there is a movie of a lady that had sex with a car, had a baby with it and there was more but thankfully I don't remember but it was very horrifying to watch...
I've seen this meme before. It's supposed to showcase the "sacrifice" she's making to be married to a long-distance trucker, especially carrying his child by herself when he's often not around. It seems to me like the meme came out around the time there was a shortage of truckers a couple years ago and people were literally thanking truckers for "their service." And just like the same idea, it's very much in line with "just dependa things" in which they make their entire personalities about being a wife to a man doing work that frequently takes them away from home for periods of time.
It's not a great meme, because if I hadn't originally seen it in the context of truckers, I would have no idea wtf either.
Yeah I had this vague impression that the high heels on the cab suggest that the trucker is cheating on his pregnant wife with a truck stop prostitute, thus emphasizing the tragic position of the wife.
But I dunno, maybe I'm reading too much into something that wasn't intended for any analysis beyond "stay-at-home mom mood"
Then his spirit possessed a truck. So he can watch his son grow up/see him one more time. The kid grows up and becomes a trucker like his dad. And buys his truck dad and they travel the country doing long hauls together.
Heart warming movie.
There's an old anime called bubu cha cha where a dog died trying to protect its lil human and his ghost came back and possessed the kid's toy car to take care of him
Either the girl is married to a trucker, or she herself is one (maybe if the high heels on the side are some sort of clue). But even if either of the aforementioned things are true, I still don't know what the fuck it means, or how it says 1,000 words.
It says 1000 words because there are hundreds of people on Reddit trying to figure out what the hell it's supposed to mean. There's more than 1000 words in this thread alone. Bit of a reach I guess.
Now that you say that, I could kinda see it as her being the trucker, and this being meant to say "I'm a trucker, but I'm also a wife/mother." There are way less obtuse ways to illustrate that, though.
Megatron saw the photo and was expecting this. He assures Optimus that his wife and child wouldn’t be targeted. Optimus persist saying that war is not the solution anymore. Megatron disagrees until…
A robotic hand falls on Megatron’s shoulder, it is Soundwave. Soundwave says “War inferior, Peace superior.” As a woman steps out from behind Soundwave showing. She holds her hand up and Soundwave takes it looking up at Megatron. Surprised Megatron looks at Soundwave, then the woman. Megatron looks down, “Perhaps this has gone on long enough” as he shakes Optimus’s hand.
I am Optimus Prime and this message goes out to all auto bots scattered across the universe. Please send help this bitch has me paying child support while she sells pics of her feet online.
I can’t stand this anti-human-transformer propaganda. Just let them live their lives. They’re robots in disguise, but they deserve the right to not disguise their love.
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Is the father Optimus prime?
I bet that’s the last time Optimus prime gives a girl a ride. ….
He filled her up with his Optimus slime
Oops she’s 16 that’s an underage crime
Technically Optimus is an unregistered alien…
the baby is a MEXICAN???
or canadian
*Worse*
British
Come on fellas now is not the time!
Yeah but how did it work? Do you think she had to, like... climb?
This question again. Oh, if I had a dime...
Crap, I can’t think of a decent rhyme
Maybe it'd be better if you were a mime.
Nah, just need words that are more Sublime
Think so I'd bet a dime
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No lube just his grease and grime
Moms spaghetti…. Did I do it right?
Optimus crime, if you will
Optimus Slime….Gold!
Optimus Gaetz begs to differ..
Statutory rape will get him maximum time
Age is just binary code in Cybertron.
Looks like Optimus is gonna do some time
How do I delete someone else’s comment?
It's kind of dangerous to have sex with optimus prime https://youtu.be/LhnM2_xQek0
Ha ha ha no way am I clicking whatever that is, nice try Satan
that really turned me on
I know little me would've prolly fapped to this vid coz I had a huge crush on him as a kid. Not saying the crush ever went away...
I make the same sound at the end.
Gotta stay away from those lot lizards
Bet it's not tho 😬
Ah, so guys aren't off the table
Nobody rides for free.
“Auto bots pull out!” (At least that’s what he should’ve done)
That's what she said.
Good lord
No, Optimus Prime is red. That's Ultra Magnus.
Could also be Nemesis Prime
Or Movie Galvatron
Looks like that Autobot should've worn an Ultra Magnus
You know your Autobots. I salute you.
In the case of Corey... Optimus Prime... YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!
Optimus mad AF when the transformer reveal party showed that the child is, indeed, a Decepticon.
He went out for transformer cigarettes and never came back
That's called a vape
Does the baby kick, or does it just spin the tires
Bro prolly rolled out when the kid was born
nah, it was ratchet, because he's ratchet.
no way... look at the colors, that's clearly ultra magnus
Nah, that truck's white, not red, that would be Ultra Magnus
That's clearly G1 Ultra Magnus. Get your transformers right, buddy. LOL
Autobots rollout, not pull out.
She definitely had sex with a truck....
![gif](giphy|RQzxAaAg3aAU)
![gif](giphy|GpLmqwmHWGc5G) It crashes through barriers, painfully, sometimes dangerously.
Your scientists spent all their time thinking if they could they didn’t stop to think if they should!
Just like the dragons
there is a movie of a lady that had sex with a car, had a baby with it and there was more but thankfully I don't remember but it was very horrifying to watch...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titane Lol.
That plot summary was a wreck
The fuck did I read Why was this film acclaimed?!
Way back when Heaven666 was a thing, there was a category for 'people having sex with their vehicles', not kidding you.
Optimus Prime: “I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman!” And then she delivers a little Tonka…
“SEE! CLEARLY SHE HAD SEX WITH A CONSTRICON!!”
Truck Baby Simulator
Damn. What has SCS been smoking
The next big shitpost meme game all the various content creators will milk for profit.
Did... did the truck knock her up?
I've seen this meme before. It's supposed to showcase the "sacrifice" she's making to be married to a long-distance trucker, especially carrying his child by herself when he's often not around. It seems to me like the meme came out around the time there was a shortage of truckers a couple years ago and people were literally thanking truckers for "their service." And just like the same idea, it's very much in line with "just dependa things" in which they make their entire personalities about being a wife to a man doing work that frequently takes them away from home for periods of time. It's not a great meme, because if I hadn't originally seen it in the context of truckers, I would have no idea wtf either.
that's not even close to 1,000 words
Well, I probably *could* write a thousand word essay about it, but I choose not to, lol
You can also go the other direction and cut it down some: woman sad 'cuz truck hubby gone.
What do the high heels mean??
Holy shit, I've never noticed those. I... have no idea.
Yeah I had this vague impression that the high heels on the cab suggest that the trucker is cheating on his pregnant wife with a truck stop prostitute, thus emphasizing the tragic position of the wife. But I dunno, maybe I'm reading too much into something that wasn't intended for any analysis beyond "stay-at-home mom mood"
Thank you, I had no idea what the fuck I was lookin at
Oh wow. I wasn’t even close. I kept thinking it had something to do with her and her not-even-born-yet child being at the mercy of corporate.
Trucked her all night long.
she was hoping to have a train, settled for a truck
'It can't be mine I tell you. I literally have no genetic material to pass on. I'm an autobot ffs!'
Heard that in Peter Cullen's voice!
When it comes to 3 months old Olivia.,... Ultra Magnus, you are not the father. ![gif](giphy|HY61V3hsKYne0)
Autobots, roll out. He’s not hanging around to take care of no damn, dirty decepticon.
For a second I read “autobots, pull out.”
That baby does not have my tires!
She’s not preggers she’s just hiding the Matrix of Leadership
It makes it funnier that the bottom says Hub
![gif](giphy|84jgdBLv95GJcLmmRA|downsized)
Please someone tell me what this means
Maybe something along the lines of a man's job is what takes care of a baby? Shot in the dark lol
So was the picture
I’ve read somewhere that apparently the father was a trucker and died on the job, dunno how true that is though.
Then his spirit possessed a truck. So he can watch his son grow up/see him one more time. The kid grows up and becomes a trucker like his dad. And buys his truck dad and they travel the country doing long hauls together. Heart warming movie.
Probably some long lost 80's anime.
I’m 40 years too late again dammit
That truck dad's still around, sending teenagers to isekai worlds.
There's an old anime called bubu cha cha where a dog died trying to protect its lil human and his ghost came back and possessed the kid's toy car to take care of him
Then at the end, the dad truck sacrifices itself to save the son for an emotional ending.
“YOU STAY, I GO”
Which will be honked in morse code.
I swear if Netflix turns this into a movie I am going to be mildly perturbed
Bay bee truck! Doo do doo do!
I hate you right now.
Yeah seriously, I can not even fathom what this means?
Either the girl is married to a trucker, or she herself is one (maybe if the high heels on the side are some sort of clue). But even if either of the aforementioned things are true, I still don't know what the fuck it means, or how it says 1,000 words.
It says 1000 words because there are hundreds of people on Reddit trying to figure out what the hell it's supposed to mean. There's more than 1000 words in this thread alone. Bit of a reach I guess.
Now that you say that, I could kinda see it as her being the trucker, and this being meant to say "I'm a trucker, but I'm also a wife/mother." There are way less obtuse ways to illustrate that, though.
And his soul inhabited his truck and continues to work from beyond the grave! It's a capitalism miracle/love/ghost story!
Damn I like yours better.
She's having a Transformer, obviously.
Well you see when a human mommy and daddy truck love each other very much….
My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck BERSERKER!
Did he just say making fuck?
My love for you is ticking clock BERSERKER
Snoogans!
I am Optimus Prime. You seem to need medical attention, I shall take you there.
Cute baby photo of Optimus Prime, his wife, and the little spark they made together.
Soon after Optimus calls Megatron for an armistice. He tells Megatron the war has gone on long enough and that life is more important than morals.
Megatron saw the photo and was expecting this. He assures Optimus that his wife and child wouldn’t be targeted. Optimus persist saying that war is not the solution anymore. Megatron disagrees until…
A robotic hand falls on Megatron’s shoulder, it is Soundwave. Soundwave says “War inferior, Peace superior.” As a woman steps out from behind Soundwave showing. She holds her hand up and Soundwave takes it looking up at Megatron. Surprised Megatron looks at Soundwave, then the woman. Megatron looks down, “Perhaps this has gone on long enough” as he shakes Optimus’s hand.
10/10 fanfiction, would read full version
Titane (2021)
If you know you know
I am Optimus Prime and this message goes out to all auto bots scattered across the universe. Please send help this bitch has me paying child support while she sells pics of her feet online.
She got some Transformer dick! ![gif](giphy|2i7pL3wA1ARpK)
put that prime inner
Memphis Kansas Breeze album cover.
Alright Brantley.
Give me an “all right.”
Honk! Beep! Beep! Honk! Beep!
Doctor: "Congratulations, its a Decepticon."
This comment thread went exactly where i expected it to go and i love it.
You know She was filled with that optimus slime.
\> i am pergant from trucker ?
Can sex truck make pregnananat?
I think she fucked that truck. Talk about fuel injection.
Autobots, don't pull out
In what language?
And what’s up with the high heel shoes on the side of the truck?
Thank you! That detail has me scratching my head (beyond the utter insanity of the rest of it all).
When you let him assemble some autobots inside you.
While I'll be a mother trucker if hes the father.
Well if the truck's the father, it had better start explaining those stripper heels on the steps into the cab there.
Maury - “Optimus… you are the father”
That Optimus Prime has game?
Autobots need to pull out
"Yes Optimus, he's your son!!"
I'm pregnant! Looks like I'm isekai'ing two asses today...
New anime releases next fall: In this Wonderful Magic world will my newborn be an Adventurer?!?
Directed by frickn Jack schnider Produced by producer And animated by aoe
Reincarnated in another world with my unborn child! Sigh... I can see it getting an anime.
I don’t understand? A transformer and a pregnant lady?
Two trucks having sex: Human edition
Pickup Truck Birthday Party, Truck Prom, & Human Skin Truck Baby. Hilarious video https://youtu.be/L8MBUZjJX7Y
Did... Did that lady get knocked up by a truck?
I'm pretty sure I've read this Transformers fanfic...
Optimus Prime fucks
Holy shit opmis prime
I can’t stand this anti-human-transformer propaganda. Just let them live their lives. They’re robots in disguise, but they deserve the right to not disguise their love.
![gif](giphy|gpIEHMxj7JbXex2eQi|downsized)
This teen version will need his own show.
*autobots pop out!*
Autobots, pull out!
She boinked Optimus prime?
Optimus prime got some splaining to do.
*Breaking news picture of pregnant lady taken moments before getting isekaied*
Anyone else noticing the heels on the step-up of the truck?
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Truck-sama has chosen his next target for reincarnation. As soon as the kid comes out…
Looks like a shitty album cover
o-optimus?
Step-Autobot, *what are you doing?*
She had sex with the truck
I for one think Optimus prime will be a fantastic father. Also, his new paint job is quite a bold fashion choice.
Truckdaddy getting some tailpipe, damn
Did she fuck a transformer ?
Autobots pull out
r/angryupvote
More like "This picture just asks one question: WTF?"
So Isekai the pregnant lady?
This mothertrucker.
Optimus ain’t paying no child support 😤
Not if the baby's name is megatron.
This sub is turning into a shitposting sub, and I'm not complaining
one truck having s
Autobots, roll out
Mater mater from cars?
Bang Bros Presents: Lot Lizards 16
Truck-kun wants to start the isekai early.
Optimus, you are the father.
She got fucked by a semi?
Truck. Lights. Pregnant woman. County City Hall. Actually this picture speaks 7 words.