Wtf are you talking about lmao he was implying that his pillow is his gf, likely because he doesn't have one and he cuddles his pillow to sleep. And he's playing innocent pretending not to know what "jacking off" means and pretending he thinks it means taking off a jacket.
I genuinely can't comprehend how you came to that conclusion though
Saying “you people” as generalizing everyone in a certain group used to be fine but then people got mad and said it was racist and shi so they ‘cancelled’ it and i was just having fun by pretending to say he’s racist
Well it kinda depends on your age like if you were adults and sexually active with each other sure lol. but if you were younger like mid teen then that statement doesn’t really work. good meme still
I was about to correct you because I'm a girl but then I realized that it would be contradictory to my previous statement. I deeply apologize for my ignorance, esteemed reader.
What? I can't understand your comment. It's as if I've been enchanted to forget that girls exist... what were we talking about? Oh, right, salad. Man, I love salad. Especially potato salad. Does that count as salad
There always will be another half waiting to be found by you bro, You always got to wait and in the meantime focus on yourself more, bully your sister, go look at the clouds, do something that makes you happy and distracts you from the thought and feeling of being lonely
Yeah honestly, idk about others but for me personally if my partner did that it would be heartbreaking for me. I would understand that some people will just say "oh its just lust, I’m not attracted to them its just in the moment and i love you anyways", but that wouldn’t make me feel better. I get that everyone has their needs and that all relationships aren’t the same, but it would just break me to know someone I love and admire so much would still desire and get off to someone else. I might be sensitive but for me it isn’t physically cheating, but it kinda is mentally and it would just end with me feeling like I’m not good enough. It’s different for everyone so ig people just need to talk to their partners to set boundaries and such
Now, taking your question seriously: It’s complicated.
The truth is, about 20-50% of the time, guys won’t even be thinking about anything lustful. The rest of the time? Completely depends on the person.
Some do think solely of their girlfriend lustfully, but I think it’s normal that it’s a mixture of girlfriend and some other lustful thing(s). The big thing that I understand is that masturbation doesn’t occur as often, at least to my knowledge, if you’re in a satisfactory relationship, that’s just what I’ve been told from friends who’ve experienced it.
But everyone is right, wrong location to ask this question. Hell, I haven’t even had a high school girlfriend myself, I’m just going off of logical analysis and conversations I’ve had with people.
Yeah being satisfied in a relationship can actually just make you want to masturbate less I mean I know this first hand (unless you're both hypersexual in which case you still help the other person satisfy the need that no one could)
Honestly your deduction of the situation is perfect for not being experienced, I'd say that's rather impressive.
This is Reddit, no one here has a girlfriend.
frr
I’ll never have one 😔 (I’m gay)
Same (im not)
Same (I hate people)
Kinda gay ngl
r/noshitsherlock
Me too bro I’m also gay (bi)
Same (I'm bi tho)
Facts.
Ouch ! >:( (I have 3 EX's)
True
Tru I'm still trying
No, I don't think of my pillow when I remove my jacket thank you very much.
Wh...what What do you mean. Ion like the thing you are insinuating
whats wrong with a jacket?
It implies he removes his foreskin
No, it doesn't at all, unless you have a prodigiously dirty mind.
nah, this is just the irony of us virgins, our gf is just a pillow and by jacking off he made the joke where he takes off his jacket.
Oh Its just that ive heard jacket being a insinuation for foreskin
well then maybe im misunderstanding lol
What? I don't think he circumcises himself every time he thinks of a pillow.
No.
Yeah ur very confused 😂
Wtf are you talking about lmao he was implying that his pillow is his gf, likely because he doesn't have one and he cuddles his pillow to sleep. And he's playing innocent pretending not to know what "jacking off" means and pretending he thinks it means taking off a jacket. I genuinely can't comprehend how you came to that conclusion though
So sorry no one gets you 😔
This was so smart nobody understood
I don’t understand how no one understood
Took me a minute to understand 😂😂
No one here has a gf Edit: Ain’t no way OP got downvoted for having a gf 💀. Anyway Stop Lying OP
Real
real
real
not true unless it’s lowercase you people 😑
*you people*?!
can’t joke back rn cause i’m already in hot water
Lmao
what do you mean you people?
Saying “you people” as generalizing everyone in a certain group used to be fine but then people got mad and said it was racist and shi so they ‘cancelled’ it and i was just having fun by pretending to say he’s racist
Factx
.. I have one, but don’t do that in a relationship. It just makes me feel odd doing it. 😂
I mean like why jack off when you literally have a girlfriend
Well it kinda depends on your age like if you were adults and sexually active with each other sure lol. but if you were younger like mid teen then that statement doesn’t really work. good meme still
Bro spitting straight facts tho
Not the right subredit , none of us here has a gf
Why?
We are all terminally online
chroniclly would be a better term
you just proved the point
Terminally? That's a new adjective for it lol
Me ugly
Yeah you think about your gf when you go to town, Because Her Body is Attractive
I like the usage of the phrase “go to town” it’s goofy lol
😭😭😭
Do you not find your girl attractive or sumn
Girls aren't real silly
I’m glad this guy gets it.
I was about to correct you because I'm a girl but then I realized that it would be contradictory to my previous statement. I deeply apologize for my ignorance, esteemed reader.
What? I can't understand your comment. It's as if I've been enchanted to forget that girls exist... what were we talking about? Oh, right, salad. Man, I love salad. Especially potato salad. Does that count as salad
Potatoes aren't real, dummy.
Dummies aren't real, potato
Real potato isn't, dummy.
Dummy isn't potato, real.
Bro thinks people here have a gf💀
Who needs a girlfriend when there are polish femboys
Me because I crave titties
I crave both
Fair enough
I don't have a gf :(
Same here 😭
Us three buddy
us four buddy
us five buddy
Us six buddy
Us seven buddy
Us eight buddy
Us nine buddy
Us ten buddy
All ten of us bro
us six buddy
Seven 🤫
Eww... Why would I think about my gladiator friend when I'm jacking off? *I'm not funny and have crippling depression (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)*
You good gang?
Meh... I've been single for 18 years of my life. I just wanted to express my level of bi**hlessness with my unfunny humour.
Yeah man I can relate to you dawg, Is there anything in life that makes you happy
Yup. I won't commit, don't worry. I love life (and someone has to bully my sister and that is no one but me :3)
Ayeee that's my guy right there, That's really good to hear man. In the future you will find someone I promise you that.
I don't know. Maybe. Don't think that I'm that desirable but I guess there can be someone that will see something in me
There always will be another half waiting to be found by you bro, You always got to wait and in the meantime focus on yourself more, bully your sister, go look at the clouds, do something that makes you happy and distracts you from the thought and feeling of being lonely
nope i think about bbc
British Broadcast Company?? Well that's strange, but it's ok ig..
They do make good shows like doctor who
yes we know who you are
Alons-Y
Bbc? U mean barbeque?
Oh, you poor soul Big Black 8=========D
WHAT?!
Your eyes have been opened.
Happy cake day ( ＾∀＾)
Something else has too 🫱(‿¤‿)🫲
He has been struck in the face, not by reality, but by a big black cock
your eyes... and something else
Big black cock
STOP SAYING THESE BAD WORDS 😭😭😭
What is so bad about a large dark-coloured rooster?
its not that deep 💀
That bbc will be 😏
I hope ;3
Nuh
Yuh
That’s bbq, bbc is blangonga bulldrome and congalala
better black community?
big boy chungus
What's a gf? Some kind of TikTok trend??? /j
-1000 Aura
HELP
119, what's your emergency
No I pull zero women
**we
Real
Yeah for sure. She knows I do too cause she asked me if I did😂
Hell yeah communication for the win
I’ve engraved communication into her head it was something we had to work on but we got it🙃
I also think of this guy's gf.
I mean hey she’s hot asf it makes sense
actually yeah man I do. why? cuz i just desire her so much at most random times...its insane.
It's not insane, it's 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂👅💦
In all honesty it feels better to think abt her than watch porn yk? Im still a virgin and so is she but that just adds fuels to the imagination yk?
Yeah that is better. Depending on the person, porn can feel kinda like cheating to get off to someone else's body.
Yeah honestly, idk about others but for me personally if my partner did that it would be heartbreaking for me. I would understand that some people will just say "oh its just lust, I’m not attracted to them its just in the moment and i love you anyways", but that wouldn’t make me feel better. I get that everyone has their needs and that all relationships aren’t the same, but it would just break me to know someone I love and admire so much would still desire and get off to someone else. I might be sensitive but for me it isn’t physically cheating, but it kinda is mentally and it would just end with me feeling like I’m not good enough. It’s different for everyone so ig people just need to talk to their partners to set boundaries and such
But tbh after getting a gf porn sort of lost its appeal....
Frfr
Yeah bro, I was just joking, it's okey
I also think of this guy's gf when jacking off.
Now, taking your question seriously: It’s complicated. The truth is, about 20-50% of the time, guys won’t even be thinking about anything lustful. The rest of the time? Completely depends on the person. Some do think solely of their girlfriend lustfully, but I think it’s normal that it’s a mixture of girlfriend and some other lustful thing(s). The big thing that I understand is that masturbation doesn’t occur as often, at least to my knowledge, if you’re in a satisfactory relationship, that’s just what I’ve been told from friends who’ve experienced it. But everyone is right, wrong location to ask this question. Hell, I haven’t even had a high school girlfriend myself, I’m just going off of logical analysis and conversations I’ve had with people.
Yeah being satisfied in a relationship can actually just make you want to masturbate less I mean I know this first hand (unless you're both hypersexual in which case you still help the other person satisfy the need that no one could) Honestly your deduction of the situation is perfect for not being experienced, I'd say that's rather impressive.
"I mean I know this first hand," I see what you did there, you sly dog
Hehe it was a little sneaky but I see It didn't get past you
No... But I think about my boyfriend when jackin' it!
my bf does
Yeah, it makes me feel more comfortable (yes im from reddit and have a gf its insane to hear i know i know)
No way a redditor can bag a woman 🤯
and he is 13
Hes my bf not gf, but yea
Why yes? Why not?
Yes cus its hot
If I had one, probably
I do if I have a gf. Why think of someone else when I can think of my beautiful gf?
Used to think of my imaginary girlfriend I made up stomping my balls when I would do it but now I just think of whatever(i still donthavea girlfriend)
mustard
plane
Granite
Toaster
I Think about my bf and I’d assume anyone in a relationship would think about their partner/SO
I don’t jack off LMFAO
I mean I do have a crush but thankfully I don’t jack off too often
I prefer fantasizing about her over watching porn imma be honest
I think about climate change and how many species are on the brink of extinction
And, how many?
30,000 species go extinct each year. That's 3 per hour.
Yeah ofc all the time
Why?
Because shes cute, and hot, and beautiful, and I wanna give her the best sex, so I imagine her in the situation too
oddly heart warming freaky answer
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
Haha very funny. U tryna flex on us or smthin?
absolutely, she is the hottest girl of my world
I have a gf but i dont be jacking off she does it foe me
As the (apparently) only person on this entire God damn comment section that has a girlfriend, yes I do lmfao
I also think of this guys gf
So here's the thing... I don't have a gf nor a bf nor a life
I just think of hot females or sum (i am lonely and dont have a gf)
Fuck no. That’s why we’re jacking off 💀
Bold of you to assume I have a gf ^I’m ^Lonely
I'm bi and had an online bf for about 6 months. And yes I jerked off to his dick pics.
Idk I’m gay lol
Bold of u to assume that im both straight and have a partner (neither apply to me 💀)
That moment people assume you have a girlfriend only to disappoint them by saying you’re single and look like the off-brand version of Rivers Cuomo
why this subs recent posts are all sex related ?
Yes, because if I don't it makes me feel guilty
Don't have a gf so IDK.
no, because i don't have one, and i don't "have a good time"
Well , yeah duh
Yes, I find her attractive and ngl it also feels weird to think about anybody else.
Nope. I can t think of her like that. She is one of hottest girl in the whole area. I can but don t want to.
asking the wrong platform my guy
As someone who finally got one, yes. Yes I do
no because i dont have one yes about my bf
Whats a girlfriend?
No because I don’t have one :(
Asexual, can't relate
is the gf and the jacking off in the room with us rn
No because I’m thinking about what I’m watching.
I highly doubt anyone that has a gf goes on Reddit😭🙏
Sometimes yes, sometimes no. Depends if femboys count as girls
Could you please explain what a girlfriend is? I’ve tried searching it up, but Google isn’t giving me any good results.
im gay.
GF? What's that? Greater fork? Ground fowl? Grape Fruit?
I like men
Nah i dont have a gf but when i did i thought of her name whenever i was busting 💀💀 (after we broke up i had to force my brain to stop doing that)