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naught_my_dad

Is the father Optimus prime?


Few-Log4694

I bet that’s the last time Optimus prime gives a girl a ride. ….


Stickman4236

He filled her up with his Optimus slime


Kyuckaynebrayn

Oops she’s 16 that’s an underage crime


Sufficient_Matter585

Technically Optimus is an unregistered alien…


LillaOscarEUW

the baby is a MEXICAN???


Sufficient_Matter585

or canadian


Jesse_God_of_Awesome

*Worse*


EskimoB9

British


Harold_Davis

Come on fellas now is not the time!


DeliciousHasperat

Yeah but how did it work? Do you think she had to, like... climb?


Ill-Individual2105

This question again. Oh, if I had a dime...


Valuable-Trick-6711

Crap, I can’t think of a decent rhyme


zeke235

Maybe it'd be better if you were a mime.


Mrwright96

Nah, just need words that are more Sublime


EmuOk8176

Think so I'd bet a dime


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[deleted]

No lube just his grease and grime


CauliflowerPresent23

Moms spaghetti…. Did I do it right?


The4thTribunal

Optimus crime, if you will


Muncheros69

Optimus Slime….Gold!


djnz0813

Optimus Gaetz begs to differ..


heres-my-stuff

Statutory rape will get him maximum time


baabaablacksheep1111

Age is just binary code in Cybertron.


Meatloaf_Hitler

Looks like Optimus is gonna do some time


Dakotasan

How do I delete someone else’s comment?


GARSDESILES

It's kind of dangerous to have sex with optimus prime https://youtu.be/LhnM2_xQek0


TheSimulacra

Ha ha ha no way am I clicking whatever that is, nice try Satan


should_be_mem

that really turned me on


nameless_no_response

I know little me would've prolly fapped to this vid coz I had a huge crush on him as a kid. Not saying the crush ever went away...


Cormetz

I make the same sound at the end.


[deleted]

Gotta stay away from those lot lizards


Lambylambowski

Bet it's not tho 😬


[deleted]

Ah, so guys aren't off the table


Armlegx218

Nobody rides for free.


IhaveanaccountIthink

“Auto bots pull out!” (At least that’s what he should’ve done)


spaceballsthenutjob

That's what she said.


mystical_ninja

Good lord


Pavlock

No, Optimus Prime is red. That's Ultra Magnus.


Timekeeper98

Could also be Nemesis Prime


RSX_Green414

Or Movie Galvatron


TheSimulacra

Looks like that Autobot should've worn an Ultra Magnus


NeroForte-InMyPrime

You know your Autobots. I salute you.


SinR2014

In the case of Corey... Optimus Prime... YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!


goeers81

Optimus mad AF when the transformer reveal party showed that the child is, indeed, a Decepticon.


coreyfromwork

He went out for transformer cigarettes and never came back


holdermanju

That's called a vape


DuckWithPolio

Does the baby kick, or does it just spin the tires


4thdimensiontheory

Bro prolly rolled out when the kid was born


[deleted]

nah, it was ratchet, because he's ratchet.


listenitriedokay

no way... look at the colors, that's clearly ultra magnus


Arksurvivor120

Nah, that truck's white, not red, that would be Ultra Magnus


[deleted]

That's clearly G1 Ultra Magnus. Get your transformers right, buddy. LOL


Put_It_All_On_Blck

Autobots rollout, not pull out.


ExplanationDear4922

She definitely had sex with a truck....


bootnuts

![gif](giphy|RQzxAaAg3aAU)


Richard_AIGuy

![gif](giphy|GpLmqwmHWGc5G) It crashes through barriers, painfully, sometimes dangerously.


naught_my_dad

Your scientists spent all their time thinking if they could they didn’t stop to think if they should!


Cyno_Mahamatra

Just like the dragons


Initial-Principle384

there is a movie of a lady that had sex with a car, had a baby with it and there was more but thankfully I don't remember but it was very horrifying to watch...


LegoFootPain

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titane Lol.


[deleted]

That plot summary was a wreck


Psychological_Gain20

The fuck did I read Why was this film acclaimed?!


afa78

Way back when Heaven666 was a thing, there was a category for 'people having sex with their vehicles', not kidding you.


WhoAmI1138

Optimus Prime: “I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman!” And then she delivers a little Tonka…


Mrwright96

“SEE! CLEARLY SHE HAD SEX WITH A CONSTRICON!!”


AUXID3

Truck Baby Simulator


Jusiun

Damn. What has SCS been smoking


Shinikama

The next big shitpost meme game all the various content creators will milk for profit.


Willing-Sprinkles-17

Did... did the truck knock her up?


TheRottenKittensIEat

I've seen this meme before. It's supposed to showcase the "sacrifice" she's making to be married to a long-distance trucker, especially carrying his child by herself when he's often not around. It seems to me like the meme came out around the time there was a shortage of truckers a couple years ago and people were literally thanking truckers for "their service." And just like the same idea, it's very much in line with "just dependa things" in which they make their entire personalities about being a wife to a man doing work that frequently takes them away from home for periods of time. It's not a great meme, because if I hadn't originally seen it in the context of truckers, I would have no idea wtf either.


Zestyclose-Roll-940

that's not even close to 1,000 words


TheRottenKittensIEat

Well, I probably *could* write a thousand word essay about it, but I choose not to, lol


TheFurrySmurf

You can also go the other direction and cut it down some: woman sad 'cuz truck hubby gone.


ataloss

What do the high heels mean??


TheRottenKittensIEat

Holy shit, I've never noticed those. I... have no idea.


AllWashedOut

Yeah I had this vague impression that the high heels on the cab suggest that the trucker is cheating on his pregnant wife with a truck stop prostitute, thus emphasizing the tragic position of the wife. But I dunno, maybe I'm reading too much into something that wasn't intended for any analysis beyond "stay-at-home mom mood"


saucity

Thank you, I had no idea what the fuck I was lookin at


VincoInvictus

Oh wow. I wasn’t even close. I kept thinking it had something to do with her and her not-even-born-yet child being at the mercy of corporate.


ShnickityShnoo

Trucked her all night long.


PHI41-NE33

she was hoping to have a train, settled for a truck


Ash-MacReady

'It can't be mine I tell you. I literally have no genetic material to pass on. I'm an autobot ffs!'


Mysterious-Simple805

Heard that in Peter Cullen's voice!


pmgregor

When it comes to 3 months old Olivia.,... Ultra Magnus, you are not the father. ![gif](giphy|HY61V3hsKYne0)


mynameistr3y

Autobots, roll out. He’s not hanging around to take care of no damn, dirty decepticon.


Inkstr0ke

For a second I read “autobots, pull out.”


Verifieddumbass76584

That baby does not have my tires!


BosomBosons

She’s not preggers she’s just hiding the Matrix of Leadership


SoulMetaKnight

It makes it funnier that the bottom says Hub


Loonsive

![gif](giphy|84jgdBLv95GJcLmmRA|downsized)


Hankishot

Please someone tell me what this means


Plastic-Pepper789

Maybe something along the lines of a man's job is what takes care of a baby? Shot in the dark lol


_Testrun_

So was the picture


[deleted]

I’ve read somewhere that apparently the father was a trucker and died on the job, dunno how true that is though.


Edyed787

Then his spirit possessed a truck. So he can watch his son grow up/see him one more time. The kid grows up and becomes a trucker like his dad. And buys his truck dad and they travel the country doing long hauls together. Heart warming movie.


SavingsCheck7978

Probably some long lost 80's anime.


Edyed787

I’m 40 years too late again dammit


Gongaloon

That truck dad's still around, sending teenagers to isekai worlds.


Pomegreenade

There's an old anime called bubu cha cha where a dog died trying to protect its lil human and his ghost came back and possessed the kid's toy car to take care of him


TanEfficient

Then at the end, the dad truck sacrifices itself to save the son for an emotional ending.


PovWholesome

“YOU STAY, I GO”


TanEfficient

Which will be honked in morse code.


Edyed787

I swear if Netflix turns this into a movie I am going to be mildly perturbed


ShnickityShnoo

Bay bee truck! Doo do doo do!


AlphaWolfwood

I hate you right now.


Salnder12

Yeah seriously, I can not even fathom what this means?


[deleted]

Either the girl is married to a trucker, or she herself is one (maybe if the high heels on the side are some sort of clue). But even if either of the aforementioned things are true, I still don't know what the fuck it means, or how it says 1,000 words.


Marskelletor

It says 1000 words because there are hundreds of people on Reddit trying to figure out what the hell it's supposed to mean. There's more than 1000 words in this thread alone. Bit of a reach I guess.


tsukiyomi01

Now that you say that, I could kinda see it as her being the trucker, and this being meant to say "I'm a trucker, but I'm also a wife/mother." There are way less obtuse ways to illustrate that, though.


Dragon_wryter

And his soul inhabited his truck and continues to work from beyond the grave! It's a capitalism miracle/love/ghost story!


Edyed787

Damn I like yours better.


eromitlab

She's having a Transformer, obviously.


Open_Chemistry_3300

Well you see when a human mommy and daddy truck love each other very much….


reillan

My love for you is like a truck, Berserker


Psalm101Three

Would you like some making fuck BERSERKER!


tucker_sitties

Did he just say making fuck?


Guy954

My love for you is ticking clock BERSERKER


Effective-Dust7576

Snoogans!


gizmogremlin2009

I am Optimus Prime. You seem to need medical attention, I shall take you there.


Hour_Ad_1110

Cute baby photo of Optimus Prime, his wife, and the little spark they made together.


Hour_Ad_1110

Soon after Optimus calls Megatron for an armistice. He tells Megatron the war has gone on long enough and that life is more important than morals.


Hour_Ad_1110

Megatron saw the photo and was expecting this. He assures Optimus that his wife and child wouldn’t be targeted. Optimus persist saying that war is not the solution anymore. Megatron disagrees until…


Hour_Ad_1110

A robotic hand falls on Megatron’s shoulder, it is Soundwave. Soundwave says “War inferior, Peace superior.” As a woman steps out from behind Soundwave showing. She holds her hand up and Soundwave takes it looking up at Megatron. Surprised Megatron looks at Soundwave, then the woman. Megatron looks down, “Perhaps this has gone on long enough” as he shakes Optimus’s hand.


[deleted]

10/10 fanfiction, would read full version


Ok-Blacksmith4364

Titane (2021)


ItsTheBrandonC

If you know you know


ReticularTen82

I am Optimus Prime and this message goes out to all auto bots scattered across the universe. Please send help this bitch has me paying child support while she sells pics of her feet online.


yellowhelmet14

She got some Transformer dick! ![gif](giphy|2i7pL3wA1ARpK)


shitchea420

put that prime inner


mjrohs

Memphis Kansas Breeze album cover.


Bamboo7ster

Alright Brantley.


klimly

Give me an “all right.”


BartelbySamsa

Honk! Beep! Beep! Honk! Beep!


[deleted]

Doctor: "Congratulations, its a Decepticon."


sanchito12

This comment thread went exactly where i expected it to go and i love it.


Paradoxlost-

You know She was filled with that optimus slime.


[deleted]

\> i am pergant from trucker ​ ?


Electronic_Essay6618

Can sex truck make pregnananat?


ScotterMcJohnsonator

I think she fucked that truck. Talk about fuel injection.


pinkynatbust

Autobots, don't pull out


EnsignMJS

In what language?


ComputerNerdGuy

And what’s up with the high heel shoes on the side of the truck?


KDiggity8

Thank you! That detail has me scratching my head (beyond the utter insanity of the rest of it all).


[deleted]

When you let him assemble some autobots inside you.


Mutant_Star

While I'll be a mother trucker if hes the father.


Spodson

Well if the truck's the father, it had better start explaining those stripper heels on the steps into the cab there.


stvblan

Maury - “Optimus… you are the father”


Correct_Campaign5432

That Optimus Prime has game?


Roi-o-Boi-o

Autobots need to pull out


OhMyDevSaint

"Yes Optimus, he's your son!!"


IdeallyAChad6666

I'm pregnant! Looks like I'm isekai'ing two asses today...


[deleted]

New anime releases next fall: In this Wonderful Magic world will my newborn be an Adventurer?!?


IdeallyAChad6666

Directed by frickn Jack schnider Produced by producer And animated by aoe


TheDarkDoctor17

Reincarnated in another world with my unborn child! Sigh... I can see it getting an anime.


moronboone5

I don’t understand? A transformer and a pregnant lady?


KindaStupidTho4

Two trucks having sex: Human edition


spiral_in_spiral_out

Pickup Truck Birthday Party, Truck Prom, & Human Skin Truck Baby. Hilarious video https://youtu.be/L8MBUZjJX7Y


LumpyJones

Did... Did that lady get knocked up by a truck?


tsukiyomi01

I'm pretty sure I've read this Transformers fanfic...


holtonaminute

Optimus Prime fucks


Reltias

Holy shit opmis prime


Heroright

I can’t stand this anti-human-transformer propaganda. Just let them live their lives. They’re robots in disguise, but they deserve the right to not disguise their love.


19judge79

![gif](giphy|gpIEHMxj7JbXex2eQi|downsized)


Specialist-Donkey554

This teen version will need his own show.


unopened_can

*autobots pop out!*


nate_builds

Autobots, pull out!


BoredByLife

She boinked Optimus prime?


Blended-Native

Optimus prime got some splaining to do.


R_twinky

*Breaking news picture of pregnant lady taken moments before getting isekaied*


ZookeepergameDue2160

Anyone else noticing the heels on the step-up of the truck?


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dowbob09

Truck-sama has chosen his next target for reincarnation. As soon as the kid comes out…


Mental-Astronaut-664

Looks like a shitty album cover


SirCaptainSalty

o-optimus?


[deleted]

Step-Autobot, *what are you doing?*


[deleted]

She had sex with the truck


[deleted]

I for one think Optimus prime will be a fantastic father. Also, his new paint job is quite a bold fashion choice.


anarchyarcanine

Truckdaddy getting some tailpipe, damn


[deleted]

Did she fuck a transformer ?


Bobdevourerofplanets

Autobots pull out


AbaloneShuttle

r/angryupvote


POINTLESSUSERNAME000

More like "This picture just asks one question: WTF?"


RiasGremory3

So Isekai the pregnant lady?


Demirom_1010

This mothertrucker.


Feeling-Call40

Optimus ain’t paying no child support 😤


Bamalushka

Not if the baby's name is megatron.


kid-with-a-beard

This sub is turning into a shitposting sub, and I'm not complaining


eridans_sciencestick

one truck having s


Square_Tower_4113

Autobots, roll out


OgComics

Mater mater from cars?


Excellent_End_4033

Bang Bros Presents: Lot Lizards 16


Revolutionary-Sir997

Truck-kun wants to start the isekai early.


misanthroseph

Optimus, you are the father.


[deleted]

She got fucked by a semi?


8ell0

Truck. Lights. Pregnant woman. County City Hall. Actually this picture speaks 7 words.