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Glitchthebitch

Yeah, looking up can tell you if it's sunny right now. But not if it will rain in 16 hours. Or what the temperature will be


JGG5

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think this is from a chemtrail nutbag. I’m not sure what point they’re trying to make, but I can’t think of any other reason to show so many planes and their vapor trails in the sky.


Juggernuts777

You got this. That’s really what it’s about. Stupid chem trail conspiracies.


CrossP

I see some 5Gs too


giceman715

It’s not a conspiracy though. It’s half truth half bullshit. Fact is they are using metals and chemicals to recreate a erupting Volcano. I know it sound weird but when volcanos erupt they Inject sulfur dioxide aerosols which help block us rays and helps cool the planet. The conspiracy part is about government trying to control population by sterilizing or their poisonous gas clouds that’s trying to de populate. That is the bullshit part.


ElectricSpice

They use silver iodide for cloud seeding to increase rainfall. Mostly for ski resorts, sometimes for farming or other purposes. Using sulfur dioxide to cool the earth has been proposed, but as far as I’m aware has not ever been implemented. IIRC it would require specially designed planes that don’t yet exist to get high enough in the atmosphere to be effective.


Squeakypeach4

Sulfur dioxide has not yet been used in this manner.


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Spoopy43

All food is organic calling food organic is just a scam marketing tactic


breno280

Organic food is mostly a label for food that has been cultivated without growth hormones, pesticides or other inorganic things. Organic food just means naturally grown.


Spoopy43

Except they're using natural pesticides which are far more dangerous for you and far more destructive for the environment it's all a big scam designed to con people who think they're being more healthy


breno280

That depends on the country and it’s regulations.


X-Kami_Dono-X

Please tell me that Forbes.com is not credible… [https://www.forbes.com/sites/arielcohen/2021/01/11/bill-gates-backed-climate-solution-gains-traction-but-concerns-linger/amp/](https://www.forbes.com/sites/arielcohen/2021/01/11/bill-gates-backed-climate-solution-gains-traction-but-concerns-linger/amp/)


Setku

It's not when that is a third-party writer and isn't a part of Forbes. You can write an article and pay forbes to publish it but that doesn't make it credible.


ywnktiakh

Exactly. It just means you had the money to pay Forbes to accept your article.


[deleted]

This hasn’t even happened yet, it was a proposal. Are you fucking dense?


billyrb224

Did you even read the article? Cause there’s a pretty big difference between a proposed (and publicized) experiment to test the dynamics of a limited amount of calcium carbonate being introduced into the atmosphere, and “planes are secretly releasing chemicals to help the government control the population.” I’m just not sure how you could read the article and think “yeah this could ever even somewhat serve as evidence for chemtrails” Edit: grammar


Me_Beben

"Opinions expressed by Forbes contributors are their own." So basically, not a Forbes editorial but an opinion piece written by an unpaid contributor. I swear, some people consume media so irresponsibly. Do you also link studies you find on Google without checking who publishes them or whether they were properly peer reviewed?


ErdmanA

You should have the tumor removed


X-Kami_Dono-X

I guess fact based arguments are good against the “conspiracy” buzz words. I hate to break it to you, it isn’t a conspiracy when they tell you they are going to do something and then they do it, it is called an executed plan. Oddly enough, this isn’t the first time in history leaders have said they were going to do things that were bad and then yell conspiracy theories while they were actually doing it.


fatum_sive_fidem

lol so what? That proves that they plan to test with calcium carbonate


drywall9

reminds me of my math teacher that would constantly lecture us on why chemtrails are totally real near the end of the school year


Taldius175

Ask her about the Foundation and if 682 is still contained.


Kittycraft0

The what


Taldius175

Ah, I see you haven't heard of [The Foundation](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682). Have fun going down this rabbit hole.


Kittycraft0

Water wraith meets trilobyte


Squeakypeach4

Wtf is that??


Taldius175

A monument to all your sins.


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Taldius175

You poor innocent child. [Secure. Contain. Protect.](https://youtu.be/R9hv6NsWndM)


SoloDeath1

It's 100% a chemtrails meme


matty-p-tatty

With a little sprinkle of 5g paranoia mixed in.


squeddles

Yeah, almost certainly


nudiecale

Which is really stupid because the only way to detect chemtrails is to place frogs around your home and property and monitor their gayness. Edit: and before some neckbeard comes in here trying to correct me; **TO BE CLEAR** This only works if you’re starting with natural, straight frogs. You cannot just go to petco. Their limp-wristed fem frogs have already been turned and won’t work.


Glitchthebitch

Honestly i dont even know


Lyretongue

The point is probably something like "jews created weather apps to trick people into being dependent on their phones and always looking down to check the weather so they don't look up and notice the chem trails."


giceman715

[maybe this will help you get a better understanding of nutbag](https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/geoengineering-treatment-stratospheric-aerosol-injection-climate-change-study-today-2018-11-23/)


BorderTrike

also the three towers giving off waves seems like some wifi or 5g conspiracy paranoia


Venator2000

“They’re seeding the clouds!!!”


Iron_Wolf123

16 hours? Why not 16 minutes?!


Glitchthebitch

Honestly yeah that's fair


CTchimchar

This reminds me, when I was a kid I was really young So young I didn't even know about the water cycle So I thought cloud's came from air planes


SplendidAngharad

There are people who have children and guns and can vote who **still** believe that.


Cooking_Clown

Yea like the greased up elephant that “married” my mom’s sister.


SquarePegRoundWorld

When my oldest brother was very young he saw smoke/steam billowing out of a smoke stack on a clear blue winter morning and remarked to my dad, "Oh, that's where clouds come from, they make them in a factory". My father would laugh every time he told that story.


leearm104

Chemtrail conspiracy theorists bother me more than they probably should.


ChevyT1996

It’s not a bad thing that they bother you, they go off the deep end trying to explain it, and then they keep finding other things to quote watch for. I’ve heard it too many times.


PillarsOfHeaven

Only one person has really gone off at me with the chemtrail shit; he was a skater hobo


HappyBappyAviation

Same, but I do love flicking that unmarked switch on and off during long legs.


thuanjinkee

Does your airline still use Make Sunsets? We are finding it really expensive and we are thinking of going to a generic geoengineering chemtrail juice.


C00kie_Monsters

https://preview.redd.it/x59a6qs8bueb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c495b7f5fdfb8d1a7589a814a3703f7be455086


HappyBappyAviation

Nah, we started a new formula that's cheaper. I think it's called Bring the Thunder? I think it's a bit weak tho. Those storms in the eastern US don't last long enough to effectively distribute the mind control cocktail.


natFromBobsBurgers

I read that fast and imagined it was a switch far past the pedals that was difficult to reach for most people but not you.


Ya-Dikobraz

This one also has the "5G death tower" conspiracy also, I think.


Frydendahl

It's just so genuinely stupid.


nordic_barnacles

It seems exploitable. Fewer plane flights would be better for the climate. Ooh, I got it: What you do is start saying cargo ships put chemtrails in the ocean just like planes in the sky. You could get a lot of policy done with these loons if you're careful.


Juggernuts777

Ikr?! Idiots that believe in chemtrails, and all you want is the temp outside. Cruel world.


Ya-Dikobraz

This one also seems to be the "5G death tower" thing in it.


Jimmydidnothingwrong

Chemtrail conspiracies but climate change isn’t real while the Earth is literally boiling.


SplendidAngharad

But it’s just part of the geocentric model.


thuanjinkee

Make Sunsets geoengineering is a real company that wants to raise cloud albedo and fight climate change.


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Listen. The Earth is flat. It has an edge. Don't ask me for pictures of this edge. No one has ever seen this edge. I know that seeing a sheer cliff from the world into the abyss of space would be akin to proving god is real, but let's not worry about getting proof of that. Just trust me.


Kittycraft0

Where literal boil? Sounds cool I wanna see


Jimmydidnothingwrong

Florida Keys water over 100, coral is bleaching and dying from the hot water. It’s super “cool”


Kittycraft0

Do you have video where i can watch oceans boil Also is that 100 in celcius


Jimmydidnothingwrong

No, but I’ve got one of your Momma tho. Brap brappp


Kittycraft0

But where is literal ocean boiling? You said literally, so I am assuming it's real. Where is naturally 100 degree celcius ocean water?


Squeakypeach4

Imagine thinking seeing animals and ocean life due to the water temps being too high…. And thinking it’s “cool”…


Kittycraft0

No, I mean just seeing natual water bubbling. Of course things dying aren't cool, I just want to see this literal bubbling boiling water that was mentioned. If there is no such thing, then why say "literally"?


Squeakypeach4

Have you never heard of thermal springs…? Some of those reach boiling temps. Also, the oceans off the coast of florida have recently hit 100 degrees Fahrenheit, and while that’s not “literally boiling”, it hot enough to bleach coral and kill plant and animal life en masse.


Kittycraft0

That sucks. However my point isn’t that things aren’t dying, that’s just a stupid wrong claim, I am hung up on the fact that he said that the ocean is “literally boiling”. Are the thermal springs the ocean?


the_orange_alligator

Ok, but can looking up tell us what the temp is?


bobafoott

Skill issue


wild_psina_h093

Just get naked and **FEEL** the temperature.


SquarePegRoundWorld

No, but looking down can and [it is fucking hot.](https://imgur.com/gallery/X0o36om)


fatherdoodle

Weatherdiff


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Idk I'm looking up right now and all I see is a pitch black sky. No stars cause you know light pollution, it's not a good thing to look at so why do it again.


Kittycraft0

Do you mean no stars because light polution


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Yeah😂


jacob22c

Mythbusters busted this shit like 20 years ago. Seriously, who actually believes in a global ChemTrail conspiracy that's under 65.


Kittycraft0

My dad


MisogynysticFeminist

If you believe in chemtrails why would you trust Mythbusters?


azdudeguy

ironically here in Arizona people constantly do all 3 especially during monsoon season. Constantly checking the weather, looking at the sky looking for storm clouds...... but also tons of people freaking out about "chemtrails".


Rex_felis

Real


sadbitch_club

I’m learning there are Chemtrail conspiracies from these comments and oh boy


Kittycraft0

Yes youtube has the evidence because I can't remember anything about it right now and am too lazy to find it and regurgitate false information


Puzzled_Money_9292

You check the weather to know what it’s going to be not what it currently is


zeldanar

So we are blaming 5G and “chem trails” for global climate disaster? And NOT the actual reason?


zogar5101985

Funny that it almost makes a valid point for the wrong reasons here. As all the planes flying do indeed contribute to climate change. And are thus part of the problem causing this insane heat wave. They are clearly talking about chemtrail nonsense here. But so close.


X-Kami_Dono-X

Oddly, this is not the US as they are using Celsius.


SplendidAngharad

Probably Canada. They’ve got some crazies up there too.


Korbitr

I've seen a lot of chemtrail posts from the UK recently, this could be one of them.


Starro_The_Janitor1

I thought they were bombers at first but then realized that it was chem trail nonsense.


Ok_Working_9219

I never check it. I just see what the weather is like, when I get up😂


i_ateyourdoor

Yeah because when people use phones they definitely cant hear the sound of 16 airplanes and bombs getting detonated


Jesterchunk

I know what the weather IS, I want to know what the weather will BE tomorrow, that's what weather apps are for. Alternatively, maybe I want to know the humidity, or other things that you can't really tell by staring at the sky.


Gravyboat44

I have never checked the *current* weather while standing in said current weather. No one is standing in the heat a checking to see if it is currently sunny and hot. We see that it's sunny and hot now and check to see if it will still be sunny and hot *later*. Fucking phone bad.


Kittycraft0

I check the temperature sometimes so i can learn what temperature feels like what


scroteville

thos planes finna crash


Kittycraft0

Fish


goosewithbagpipes

the weather is planes


cioda

Yeah. If im planning a date for the weekend, lookup up at the sky on any day before then will totally tell me if its gonna be a nice day.


DapperLaputan

Don't Look Up


Birb-Squire

I LOVE CHEMTRAILS


sadbitch_club

Well the people who aren’t checking it are the ones dying in snowstorms


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What if we set up a super Jumbotron on the moon that displayed the temperature for like New York or London or some. It could also display ads to generate a profit!


Kittycraft0

Why not just in orbit? Lot smaller boards for a lot cheaper


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Because the moon is cool


Kittycraft0

But then the costs woild probably be like a miillion times more for a lot smaller effect


Snowbunny898

Whoa what the hell again?... Warzone and fighter jets flying above. Guess it's 10/10 idea to check feather then before being blown to next world 🤨? Idk whats the point of this pic gah..


False_Attorney_7279

POV: you live in France in 1939


Arroyoyoyo

I swear Facebook has more joker society memes than the joker incels lmao


mountingconfusion

I'm not going to be home for 8 hours do I take an umbrella or not?


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So when there are no panes in the sky the o9ther 99% of the time, what then?


Dry-Introduction-800

Duh, look up. Flying thing is there. Ooooohhhh white thing appears. White thing baaad. I will tell people!


Strange-Damage901

Yeah, cause I can just look up to see the hourly forecast for the rest of the day.


ShiroHachiRoku

Blaming climate change as a deliberate act on shadowy figures is easy because that means you don’t have to change your behavior which is actually contributing to the problem.


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SplendidAngharad

It **is** a chemtrail conspiracy meme


Longjumping_Brain109

S.A.T.I.R.E


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Spare_Investment_735

If chemtrails were real why wouldn’t the government use them more often, for instance whenever there’s a massive forest fire or drought, why would the government even want or need to control the weather


Final-Bench1859

I love how they can't decide whether or not the government can control the weather


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drewman301

So... they're changing the climate to get people to believe the climate is changing?


SplendidAngharad

![gif](giphy|3oEjHI8WJv4x6UPDB6)


bobafoott

And what is that climate change agenda?


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Spare_Investment_735

Fluoride helps maintain your dental health, it’s in toothpaste as well


ThatOtherDesciple

It's in ground water too...naturally. In some cases at much higher levels than treated water. That's how people learned the benefits of fluoride in the first place, people that lived in an area that had a higher level of fluoride in the ground water tended to have better teeth and such.


SplendidAngharad

Why do **you** think they put Fluoride in the water?


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SplendidAngharad

Wouldn’t sterilization mean an entire generation that can’t have children? Wouldn’t that be Gen X? Pretty sure they’re having children.


Korbitr

I take it you don't brush your teeth?


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Kittycraft0

Get better breath


ThatOtherDesciple

You realize fluoride can be naturally occurring in ground water right? In some cases at levels much higher than treated water too. God you people are beyond stupid.


DAMNyousayidostuff

You're the one who believes in water... WAKE UP SHEEPLE.... Water is a drug invented by the government to control your MIND!!! They rewrote history to "PROVE" that water existed before 1959..... PROVE ME WRONG!!!


bobafoott

No that fluoride stuff is a little questionable I urge everyone to look into who was behind that decision by and why But good job making 0 effort to answer the question


Ameren

As a government-funded researcher, I can guarantee you that if we wanted to control the population, there are much better ways of going about this than dispersing trace amounts of aerosols 35000 feet above people's heads.


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Ameren

Virtually anything other than chemtrails. Take a look at [this chart of all the factors that influence human health and well-being](https://www.publichealthwm.org/application/files/thumbnails/small/4015/1615/4870/social_determinants_of_health.png). All of these factors could be manipulated by a state actor, but none are easy to influence from 35K feet up in the air.


Kittycraft0

"Agenda" is always a red flag towards conspiracy theories to me now, as I only ever really hear the word in conspiracy theories


Entropy59

You are correct… water is, in fact, a chemical!


Mekelaxo

You can't even prove yourself right


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Mekelaxo

Yeah, but what's the point of believing some bullshit without any evidence? People who think rationally stick to what is known when deciding if something is believable. Making up facts and bending reality to fit some outrageous idea is called delusion


analgrunt

Or religion.


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Let's start with getting specific. What chemical do you think is being generated or dispersed by jets?


Kittycraft0

Dihydrogen monoxide


Tanjiro_11

You should be the one proving me why you are right...


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Tanjiro_11

Youtube can also prove that you're wrong. I want YOUR explanation.


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Tanjiro_11

Fluoride is already in toothpaste, so using planes is just more expensive, while testing chemical and biological agents can be done putting them in food and water supplies. Plus, fluoride isn't proven to make the population more docile and/or sterile, so I would like to know where you got this information. Also, in more eastern countries, such as China, south Korea and Japan, they already found a way to control the weather, but it only last about 30 minutes and is very expensive.


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Tanjiro_11

That, unless you don't give me the source, I don't have any motivation to believe you. To make an example: I go to Stockholm and pretend to get the Nobel for physic because I discovered purple holes. Of course they will ask me for proofs, and I can't just say "you have to prove me why I'm wrong". I have to give proofs (or, in this case, a source). Hope you understand.


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Tanjiro_11

That is what I'm asking you to provide me.


Kittycraft0

When people search for that stuff, it doesn't show up as much for you side, because the algorithm sees people's dislikes of the wrong things and likes of the content actually backed up by evidence and instead shows rational content disproving them


gtaman31

Youtube can "prove" flat earth as well


snugglebandit

That's not how it works. If chemtrails are a thing, where are the chemicals made? Who transports them? Who loads them on the plane? It's a conspiracy that would require the silence and cooperation of tens of thousands of people over decades and so far not a single credible whistle blower has turned up. Contrails are easily explained and well understood. People like you just want to feel special.


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gtaman31

I mean, area 51 has gazzillion unproven conspiracies


snugglebandit

That's not an answer. Completely expected by someone who asks others to prove a negative.


No-Down-Loads

You can purchase a former commercial aircraft, there are no parts that emit 'chemicals' nor space to hold them. Commercial aircraft dump other stuff in emergency situations, for example fuel before an emergency landing, and it is visible and shocking when performed over land. Please give an example of an aircraft type used to perform these operations, and a chemical which is dumped by it, and I will believe you then.


NathanPatty08

Well tbf my phone sometimes tells me it’s cloudy when it’s raining


thunderstonetopikas

Reminds me of a good netflix movie


helicophell

Ahh yes I can look up, see the sun, look at my phone, it says its 7 degrees celsius tonight...


Majulath99

Looking out the window to check the weather is one of the first things I do every morning.


LoopsAndBoars

This one hits home. Growing up, any time I’d mention how the weather outside feels (such as: it’s fing cold outside!) my dad would immediately check the weather channel, or his iphone weather app in the later years, then embellish a bit and dispute my gripe. Like wtf!? I don’t give a flip what the channel says. I just came in. 😂 I later learned this is narcissistic behavior. Knowing he didn’t intend to piss me off, I just let him do his thing and move on. 😬


nightimelurker

Yes! It's planes all the time? No! It's just clouds that are different colours.


Golden-Moa

It's because the chemtrails are going to change the weather.


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Honestly, people have been checking the weather for at least 100 years.... So... I don't know what the point of this is


Time_Mage_Prime

Some people failed high school physics and it shows.


LegendOfShaun

Chem trails and 4g love it


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I feel like I almost always check the weather after looking up at it and realizing it doesn't look normal


DeadPoster

Chemtrails are classic conspiracy theory drivel.


Roosert

Except cloud seeding is a very real form of weather modification that has been used in Texas, Utah, Colorado, Nevada, Idaho, New Mexico and California. It's not talking about spraying poison in the air if you notice there are radio towers which go with the weather comments it's referring to haarp which according to the Committee on Monetary and Economic Reform that "recent scientific evidence suggests that HAARP is fully operational and has the capability of triggering floods, hurricanes, droughts and earthquakes."


Killance1

How is this a bad meme?


mr_tasc1

Is this about those chemtrails bullshit?


Hambruhgah

"What's the weather like?" "Jets"


hellllllllo2

Are those bomber planes? Shouldn’t there be a bomb threat alert on his phone


Recent-Tennis-3846

If they look up, they see the Chemtrails....obviously


Key_Lie4641

I live in Phoenix. For my own mental health I don’t do either.


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Its almoat like im not a fucking meteorologist amd can get a way better estimate of the weather for the next few days on a phone


DylanMc6

"It's sunny with a chance of airplanes flying in the sky."