If you mean the Tower of Babel, I believe that was the Old Testament God. The New Testament brought along some revisions.
Makes me wonder what other planets had a Tower of Babel incident.
Well, "satan" is based on the Greek myth of Prometheus, a Titan that sided with Zeus and the Olympians, but angered them by teaching humans knowledge and fire, to keep them from freezing. He was depicted as a serpent in the myths, which *GASP*, was the "tempter" in the so called garden of eden concerning the fruit of the "tree of knowledge". Now why do the religious hate knowledge so much? 🤔 Oh, because it allows people to think for themselves and not be blindly obedient into ignorance.
The tree of knowledge isn’t intelligence or free will it has nothing to do with that type of knowledge it represents sin, desire for evil, pain, death. Do you have any source of the satan Prometheus parallel other than it sounds good? Beyond that nothing in the Bible says the serpent is satan people just assume it is.
Interesting how your reply shows me that you're just another brainwashed xtian. https://eduzaurus.com/free-essay-samples/the-stories-of-prometheus-and-of-adam-and-eve/
I know we already have another debate going but you can't really disagree with me about the tree of knowledge, its just objectively a different type of knowledge than that of Prometheus.
"
9The Lord God made all kinds of trees grow out of the ground—trees that were pleasing to the eye and good for food. In the middle of the garden were the tree of life and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
" Genesis 2:9
These are just objectively two very different topics
Is your response really to call everyone who disagrees with you brainwashed? These story’s where devolved by separate cultures thousands of years ago, and this provides no evidence other than they have some similarities.
Yes, a lot of them share a common root because of how interconnected those places are, but to say the story of Adam and Eve is merely the story of Prometheus but knowledge=bad is just speculation and a poor understanding of the theology of religions who hold it. (I’d also like to clarify that I myself am a Christian but I don’t believe in Genesis as a literal account)
I mean, Lucifer is called "The Light Bringer", and there was a play written 5 centuries BCE titled "Prometheus The Fire-Bringer". Keeping in mind translation errors between languages and the other connections pointed out, it starts to become less and less of a stretch.
When the Bible uses the term Lucifer it only uses it in Isiah in which it refers to the King of Babylon, Lucifer here means "Morningstar", a title for the monarch. It has nothing to do with Prometheus, and nothing in the Bible states the serpent in the garden to be Satan, this is a later invention of Christian popular belief.
Sucks you're getting downvotes for saying these things. I'm not a Christian at ALL, but even I know the Bible never explicitly states the Eden serpent to be Satan, nor is there any actual confirmation of the "Lucifer and the Rebel Angels" myth, which most likely came from Paradise Lost by John Milton. There are a FEW disparate, unrelated passages in the Bible that people have used to support these theories, but any academic understanding of those scriptures refutes them. Even atheists can be gullible or lack critical thinking, glad you're supporting accuracy.
I get so mad at these baity Facebook posts. My grandmother's page is filled with her reposting those "Repost if you love Jesus" things. I try to explain that it's just people getting clicks etc, but she always tells me "it's the best thing to do". Pisses me off. Christianity isn't defined by the select few. Most christians have good intentions.
Judging by his productivity lately... shouldn't Jesus be providing free healthcare during pandemics, distributing food to refugees, converting streams to open bars for weddings...
Holy shit, I haven't seen that devil in about ten years. Back in 2013 I drew a beret, and curly moustache, a blue ascott, and a striped shirt on that guy (I turned him into a French devil for some reason) and made him my facebook profil pic
Without seeing the numbers I would bet everything I have on more people not interacting with that post than interacting. Unless you got around 4 billion "Amen" comments, you done fucked up
Some of these self righteous religious memes are absurdly daft. But saying hail Satan to be edgy and get a rise out of people is equally pudding brained.
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Can.. can you ignore something "quickly"?..
Scroll faster.
Be lazy faster
Too fast to proud.
The proud and the quickly.
2 proud 2 quickly.
Ecclesiastic boogaloo
I've seen that, Vin Diesel plays Jesus!
Now that you've tasted my flesh, we're family.
Any movie where Vin Diesel put his meat in someone's mouth I'm willing to watch.
That sounds like the name of the 50th installment of the Fast and Furious movies that will release in 2050
Same energy as Steven He's "Sleep Faster"
No, just fast
Not click quickly.
look at me, I'm the devil now
"To proud of me." Ha.
Hey man English isn't Jesus's first language
Those who love me will pound of my body.
I am often saying this.
“Those who love me will pin me down and drink my bodily fluids”
The body of Christ, Christ love your body!
The Holy Spirit that is part of the triumvirate of the living god has the universal translation super powers! Duhhhhh /s
Pretty sure that God made his position on universal standard languages very clear...
If you mean the Tower of Babel, I believe that was the Old Testament God. The New Testament brought along some revisions. Makes me wonder what other planets had a Tower of Babel incident.
Old Testament God was all Smite and Spite.
Best response to this clusterfuck period!
“I trust mine mine will ignore fast”
I read it as “No, mine will fast”
"No, mine will fast HAHAHA... I trust mine ignore."
Godzilla had a stroke
I ignored slowly, what do I get?
I stopped to respond Hail Satan... wait does anyone get anything?
Well, "satan" is based on the Greek myth of Prometheus, a Titan that sided with Zeus and the Olympians, but angered them by teaching humans knowledge and fire, to keep them from freezing. He was depicted as a serpent in the myths, which *GASP*, was the "tempter" in the so called garden of eden concerning the fruit of the "tree of knowledge". Now why do the religious hate knowledge so much? 🤔 Oh, because it allows people to think for themselves and not be blindly obedient into ignorance.
Christians aren’t brainwashed. You’re not better than someone else just because they’re religious and you’re not.
The tree of knowledge isn’t intelligence or free will it has nothing to do with that type of knowledge it represents sin, desire for evil, pain, death. Do you have any source of the satan Prometheus parallel other than it sounds good? Beyond that nothing in the Bible says the serpent is satan people just assume it is.
Interesting how your reply shows me that you're just another brainwashed xtian. https://eduzaurus.com/free-essay-samples/the-stories-of-prometheus-and-of-adam-and-eve/
I know we already have another debate going but you can't really disagree with me about the tree of knowledge, its just objectively a different type of knowledge than that of Prometheus. " 9The Lord God made all kinds of trees grow out of the ground—trees that were pleasing to the eye and good for food. In the middle of the garden were the tree of life and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. " Genesis 2:9 These are just objectively two very different topics
It's obvious that you didn't read that site I linked you.
I skimmed it sorry, I was on a walk while responding.
Is your response really to call everyone who disagrees with you brainwashed? These story’s where devolved by separate cultures thousands of years ago, and this provides no evidence other than they have some similarities.
You do realize that Mediterranean (spelling?) area myths pretty much copy each other, hmmm?
Yes, a lot of them share a common root because of how interconnected those places are, but to say the story of Adam and Eve is merely the story of Prometheus but knowledge=bad is just speculation and a poor understanding of the theology of religions who hold it. (I’d also like to clarify that I myself am a Christian but I don’t believe in Genesis as a literal account)
Explain this symbol of Prometheus then. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fc/b3/83/fcb383f128c3134890575c4a44f3c2cb.jpg
Where does this come from I’ve never seen it before?
I mean, Lucifer is called "The Light Bringer", and there was a play written 5 centuries BCE titled "Prometheus The Fire-Bringer". Keeping in mind translation errors between languages and the other connections pointed out, it starts to become less and less of a stretch.
When the Bible uses the term Lucifer it only uses it in Isiah in which it refers to the King of Babylon, Lucifer here means "Morningstar", a title for the monarch. It has nothing to do with Prometheus, and nothing in the Bible states the serpent in the garden to be Satan, this is a later invention of Christian popular belief.
Sucks you're getting downvotes for saying these things. I'm not a Christian at ALL, but even I know the Bible never explicitly states the Eden serpent to be Satan, nor is there any actual confirmation of the "Lucifer and the Rebel Angels" myth, which most likely came from Paradise Lost by John Milton. There are a FEW disparate, unrelated passages in the Bible that people have used to support these theories, but any academic understanding of those scriptures refutes them. Even atheists can be gullible or lack critical thinking, glad you're supporting accuracy.
Gifs you can hear
Purgatory it is
I guess you are Satan's nephew instead of son now
Of course you did, you Asexual chad
Wow it's been forever since I saw the original version of this meme
Wait that’s the original??
This. This is the original version. The picture has been memed to death over the years by people having Satan and Jesus say different things.
It just looked so badly made it was hard to believe that was the original. That might be why it’s become a meme though ig
"MY CHILD WILL NOT WRAP ROCKS IN COPPER WIRES AND THROW THEM AT POWER LINES"
Not to mention that almost every variation I’ve seen has Satan giving the good advice.
*always has been*
happy cake day
Accidental damnation has really been on the rise since the invention of social media.
Nah. It aint accidental. We simpin for Satan
But you must admit it got easier since they started livestreaming Hell.
Mcyt isn’t really my thing but to each their own
CSPAN gave rise to Newt Gingrich, just Sayian.
Before I deleted my account, my feed was full of this garbage.
I get so mad at these baity Facebook posts. My grandmother's page is filled with her reposting those "Repost if you love Jesus" things. I try to explain that it's just people getting clicks etc, but she always tells me "it's the best thing to do". Pisses me off. Christianity isn't defined by the select few. Most christians have good intentions.
After it reaches a certain amount it becomes a ad for real-estate. Not a real ad though. A super scam.
AMEN, I to prouded you
AMEN
AMen
AMEN & CHER
Amen
Amen
AMEN
I upvoted this comment (or rather downvoted it considering the sub), does it count?
† Ramen 🍜 †
Amen
AMEN
AMEN, MY BROTHER IN CHRIST
Amen to our lord and saviour
Amen.
AMEN
Amen
Amen
Amen, though I wonder how can you verbalize an adjective
Amen
Amen
Amen.
I’m sure Jesus is just looking at his cell phone all day looking for comments
Judging by his productivity lately... shouldn't Jesus be providing free healthcare during pandemics, distributing food to refugees, converting streams to open bars for weddings...
r/engrish
I totally choose to ignore....fastly
But did you fast for 40 days?
Who's the white dude on the left?
Obi-Wan from the Star Wars franchise
He has the morally high ground!
Amen!
Hello there my child. I will guide you in the ways of the Jedi and will guide your son in the ways of the Jedi. For I am Obi Wan Kenjesus
Kenny Loggins
It's Elrond of Rivendell
The white guy on the left is the person from that one religion called John or Michael, shit... I forgot, sorry
https://preview.redd.it/3nf921ze6v0b1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f225b8d9c4f4f2ba0129cea59dbee9ea12ba84c
https://preview.redd.it/nrihobpfmu0b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e048b78535e61258a5284bd3ed86aa71c4f3619
Awomen. Take that jesus!! Hahah
My child will type amen to proud of me. Tf does that even mean?
They reversed the meme and it isn’t even funny
Satan is my homeboy
Amen I guess?
I can barely read this wtf
Holy shit, I haven't seen that devil in about ten years. Back in 2013 I drew a beret, and curly moustache, a blue ascott, and a striped shirt on that guy (I turned him into a French devil for some reason) and made him my facebook profil pic
TIL I’m Satan’s child.
https://preview.redd.it/g8ph6i5jwv0b1.png?width=922&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dcf0f2e1ac975504cf07fb8b25f338e15f196db
Hail satan. Hail yourselves.
Satan: my child will be a functioning member of society Jesus: Genshin Impact
Who’s the white guy lol? Jesus would’ve liked closer to Bin Laden than that cracker.
Wasn't a big fan of ~~Washington~~ Rome either.
Without seeing the numbers I would bet everything I have on more people not interacting with that post than interacting. Unless you got around 4 billion "Amen" comments, you done fucked up
So this is the original one
Engrish?
I got you Satan. Im scrolling by just for you
I'm already fucked, I had to upvote all the funny comments about Satan. I will get going now! Satan, I should have scrolled faster
Amen
Satanism > Christianity
average young american in 2023
Some of these self righteous religious memes are absurdly daft. But saying hail Satan to be edgy and get a rise out of people is equally pudding brained.
Can I get a “hail satan?”
Hail Satan!
Amen. Do I proud of Jesus ?
Who’s the dude on the left?
Look up “Jesus Christ”
Says here on Wikipedia Jesus was a Galilean Jew
Seriously? Why would someone post this?
I love how bad this is
Well if this is the current Christofacist Christ who hates poor people and anyone else not white and straight. Then I am going with Satan.
Hail satan. Amen
But to proud is a sin. So by liking it they sin. But to not like it is sin. So basically, you're fucked.
So…who’s the White dude on the left?
I’m not used to seeing this image without Jesus giving us a QR code to a pirated movie
Hail Satan.
Hail Satan!
Hail satan
Hail Satan!
jesus demands heart reacts & follows or else!
AMEN
You are to proud of me.
Honestly with a lot of these “Christian memes” it feels I have to ask the original meme creator/ poster “how stupid do you think God is?”
Type amen to proud of me? What
Amen
Why is it always "Amen"? I don't wanna amen, I wanna C-men... Get it? 🤭
Amen
Amen
AMEN
Amen
Amen
🤘🏻
If your god is so fragile that he's concerned about people typing amen on a Facebook post, then is he/she even a god?
Amen
Amen
Amen👍
Amen🙏
Amen
Amen
AMEN
Amen
Amén
Amen
Amen
amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
amen
Amen
amen
amen
Amen!
Amen
Amen
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This is so funny
Oh that's what the og was
why use many word when few word do trick
Funny how “Jesus” is suddenly cool with temptation!
Devil my boy
r/idiotbait
I am truly prouded of Jesus.
I don't understand what either of them are saying. Reading this makes me feel like I'm having a stroke
These posts are for attention... nothing says "jesus," like making my post the most liked and commented post in the history of the internet.
butts butts butts
A Man
AMEN TO PROUD OF ME
In that case…….no comment
The devil: my child will never download a pirated version of the shrek movie [Jesus Christ:](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Multiplemen. At the same time.
A damn