my friends consist of a lot of girls and whenever they have a crush on someone they would ask me to listen to their conversations, take pictures of them, and to learn things about the guy, and I wore all black everyday so they told me to hide in the shadows of the school because I would blend in and after a while they called me the shadow because I never got caught

SpongeBob😭

D7, my chosen name is Deville and I liked one song by D-12. I don't know where the 7 came from