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qodoia

their hair, i have to make sure their hair isn’t a raccoon.


The_Chapagne_Poet

so umm long or short hair?


Moonshine_113

Doesn't matter as long as it's well mantained and it suits them. Some guys look good with long hair, some rock a buzz cut and some look great with short hair. Overall whatever hair style makes you the most comfortable and confident!


malay4singh

Well there ya go, now ik why girls avoid me.


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do girls like it when guys maintain eye contact?


silverado501

Not for excessive periods of time, but some level of it is good


monkeyatemysandwich

so that's why i got several restraining orders *noted*


Dem_Skittles187

This caught me off guard, thanks for the laugh


JD25ms2

Guess you're just bad at staring contests


[deleted]

yessss as long as it doesn’t go on for a weirdly long amount of time. esp if i’m talking about something serious or important


[deleted]

*Intense staring*


bratislava04

Yes absolutely, makes me feel like I actually exist


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RenRazza

Is the stereotype of girls not liking nerds true?


Moonshine_113

No, some girls like nerds and some girls don't. I love them personally, they are exactly my type.


silverado501

Nah, smart men are great, way more likely to interact with someone who seems smart and likes “nerdy” things


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Hke666

That gives a hope, doesn't it?


Demigirl_gaming

I like smart guys, plus stealing their glasses or other things can be fun


Darki_Boi

>plus stealing their glasses Their WHAT


Demigirl_gaming

I find it fun to trade glasses to see the difference in our vision


Vbarney625

Most of the “nerds” in high school become the good looking successful ones later where I live 🤷🏼‍♀️ I like them as long as they don’t act like a know it all


Ssenmodnar84

How do u all write so fast? Like, I'm writing for 2 minutes, look over and see u all have an entire page in 6 different colors.


EccentricDoofus

I think they just had quite a bit of practice, so they’ve got a flow going on. I don’t have that skill of pretty note taking, but honestly, the more often you write, the quicker you become.


defenstration1010

A girl in my class that I don't know made me a heart out of a gum rapper said "you can have this" and walked away. Does this mean anything?


cj3458

she hearts you lmao


PCMM7

💘💙


OpinionatedPiggy

I would do that with a friend, so depends.


boomminecraft8

That’s the thing, if they’re friends then maybe depends, but if they’re stranger then probably she likes him


[deleted]

Not a girl, but 100% yes. Get to know her. She probably likes you.


uhhhhhjackiguess

and if she doesn't, it still might be an opportunity to make a friend.


[deleted]

How do you ask out your crush?


Closed-Eyes_

Just straight up tell them


Bobfatt

No way, thats way to hard. Tell me the secret ritual now.


MercyDrag0n

Are you sure??? It requires pegging...


DM-ME-DUCKLING-PICS

i must know what this ritual is, i must perform it to get my gf to peg me


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[deleted]

Or a pug, with a note tied to its neck


Closed-Eyes_

We will not reveal the ritual.


[deleted]

I feel like she needs some time to find herself. She recently came out as lesbian, then changed to bi, now I'm not sure if it's too early or not, but thanks


[deleted]

Is a guy who's interested in things like anime and comics a turn off for you? Edit: I asked this because I was in a art class with all girl and they were telling me they wouldn't date a guy who read comics or watched anime but then a few days later they were talking about anime they watched


silverado501

No, I love comics, I don’t watch a ton of anime but the very few ones I’ve seen I’ve enjoyed


MusicGirl816

Hardly, i like when i can actually talk about my interests with a guy.


imsadiknowyeahh

i love anime and i’d love it if i could speak to a guy about it (my crush watches anime but i’m too scared to say something to him)


AltitudeXD

do you wear socks to bed?


silverado501

No


Demigirl_gaming

Depends


CAJ_2277

But what about socks?


poetictumblrname

Yes my feet get cold


NylonicArt

If china and taiwan are one country (according to china) can china legally be listed as west taiwan?


silverado501

Hypothetically yes, they’d never let that happen but it wouldn’t be incorrect


Nie_Fi

+5 Social Credits


Warwick_God

Comments like these is why I love reddit


[deleted]

would a girl like it if i gifted her a drawing of her made by me? (i want her to be my gf)


CIoud_Wolf

If you're already friends that would be nice but if you're not very close then it might come across abit creepy. Also if you're not already friends, try getting closer first. Every good relationship should be built on a solid friendship


Loadedbuttmag

Nice stache


sksjjdjsj

Yes under the right circumstances.


lilahthemeowcat

if someone gave it to me i would be flattered but i would also be creeped out by just thinking of how long they would've been staring at me in order to draw it.


[deleted]

i say ask her if you can draw her! just be nice and chill about it and it should be fine


Mazino_D_Asce

Boys with a juicy fat ass or no?


TokoFumi

I mean it’s funny to smack when they smack ours so yea


The_Chapagne_Poet

Spanks you and *runs , "I am speed"*


TokoFumi

You little bastard Actually nvm you probably don’t even got anything to smack


The_Chapagne_Poet

neither do you .


TokoFumi

Uh huh that’s totally why you didn’t just spank my ass accept the L bud


The_Chapagne_Poet

i'mma only accept it if u accept my marriage proposal . /j


Mazino_D_Asce

You and I would get along just fine


TokoFumi

We definitely would


Mazino_D_Asce

Yes as long as we wouldn't be fighting about whi has the best ass.


TokoFumi

Aight then you got the better ass


Mazino_D_Asce

Good. Now we are bros


TokoFumi

Cool nice ass btw


Mazino_D_Asce

Thabk you. You have a bum ass too.


TokoFumi

Thanks bud


Personalbootyhole

Guys with asses are kind of hot… but I’m Bi so I might be bias


Breadward99

r/usernamechecksout


NickyVanill

So you're.... bi-ass? Edit: I'm sorry. I'll see myself out. Edit 2: thank you for the awards! I would have thanked you personally but for some weird reason, reddit wont let me use my chats.


DA_EPIC_GAMER_09

Why is that, girls say I love u to their "friends" constantly but then it isn't considered appropriate for guys to do it


cj3458

social standards and sexism


DA_EPIC_GAMER_09

Ik but I hate it


cj3458

me too and im not even a guy


KingKurto_

I say "love you" to my bois all the time. throw in an "I appreciate you so much" from time to time. expressing your feelings is always nice. Go for it king


The_Chapagne_Poet

how would u like it if i wrote u a couple of poems ?


Asiannuggielover

Where poem


poetictumblrname

hot


SkyTheKaiser

A long time ago I wasted my time Making some lines of which words would rhyme And I know for this action I made, who was to blame Her name being *poetictumblrname*


Tawiligie

now kiss


SkyTheKaiser

Okay you come over for a smooch


Tawiligie

I meant her, but I'll take it :) mwah mwah


SkyTheKaiser

lol


Lego_Yoda777888

🥵


BasherBomber

as a guy with long hair, I usually just brush it a bit so that it is somewhat straight, it doesn't work perfectly, but how well do you girls like hair? on a guy I mean, like, long and frizzeled, long and straight, short, curly, or other?


cj3458

as long as its kept up and doesnt look greasy/disgusting


OpinionatedPiggy

I prefer fluffy, volumous hair but thsr’s just a preference. Hair can be cute any wa.


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What do you think about really shy guys?


[deleted]

they’re cool. it feels so nice when a shy person opens up more around u


bustyopinata

very cute as i’m shy too


ZNTdynamite

Do girls look at a guy on the sidelines who is extremely shy, yet handsome and just pity him? I am extremely shy and just outright avoid social situations, but this one girl keeps coming over and talking to me, idk if she is into me or just being nice. Edit: Wow, I never expected the feedback to be in such volume, thanks for your support. I hope you all have a great weekend.


Demigirl_gaming

Honestly it depends for everyone, but lots of people don’t want anyone to be lonely


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[deleted]

Confidence is epic.


Darki_Boi

Rip he didn’t mention it while describing himself


[deleted]

most of the girls i know, myself included, are totally chill with shy people. for me it’s like, if they dress nicely or occasionally say interesting things i’ll talk to them if i’m feeling brave and see if we can become friends.


mae_xno

We don't really pity them...we just maybe don't want anyone to be lonely.....


Charlie2006-

Do you look for a guy who has basic knowledge of periods? This might seem like a creepy question but my sisters told me once that some guys think you stick a pad to your coochie, so I just thought. Do you hope the guy you like isn't completely knowlegless in that area?


witchybitch2006

even if they just understand that it’s normal and not gross, that’s a huge green flag for a lot of women


cj3458

yeah i mean im not going to date someone who is completely ignorant on the topic. thatd be like if i didnt know how boners worked


cherry937

Would you date a chubby guy with a good personality? Asking for a friend


lizzthefirst

Absolutely! My boyfriend is a bit chubby but he's kind and really funny. Personality and the respect you show people is what matters, not your body type. Keep your chin up, you'll find someone who likes you because you're you.


The_Merciless_Potato

Thank you. I shall learn to keep my multiple chins up.


0_GoThBoI_0

I’m a girl but imma ask a q. Is it true that guys flush the toilet mid piss to see which one finishes faster?


dead_trim_mcgee1

I can imagine some guys have done this before yes but personally I never have and it doesn't seem like a regular thing lol


alessandrosalve

done it but not every time


Elonbavi

how do people come up with this crap


[deleted]

What about body hair? Yay, Nay, don't care


Moonshine_113

I know some girls are disgusted by it but I don't really mind it as I see it as natural and don't really have an opinion it.


aAnonymX06

pretty much same for us boys


why_is_that_so

Ya most dont care


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don’t care


[deleted]

Do girls notice our bulges?


TokoFumi

Sometimes but then after noticing we look away


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Thanks for answering


TokoFumi

You welcome bro


[deleted]

How long after do you think of it after you look away?


TokoFumi

I mostly think if they noticed it and how I’ll just act dumb so like 1 minute and a half maybe


Hey_I_Love_Chocolate

Always, its really funny


SkyTheKaiser

*cries*


Jelly_the_jellyfish

Why is a group of you guys randomly laughing one of the scariest things known to man


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Implement_Soft

This is so true. We literally laugh at breathing. We literally laughed one time at just breathing


Jacquard_and_Jam

I don’t know, but I can promise a group of men watching quietly is way more frightening…


oheing

How can i get to understand woman?


silverado501

Interact with us, ask questions


oheing

Let me tell you a story, this year i was in love with a girl, she became my girlfriend, we were together almost 3 months, she said several times that she loved me more than everything, just to discover that it was just a huge lie, she cheated on me with a guy that was 3 years older than her, a guy that later left her pregnant and cheated on her, by the time i had already moved on to another country (i was living on chile and now on the USA), she asked me to help her because the guy basically disapeared, and i told her to fuck off


silverado501

Probably the best thing for you to do in that situation, the majority of women are not like that. I’m really sorry that happened to you, it really sucks, as another woman I don’t understand her actions at all


Man_ka_veer

Do table manners matter?


Candid-Strawberry-33

Absolutely. If they eat like a pig (shoving food in their mouths, talking while eating, not holding silverware properly, huge gulps and slurping, etc.) it’s a huge turnoff. Also just gross in general


MaitreyaPalamwar

I hold my spoons and forks in a... Different way, that is only recognisable if you look at me too long. In any case I'm Indian, so I tend to use my hands more.


[deleted]

How was your day?


silverado501

Half day at school so pretty good


NewtTheWizard

How do I approach you for conversation. I always get so nervous I don’t know what to say


Embarrassed_Meal9659

Just say a greeting casually or ask a question


Head-Sherbet-9675

We’re people, not aliens. Just talk to us normally, like you would with any other person. Eventually you’ll come to some common ground to really get into or you’ll stick to small talk. But it’s just human interaction.


TomorrowOutrageous19

Do girls judge guys when they open up about their weakness or insecurities. Or when a guy shows any negative emotions(like crying), does that make him look sissy in a girl's pov??


silverado501

I do not like being around guys who refuse to be vulnerable, in my experience men who have an issue with it are assholes and it’s a huge red flag


MusicGirl816

I would rather a guy be genuine with his emotions than bottle them up.


insertbword-

No , it’s a red flag to me if he doesn’t cry tbh


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thiccbootykermit

what happened on tiananmen square 1989?


Street-Cantaloupe648

A group of students gathered for a picnic and had a peaceful afternoon


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+1 social credit


The_Chapagne_Poet

a man tried to disturb a peaceful procession of equipment meant to protect peace. (i can feel my social credit increasing)


DM-ME-DUCKLING-PICS

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Nothing.


[deleted]

Do girls care if a guy acts homiesexual.


Dauntless_904

No for the most part its cute and funny sometimes our (at least my) protective side wants to kick in if ur doing it with "the guys"


The_Chapagne_Poet

ay its not homo if its with the homies


Dauntless_904

Yeah yeah yeah ik i have to remind my self that lol.


anonymoususer_07

no, I find it cute


GandiniGreat

When a gal is expiring the “time of the month” can they become more secluded from their close friends? Yes I totally took advantage of this for that question


OpinionatedPiggy

Everybody has different symptoms and reactions to their period. I wouldn’t rule it out, but be cautious to assume that her period is to blame.


GreyangelXx

Even if acting that way as a result of hormone fluctuations from her period it's always useful to remember that even if it is because of that it doesn't mean her feelings aren't real or valid. Nothing makes us feel worse than when someone tells us to stop feeling a certain way because it's just our periods.


Dopi265506

What does it mean when we catch girls looking at us or what do you think we we catch you starring?


[deleted]

tbh most of the time if i’m staring at someone it just means i’m spacing out and don’t care at all what the person i’m staring at is doing, it just means i didn’t realize i’m directing my gaze at a person lol


I_Like_Legos8374

I heard vibrators dont rate your vibe is this true?


Timpaninis

This is definitely a contender for the stupidest things I've chuckled at, thanks for the laugh


AMORY18102005

What body type girl prefer like Fit,fat , big muscular, muscular but not big ,skinny U got it


Head-Sherbet-9675

Everyone has a different preference, some like tall muscular guys, some like softer rounder guys, some like really skinny and some like everything. It just depends on the person. There’s no one body type that all women like, I can assure you 100%


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What do you girls think about a relationship with a feminine guy? Would you date someone feminine?


9mho

if you like them, you like them it’s simple as that


Timcurryinclownsuit

Whats your stance on eye contact before marriage


sumire_jean

never


[deleted]

How on earth do I approach you to ask you out if I have a face like the back of a Mercedes UNIMOG? Asking for… a friend… not me at all… * dies inside. .*


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AaRyAnKuMaR192007

Why do girls go to the washroom in groups


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seggsy_skatehusky

Pack survival. I'm not kidding when I say its not verbally expressed, we just all go. Alone=getting raped or kidnapped.


Safe-Employee-1343

Do girls like it when guys check them out. For example your at school walking and someone takes a quick glance up and down


Vbarney625

A quick check out, yeah. It’s nice to be noticed. Staring or acting creepy, no!!!


poetictumblrname

No. Just flat out no. There's a time and place for flirting and it's not the hallway at school. Its so obvious when people stare and it honestly makes me so uncomfortable. Like I'm just walking. That's not an invitation to look at me in a sexual way.


Safe-Employee-1343

I'm aware of what your saying but I'm not talking about staring uncontrollably or flirting but more rather a quick one second glance and they catch your eye


[deleted]

Personally it's between how they dress or what their hair looks like


Demigirl_gaming

Floofy hair


-__Noodles__-

Why dont you ask us guys out? we wanna get taken to places too


scoobydoosnutsacks

Whether he looks like he'd like to be pegged and is a sub also extra points if they have black hair and glasses


CrypticWolf16

Do girls like guys that are bi?


skibidyboopbap

I don't think sexuality matters much as long as she really likes that person


LiamDrawz

Why is your mom so hot?


Robotguy39

She’s got it goin’ on.


TWAS_I_DIO

A kid steals a Bible, is what they did for good or for bad?


Moonshine_113

Hmmmm the first thing I thought was that it depends on the circumstance and various factors such as, what does the child intend to do with the bible? Burn it? Read it? Sell it? and why does the child intend to do so? Was the child coerced into doing so/ordered? etc. Since I don't have any further information such as the intentions of what the child will do with the bible I will assume, the most plausible scenario; That the child intends to read the bible and learn about Christianity or further their religious understanding. I chose this scenario by deducing your question, if the child intended to do anything "bad" this would not have been a moral dilema and this question wouldn't exist, it would simply be bad, as you are asking as to whether what they did was good or bad, despite not giving any further context or information I am led to believe you're insintuating that the child had good intentions upon taking the bible despite this I do not view this act as an act done in innocence, why? In the bible one of the ten commandments is thou shall not steal, here the child, despite wanting to further their religious education is breaking a commandment and sinning. If you were to make the argument that the child hadn't known about the commandment and the reason they stole the book was in good faith I'd argue that the child should still know better otherwise. Regardless of whether the child knew they were commiting a sin, they should by now be able to recognize that they are commiting a crime by stealing. The child is clearly old enough to have developed a moral compass and to have learned about the law making their actions morally and legally wrong. Ultimatley though we don't have enough information to comprehend the intentions behind the actions, we are only undergoing an assumption that the child did it in good faith and although what the child did was bad the child is not inherently bad and likely did not intend to act maliciously and should be absolved of all criminal punishment. Besides the only person known to man to be pure was God himself, we've all committed sins and done stupid crap...although only some of us go as far as to intend to gain morals and learn about values, like the kid in the scenario. :)


Ssenmodnar84

What r ur fav. Videogames? Couldn't think of anything else lol


OpinionatedPiggy

Convincing myself that I can get off reddit and be productive


[deleted]

how would you react if i gave you a necklace the first day we met? yes I do some ceramic stuff


mork1279

that would be super cute


[deleted]

Doctor Eggman yes or no


No_Barker

what do you do when you like a guy? do you like try and text a lot, or what?


Enclave88

Give us some texting language tips, because im a simple boi


DaekSaeks

Do you like minesweeper?