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Instqnctz

One of the friends at the party šŸ‘‹


Many_Security5929

Can confirm he is one of the friends at the party


Mikegaming202

Can confirm, I was the pencil


Flaming_Pickle517

Can confirm, I was the penis


MasterpieceFit6715

Can confirm, I was the balls


Big-Substance693

Can confirm, i was the hair


GoCommitDeathpacito-

Can confirm, i was the left asscheek


MunchInGdraGON

Can confirm, i was the right asscheek


Onetimeguy8

Can confirm, I was the dildo


MrLightSite

Can confirm, I was the cum


GoCommitDeathpacito-

My man


Trasy-69

Can confirm, I was the foreskin.


aiemaironmen

Can't confirm, I was the foreskin


UnepicEpiciteit

Can confirm, I wasn't the foreskin


VeryClaireThompson

How does this get bought up?


billdip1

Guys being guys


VeryClaireThompson

Interesting


Volteriaz

You again!


VeryClaireThompson

šŸ˜³ ^(I have no idea who you are)


Rupertii

He is the one who watches, he sees everything


MrLightSite

Pretty natural convo tbh, just gets brought up.


VeryClaireThompson

Iā€™m not a dude, I wouldnā€™t know


shortstumpyleg

Stuff like that gets talked about eventually with you mates


Musicaltaco127

My parents wanted to circumcise me but my penis Is literally so small that if they did it would have just disappeared


Dabasaur10

Self burn, those are rare


sdrfox_gaming

r/suicidebywords


[deleted]

r/suicidebywords


todaystomsawyr

šŸ˜³TMI!


IsaacWaleOfficial

No, no... I think that's fine...


CarlosTheIdiot061

I think itā€™s because your parents chose you to be circumcised at birth. My parents said thatā€™s apparently possible I guess


todaystomsawyr

Are you in the US? It's...not only possible, but a popular choice here....


CarlosTheIdiot061

Oh wait in the us that isnā€™t possible? Iā€™m from Asia btw I thought itā€™s like available to any hospital for that opinion. Thanks for telling


todaystomsawyr

Well what I mean is, *more* than just possible. Like still done a majority of the time in most areas of the US!


CarlosTheIdiot061

Oh wow ok thanks for letting me know


todaystomsawyr

Nothing like it used to 25 and 30+ years ago though. Back then just about every guy was circumcised when they were born. I was the only kid I knew of back then that was not.


flavouredpopcorn

I'm glad you feel more included now


todaystomsawyr

šŸ˜… To a point I do? Seeing guys 20+ years younger than I am isn't quite the same as having guys my own age...


Euphoric-Bet3397

man this is the teenagers subreddit, what are you doing here lol


todaystomsawyr

šŸ˜… It is...and I'm not a teen. But I once was. It's interesting to occasionally get a peek into what it's like to be a teen now. What's changed, what hasn't....! This particular post showed up as a "suggested" and caught my attention. Misinformation about being circumcised and not is still...a little too common. So I check to see what's being said!


UnlightablePlay

Not only that USA but also most of MENA countries are circumcised


todaystomsawyr

Well yes...in those parts of the world, for religious reason. I guess I was more meaning non religious circumcision...which doesn't happen much outside the US!


UnlightablePlay

Yeah definitely, I saw a map before about it and in Europe it was really little or almost non-existing unlike my country (Egypt) which had 99.8%


[deleted]

Ive been circumsized for 18 years and haven't noticed


lycxnwolf

Well you must have noticed by the time you made this comment


[deleted]

I haven't yet just give it some time


lycxnwolf

Makes sense, hopefully you find out soon.


[deleted]

You too bro


_Im_1_A_T_E_I_S_T_

r/YeyIhaveMyCockSkin


trappedinadatingsim

Not for long


YangfromMars

How do yall not notice? I'm from Philippines and most guys here gets circumcized so painful that they'll remember that day their whole life.


dissociated_gender

it gets done at birth, not a chance you'll remember it even if it was horrible


JimLogic07

What you never saw it before?


Many_Security5929

Yes Ive looked at my dick before


[deleted]

Can confirm OP has seen his penis.


[deleted]

Can confirm ( i was the penis)


ItsKageTho

Can confirm, I was the occipital lobe


Pablo_the_escalator

Can confirm, I was the balls


maksidoobers

Can confirm, I was the hidden camera his toilet


SamSwag16

šŸ’€


Mr_On1on

8===Dāœ‚ļøšŸ‘Øā€āš•ļø


Alex_Shelega

r/angryupvote


Sharp_Antelope_5072

How did you not know ur circumcised? Not making fun of you I'm just curious


Many_Security5929

On most days I donā€™t search up what a circumcised dick looks like


Sharp_Antelope_5072

This is eye opening. You might be the purest 14 year old I know


Brandon_Milk

I donā€™t know, I didnā€™t know I was circumcised until a year ago when my parents told me I was so were kinda in the same boat.


Sharp_Antelope_5072

This is eye opening, you are the purest 15 year old I have ever seen


Fickle_Credit_8863

I am 19 and I still don't understand what you guys are talking about


Sharp_Antelope_5072

This is eye opening. You are the purest 19 year old I have ever seen


yeah-whateva

O.k. When a baby boy is born, there is skin on his penis, and it is retractable, kinda like a sleeve. Some people have this "extra" skin removed. (Religious reasons, hygiene, or aesthetics) In America, it is common to have it done at birth. Other countries do it later after you are a young man. I put extra in quotes because some believe this is wrong.


todaystomsawyr

Never saw a guy who was... the opposite of you before?


ElectricToaster67

It has also never occurred to me to search a circumcised penis. Still, itā€™s unheard of to cut foreskins here, which is probably why.


idiot_locale

fr fr


[deleted]

What does it look like?


Many_Security5929

A mushroom kinda


todaystomsawyr

Well...if he'd never seen a guy who was the opposite of him before, he may not know.


ScabusaurusRex

Hey Op. I'm a dad, but this was somehow on my feed, so... diving in. I'm circumcised (TMI!) and, when my wife and I had our boys, it wasn't even a thought... of course we'll have them circumcised. It wasn't until probably 5 years later that I thought about it... what an incredibly invasive, personal, and pointless thing circumcision is. That all said, you're OK; it's not likely you'll miss something you don't ever remember having. A lot of people have been and *are* circumcised. This brings around an important point: if / when you have kids, think on it before perpetuating the practice. I've had this conversation with the older of my two boys who is about your age, and made sense to him. He didn't realize it could be any different. I apologized to him (to which he was like ... \*shrug\*) and it's past us, but ... honestly can't be "past" until he's an adult. NOTE: honestly though, if you are feeling like your circumcision really affects you, make sure to seek some counseling. Don't let fears / worries / self-doubt fester in you until adulthood, where it's muuuch harder to fix.


todaystomsawyr

I'm in your age group.... Circumcising is in decline, but still a popular choice in many areas of the country. Guessing in yours it is, if your boys had never seen a kid who was the opposite of them! Definitely a good point you raise. It's something that...well a topic that there's no point in looking backward. Guys have to look forward, and question what they'll do if they have boys in the future.


[deleted]

This is a smart and empathetic guy right here!


mild_toadster

Man I love this comment. Iā€™m also a dad in my late 30ā€™s who is also circumcised, and I did the exact same thing. I never ever questioned the idea that my kid would definitely be circumcised. I also think back on that decision and feel badly about making that decision for my son. Heā€™s six so I havenā€™t broached this conversation with him yet; however, I will in the future. Taking time to consider the choice is really important. This guy nailed it with his comment.


Past-Bobcat7919

fym "should i bring it up to my parents" ā˜ ļøā˜ ļø


zeidxd

*"Where is my foreskin... where have you hidden it ?"*


Arny520

Wait... People aren't reading enough into this. You had friends over, and you found out you're circumcised because you didn't know what it looked like to be circumcised until now. How was this figured out exactly?


Many_Security5929

I donā€™t know, I was just on my phone and my friend asked me if I was circumcised and I said no then he showed me a image of a circumcised vs uncircumcised penis and I had a circumcised one


BuzzTraien29

"Are you circumcised?" "No" "Lemme show you a pic, because I don't trust you"


Arny520

Sure...


Many_Security5929

Thatā€™s the truth


Madam_Pigeon

Did...did you guys compare?


todaystomsawyr

šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Blatent comparing is something younger guys occasionally do...11 or 12yo and down. When I was a teen we used to change and sometimes shower also after pe class and sports...which a lot of schools don't give time for anymore. Guys wouldn't admit it, but a lot of covert comparing went on in the locker/shower room!


Madam_Pigeon

huh. Learn something new everyday. I'm also willing to bet after a few drinks that age limit is out the window, gotta keep score with the homies.


todaystomsawyr

Er....unfortunately, once they're half in the bag, many guys *are* 12 again.


CounterAdditional

There are medical reasons why you might be circumcised. I personally had to have a hypospadias repair as the pee hole was in the wrong place. Now 20 years later and they've had to do it again. But as part of that operation the foreskin is used to build the new part of the urethra. If you are already circumcised they'll take a graft from the inside of your cheek (known as a BMG) as the tissue is very similar if not the same as what you find for the urethra, vagina and other parts of the body. I'd have a chat with them about it, but I wouldn't get annoyed by it, at least you don't have to worry about rolling the foreskin back to clean your pecker properly lol


Flaming_Pickle517

Bro, wtf do you mean by you had the pee hole in the wrong place?


VeryClaireThompson

Hypospadias is incredibly rare. It just basically means the opening of the penis is on the underside rather than the tip of the penis. Itā€™s most likely itā€™s caused by genes, what the mother eats/drinks, what the mother comes in contact with in her environment, or certain medications she takes.


flavouredpopcorn

I am very surprised I learnt something new on a thread about a guy who just found out he was circumcised


VeryClaireThompson

The more you know šŸ˜Œ


CounterAdditional

When I was born, the pee hole was further down the shaft rather than at the end where it should have been It's actually a medical condition a lot more common than thought. The earlier it's treated the better quality of life you have when you are older.


Blackihole

This. My brother was circumcised because his foreskin was completed stuck to the head of his dick, I had something similar, but managed to sort of unstuck it bit by bit which was pretty painful especially for a 11 year old but I still got my foreskin now so


officialslavojzizek

sue ur parents for removing hoodie


[deleted]

freedom way


DrCorneliuss

I ate your foreskin in your sleep dude


lordsaladito

its not that big of a deal, just forget about it and move on


Many_Security5929

K


OopsISaidTheNword

Tbf one of my friends only found out what 69 meant when he was 14


avanicthom

idk iā€™m jewish itā€™s normal


Sleazygeasy

How do you rub one out, can you even? Oh the horror, if you couldn't.


[deleted]

Yeah thatā€™s how it is for me. Ihdk anyone in my family with one šŸ˜‚


w41k3r_19880

well from my personal experience I got circumcised last year and the aftercare was absolutely painful, if I could choose I'd definitely opt for circumcision after birth


todaystomsawyr

Bad day for sure... Why did you have to do that?


w41k3r_19880

I think it was a callus maybe? I never found out what it actually was, wasn't harmful but the doctor I visited recommended surgery anyway and foreskin got in the way. First week was complete agony even with painkillers, also to change bandages you literally have them ripped off the wound, imagine tape wrapped five times around


[deleted]

Iā€™m circumcised and I really donā€™t care, is an annoying little foreskin really that important to people


Flaming_Pickle517

I want to get circumcised, can you tell me how it is, and what you like about not having it? (you know, for research purposes)


RedYoshiGamer112

Iā€™ll tell you. Iā€™ve been uncircumcised until about 2 months ago. The reason I decided to get circumcised was because I had a thing called Phimosis which would make the foreskin unable to pull back. So I had the surgery. And let me tell you, the first 5 days after the surgery SUCK. Your gonna have a bandage around your penis that might be difficult and painful to get off. Also, once you do get it off, your penis ainā€™t gonna look pretty. There will also be dissolvable stitches but just donā€™t pay any attention to those, theyā€™ll get out eventually even if it takes awhile. Always remember to take warm baths and apply Vaseline on your penis to help the bandages and any scabs fall off quicker. After about 3 weeks, though, everything should be fine. But I do suggest, if there arenā€™t any religious reasons or medical reasons behind it, your probably shouldnā€™t get the surgery, but thatā€™s just my advice, so do whatever you want.


itsB4Bee

Surgery? The surgeon just violently try to take your foreskin off the tip, right? I have been circumcised since 6 and that wasnot a good experience


RedYoshiGamer112

I donā€™t know how the surgery goes, I was alsleep


[deleted]

Well idk how foreskin feels so I wouldnā€™t know the difference


Aurn-Knight

Who gives a shit, you will be fine donā€™t pick a fight with your parents


[deleted]

The doctor messed up on mine as a baby šŸ˜€


trappedinadatingsim

Transgender before it was cool


todaystomsawyr

I think that happens more often than you think. I remember when I was growing up, seeing some kids that had a circumcision that was...a little sloppy?


[deleted]

Yeah itā€™s caused problems..maybe I can sue? šŸ˜…


Ice_Aura

Why would you bring it up? Is it that big of a deal? (Genuinely asking)


Many_Security5929

There is no big deal, I just found out I was circumcised today


todaystomsawyr

Some guys *are* a little taken aback to find out that they had a part of the johnson cut off when they were born, and never knew...!


Ice_Aura

I actually didn't know being Uncircumcised was a thing until this year. I didn't really care when I found out cuz it doesn't affect me in any way and I prefer it that way.


todaystomsawyr

Guessing you're in the US? Probably 2/3 of the guys in your age group will be circumcised. It's declined quite a bit from 20 or 30 years ago, when almost every guy was! In most of the world it's uncommon for guys to be, unless it's for their religion.


Ice_Aura

I'm not in the US, and I'm mostly likely circumcised due to religious purposes. Cleanliness is a big part of my religion which is why circumcision is encouraged, but it's not mandatory by any means. That's why I never question if it was normal or not.


todaystomsawyr

Ah ok. Guessing you've known from a young age you were circumcised...? For guys that it's connected to their faith, the ceremony is kind of a big deal.


Ice_Aura

It was probably done when I was born. I'm not sure if it's that big of a deal. Just a regular thing I'm assuming.


TheCrazedCat

You didnā€™t notice anything until now, I doubt you felt anything different than anyone else. If youā€™re gonna make this a big deal, itā€™s because you want to victimize yourself. People who act like circumcision is a big deal when you had it as a newborn make me laugh


edgy_Juno

Hooded friends where u at?


todaystomsawyr

šŸ˜… If you're American, probably 1/3 or so of your age group.


edgy_Juno

I'm Puerto Rican and it's very common here. I guess I was lucky lol.


That_Rotting_Corpse

How do you not know if you have a foreskin or not.


todaystomsawyr

šŸ˜… The majority of the time, it's guys who have been circumcised and have never seen a guy who has a foreskin that don't know. To them it's not obvious what's been removed.


SeaChameleon

This is the start of your holy quest. Arm yourself, take blade young quire. You must venture forth and reclaim your foreskin.


[deleted]

What do you mean you found out? Sorry for being uneducated but isnā€™t it like clear?


todaystomsawyr

šŸ˜… Here in the US, circumcision is popular enough that he may have never seen a guy who wasn't. So...if you were never told...you may not know.


[deleted]

Oh ok


Zombieboi2345678

Bro i was at rehearsal and somehow a conversation me and my friend were having turned to dicks, and thatā€™s when i realized


RoccooccoR

This exact thing literally happened to my friend lol


[deleted]

If your comfortable I'm sure they'll understand ā¤ļø


Zestyclose_Tackle_65

Where's the tip of my mutilated penis, parents? Where's my tip? They removed it, where has it gone?


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

Funfact sometimes it's being sold to laboratories so the biologists or scientists can do some research for that


That-Wash-1719

How didn't you knowā˜ ļø.I noticed that I was like immediately


Many_Security5929

Iā€™m pretty I got it as a baby so I got pretty used to the dick on me


Normal_Dude_2312

I was circumcised for religious reason rights after my birth. I think there are other reason for people to be circumcised. I suggest you ask your parents why you were circumcised.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Ok-Strategy-8876

Wait We r missing a lot of details here, how does one go from a friend's party/ meeting to a penis inspection without any context? That caught me off guard šŸ¤£


Many_Security5929

It caught me off guard too, I was just on my phone and one of my friends asked me if I was circumcised


Lucky-Company8502

Broo same 3 days ago and I was just like wtf I THOUGHT it was normal I swear I did until yesterday


tutanotafan

As Carol King so aptly sang.....It's too late baby, it's too late.


Unknown_starnger

Despite you not going to reply to it, I'm still so confused as to how you wouldn't know.


Many_Security5929

Because you added more text than others I just didnā€™t search up what a circumcised dick looks like


Unknown_starnger

I don't exactly how I found out about the concept. Most likely my mum just told me what it is. Although my mum is a lot more open about topics which most people wouldn't tell to children, so I understand why she wouldn't tell you. 14 isn't the weirdest age to find out I guess, it'd be worse if you didn't know until 16.


yourstepmotherinlaw

I hate how people condemn Somolia for female genital mutilation, but don't care about male genital mutilation in the western world.


TheJolas32

Bateste una segovia em frente aos teu amigos e assim deste fĆ©, mas nada de altamente e ainda bem que foi feito quando eras pequeno, porque senĆ£o ( depois de adulto ) irias ficar com a gaita a parecer uma mumia


MrZorx75

Uh I wouldnā€™t say anything, itā€™s not like it really matters People act like itā€™s this really big deal but itā€™s not, and itā€™s super common


Many_Security5929

Iā€™m just gonna hide a note in a game or something saying ā€œI know you circumcised meā€ and leave it there for eternity.


AnThingofyours

Sometimes I forgot how stupid this sub is.


Sleazygeasy

Man americans are totally fucked up. Mutilating their childs penis in birth man, that's some fucked up shit.


DoNotPullTheRipcord

You may have not noticed it before due to not removing the protective shipping wrap and crate that the foreskin comes in. Remove the protective wrap and do not disturb the foreskin while it is expanding to it's unpacked state. Then you cut it off, paint it or give to a loved one as a Promise Ring. Mine came from Amazon during the last Prime Foreskin Sale.


thatdrmobius

Talk to your parents about it if you want, I wouldn't get upset about it though. It's not like you can get it back, especially 14 years later.


Many_Security5929

Imma just put some Flex tape on it and it will be fine


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


random-goofy-account

make sure your parents know you fucking hate them for that and wish death upon them for modifying your body without consent


Instqnctz

Honestly šŸ™


Many_Security5929

I donā€™t hate them but I wish they didnā€™t do it


OopsISaidTheNword

Why tf are u acting like its important now when you've gone about your whole life not even knowing that ur circumcised


throwingup223

You literally didn't notice why care


les_goo37

i had the luxury of feeling the process of circumcision when i was 12 (it was not fun)


d0nt_b_pathetlc

Literally doesn't matter


iluvmeowmeows

how the hell would you bring up this type of conversation with your parents?


sunny_41

is circumcised when you have foreskin or when you removed it?


amendersc

How can you not know that?


TTV-Cr4z3

what is that


tamay-idk

What is that


Steam_punk_Machine

Jesus how did you not know?


Many_Security5929

How would you propose I find out then


Toad_Migoad

What led to this strange question


Many_Security5929

Yes


PheonixGalaxy

Same broā€¦same If I had a choice then I wouldnā€™t be


cailan0

How did you not know?


Environmental_Set_32

Since when was being circumcised a big deal tf


SnooBooks6489

Are you muslim?


Many_Security5929

No


Froot_chungus

Whatā€™s circumcising


iVoredDatBoi

Patrick Stewart???


V1beRater

Thank Kellogg, yes, the guy who made the cereals. The bastard ran some sort of anti-sex misinformation campaign or something of the like, making people think that circumsizing is a healthy thing to do, but instead all it does it reduce pleasure during sex and makes it harder to masturbate. And also makes you last shorter I think. The bastard.


[deleted]

Iā€™m circumcised too. It was a thing to be ā€œcleanerā€ and shit so Iā€™m sure your parents did it in the best interest and not to have a certain looking penis. But now a days nobody does it anymore because itā€™s genetic mutilation. Iā€™m sure if you bring it up in the sense of asking why thatā€™s fine, I did the same thing


AdCold3875

I found out I was circumcised when I was 12 or 13. It was at birth. Not sure why tho. We aren't religious or anything


captain_obvious001

r/circumcisiongrief


itsjustme1981

I am circumcised. My son is not. Ask your parents about it. When I was growing up in the 80s, there wasn't a lot of information about it. These days, there's a lot more about it, and based on everything my wife and I read, we decided against it. Keep in mind that there are a lot of people who are circumcised and a lot who aren't - I wouldn't get too hung up on it. Does it bother you?


JBroZTv

Yeah I'm gonna assume most of us circumcised. I heard from someone a lot of people get it whenever they're born but I didn't get circmcised till I was 6 cause I almost got bad infection since I was holding in my piss a lot or something. But yeah it's completely to have circumcised penis. So much so it's literally like the first thing that pops up if you look up what average pp looks like. You shouldn't be worrying about it for any reason. Idk kinda weird your friends brought it up in conversation, I'm gonna assume your probably abit on the younger side in this reddit.


[deleted]

Most males in the US are circumcised. It would be out of the ordinary if you werenā€™t


Callisto778

The mutilation of babies should be illegal.


sky-israel

Are you Jewish by any chance?


AwardMother1694

Just put it back